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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: zzzze: John Gutmann Helene Mayer, Two Time Olympic Fencing Champion, 1935 [tilted view of her in fencing tunic, thrusting with her épée on stony ground; trees] - gelatin silver print

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Memes, Morgan Freeman, and Oscars: Morgan Freeman On Marijuana "I'll Eat It, Drink lt, smoke lt, Snort It!" truth society The Oscar-winning actor credits cannabis with reducing his fibromyalgia pain and wants to see it legalized across the board. - Eight years ago, Freeman was driving across Mississippi when he was involved in an accident. His 1997 Nissan Maxima skidded off the highway and flipped several times. While he survived thanks to knowledgable medics and the Jaws of Life, his left shoulder, arm and elbow were shattered. Doctors operated for four hours to repair the nerves, but he still hasn’t regained the full use of his left hand. To cope with the pain, Freeman turned to marijuana. - When pressed for information about his opinion on the use of the herb, Freeman stated: - “They used to say, ‘You smoke that stuff, boy, you get hooked! My first wife got me into it many years ago. How do I take it? However it comes! I’ll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it! This movement is really a long time coming, and it’s getting legs—longer legs. Now, the thrust is understanding that alcohol has no real medicinal use. Maybe if you have one drink it’ll quiet you down, but two or three and you’re fucked.” - Referring to the accident he survived, he pointed to the glove-aid sticking out of his left suit sleeve and stated: - “Marijuana has many useful uses. I have fibromyalgia pain in this arm, and the only thing that offers any relief is marijuana. They’re talking about kids who have grand mal seizures, and they’ve discovered that marijuana eases that down to where these children can have a life. That right there, to me, says, ‘Legalize it across the board!’” - I buy my high terpene full spectrum organic CBD oil from NuLeafNaturals.com if you are looking to try a top quality product that is legal in all 50 states. Cannabis is a sacred medicine no one has the right to deny another person access to it.
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Bmw, Detroit, and Memes: HI NE F KM1199 Kia has revealed its new sports saloon at the Detroit Auto Show, which puts out 360bhp from a 3.3-litre V6 Via @carthrottlenews - It’s called the Stinger GT, and it’s the first Kia that’s likely to pique the interest of the average petrolhead since the Pro_Ceed GT warm hatch. Rear-wheel drive? Check. Well over 300bhp? Check. Good looks? Well, it’s a little fussy at the rear, but to our eyes it’s prettiest Kia since, well, ever. - A 360bhp, 376lb ft 3.3-litre V6 powers the top-of-the-range model, sending its thrust rearwards via a mechanical limited-slip differential. 0-62mph takes 5.1 seconds, and the top speed is a decidedly un-Kia 167mph. There is an optional all-wheel drive system with torque vectoring available - “depending on market,” says Kia - and at a later date there’ll be a lower-powered 2.0-litre entry-level model. Performance figures for the four-cylinder turbo aren’t in the press release, but with 252bhp and 260lb ft on tap, it should be suitably brisk. - This all sounds jolly nice on paper, but further reading makes us hopeful that the GT will be a decent steer too, as well as being quick in a straight line. 55 per cent of the car is made from high-strength steel to give “an ultra-stiff foundation for the ride-and-handling engineers to work with”. Hell, there’s even adaptive dampers, plus a setting on the TFT screen to display G-forces, lap times and oil temperature. Now we’re really far from traditional Kia territory. - It’s not going to be an out-and-out super saloon, though. In a rather telling quote, Kia Europe Chief Designer Gregory Guillaume says: “A true gran turismo, a car for spirited long-distance driving, is not about outright power, hard-edged dynamics and brutal styling, all at the expense of luxury, comfort and grace.” - Speaking of which, what about rivals? In terms of the V6, Kia is taking aim at the likes of the Audi S4, BMW 340i and Mercedes-AMG C43, but it’s actually longer and wider than all cars in that segment. And interestingly, the wheelbase is actually longer than that of a Mercedes CLS.

Via @carthrottlenews - It’s called the Stinger GT, and it’s the first Kia that’s likely to pique the interest of the average petrolhead sinc...

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Ferrari, Martin, and Memes: HH NEWS 20 TU The 700bhp Bentley Continental GT Supersports Is Here Via @carthrottlenews - The current Continental GT has been around a little while now. So, what has Bentley done to remind us all that it still exists? Make it into the fastest four-seater in the world, obviously. - The familiar 6.0-litre, twin-turbo W12 has been cranked up to 700bhp and 750lb ft, an increase of 79bhp and a monstrous 160lb ft over the first-gen Supersports. Crikey. - Despite weighing about the same as a small house (2280kg, to be exact), the GT’s newfound thrust will take it from 0-62mph in 3.5 seconds (exactly the same as the Aston Martin Vanquish S), on to a top speed of 209mph. - Bentley says that makes the Supersports the fastest four-seater in the world, but only just - the Ferrari GTC4Lusso has a top whack that’s just 1mph shy of the new Benters at 208mph. But still, that’s quite a claim, and the convertible version is the fastest four-seater drop-top in the world with its 205mph top speed. Impressive. - To keep that power in check, the Supersports has been given the torque vectoring by braking system from the Continental GT3-R. The four-wheel drive coupe’s suspension has been lowered and stiffened, too. - Meanwhile, the interior has been given a tri-tone quilted leather makeover, along with a smattering of carbonfibre pieces. - If you think that sounds all fine and dandy, you can place an order for this luxury cruise missile now. The coupe is £212,500, and the convertible £233,800. Both will be sold in limited numbers, with deliveries taking place later this year.

