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Ass, CoCo, and Crush: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.
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Ass, Bad, and Crush: You ever chilled with somebody and when you leave they text you like " I wanted to kiss you so bad " ima tell you guys the story about my first kiss. I was in 3rd grade. My hoe count was -1,000 cause my grandma use to pick me up from school, I could never walk a shorty home and spit some game. I had this crush on this girl name Ashley. Pretty indian thang. I use to love Jasmine from Aladin. You know She smelt like school lunch and I like school lunch. Ashley had a boyfriend at the time name Chris. Homie had the meanest zit on his forehead. Looking like Tien from dragon ball z. I didn’t tell my grandma i had a half a day of school. I’m walking Ashley thinking about how ima slip this kiss in real quick. I can tell she wasn’t tryna walk with me cause she was speed walking. My heelys don’t roll that fast. I can see her house approaching and I’m timing when ima go for the kill. I turn on my nitrous on my heelys to get me within the 90-10 rule. Me 90% let her finish the last 10%. I ended up going a 1,000. My lips sucking on her tonsils. This probably the worst kiss of all time. Kiss wetter than Jada fire. Ashley begin drowning. Black people don’t swim and i don’t save theses hoes so thats abad combination. She need that heimlich. Her father Apu in the face ass came running out with her brothers to beat my ass. Im running for my life when i see my grandma car driving slow as fuck to my school. Damn Granny school don’t get out for another 2 hours. I hopped in the whip with the meanest urgency. You know grandma gonna give me a life lesson before she hit the nitrous like we doing a Gta Heist. I escaped isis that day. My grandma tore my ass up for lien to her. She a real one fam.
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Anime, Dragonball, and Frieza: NEW VIDEO ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW!! WATCH IT HERE - UnrealEntGaming - The official Dragon Ball Super Episode 90 REVIEW is finally here! Goku teams with Tien to spar against Gohan and Piccolo in a two man team battle, as Gohan later demands to battle against Goku at full power, as we witness Ultimate Gohan battle against Super Saiyan Blue Goku for the first time in Dragon Ball Super Episode 90 as Goku tests Gohans will to see where he stands for the upcoming Tournament Of Power! Goku explains that Gohan's power has increased dramatically but also is worried to see if Gohan can stay focused! The universes begin to gather together for the Tournament of Power until Buu falls alseep! Vegetas heads off to train, vowing to get stronger and Goku requests for Frieza to join them in the upcoming episodes! CHECK OUT MY VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL NOW ON -UnrealEntGaming - FOR MORE DETAILS! What did you guys think about this episode? What are your expectations? I hope you all sit back and enjoy as I breakdown all the news and updates surrounding this topic. Dont forget to share this news everywhere and Stay tuned! check out my YouTube channel at UnrealEntGaming for all the most epic battles and so discussions. Don't miss all the epic news, what-if battles, updates and more Here @ Youtube.Com-UnrealEntGaming Youtube.Com-UnrealEntGaming Youtube.Com-UnrealEntGaming DragonballZ DBZ DBGT Goku Vegeta Zamasu Beerus Piccolo Dragonball Gogeta SonGoku Anime Frieza GokuBlack Xenoverse2 Vegito SSGSS SuperSaiyanGod Champa Whis Manga SuperSaiyan Gohan DBS DragonBallSuper SSG KidBuu SuperSaiyanBlue Vados Trunks

NEW VIDEO ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW!! WATCH IT HERE - UnrealEntGaming - The official Dragon Ball Super Episode 90 REVIEW is finally he...

