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glyndarling: aerylon: loloftheday: Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.   Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”   Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off. Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY: Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.   Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.   And for anyone wondering about the driver…  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much. That is a very satisfying read. : 1AM glyndarling: aerylon: loloftheday: Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.   Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”   Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off. Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY: Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.   Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.   And for anyone wondering about the driver…  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much. That is a very satisfying read.
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whatshouldntbe: vonisv: fortooate: revedas: thatdangerous: extrajordinary: GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY. [From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz] *rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo “I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.” hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives “YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?” “WINE MACHINE BROKE” WHERE IS THE LAMB SAVCE?!? : Some of the restaurants were of the "fast food" variety, where a customer could eat in or purchase a meal "to go." Some were even designed in such a way that customers could obtain meals without leaving their wag- ons or entering the restaurant at all, the prototype of "drive-through" service. whatshouldntbe: vonisv: fortooate: revedas: thatdangerous: extrajordinary: GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY. [From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz] *rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo “I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.” hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives “YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?” “WINE MACHINE BROKE” WHERE IS THE LAMB SAVCE?!?
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Last Sunday, A cop has shot a man who pulled out a weapon and fired shots into the air after he reportedly couldn’t get in into an Ice Cube show at Del Mar Fairgrounds. The incident happened around 7pm and the deputies are reporting that it all started when the shooter came to the window to buy himself a ticket but it was already sold out. An argument broke out about the sold out tickets and that’s when the deputies came in the picture. The authorities had this to say “The man pulled out a silver plated semi-automatic handgun and fired several shots into a crowded area,” Luckily, no one else was injured and the shooter is currently at the hospital with unknown conditions. RapTVSTAFF: Charlie! Via @thatkidcm: MAN ANGRY ABOUT SOLD-OUT ICE CUBE CONCERT FIRES GUN, GETS SHOT BY DEPUTY Last Sunday, A cop has shot a man who pulled out a weapon and fired shots into the air after he reportedly couldn’t get in into an Ice Cube show at Del Mar Fairgrounds. The incident happened around 7pm and the deputies are reporting that it all started when the shooter came to the window to buy himself a ticket but it was already sold out. An argument broke out about the sold out tickets and that’s when the deputies came in the picture. The authorities had this to say “The man pulled out a silver plated semi-automatic handgun and fired several shots into a crowded area,” Luckily, no one else was injured and the shooter is currently at the hospital with unknown conditions. RapTVSTAFF: Charlie! Via @thatkidcm

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srsfunny:The Window In The Hospital Room: IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour iods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window describeda parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band -he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed. e morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.. it faced a blank wall The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you," she said. Epilogue There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. And share it. "Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:The Window In The Hospital Room

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<p><a href="https://orion98.tumblr.com/post/174808830755/i-would-die-for-chic-fil-a-and-they-would-probably" class="tumblr_blog">orion98</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I would die for chic fil a and they would probably die for me. I would probably end up dying <b>because of</b> McDonald’s </p></blockquote> <p>I think a big reason for the difference is staffing. You go to your average McDonald’s there might be five people running the whole restaurant. Your average Chick-fil-A has like 25 people on staff at a time. A literal army dedicated to top-notch customer service. It doesn’t matter how long the line is, I never wait more than about 10 minutes at max. They’ll have a team of people going outside and taking orders by the cars so they can have them ready by the time you get to the window. It’s a well oiled machine.</p>: Chick-fil-A has 37 cars in line wait time -1 minute 54 seconds. Workers make it rain condiments on me. Treat me like I am their favorite cousin McDonald's has 2 and 1/2 cars in line, wait time 1st half of the NBA finals game. Makes it seem like their condiments are a brick of gold. Treat me like I am the step dad they blame for their parents divorce <p><a href="https://orion98.tumblr.com/post/174808830755/i-would-die-for-chic-fil-a-and-they-would-probably" class="tumblr_blog">orion98</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I would die for chic fil a and they would probably die for me. I would probably end up dying <b>because of</b> McDonald’s </p></blockquote> <p>I think a big reason for the difference is staffing. You go to your average McDonald’s there might be five people running the whole restaurant. Your average Chick-fil-A has like 25 people on staff at a time. A literal army dedicated to top-notch customer service. It doesn’t matter how long the line is, I never wait more than about 10 minutes at max. They’ll have a team of people going outside and taking orders by the cars so they can have them ready by the time you get to the window. It’s a well oiled machine.</p>

