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        sexhaver:
this is from 2003: POINT/COUNTERPOINT
 This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast
 Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of
 Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won't
 Nathan Eckert and Bob Sheffer
 f
 3/26/03 3:00pm. SEE MORE: OPINION
 This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast
 Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-
 Americanism
 George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the
 solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve
 to create far more.
 This war will not put an end to anti-Americanism; it will fan
 the flames of hatred even higher. It will not end the threat of
 weapons of mass destruction; it will make possible their
 further proliferation. And it will not lay the groundwork for
 the flourishing of democracy throughout the Mideast; it will
 harden the resolve of Arab states to drive out all Western (i.e
 Nathan Eckert
 U.S.) influence.

 If you thought Osama bin Laden was bad, just wait until the countless children
 who become orphaned by U.S. bombs in the coming weeks are all grown up. Do
 you think they will forget what country dropped the bombs that killed their
 parents? In 10 or 15 years, we will look back fondly on the days when there
 were only a few thousand Middle Easterners dedicated to destroying the U.S
 and willing to die for the fundamentalist cause. From this war, a million bin
 Ladens will bloom
 And what exactly is our endgame here? Do we really believe that we can install
 Gen. Tommy Franks as the ruler of Iraq? Is our arrogance and hubris so great
 that we actually believe that a U.S. provisional military regime will be
 welcomed with open arms by the Iraqi people? Democracy cannot possibly
 thrive under coercion. To take over a country and impose one's own system of
 government without regard for the people of that country is the very antithesis
 of democracy. And it is doomed to fail
 A war against Iraq is not only morally wrong, it will be an unmitigated
 disaster

 No It Won't
 No it won't
 It just won't. None of that will happen
 You're getting worked up over nothing. Everything is going to
 be fine. So just relax, okay? You're really overreacting
 "This war will not put an end to anti-Americanism; it will fan
 the flames of hatred even higher"?
 It won't
 Bob Sheffer
 "It will harden the resolve of Arab states to drive out all
 Western (i.e. U.S.) influence"?
 Not really
 "A war against Iraq is not only morally wrong, it will be an unmitigated
 disaster"?

 Sorry, no, I disagree
 "To take over a country and impose one's own system of government without
 regard for the people of that country is the very antithesis of democracy"?
 You are completely wrong
 Trust me, it's all going to work out perfect. Nothing bad is going to happen
 It's all under control.
 Why do you keep saying these things? I can tell when there's trouble looming
 and I really don't sens
 se that right now. We're in control of this situation, and
 we know what we're doing. So stop being so pessimistic
 Look, you've been proven wrong, so stop talking. You've had your say already
 Be quiet, okay? Everything's fine.
 You're wrong
sexhaver:
this is from 2003
        

            
            

                
                
                    sexhaver:
this is from 2003: POINT/COUNTERPOINT
 This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast
 Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of
 Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won't
 Nathan Eckert and Bob Sheffer
 f
 3/26/03 3:00pm. SEE MORE: OPINION
 This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast
 Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-
 Americanism
 George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the
 solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve
 to create far more.
 This war will not put an end to anti-Americanism; it will fan
 the flames of hatred even higher. It will not end the threat of
 weapons of mass destruction; it will make possible their
 further proliferation. And it will not lay the groundwork for
 the flourishing of democracy throughout the Mideast; it will
 harden the resolve of Arab states to drive out all Western (i.e
 Nathan Eckert
 U.S.) influence.

 If you thought Osama bin Laden was bad, just wait until the countless children
 who become orphaned by U.S. bombs in the coming weeks are all grown up. Do
 you think they will forget what country dropped the bombs that killed their
 parents? In 10 or 15 years, we will look back fondly on the days when there
 were only a few thousand Middle Easterners dedicated to destroying the U.S
 and willing to die for the fundamentalist cause. From this war, a million bin
 Ladens will bloom
 And what exactly is our endgame here? Do we really believe that we can install
 Gen. Tommy Franks as the ruler of Iraq? Is our arrogance and hubris so great
 that we actually believe that a U.S. provisional military regime will be
 welcomed with open arms by the Iraqi people? Democracy cannot possibly
 thrive under coercion. To take over a country and impose one's own system of
 government without regard for the people of that country is the very antithesis
 of democracy. And it is doomed to fail
 A war against Iraq is not only morally wrong, it will be an unmitigated
 disaster

