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Canadian nice guy... the nicest of the nice. Went to my first and last meetup, got a little tipsy and ended up briefly kissing a guy. The following morning the host (M), kindly gave me a heads up that this guy pries on a different girl each time and is just generally very much disliked by the group.: @ 17% l Verizon LTE 7:04 PM I would like to put it out there that it probably isn't wise for me to converse with someone over text as a means to get to know them. I imagine you probably have no idea what to make of me. I'm so accustomed to speaking in a very random and out there way when I meet people at various Meetups. party tends to be pretty goofy and people just let loose a little bit Sometimes they forget to make the transition from one environment to another. I have to send off a few emails, but have a good night. Sorry for the essay, I thought I would try and bring the conversation back to something more serious and less goofy. Text Message Pay l Verizon LTE 17% 7:04 PM Thave to be honest with you l've been out of sorts lately. You kind of shocked me when you kiss me. It took me by surprise. Quite honestly I wasn't ready. I've been having to heal from something that's been causing me pain for many years. I won't say specifically what it is, but let's just say I feel very confused. I will leave it at that for now. I'm trying to be casual and calm but I'm kind of overwhelmed. So many things are happening to me at the same time Life is more complex at 31 than ever really imagined. So I'm sorry for oversharing. And I understand that I probably concerned you a bit. I'm going to get a good sleep and leave it up to you if you want to reach out to me. Sorry that I got overwhelmed over something like a kiss. You caught me at a very transformative period In my life Text Message Pay 17% O ll Verizon LTE 7:04 PM I can't believe how far along I got drunk texting someone I just met! I'm actually kind of seeing someone. Not exclusive but I really wasn't by any means on the prowl. Like I said caught up in the moment But I've been so confused lately And that's what really threw me off. I think it might have just been my personal preferences or something. Don't worry about it I'm not worried Whatever the situation was, I overreacted in a big way. And that's not something you look for in someone you would date I get it о Text Message Pay e 17% l Verizon LTE 7:04 PM It's a lesson for me In any case, I'm clearly still dealing with things that I need to sort out Sounds like it It's funny. I think I learned something about myself that has been kind of evading me for a while. I just don't know how to communicate in the 21st century. I kind of broke every rule of texting just now How's that? Iover-shared About? I just started ranting. Just a comnlate nna-a cnnvarcatinn Text Message Д Pay 17% l Verizon LTE 7:04 PM I just started ranting. Just a complete one-way conversation. I'll be honest with you. I'm just trying to figure out what you've been trying to talk about A lot of painful things have happened in my life fairly recently I should clarify. You didn't really tell me anything so I'm not sure how you've overshared Transformative, challenging. I just had to be honest with you. I like that you kissed me but I was a bit overwhelmed by it liked it but at the same time it was not my normal introvert experience. I come from a very small town in Canada Text Message Pay l Verizon LTE 7:05 PM UNTortunateiy i assumea tne worst on a lot of this So we'll leave it at that. We'll just chalk it up to miscommunication Yeah sounds about right! In any case, I need to leave it at this. I should probably catch up on my sleep. I'm over stressing myself. I work tomorrow so I probably won't be able to speak to you until Sunday at the earliest. I have a ton of cleaning and laundry and stuff to do and I have to do my most difficult shift tomorrow as well Text Message Pay l Verizon LTE 17% 7:05 PM And I have a whole bunch of plans that I have to arrange that I have been putting off. I'm just stressed to the max. I look forward to speaking to you when I'm well rested and calm. That's what I need to go to bed so early. Goodnight I should be much more level- headed in about 10 hours. Rest up Wed, Jun 12, 12:48 PM realize that it is not a good fit for us to date. The fact that you were dating another man when you kissed me and the fact that you smoke unfortunately means that I am no longer interested. I really do Text Message Pay 7:33 PM 15% l Verizon LTE Done I realize that it is not a good fit for us to date. The fact that you were dating another man when you kissed me and the fact that you smoke unfortunately means that I am no longer interested. I really do wish you the best of luck with the guy that you are currently dating though I understand that by rambling on I probably killed your attraction for me anyway. It was for the best for both of us. I'm a little bit too wounded right now from a breakup to be dating anyway I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, I hope your father recovers, that you find a good job and that your dating life is successful. Umm when did I say I was looking to date you? YeahI don't think we would be a good fit either. I've heard you pick a different girl every Text Message о T @ 15%C ll Verizon LTE 7:33 PM Done 26 Would be a good fit either. I've heard you picka different girl every weekend to show interest so ditto. Good luck to you. What do you mean? You kissed me. didn't initiate the kissing. There's no sense in being angry at me. And that is completely false. I only date one woman at a time. I'm not a player or some kind of sleazy guy that you may think I am. Big mistake. Not angry. You're the one who's been texting me... I haven't even tried to contact you I'm a gentleman when it comes to relationships. know Text Message 17% l Verizon LTE 7:05 PM date one woman at a time. I'm not a player or some kind of sleazy guy that you may think I am. Big mistake. Not angry. You're the one who's been texting me... I haven't even tried to contact you I'm a gentleman when it comes to relationships. I know I've heard different... and for someone to go out of their way to tell me kind of says something But who exactly is spreading this gossip? Because what you've been told is completely untrue. Good luck to ya. See ya around If you're going to cause drama and spread false gossip I'm going to have you removed from the