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<p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s quitter’s talk</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p> </blockquote> <p>use whirlwind sprint</p> </blockquote> <p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin triangle jump</p> </blockquote> <p>Wallrun and jump to it</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p> </blockquote> <p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p> </blockquote> <p>jump and then hit control</p> </blockquote> <p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p> </blockquote> <p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p> </blockquote> <p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p> <p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p> </blockquote> <p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p> </blockquote> <p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p> </blockquote> <p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p> </blockquote> <p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p> </blockquote> <p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="deejaybox:lHYs5gpyNfWFidWRc5fUbQ:ZeSMgusDg9lP"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76f97706e8cc5b0659ff9da120bb5fcf/tumblr_mri525Hqz91rcqmk0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p> </blockquote> <p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it <p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s quitter’s talk</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p> </blockquote> <p>use whirlwind sprint</p> </blockquote> <p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin triangle jump</p> </blockquote> <p>Wallrun and jump to it</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p> </blockquote> <p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p> </blockquote> <p>jump and then hit control</p> </blockquote> <p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p> </blockquote> <p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p> </blockquote> <p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p> <p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p> </blockquote> <p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p> </blockquote> <p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p> </blockquote> <p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p> </blockquote> <p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p> </blockquote> <p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="deejaybox:lHYs5gpyNfWFidWRc5fUbQ:ZeSMgusDg9lP"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76f97706e8cc5b0659ff9da120bb5fcf/tumblr_mri525Hqz91rcqmk0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p> </blockquote> <p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
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For sure its fine little job for little men.: SHORT MEN! - w4m Are you a shorter man under the height of 5"? Do you have a sense of adventure? Do you like trying new experiences? Are you available in the next few days? Text me and let me know! do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers o email to friend best of 1 Back Contact Today 9:31 PM Hello Hello! Who is this? This is Isaac. i'm responding to a personal you posted looking for a date. Do you have any pics? Hold on there, Isaac. Is this the post looking for a man under the height of 5'? yes is I have to be honest, Isaac. I'm not actually looking for a date. I'm looking to hire a shorter man for a single task, for about an 1 hour. Well Paid. Nothing Sexual and Completely Above Board. How much and what $250 Ok, what's the job? My young son, Andrew, keeps opening his bedroom window at night even though I keep telling him not to. It's full-on winter right now and he's blowing up the heating bill when he does it. So if you agree, I'm going to tell him that if he doesn't close the window, a fat evil dwarf will climb into his window and steal all of his toys. I have a ladder for you to climb up to the window and walkie talkies for us to talk When you start climbing into the window, make lots of panting/grunting sounds to wake Andrew. When I hear him yell, I will run into the room with a large broom and bug repellent which I will spray you with before shoving you out of the window with the broom. I have purchased a very large bean bag bed from Sharper Image that we will put under the window for you to fall onto (only about 15 feet). 12AM would be the best time as I know Andrew will be asleep. I can also providea written reference you may add to your employment portfolio. is This is real? Yes, Isaac. And I need results. For sure its fine little job for little men.

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I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.: me when my pet does literally anything I think my homie dog retarded. Hear me out, this dog has to be a product of incest or some other sick twisted experiment. The dog name was Toby. Now who the fuck names they dog after a character from roots? You already know he strong as fuck. Second the dog had 3 eye balls. With two eye sockets. His left eye look like a cell that’s in the middle of mitosis. It had two pupils not just one. And it didn’t even bark. I went to pet him and he said Moo. Nigga momma got fucked by a cow. That’s some down south shit. So my boy Frankie went to get pussy from my next door crush. Me being a good friend decided to watch him. I never had a dog and this was the first opportunity to practice. I bought Toby in the house cause it was cold outside and I wanted to play. I’m eating breakfast at the table when he just looking at me. This dog ain’t even blink. I’m having a starring contest with Tien from Dragon ball. I think he hungry but I didn’t have dog food. He wasn’t getting my left over KFC in the fridge so I give him some coco puffs. Within minutes this boy going wild. He CooCoo Co Co puffs. He sound like a cow at a slaughter house mooing continuously. I think he like the cereal so I give him more. Little did I know dogs can’t eat chocolate. when you black the only remedy you have to fix any problem is vix. I bring Toby to the bathroom cabinet to get the vix when. He starts shitting up a storm. This was a worse sight then 2 girls one cup. Boy done started running around my house just shitting on any and everything. I’m chasing Toby slipping on dog shit like banana peels from Mario kart. Toby runs head first into my fridge. My refrigerator tips like a domino and tilts back and falls on Toby. This the first time I see a fridge catch a dent from a dog. Toby built different How ima explain to my mom why my fridge broke and house smells like hobo socks and syphilis? Smell felt like I was in a gas chamber. I run to the window yelling for help. No one came. My boy Frankie was deep in some pussy while I’m deep in some shit. My momma came home from work and whooped my ass. To this day I hate dogs.
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