 No It Won't
 No it won't
 It just won't. None of that will happen
 You're getting worked up over nothing. Everything is going to
 be fine. So just relax, okay? You're really overreacting
 "This war will not put an end to anti-Americanism; it will fan
 the flames of hatred even higher"?
 It won't
 Bob Sheffer
 "It will harden the resolve of Arab states to drive out all
 Western (i.e. U.S.) influence"?
 Not really
 "A war against Iraq is not only morally wrong, it will be an unmitigated
 disaster"?

 Sorry, no, I disagree
 "To take over a country and impose one's own system of government without
 regard for the people of that country is the very antithesis of democracy"?
 You are completely wrong
 Trust me, it's all going to work out perfect. Nothing bad is going to happen
 It's all under control.
 Why do you keep saying these things? I can tell when there's trouble looming
 and I really don't sens
 se that right now. We're in control of this situation, and
 we know what we're doing. So stop being so pessimistic
 Look, you've been proven wrong, so stop talking. You've had your say already
 Be quiet, okay? Everything's fine.
 You're wrong
sexhaver:
this is from 2003
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K: bassiter
 Top 5 Gas Stations
 To Die At
 5. Shell
 Shells range from well-kept to shady as hell,
 so dying here is an iffy bet, but at least it
 has variety. Usually pretty busy, so your body
 will probably be discovered quickly therefore
 taking all the mystery out of it. Conventional,
 but some people might like it.
 4. Chevron
 -n
 Basically just like a less popular Shell, so you
 have a better chance of kicking the bucket
 here. The blue hues make for soothing
 colors to stare at as your ghost lingers
 there for all eternity.
 3. Quik Trip
 High quality gas station with endless drinks
 and snacks. Seat yourself under the soda
 fountains and drown in sticky disgusting
 sugar. Excellent place if you want to get up to
 some poltergeist hijinks in your afterlife.
 Some go to heaven, some go to 7/11. Shady
 enough to feel like you might die any moment,
 but with a slushee selection that'll knock your
 socks off. Perfect place to die if you want to
 exist in a almost-but-not-quite liminal space.
 5. Circle K
 As soon as you pull up to Circle K, you've
 already accepted your death. Anyone there
 is a possible death threat, and everyone
 there is doing something otherworldly.
 Extremely possible that all employees are
 extraterrestrial. Circle K is the ultimate liminal
 space gas station and the most likely spot to
 catch Bigfoot out of the woods. Who wouldn't
 wanna die there?
 thes3nator
 i but how could you
 forget Buc-ee's?
 6. Buc-ee's
 With a row of gas pumps that seem to stretch
 out
 into infinity (with impressive parking to
 boot as well.) Buc-ees is without a doubt
 the best spot to die for extroverts looking
 to connect with other un-mortals from all
 walks of life. As far as luminal spaces go,
 Buc-ee's is not a strong contender as its clean
 bathrooms, wide variety of merchandise,
 and home-cooked southern food provide
 too welcoming an environment for wayward
 spirits. That said, the sheer numbers of
 people coming from diverse geographic
 locations provide a plethora of different belief
 systems and thus an excellent opportunity
 for possession. This is extremely handy if you
 need to possess religious adherents to get
 you to pray for your soul and thus set you free
 to the afterlife of your preference
 Source: donkamatic
 2,840 notes
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                    Catch my lifeless corpse outside the circle K: bassiter
 Top 5 Gas Stations
 To Die At
 5. Shell
 Shells range from well-kept to shady as hell,
 so dying here is an iffy bet, but at least it
 has variety. Usually pretty busy, so your body
 will probably be discovered quickly therefore
 taking all the mystery out of it. Conventional,
 but some people might like it.
 4. Chevron
 -n
 Basically just like a less popular Shell, so you
 have a better chance of kicking the bucket
 here. The blue hues make for soothing
 colors to stare at as your ghost lingers
 there for all eternity.
 3. Quik Trip
 High quality gas station with endless drinks