Via @carthrottlenews - The current Continental GT has been around a little while now. So, what has Bentley done to remind us all that it sti...

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Bubba, Clock, and Crying: writing-prompt-s You're in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous. I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn't scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters l even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Danie l slither into the space beneath Charlotte's bed Across the room underneath Daniel's crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, Ireach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so l do it again "I'm not afraid of you monster!" She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by l can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. "Move. Over!" Charlotte hisses at me. I The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn't afraid of any of my monsters; she's afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. "What the II I cut Francis's next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man l caress my cold fingers down his face. "If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, l will find you, and l will do the same to you, for all eternity.' I promise to him As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. "I'll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling. Charlotte Dower is my child, l am the monster under her bed. Good story from tumblr

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Amy Schumer, Baby, It's Cold Outside, and Beard: Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:37:55 No. 678083469 2 678083628 22678083687 2>678083751 2 678083833 32678084058 2 678084074 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at ng (685 KB, 896x1290) 678083029 2nd story >Be me, around new years 2015 >homefortheholidays.jpg >start patrolling tinder for some poon om get a hit cool, we talk for a bit >chick seems little overweight but kinda cute start texting on my way to family's house after seeing some old friends and she hits me up >I ask what she's doing tonight and she sends me a pic of her long naked legs inviting me to come over >imfuckingin jpg pic also directly related keep going Anonymous 04/06/16(Wed)22:42:23 No. 678084058 2 6780842022 6Z8084230 678084374 22678084884 File: Screen Shot 2016-04-07 at png (464 KB, 890x1286) 678083469 >get the address and head over to her place start heading into the sticks >drive down this country fuckin road and come upon her house >all the lights are off >lmgonnagetrobbed.jpg >text her I think im at the right place >tells me to come up to the door >she's waiting in the doorway for me >the fat tax has been paid, she's bigger than her pics pic again directly related moar? Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:48:19 No. 678084884 2e678085048 ee6780850542-878085067 2e678085123 ee6780853192e6z8085333 ee67808s4312e678085zos 678084058 >we go into a bedroom which is obviously not the master bedroom why are there two fucking beds?!? >this bitch is 23 and shares a room with her brother in her parents house is her brother breaking into my car right now? >she says he went to the store for some wine >mustbegay.jpg >we talk for a minute and he gets back >62 gay guy with a beard in a cabbie hat carrying two bottles of wine and a block of pepperjack cheese yep, he's gay also... wat >I came here to get laid, what the fuck is going on? they have a tv in the corner hooked up to a laptop >hang out as these heathens drink wine from the bottle and chomp on a block of pepperjack like niggers on a watermelon having to type. bump to keep it goin U Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)22:54:32 No. 678085705 2 678085901 2>6780859522>678086009 2 678086053 678084884 >we watch some futurama and then some amy schumer >l despise amy schumer but they know every line to every episode >fucking fags and bitches love her this shit is like a backwoods version of the twilight zone inside I'm crying >I've gotten myself in an awful situation and have nobody to blame but myself and my dick >l keep thinking about how they're gonna find my body >fuckmylife.jpg about 3:00 in the morning, time to go call it a loss and start heading to the door chick says she wants some hookup action where? In front of your fag brother? >she wants to do it in the living room >dryspell jpg >I say ok >she says she has to check something walks into the next room to check on her kid I didn't know about and says we have to keep it down >the baby starts crying as she closes the door keeping it goin Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:00:53 No. 678086558 678085705 >l have to try and get down and dirty with this girl while her spawn, likely from a similar incident, wails in the next room like a banshee >fear that the baby gonna wake her parents since I'm in the sticks, fear dad may walk out the bedroom with a shotgun >ivecometoofar.jpg tell her to suck it she does >get hard and wrap up to go in keep it goin bros Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:07:12 No. 678087295 678086558 >bitch is tall talkin like, 6'1 but I'm 5'11 try my best to keep rhythm on tippy toes a few thrusts and I break my stride realize this is going to be a tougher feat than I thought ask her to get on top she does and I learn just how fat this bitch was every time she bounced the front of her followed a fraction of a second later close my eyes and tell her to cum for me, begging internally she does and I go into fetish mode in my eyes closed thinkin of some dirty fuckin shit I finally cum while I'm still in her we hear the creak of a door open >ohfuckins hit jpg Anonymous 04/06/16 (Wed)23:13:47 No. 678088066 678087513 >hear footsteps in the kitchen from the living room >this bitch hops off of me loud enough to make the floor squeak and the footsteps stop thisishowldie jpg >footsteps start coming towards the living room >I do my best to shimmy up my pants and l get behind the couch to avoid potentially being shot >she pulls her skirt up and stands to greet her fucking dad >he said he heard someone >l look down to see the family's little dog right next to me behind the couch >for the love of God and Jeebus don't bark she says she just got in from seeing friends and convinces him to go back to bed >he gets a drink in the kitchen and goes back to his chambers wait for adrenaline to go down and take off the condom >fear she'll turn the rubber inside herself to get pregnant to get support moneys >it's a risk I have to take >I slowly tiptoe out of the house a new man, a more broken one >leave her place ashamed of myself and swear I'll never hookup on tinder again >l hooked up on tinder again anyone else got any fucked up stories? 