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America, Beer, and Church: How Millennial Is Ended the Running Boom Millennials are killing the beer industry Now millennial ow hijpster millennials are killing the Big Mac Are Millennials Killing Credit are killing marmalade Did Millennials Kill the 9-to-5Workday,or Just Point Out That It's Dead How millennials killed the focus group illennials are killing chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's Millennials are killing a $1 billion diet staple Have Millennials Killed Serendipity? Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Millennials are killing the dinner date How Millennials Are Ruining the The Death Throes of Democracy: Murdered By Millennials Millennials Have Killed the Workforce Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot McDonald's McWrap Milienials Are Pine Witbout Falre Sofeners Pac Lookw to How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is ed Crowdfunding Killing Class Why Are Millennials Killing Millennials are now rulning the Olympics Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry? Their Bosses? Millennials are allegedly ruining hotels for every other generation Here's How Millennlals Have Killed Millennials are killing the napkin industry Millennials Turning Away From Cruises And Casinos Millennials Are Killing Lunch Why aren't millennials MILLENNIALS' WANDERLUST IS KILLING THE CANADIAN TOURISMINDUSTRY Millennials are killing gyms Millennials Are Killing America: Well done millennials-you've having sex? y ruined handshakes for everyone How Millennials Killed J. Crew Millennials say American Dream is Dead? They killed it Are Killing the oil Industry Promiscuous Millennials Are Killing McDonald's Will millennials kill Part One Are Millennials Kiling the Vacation2 home ownership? Millennials Millennials are killing the Millennial generation could kill the NF Millennials have officially golf indust ruined brunch Have Millennials Killed Hotel Loyalty Programs? Did Millennials Kill The movie business Villenniais leaving church in droves, Hangout Sitcom? How Millennials (Almost) study find illennials are killing department store illed the Wine Cork ry Did Mille Millennials don't like WOrk Millennials Aren't Hypocrites: They Just Prefer [killing Harley's sales Millennials are killing the Millennials aren't eating cereal because it's too much motorcycles. and that's to Kill Trees @theindiealto / Twitter
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Memes, American Sniper, and American Flag: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Posted by Faye Higbee 39 mins. #2217 #ChrisKyleDay Remembering an American Hero in Texas #Chris KyleDay Remembering Chris Kyle, American Hero uncle samsmisguidedchildren.com In Texas, today is Chris Kyle Day. On February 2, 2013, “American Sniper” and Navy SEAL Chris Kyle and his friend ChadLittlefield were murdered when they took Eddie Ray Routh to a shooting range in Erath County, Texas. They were attempting to help him overcome mental issues from his service. Instead, he turned his gun on them. At the trial, Routh’s attorney plead insanity, saying he was in the throes of a psychotic episode. The jury didn’t buy it. They sentenced him to life in prison. But now, 4 years later, with the killer behind bars, it’s a good day to not only honor and remember Chris Kyle for his service, but to all those who fight for our nation. Texas State Comptroller, Glenn Hegar Jr tweeted: Real heroes don’t have a name on the back of their jersey; they have an American flag on their shoulder. ChrisKyleDay Read more: http:-unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com-chriskyleday-remembering-chris-kyle-american-hero- UncleSamsMisguidedChildren USMCNation ChrisKyle USMC Military Grunt MARINES Veteran USA ChrisKyleDay Sniper USMarines Navy Veteran PewPewLife Combat NavySeal SemperFidelis MAGA Veterans trump Texas Gun 2A AmericanSniper thedeviloframadi FrogMan

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Ass, Butt, and Friends: 1. Do the sex at her really hard and fast Th8 faster and harder you do the sex, awesomer the sex is. This is the main rule of sex. 2. Make her moan and scream super loud, like SO loud that the neighbors called the cops, and the cops came and were like "Hey what's going on and the girl was like 1 was screaming because the sex was so good and also hot and the cops are like you have to go to jail because you're too good at sex!" and you're like 1 don't think that's how the law works" and the cops are like "wow this guy's good Thay will than tal everyone at the cop building how good you are at sax, which will earn your their respect 3. Make sure your penis fits right inside her vagina hole, except your penis is really big, so it doesn't fit well, but like if you push it fits eventually because the vagina hole is just a cool hole shaped for a penis. Makve sure she's put her birth control pls inside her vagina before sax though, otherwise one of your bals comes out of your penis and Ies in the vagina hole and a baby hatches out of it 4. Kiss her boobs a lot (aka the round things on her chest for all the virgins out there heh heh) The boobs are known as the Vaginas of the Chest by us sex-knowers. The nipple part is lie a reverse vagina though, because