 and snacks. Seat yourself under the soda
 fountains and drown in sticky disgusting
 sugar. Excellent place if you want to get up to
 some poltergeist hijinks in your afterlife.
 Some go to heaven, some go to 7/11. Shady
 enough to feel like you might die any moment,
 but with a slushee selection that'll knock your
 socks off. Perfect place to die if you want to
 exist in a almost-but-not-quite liminal space.
 5. Circle K
 As soon as you pull up to Circle K, you've
 already accepted your death. Anyone there
 is a possible death threat, and everyone
 there is doing something otherworldly.
 Extremely possible that all employees are
 extraterrestrial. Circle K is the ultimate liminal
 space gas station and the most likely spot to
 catch Bigfoot out of the woods. Who wouldn't
 wanna die there?
 thes3nator
 i but how could you
 forget Buc-ee's?
 6. Buc-ee's
 With a row of gas pumps that seem to stretch
 out
 into infinity (with impressive parking to
 boot as well.) Buc-ees is without a doubt
 the best spot to die for extroverts looking
 to connect with other un-mortals from all
 walks of life. As far as luminal spaces go,
 Buc-ee's is not a strong contender as its clean
 bathrooms, wide variety of merchandise,
 and home-cooked southern food provide
 too welcoming an environment for wayward
 spirits. That said, the sheer numbers of
 people coming from diverse geographic
 locations provide a plethora of different belief
 systems and thus an excellent opportunity
 for possession. This is extremely handy if you
 need to possess religious adherents to get
 you to pray for your soul and thus set you free
 to the afterlife of your preference
 Source: donkamatic
 2,840 notes
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        I’ve met my match. (Literally): ATST
 CHED WITH HOPE ON
 12218
 Thanks for swiping right on
 Davidl In order to maximize your
 TinderTH experience, please
 choose how to proceed. Press 1
 for cheesy pickup lines. Press 2
 for sexual innuendos. Press 3 for
 a personalized poem Choose
 now!
 oday 8:40 A
 Today 3:58
 Thank you for choosingin order
 to clacify, did you want each of
 your selections to be separate? If
 so, Press 1 now! if you want them
 to be combined, Press 2
 Lets make it a little bit of a
 challenge
 Oh dang it okay
 Selection confirmed
 eday 453 PM
 I wish, tha
 with all of my heart,
 who goes to Drury
 she must be smart
 would take this poem I've written
 with glee
 and tell me the things that she
 thinks of me.
 She's cute and witty
 an absolute steal.
 Girt, you're thicker than
 a bowl of patmeal.
 Her music taste is keen
 and similar to mine
 K Dot is amazing
 Boy, can he rhyme!
 I know I'm ta
 and funny and cute,
 But I can't play basketball,
 No, I can't shoot
 But one thing I can
 and I don't mean to be crass,
 is pray that
 let's me pound dat ass
 I wish, that David,
 with all of my life,
 will write me poems f
 can I be his wifely)?
 for ever
 He's funny and cute,
 what a great snack
 We can only hope
 He's got a six-pack.
 If not, this girl likes dad bods too.
 I really just want you to be my
 But his height is outrageous,
 If only he knew,
 She might be a steal
 but she's pretty tall too.
 His smile is to die for
 he's probably got some class
 Oh, how I can't wait
 to tap dat ass
 To myself I wondered
 How sall could she be?
 6'126'2? Or even 6'3"
 But then I laughed until I eould
 barely see
 surely she can't taller than me
 I do have abs but they don't
 A twig, I am. 185 lbs
 Your poem impressed me, but I
 Did you mean you want to tap my
 Not that tall, but fairly close.
 6'1 am, not on my tippy toes.
 How impressed you make me,
 will all your rhymes.
 I may not be perfect
 But I can tell you're a dime.
 l might have slipped up,
 Why am I such trash?
 l really meant for you to
 tap MY ass
 Wow 6'0"7 Tall girls are my fave
 After we have sex I'd tell you
 good game
 And then we can go loak down
 on our peers
 From our higher altitudes, they'll
 cower in fear
 And then we can go and share
 Or maybe mosey on down to
 As for the slip up, i
 it's an honest
 Wont sway me from wanting your
 All of this sounds fun, but first i
 must ask
 Ey bby u got Snapchat?
I’ve met my match. (Literally)
        