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Anime, Dragonball, and Frieza: NEW VIDEO ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW!! WATCH IT HERE - UnrealEntGaming - The official Dragon Ball Super Episode 90 REVIEW is finally here! Goku teams with Tien to spar against Gohan and Piccolo in a two man team battle, as Gohan later demands to battle against Goku at full power, as we witness Ultimate Gohan battle against Super Saiyan Blue Goku for the first time in Dragon Ball Super Episode 90 as Goku tests Gohans will to see where he stands for the upcoming Tournament Of Power! Goku explains that Gohan's power has increased dramatically but also is worried to see if Gohan can stay focused! The universes begin to gather together for the Tournament of Power until Buu falls alseep! Vegetas heads off to train, vowing to get stronger and Goku requests for Frieza to join them in the upcoming episodes! CHECK OUT MY VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL NOW ON -UnrealEntGaming - FOR MORE DETAILS! What did you guys think about this episode? What are your expectations? I hope you all sit back and enjoy as I breakdown all the news and updates surrounding this topic. Dont forget to share this news everywhere and Stay tuned! check out my YouTube channel at UnrealEntGaming for all the most epic battles and so discussions. Don't miss all the epic news, what-if battles, updates and more Here @ Youtube.Com-UnrealEntGaming Youtube.Com-UnrealEntGaming Youtube.Com-UnrealEntGaming DragonballZ DBZ DBGT Goku Vegeta Zamasu Beerus Piccolo Dragonball Gogeta SonGoku Anime Frieza GokuBlack Xenoverse2 Vegito SSGSS SuperSaiyanGod Champa Whis Manga SuperSaiyan Gohan DBS DragonBallSuper SSG KidBuu SuperSaiyanBlue Vados Trunks

NEW VIDEO ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL RIGHT NOW!! WATCH IT HERE - UnrealEntGaming - The official Dragon Ball Super Episode 90 REVIEW is finally he...

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Memes, Business, and Indonesia: RKSD Sosok Dukun yang hadi Penasihat Spiritual Soeharto HUMANDoD Soeharto adalah Presiden ke-2 yang memimpin Indonesia selama 31 tahun. Sosok Soeharto terkenal dengan aturan hidup yang kental dengan budaya Jawa. Hal itu juga yang membuat Soeharto tak lepas dari kesan mistis. Benar saja, ternyata selama memimpin bangsa ini, Soeharto dibantu oleh Mayor Jenderal Sudjono Humardani. Dia adalah staf pribadi Soeharto yang memegang urusan keuangan dan ekonomi. Kedekatan Sudjono dan Soeharto diungkap dalam buku biografi Liem Sioe Liong berjudul 'Liem Sioe Liong's Salim Group: The Business Pillar of Suharto's Indonesia. Dalam buku itu diketahui, hanya Soedjono yang boleh masuk ke kamar Soeharto selain Ibu Tien. Bukan hanya staf pribadi, Sudjono juga dikenal sebagai dukun andal yang menjadi penasihat spiritual Soeharto. Para jurnalis asing yang tak mengerti konsep mistis Jawa, melihat Sudjono adalah sosok yang aneh. Keterangan salah satu jurnalis mengungkap bahwa Sudjono menerima duta negara barat di ruangan gelap. "Dia mengenakan semacam kostum Jawa, berjalan dengan kaki telanjang dan ada beberapa barang yang sepertinya mengandung kekuatan gaib," kata jurnalis itu dalam buku tersebut. Ya, saat itu Sudjono diketahui menerima tamu dengan kaki telanjang. Dia menerima tamunya di ruangan yang hanya diterangi cahaya lilin. Hingga akhirnya muncul julukan untuk Soedjono, yaitu 'Menteri Urusan Mistis'. Namun bila ditelisik ke belakang, hubungan Soeharto dan Sudjono memang sudah lama terjalin. Keduanya adalah murid spiritual Romo Diyat. Pada waktu itu, Romo Diyat pernah berpesan kepada Sudjono untuk menjaga Soeharto yang diramalkan akan menjadi orang hebat. Namun Soeharto justru mengecilkan peran Sudjono. Dia membantah menjadikan Sudjono sebagai guru spiritualnya. Hal itu disampaikan Soeharto dalam buku biografinya yang berjudul Soeharto: My Thoughts, Words and Deeds; An Autobiography'. "Saya mendengar orang-orang mengatakan bahwa dia mengetahui ilmu mistis lebih dari saya, namun Djono dulu sering sungkem ke saya. Dia menganggap saya sebagai senior yang mempunyai lebih banyak mengetahui soal mistis jadi bagi siapa yang berpikir bahwa Djono adalah guru mistis saya, maka dia salah,"kata Soeharto. Sumber: https:-m.otonomi.co

HUMANDoD Soeharto adalah Presiden ke-2 yang memimpin Indonesia selama 31 tahun. Sosok Soeharto terkenal dengan aturan hidup yang kental deng...

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