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Bloods, Bones, and Brains: Oh, the % the Places It'll SNOW sytc Martin ongratulations Today is your day You're offto the Wall You're off and away! You've got sword in your hand, you have taken the black. But once you've said your vows you can never go back. You're on your own. you know what you know. And But unfortunately you know NOTHING on Snow. You'll look down on those kings, some ofthem quite absurd And a few you will say are no more than bastards offire With your head full brains and your blood full The queen that the people below still desire And you may find some folks who don't like your new crown. In that case, of course, you'll march straight into town. You'll feel very small when you're north of the Wall Out there things can happen and frequently do, to kids all alone in the world just like you. And when things start to happen, keep chanting your list. Cross off name after name and you'll surely persist OH! THE PLACES IT'LL SNOW! You'll be up on the Wall! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll stare down through the moon door and look down high heights! You won't lag behind, what you may lack inheight you make up for in wit, you can win every fight! When you sit as the Hand, won't yield to no threats! you erever you go, always pay your debts! you A An Except when you don L Because, sometimes, you won'. I'm sorry to say so but sadly, it's true, Blood spilling and Killin can happen to you. You can get all hung up in that cruel game of thrones You will win or will die and be no more than bones You will press forth claim on the land that is yours. And the chances are, then, that you'll start a few wars. glimpse inflictirc What you fun is not always butthe night issodarki and the terrors have won. You have come to a place where thepeople are liars. where you'll simply beused desires. A place you could lose both your head and your skin! Do you dare Lo stay out? Doyou dare togo in? How much can you lose? How much can you win And I you go in, should you marry or not... the King who mistreats you the Imp as you o or maybe to fee with the man who seems kind? Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find. for a mind-maker-upper to make up hor mind You might fall deep in love, Then he run off to war down long wiggled roads with an army and more and on for miles all covered in gore grind headed, I fear, towards a place you abhor. The Dying Place .....for people just dying Dying from forbidden lust, ora broken pact, an arrow thrust or the men at war, or to make things just ora poisoned drink, or trust or simply dying because they must, or through an act of much disgust, Everyone is just dying. Dying to defend their name or dying as part of the game or dying to remove a claim or dying, perhaps, for a father's scheme or a venomous kiss, or without a scream or a raging boar, or a midnight shit or a golden crown, or abitofwit Everyone is just dying. NO! That's not for you! Somehow you'll escape all that dying and lying You'll leave those dark dungeons, or shame yourself trying. In Lannister armor, you'll ride offto fight Ready to make everything that's wrong right! Ready to kil all the poor wolves insight! oh, the places you go! There are Starks to be stopped! There are boys to be pushed. There are hands to be chopped And thi company of a woman o so tall. you'll begin to have the strangest feelings of all Shame! You'll be shameful as shameful can be, as when you realize the things that you've done for Cersci. Except when you don't Because, sometimes you won't. I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play that game of queens. Games you can't win but will try by all means Almost Queen! Whether you like it or not. fiancée will be something you'll be quite a lot. And when you're almost queen, there's a very good chance you'll meet men that scare you right out of your pants There are some down the road by Baclor and the Red Keep, that can scare you so much that you'll just want to weep. But on you will go Z though the tides look quite meek On you will go not as Theon, but Reek. On you will go though the flayed men will shriek. Across frothy waters, the Ironborn cry though you may be dying what's dead may never die. On and on you will march, And I know you'll march far and face up the White Walkers wherever they are You'll have missteps, of course, as you already know. You'll hear whispers from many small birds as you go. So be sure when you plot, plot with care and great matter. Remember chaos is no pit it's a ladder. Just never forget to keep your friends down low, for a very small man can cast a large shadow And will you succeed? Yes! You will. indeed! bleed) (At least for a time till you most likely D. YOU'LL FLY DRAGONS So be your name Jon Snow or Arya or Bran Tyrion or Dany Tangaryen. You've come to Great Places! Today is your day! The Game of Thrones is waiting So...go on and play! I wrote and illustrated a Game of Thrones version of Doctor Seuss' "Oh, the Places You'll Go."
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