            
            

                
                
                    I’ve met my match. (Literally): ATST
 CHED WITH HOPE ON
 12218
 Thanks for swiping right on
 Davidl In order to maximize your
 TinderTH experience, please
 choose how to proceed. Press 1
 for cheesy pickup lines. Press 2
 for sexual innuendos. Press 3 for
 a personalized poem Choose
 now!
 oday 8:40 A
 Today 3:58
 Thank you for choosingin order
 to clacify, did you want each of
 your selections to be separate? If
 so, Press 1 now! if you want them
 to be combined, Press 2
 Lets make it a little bit of a
 challenge
 Oh dang it okay
 Selection confirmed
 eday 453 PM
 I wish, tha
 with all of my heart,
 who goes to Drury
 she must be smart
 would take this poem I've written
 with glee
 and tell me the things that she
 thinks of me.
 She's cute and witty
 an absolute steal.
 Girt, you're thicker than
 a bowl of patmeal.
 Her music taste is keen
 and similar to mine
 K Dot is amazing
 Boy, can he rhyme!
 I know I'm ta
 and funny and cute,
 But I can't play basketball,
 No, I can't shoot
 But one thing I can
 and I don't mean to be crass,
 is pray that
 let's me pound dat ass
 I wish, that David,
 with all of my life,
 will write me poems f
 can I be his wifely)?
 for ever
 He's funny and cute,
 what a great snack
 We can only hope
 He's got a six-pack.
 If not, this girl likes dad bods too.
 I really just want you to be my
 But his height is outrageous,
 If only he knew,
 She might be a steal
 but she's pretty tall too.
 His smile is to die for
 he's probably got some class
 Oh, how I can't wait
 to tap dat ass
 To myself I wondered
 How sall could she be?
 6'126'2? Or even 6'3"
 But then I laughed until I eould
 barely see
 surely she can't taller than me
 I do have abs but they don't
 A twig, I am. 185 lbs
 Your poem impressed me, but I
 Did you mean you want to tap my
 Not that tall, but fairly close.
 6'1 am, not on my tippy toes.
 How impressed you make me,
 will all your rhymes.
 I may not be perfect
 But I can tell you're a dime.
 l might have slipped up,
 Why am I such trash?
 l really meant for you to
 tap MY ass
 Wow 6'0"7 Tall girls are my fave
 After we have sex I'd tell you
 good game
 And then we can go loak down
 on our peers
 From our higher altitudes, they'll
 cower in fear
 And then we can go and share
 Or maybe mosey on down to
 As for the slip up, i
 it's an honest
 Wont sway me from wanting your
 All of this sounds fun, but first i
 must ask
 Ey bby u got Snapchat?
I’ve met my match. (Literally)
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂: A patient of mine with a heart on its nose
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/hendo1685
Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂: A patient of mine with a heart on its nose
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/hendo1685
Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        <p><a href="https://tenderuk.tumblr.com/post/157073205204/stickit" class="tumblr_blog">tenderuk</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>#StickIt</p></blockquote>

<p>*cracks knuckles*</p><p>I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:</p><p>From left to right</p><p>Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.</p><p>Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.</p><p>Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.</p><p>Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.</p><p>Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.</p><p>Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.</p><p>Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.</p><p>Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.</p><p>Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.</p><p>Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.</p><p>Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.</p><p>Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.</p>: Because it's never too
 Late to teach girns to
 silently wait for a
 man to help them...
<p><a href="https://tenderuk.tumblr.com/post/157073205204/stickit" class="tumblr_blog">tenderuk</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>#StickIt</p></blockquote>

