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Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leontroid eenud could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and toad-are-friends S It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont Pubshing 1963. This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch A dainydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG trogand toad-are-tiends zidane the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book form. the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and toad-are-triends Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever ahulamithbond On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I was chilling frog-and to adare-triends a Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series applied the same scenario to an inwented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf. "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few spils Ha aid, but Smudger lghed Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then" Wwwhy What did he do "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind our shed. Hell never move again." deducecanse This is so fucked up 4 unclewhisky No, sten Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right? a Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Seder. Railmay Management cares about you Tryst Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. connethepaganangel Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit Source frogand toad are friends 220440 netes Thomas and his friends
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andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get : Godzilla Tag Yourself That Ain't Falco Didn't forget what you did -Best in track -Is there Grumpy Cat Butterfly I say your justice qoes too far! -Sometimes smol Good dad r you but Badderfly justice doesn't go you mock in -drives environmentally -Good Babysitter -Is on your side Einstein -Wants everyone to be friends middle school too far enough! friendly car Can count how many -Wasn't invited -Screams moth friend wants to be helpful are about fensive on one hand. -Kinda Selish -Needs to slow down Boba Fett Didn't do much Kanga-Rex Palpatine Kamacurry -Mob mentality -Always blends in -Tries st kicks uly Talks big game Itsy Bitsy -loved by all -Great at extreme sports Doeshtgive a hood Moral Support -Awesome -Kinda overrated -Only one who sees the big picture -Stunt double ary aks big Cam Might not even be real Has the laugh that gets everyone going -Secretly a toad pams twitch chat school -Makes a egg casserole Literal grime Savage even when not trying -Used to be a big deal -Don't disturb -Got big plans SPAAACE Monty Mole r but doesn't rare Is just here to raise the roof. Mecha Ghidio u but smarter -Sophisticated horoscope reader -Probably had too much coffee-Just wants to rule the world -Back by unpopular demand Little Shop of Horrors -Who are you? I'm you but less privileged -Has taken up a new leaf handlla s but thinks he could -Knows there isn't a spoon. All according to plan -Won't leave his couch fort a trench coat a pokemon Sill is hut can't kiss Is probably only good because it benefits him -ls in a bad mood and fixing to take it out on you -ls so done all the timeA Frieza Switches to vour main after beating you in smash bros -Looks up to Jason Voorhees s hetter than Knows it Lovebirds -Brings a tactical warhead on first date -cocky teens Lil Green -Awkward phase Diggersby -smoler -picks on things more e True Armadillo Facts Red Lobster Mis Ghidio the downtrodder -Good with electronics Hates spicy foods -Good guard dog -Came to attack people and is having a good time l -pure -Didn't ask for this small than him -Didn't deserve any of this -Except for that one time -Surprisingly Reliable T peo -Notorious party crasher -Easy Target ple's hero -Won't die -has regrets -Came for f T -esteem F-Type Master Splinter Titanic Tuna Is with the wrong crowd nut learned ett tt in Megatron - Has no clue what you? I'm vou Robot Chicken of JUSTICE but shinier he's doing ececut bimself in -Lonely piggyback rides -Communicates -Doesn't know why he's here but is happy to help is head -Goodenforcer Hator mat woodshop Edgemeister anybody's way mbs ups Has the best pokerface-Will conquer the worldSneaks by auoting fortune cookies List of skills include bi best breaking things sily influenced Has 50 different Will wreck you in karaoke -Is there for you -Never not smiling -Good cop in to ways to kill you -big bro friend his tunes Fullmetal Kirby Flygon Grouchy Kitty -Who are you? not you, Who are you? I'm you but aping-Who are you? I'm a bug Who are you? The terminator have promising future Still voung at heart" -I don't have that. I need it.-Listens to Three Days Grace on full blast Still does? The queen imlot of crap for Insecure -Intentionally has dog poop your lawn Came to ruin everything Now brute forces everything -It's mine now eating habits -Identity crisis -Most expressive -ls a black belt Mayhe redeemable -Just wants to go on a family picnic .Drinks tears -killed a man plays a golden fiddle -beloved scum andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

andrewtheamericandude: Some of these are stupid jokes that even I don’t get 

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dc9spot: Smash Emblem! more nintendo character in Fire emblem style!Donkey Kong! Diddy Kong! King K. Rool!Donkey  as babarian and Diddy as archer I think…. K. Rool would definitely be a king. I’m not sure what he should wield as a weapon, maybe he’d have access to fire tome.other Super Smash Emblem design :Mario/Luigi - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159336925989/okwhat-ifsuper-smash-bros-but-strategy-rpg-andPeach/Toad/Bowser -  http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159360147309/more-fire-emblem-themed-mario-character-peachKirby/Meta knight/King Dedede - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159376280609/super-smash-emblem-continue-kirby-emblemPit/Palutena/Dark Pit - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159510054314/kid-icarus-emblem-pit-as-a-pegasus-knight-with-aSamus/Wii fit Trainer/Villager - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159529669644/more-smash-emblem-samus-as-a-knight-i-give-her Shulk http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/173802731529/smash-emblem-shulk-as-a-tactician-his-move-set Xenoblade crew http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/174023773004/more-smash-emblem-xenoblade-team-fiora-as-aBowsette http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/178575644924/smash-emblem-special-character-bowsette-in-fire: 3/lo/2018 3/9/20/2 4/lo l2 olg dc9spot: Smash Emblem! more nintendo character in Fire emblem style!Donkey Kong! Diddy Kong! King K. Rool!Donkey  as babarian and Diddy as archer I think…. K. Rool would definitely be a king. I’m not sure what he should wield as a weapon, maybe he’d have access to fire tome.other Super Smash Emblem design :Mario/Luigi - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159336925989/okwhat-ifsuper-smash-bros-but-strategy-rpg-andPeach/Toad/Bowser -  http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159360147309/more-fire-emblem-themed-mario-character-peachKirby/Meta knight/King Dedede - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159376280609/super-smash-emblem-continue-kirby-emblemPit/Palutena/Dark Pit - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159510054314/kid-icarus-emblem-pit-as-a-pegasus-knight-with-aSamus/Wii fit Trainer/Villager - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159529669644/more-smash-emblem-samus-as-a-knight-i-give-her Shulk http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/173802731529/smash-emblem-shulk-as-a-tactician-his-move-set Xenoblade crew http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/174023773004/more-smash-emblem-xenoblade-team-fiora-as-aBowsette http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/178575644924/smash-emblem-special-character-bowsette-in-fire

dc9spot: Smash Emblem! more nintendo character in Fire emblem style!Donkey Kong! Diddy Kong! King K. Rool!Donkey  as babarian and Diddy...

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