group. O Text Message Pay 17% l Verizon LTE 7:05 PM What you have been told is completely untrue. I haven't dated anyone since January. JO I'm coming off of a almost two year long relationship So if you're going to pass along bullshit I'm going to see to it that you are removed. Do you understand? I'm not spreading anything. Told ya what I heard so maybe you should be aware I'm passing it to you so you would know It's bullshit You presented it as fact I have no more time for this conversation... I'm only going to get more angry if you continue this route. Text Message Pay 17 % l Verizon LTE 7:05 PM It is a fact that someone has stated that to me. I'm not angry. Good luck. You probably heard it from a friend of my ex-girlfriend. #12 I think I know exactly who you're talking about. And that person is in the process of being removed from the group. I know the group organizer And I'm going to be bringing up this issue with them and I'm going to be letting them know that you were the one who heard it. Please pass along the name of the person who said this to the group organize have zero He and tolerance for gossip, drama and bullshit. Text Message Pay l Verizon LTE 17% 7:05 PM Have a good day and best of luck in all of your endeavors. I'm not getting involved in your drama. Do what you want dude You brought yourself into it when you mention what someone else said Clearly you reached out to someone or someone reached out to you to spread gossip. I know that women talk and I'm not an idiot If you don't believe that I'm a gentleman to a woman, I encourage you to reach out to All the women in my life growing up taught me to be respectful and a gentleman to women. I do not tolerate it when that is called into question. Yes I'm a very flirty guy, but I do not disrespect women and I do not tolerate gossip. о Text Message Pay 17% l Verizan LTE 7:06 PM So that's all I have to say. If you talk about people behind their back, be prepared for that same person to talk about you behind your back. Gossip is poison and there is no room for it in outgoing introverts. This will be farewell I have zero interest in any form of communication whatsoever. Please do not attend any of my events and please do not gossip about me or any other member of the group for that matter. have no interest in wasting my time spreading any gossip about you. Chill out dude I'm requesting that you do not contact me. Please respect my Text Message Pay 17% l Verizon LTE 7:06 PM any other member of the group for that matter I have no interest in wasting my time spreading any gossip about you. Chill out dude. I'm requesting that you do not contact me. Please respect my wishes. I wanted to make peace and invite you to my BBQ but there is no sense in dragging out this conflict Let's just cut our losses and move on with our lives. I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the situation I've been attending Meetup for 10 vears and I have seen far too many people act like middle school or high school children. Farewell and good luck. Text Message Pay uch! Canadian nice guy... the nicest of the nice. Went to my first and last meetup, got a little tipsy and ended up briefly kissing a guy. The following morning the host (M), kindly gave me a heads up that this guy pries on a different girl each time and is just generally very much disliked by the group.
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We need a translator for this mess!: 83% 11:23 PM Q Search 5 hs IM THE REAL RASHARDO,I CANT WAIT TO START STEPPIN,WITH ATLEAST ONE KIND OF GET THEM,MOST LIKLY B A FUCKING RAZOR CUT UP SHARPO U BELIVE IT IM REAL IN WHEN I SAY IM HE MAN DONT TRIP U IM EXPLAININGI COME FAST IN THE DAY OR NIGHT IM THE REAL SHARDO THIS U I WARNING SO DONT BE CAREFUL INO IM NO NOT LIKE U.... DING DONG,GOES OFF U HEARING UR DOOR BELL, SO DONT RUN THEN SLIP just like a dick before u can get to open front doors where the blind date with red roses shit u better think quick now im with red roses in one hand and a as seen on danoz direct see i told u cutter ya brother now all u can see is ur scum kind life flash yeah ya scum bag i do it i end this i decide on what it is we all are to reconise! so whoever wanna go please now single file please in one line ,so can knock one out a time please did u luciafarians think what u did would get the real ricky bangbang one 4 all odds all agaist that for me brother is a bloody winner like ur mums chicken dinner,,if i die for failing to try then that will be what will make me go harder im Ant the step son of one who was not ment to be at the time i did blame me ,but god has come to show me that he didnt hate me or enjoy lifes challanges thats how he made me im the real or enjoy lifes challanges thats how he made me im the real u deal what u think still,call 99 cause maxwell smart is about lets start with a 38 six shooter ,no big deal im no RUSSIAN,i take five out with confidence i flick old chamber and spin the barral what doing ive past its life i bet but it ant the first time im real just call me max well smart be cause i live my life like i wana b by bye to the max i live my life well yeah well down packed like a dirty hole as smart in the flesh as u lookdown think bout fuck is it did that really big rambo knife in stuck dont forget how i did the twist and to side to side cutting is not cutting unless the damage done is worth any time if i do timei do for best damage my 1st fuck was my last fuck so eye for both ursthat even our score give up u pig stay dow u dog or u end up between two log a known rip of that mother who crossed the line as a mother,dont know aboutu but karma got me i dont tell fairytails no i to real to b that shit u talk is of other people,i am not i say my life exprinces like they sound made up yeah say it when u work up toe 2 toe we will start but bang bang is winning the crown its at most two hits b seeu on ur knees beging no more please as be exposed u shut down and pkay dead intil u crawl off like a 5 year old u old dog now hows it feel being in the mind of a young personu should regrets now im imbrasset watging u crawl and i did not have to do its u i owe it all to,karma be back soon ,should no i dont tell this twice as NEVERBACKDOWN i start a man to man fight night its a waste in my time as he name say yeah to true cause in a fight mate name he neverdid back down laying down on his back rite turns outs namqs always in the rightnite We need a translator for this mess!
