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Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you was on the bench There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10. Caption: @genuineguy
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Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you was on the bench There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. One of them had a son. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10.
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Bones, Children, and College: authorbettyadams tumbl Follow themagdalenwriting marzo2theletter Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing avatar-dacia Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know? "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes." prokopet Here's the thing, though While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat. So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything Imagine the Hallowe'en displays avatar-dacia "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations Are those real bones?" That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks authorbettyadams Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded events when their "cycles" are flaring up? SCHOOL Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy situation Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their children were not stressed out. Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool #homeschooling #school #study #science 49,857 notes How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

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Barbie, Bitch, and Definitely: m00nqueer ok this is "earring magic ken" who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter) basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn't think ken was "cool enough SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to bea cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren't very amused and discontinued the doll muffinsandmatriarchy OH MY GOD YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART So MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for "magic earrings" and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there's a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he's STRAIGHT Here's the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it's DEFINITELY GAY And if you're thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering. Ken is a Bottom.) AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they're forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll Pride, shoptiludropdead please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring KenTM Magic Earring ken
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Barbie, Bitch, and Definitely: m00nqueer ok this is "earring magic ken" who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter) basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn't think ken was "cool" enough SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren't very amused and discontinued the doll muffinsandmatriarchy OH MY GOD YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART SO MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for "magic earrings" and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there's a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he's STRAIGHT Here's the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it's DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you're thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.) AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they're forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride. shoptiludropdead please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring KenTM When Magic Ken became the best selling Ken doll - and he was gay
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Apparently, Ass, and Books: AT&T 2:51 PM Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn 6m Imagine being a grown ass man who can't distinguish fiction from reality and thinks a bunch people scared to death of guns will be the leaders of a violent revolution 91 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynn Imagine having such poor reading comprehension that you read the above tweets and honestly believed they contained anything you just said Actually, you don't have to imagine 2/25/18, 2:49 PM Tweet your reply AT&T 2:52 PM * 62% Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn.11mv emmaubler: libertarirynn: AHAHAHAHAHAHA eeeeeeee ッツクI think my eyes just rolled out of my head. If... tmblr.co/ ZJ_3Pu2VX7Z-Z 91 부부부부 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynın No one cares 2/25/18, 2:49 PM <p><a href="https://charrwastaken.tumblr.com/post/171281655333/libertarirynn-deverer-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">charrwastaken</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171281174639/deverer-libertarirynn-apparently-it-really" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://deverer.tumblr.com/post/171281116434/libertarirynn-apparently-it-really-burns-him-up" class="tumblr_blog">deverer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171280964314/apparently-it-really-burns-him-up-that-some-random" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Apparently it really burns him up that some random girl on Twitter disagrees with him. We have achieved maximum butthurt! 😂😂😂</p></blockquote> <p>No wonder he wants the kids to fight because he can’t even handle dissent on Twitter.</p> </blockquote> <p>He’s literally still tweeting me back with petty third grade insults like “no one even cares about you!“ Pal I’m not the one taking time out of my day to respond to someone I apparently don’t care about 😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget that one time when he presented a Pro-Choice hypothetical, and when Ben Shapiro refuted it, <a href="https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/920085535984668672">he basically accused him of being gay and blocked him.</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>He finally told me he was only responding to me constantly to “prove how irrelevant” I was before proudly declaring he was blocking me. I’ve never read this guy’s books but if he writes as good as he holds up in the mildest of debates I don’t think I’m missing out.</p>
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Apparently, Ass, and Butthurt: AT&T 2:51 PM Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn 6m Imagine being a grown ass man who can't distinguish fiction from reality and thinks a bunch people scared to death of guns will be the leaders of a violent revolution 91 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynn Imagine having such poor reading comprehension that you read the above tweets and honestly believed they contained anything you just said Actually, you don't have to imagine 2/25/18, 2:49 PM Tweet your reply AT&T 2:52 PM * 62% Tweet LibertariRynn @Libertarirynn.11mv emmaubler: libertarirynn: AHAHAHAHAHAHA eeeeeeee ッツクI think my eyes just rolled out of my head. If... tmblr.co/ ZJ_3Pu2VX7Z-Z 91 부부부부 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Replying to @Libertarirynın No one cares 2/25/18, 2:49 PM <p><a href="https://deverer.tumblr.com/post/171281116434/libertarirynn-apparently-it-really-burns-him-up" class="tumblr_blog">deverer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171280964314/apparently-it-really-burns-him-up-that-some-random" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Apparently it really burns him up that some random girl on Twitter disagrees with him. We have achieved maximum butthurt! 😂😂😂</p></blockquote> <p>No wonder he wants the kids to fight because he can’t even handle dissent on Twitter.</p></blockquote> <p>He’s literally still tweeting me back with petty third grade insults like “no one even cares about you!“ Pal I’m not the one taking time out of my day to respond to someone I apparently don’t care about 😂</p>
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