nothing can go in t. In fact, since the nipple part goes in your mouth when you kiss it, your mouth is the Vagina of the Face (a fact known to al sex-knowers 5. Lick her butt The buttchoeks are the Boobs of the Ass, except without the nipple parts 6. It's okay to leave your undershirt on It's lie the pool, where you don't want Jimmy Tuccio to make fun of your manboobs, so you leave your shirt on. it's okay, since man nipple parts do not play a role in the sex doing 7. Your can leave your shorts on too That's why your shorts have the zipper part for the penis to come out of. Also you don't want to leave behind your walet (aven though you got that cool walet chain so it's pretty securo) if the cops want to see your wallet to s00 your school ID to make sure they know who it is who's doing al the good sex 8. It's normal to practice sex by rubbing your erection against the couch your sister asks what you're doing you just say you were taking a nap and she's lie "uh huh, with your ayes apen and Friends With Benefits on TV (she has caught you doing this to Mia Kunis movias betore). 9. Sex is the most intimate act you can engage in with another person-you and your partner both leave yourselves exposed in the throes of passion. That's why it's so important to pay attention to your partner's needs and desires during the act they've allowed themselves to be at their most vulnerable with you, so you have a duty to give them real attention and respect. For a briet moment, the two of you are overtakan by raw lust-but both must appreciate that the other is someone they care about whose desres in that moment are all that matter, each is focused on pleasuring the other instead of selfishly worrying about themselves, the experience wil be far mone rewarding for both. 10. The butthole is cool but be careful While the butthole is the Vagina of the Ass, the girl might have pooped out of t right belore and that would be real gross you peed in t and the pee mixed with the poop (btw you're supposed to pee in whatever hole you stick your weiner in). 10 Sex Tips From a 13 Year Old Who Has Totally Done Sex Before
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Alive, Bad, and Batman: We All Know Batman's Parents Were Gunned Down In A Senseless Act Of Violence Which Turned Bruce Wayne Into The Batman But What If The Night His Parents Were Murdered Bruce Wayne Was Actually The One Who Caused It. It's a couple years from now, the chips are on the line, the multiverse is at stake, again... only this time it all comes down to Batmarn He defeats the ultimate evil of the DC universe, only to find himself launched through time... into a strangely familiar city Scrambling to find some clothes after his costume got destroyed by Z-rays in the epic final battle, he nabs some threads off a low-hanging clothesline. He leaves his bat-wallet full of cash on the windowsill... he's not a bad guy, after all. Just then, he sees a family of three emerge from the alley nearby. With a strange sense of deja vu, Bruce recognizes his mother and father, and his childhood self. This is the night Bruce's parents were murdered! Bruce whirls around looking for the culprit, "Joe Chi," but the only people there are himself and the Waynes. They barely glance at the ragged figure as they start to walk past. With a spike of cold horror, Bruce realizes that in its final death throes, the ultimate evil he had faced in the future sent him backwards through time for a very specific reason. Color draining from his face, Bruce reaches a hand into the borrowed coat's pocket... to find a dense, metallic lump. Drawing it out of the pocket, he comes face to face with a snub-nosed revolver A flash of terrible insight comes to Bruce along with an iron certainty. Without Batman, the universe would never survive the ultimate evil. Without this night, there is no Batman. This is his only chance... he must choose: break his one rule (to never kill), or be complicit in the assured annihilation of the universe. There is no real choice With tears streaming down his face, he remembers with trained photographic memory the hollow words the mugger spat at the elder Waynes. They turn, startled. As if his hands had minds of their own, he feels the pressure on his fingers as he slowly and inexorably... pulls the trigger Bruce Wayne has killed his parents in order to save everything else In a blind haze, Bruce the elder stumbles from the alley as Bruce the younger wails into the night. Nearing the Narrows Bridge, Bruce's mind begins to crumble under the weight of what he has just done to himself. Unable to bear the maddening maelstrom of conflicting grief and certainty, he climbs to the highest point of the Bridge, looks out over the long-suffering city, and jumps without looking into the icy depths a hundred feet below Later that night, dockworkers pull a body from the water No ID, no wallet. Nothing in the pockets but a gun and lint Broken, deathly pale... but alive. As the foreman hangs up the call to the cops, he almost swears he hears something from the body. It sounds almost like... laughter It is the laughter of a man who knows the funniest joke in the world, but just can't quite remember the punchline <p>Well, I Have No Words</p>

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