<p>*cracks knuckles*</p><p>I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:</p><p>From left to right</p><p>Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.</p><p>Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.</p><p>Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.</p><p>Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.</p><p>Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.</p><p>Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.</p><p>Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.</p><p>Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.</p><p>Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.</p><p>Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.</p><p>Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.</p><p>Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="https://tenderuk.tumblr.com/post/157073205204/stickit" class="tumblr_blog">tenderuk</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>#StickIt</p></blockquote>

<p>*cracks knuckles*</p><p>I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:</p><p>From left to right</p><p>Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.</p><p>Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.</p><p>Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.</p><p>Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.</p><p>Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.</p><p>Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.</p><p>Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.</p><p>Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.</p><p>Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.</p><p>Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.</p><p>Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.</p><p>Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.</p>: Because it's never too
 Late to teach girns to
 silently wait for a
 man to help them...
<p><a href="https://tenderuk.tumblr.com/post/157073205204/stickit" class="tumblr_blog">tenderuk</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>#StickIt</p></blockquote>

<p>*cracks knuckles*</p><p>I don’t know why ya’ll keep trying to play this game, but fine, let’s play:</p><p>From left to right</p><p>Jasmine- Got tired of her palace life and took control by disguising herself and running away to spend a day in the markets. Openly expressed her contempt for the idea being married off without her consent. Was initially disinterested in Aladdin because she thought he was just another arrogant prince. Fell in love with him for his heart to the point that his pauper origins didn’t matter to her.</p><p>Rapunzel- Wanted celebrate to her birthday by not being imprisoned for once, nothing to do with a man. In fact when a man broke into her home she swiftly knocked him out and tied him up. That man ended up loving her so much he was willing to die for her and her passionate love brought him back to life.</p><p>Snow White- Was a young girl being chased around by crazy old lady who was angry that she was pretty. Ended up negotiating her safety with some dwarves by offering her services as a cook and housekeeper in exchange for room and board. Was only “waiting“ for a man in that she was literally unconscious after being poisoned by a witch and a kiss was the only thing they could save her.</p><p>Mulan- Are you fucking serious? What about her story is her waiting for a man to save her? She literally saved her father, her love interest, and then her whole damn country. You could not have watched two seconds of that film and come away thinking she was waiting for man to save her.</p><p>Aurora- She was a 16-year-old girl forced to live in seclusion her whole life. Sue her for daydreaming a bit about romance. She still showed kindness to animals and loved her adoptive caregivers and was fairly content with her life. Definitely not pining away for a man every second.</p><p>Cinderella- Cinderella probably gets the the worst of being dragged through the mud by Edgy™ feminists trying to make a point. Literally she never asked for a prince to save her. She didn’t even really complain much about being forced into slavery by her evil family. She just wanted one damn night off and meeting the prince was ancillary. And in fact the person who first shows her kindness and empowers her to achieve her goals is another woman.</p><p>Pocahontas- Again now you’re just making shit up. She was not waiting for prince, in fact she was bored at the prospect of living an ordinary home life and disinterested in marrying the handsome warrior her father had set up for her. She ends up striking up a friendship with someone her entire tribe hates and distrusts, up to and including saving HIM from being murdered.</p><p>Tiana- You are not ABOUT to do my girl Tiana dirty like this. She worked her ass off to achieve her dream of being an independent restaurant owner, something practically unheard of for a young black woman in the 20s. Romance was the absolute LAST thing on her mind and again, her actions were fundamental in saving the life of the prince.</p><p>Belle- Again, she wasn’t interested in the big strong handsome man that everyone was saying she should be interested in. Because she saw past looks and recognized that he was a sexist and generally unpleasant person. It was her willingness to see past the exterior that saved Prince Adam.</p><p>Ariel- She wanted to be a human before she knew about Eric. She saved him from drowning. She defied her father the KING in a fight for her own independence. But sure she was waiting around for man.</p><p>Merida- Merida didn’t even have a love interest and the entire film was built around a rejection of that premise. This one is barely worth the time to acknowledge.</p><p>Tl;Dr: Your weak edgelord attempt to discredit Disney princesses and make girls feel shitty for enjoying them is bad and you should feel bad.</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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