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anon fucks bananas: File: 1370710900581.jpg-(82 KB, 600x874, a.aaa-Banana-Shark.jpg) Anonymous (ID: MYJQYP94) 06/08/13(Sat)13:01:40 No.485723075 Super beta stories. I'll go first. >Be me, about 16 >Beta to the max. >Have a hard time dealing with the ladies. >Mostly spend my down time browsing porn and fapping vs. a social life. >Discover strange, yet pleasing ways to get my rocks off. >Favorite way to fap is with banana peels >Will eat a banana, but peel it carefully so I can stick my dick in it. >Masturbate vigorous ly into banana peel. >feelsgoodman.jpg. Sometimes I'll use the same peel two or three times before throwing it away. >I'm a sick bastard, I know. Fast forward a few weeks. >Been fapping in banana peels a lot. >Getting dat potas sium like a mad fucker >Develop a dependency on fapping in banana peels. >Masturbating with my fingerless gloves doesn't cut it anymore. >Peel catches my load so it does n't squirt all over my fedora. >Start calling my dick "The Banana Shark" >Typically pretty quiet kid in my classes. >Smart as shit when it comes to Chemistry. >Can name all the elements on the Periodic Table Fuck yeah >Nice looking 8/10 knows I do well in Chemistry while she sucks dick at it. Pretty nice girl, not all prissy and stuck up like the other sluts. >Actually talks to me. >Asks if we can be lab partners. >Fucking all the yes >Begins to get friendlier with me. Flirting level 3 engaged >Decide to actually be alpha for once. >After a few days of great chemistry in Chemistry, ask her to go to a movie with me. She says yes Anonymous (ID: MYJQYP94) 06/08/13(Sat)13:02:20 No.485723180 CONT.... >Go to see Lucky Number Slevin. >She's into mob movies and wants to see it. >Theater is practically empty We sit in the back row. >Halfway through the movie, I notice she keeps looking at me. >Not paying attention anymore. >Her tongue is in my mouth >Her hand is on The Banana Shark. >The spaghetti is out of my pockets on the floor. She asks if I have ever gotten head before. >Allmynope >Unzips my pants to find a fully erect Banana Shark. >Starts to suck my dick. >Two minutes in. >"Anon, your dick tastes weird." >Oh God, she can taste The Banana Shark. >"It tastes like bananas. Do you stick your dick in bananas Anon?" Beta me returns. >"S-s-sometimes..." >Awkward as fuck. >"OH GOD ANON, I'M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS" Begins puking on my dick. >OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK. >She begins to have a seizure. >Immediately call 911 MFW I cannot go back to that theater. MFW I put a girl in the hospital with The Banana Shark. MFW I haven't had a blowjob OR a date since. Thanks a lot Banana Shark. anon fucks bananas
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The Virgin "Virtual Reality" vs The Chad Transforming The World Around You Into An IRL Video Game: The Chad Transforming The World Around You The Virgin "Virtual Reality" Into An IRL Video Game Accidentally knocks a bunch of stuff over Knocks stuff over on purpose Headgear looks stupid Headgear is fucking awesome Graphics are awful Most of his games are porn related Graphics are usually pretty good His games can be anything he wants them to be Barely cares about the safety of his own home while playing Understands the dangers of setting his own hand on fire, so he wears 8 layers of rubber gloves and Materials are either really expensive or really cheap carries a bottle of water with him Made of the finest of materials (tin foil, pipe cleaners... etc) Costs hundreds of dollars Software is consistently good Software is unpredictable at best Costs as much as you let it Does not commit irl crimes (is a huge pussy) Is exceedingly confident, isn't afraid if someone Is too ashamed of himself to have doesn't approve of his actions Takes RPing to the max; is a wanted war criminal fun outside of video games Grunts while performing in-game tasks Lives in the mountains as his alter-ego Still lives with his mother Screams at every opportunity to assert his dominance Gives other people motion sickness Thinks this is the next big step in gaming Has been around for Gets motion sickness centuries and will likely stay forever The Virgin "Virtual Reality" vs The Chad Transforming The World Around You Into An IRL Video Game
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