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Fallout, Down, and Todd Howard: Todd Howard hunts down Metacritic reviewers after Fallout 76 launch (2018)

Todd Howard hunts down Metacritic reviewers after Fallout 76 launch (2018)

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Android, Apple, and Friends: when an android user drops their phone & the battery pops out This is the most ghetto sh*t I've ever seen in my life. thisisnotjuli: officially-william-dudley-pelley: the-true-todd-howard: officially-william-dudley-pelley: the-true-todd-howard: officially-william-dudley-pelley: the-true-todd-howard: officially-william-dudley-pelley: the-true-todd-howard: superpagangirl: Oh man a battery that comes out that means it can be replaced thats so shit, ya know the ability to change the battery when it barely holds charge just ugh i love phones that break when the wind changes that are a decade behind specs wise Id rather a phone where the battery pops out then a phone that’s shatters at a tap Or a phone thats not worth £50 that costs £400 Man iPhone ain’t worth it Yea no shit a fuckin £1000 phone that is glass all over and features animated emojis Look at me I’m an iPhone user..whoops my phone is in shards but it’s worth it Apple device user: i dropped it and it broke into piecesAndroid user: i fuckin tossed my phone at a wall and it was ok Apple user: so I rubbed my phone with my shirt and it’s crackedAndroid user: no big deal just a scratch after I hit mine with a car you guys don’t realise how real this shit is; I’ve seen like 5 shattered screens in androids phones in my hole life and like 2 of them where just a tiny thing. you know how many shattered iPhone screens I’ve seen? more than I can count. I think it’s easier to count my friends who didn’t shatter their iPhone in the first five months than the other way around. and this is just talking bout the screens don’t get me started on the actual phone
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Skyrim, Who, and Man: Todd Howard instinctively tracks and locates a man who refuses to buy Skyrim (circa 2017)

Todd Howard instinctively tracks and locates a man who refuses to buy Skyrim (circa 2017)

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Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pine: FANDOMETRICS BRI NELEB TIES CLLEBRITI <h2>Celebrities</h2><p><b>Week Ending June 18th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20holland">Tom Holland</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20evans">Chris Evans</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20hiddleston">Tom Hiddleston</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sebastian%20stan">Sebastian Stan</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/todd%20howard">Todd Howard</a> <i>+13</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20hemsworth">Chris Hemsworth</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/cate%20blanchett">Cate Blanchett</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/robert%20downey%20jr">Robert Downey Jr.</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/katie%20mcgrath">Katie McGrath</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/john%20mulaney">John Mulaney</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gal%20gadot"><b>Gal Gadot</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/anne%20hathaway"><b>Anne Hathaway</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20pratt">Chris Pratt</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sandra%20bullock"><b>Sandra Bullock</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sarah%20paulson"><b>Sarah Paulson</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20pine"><b>Chris Pine</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jeff%20goldblum"><b>Jeff Goldblum</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/aquaria"><b>Aquaria</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/benedict%20cumberbatch">Benedict Cumberbatch</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/anthony%20bourdain">Anthony Bourdain</a> <i><i>−13</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="222" data-orig-width="477" data-tumblr-attribution="radvera:P3CFrYnPNdR_jwBkhB5Y5g:Zrj1qt2YsfVX2"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d2f6633542711c9b539f01332eb9a17/tumblr_paa69dAHlr1rki83eo4_250.gif" data-orig-height="222" data-orig-width="477"/></figure>
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Adam Driver, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth: FANDOMETRICS BRI NELEB TIES CLLEBRITI <h2>Celebrities</h2><p><b>Week Ending June 11th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20holland">Tom Holland</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20hiddleston">Tom Hiddleston</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sebastian%20stan">Sebastian Stan</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/katie%20mcgrath">Katie McGrath</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20evans">Chris Evans</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20hemsworth">Chris Hemsworth</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/anthony%20bourdain"><b>Anthony Bourdain</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/robert%20downey%20jr">Robert Downey Jr.</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/john%20mulaney">John Mulaney</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/kelly%20marie%20tran"><b>Kelly Marie Tran</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/cate%20blanchett"><b>Cate Blanchett</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/benedict%20cumberbatch">Benedict Cumberbatch</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chyler%20leigh"><b>Chyler Leigh</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/daisy%20ridley"><b>Daisy Ridley</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/taika%20waititi">Taika Waititi</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/miz%20cracker"><b>Miz Cracker</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/adam%20driver">Adam Driver</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/todd%20howard"><b>Todd Howard</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20pratt">Chris Pratt</a> <i><i>−9</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tessa%20thompson"><b>Tessa Thompson</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="255" data-orig-width="480" data-tumblr-attribution="submersivemedia:KWjExKTQan8dmoP1ntvrFA:ZWb5vl2YiVF8T"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ecdef2e9c7349c179b514f11a3a44f8/tumblr_pa0bkuMwzc1u4mwxfo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="255" data-orig-width="480"/></figure>
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Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt: FANDOMETRICS BRI NELEB TIES CLLEBRITI <h2>Celebrities</h2><p><b>Week Ending April 30th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20holland">Tom Holland</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sebastian%20stan">Sebastian Stan</a> <i><i>−1</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20hiddleston">Tom Hiddleston</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20evans">Chris Evans</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/todd%20howard"><b>Todd Howard</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/robert%20downey%20jr">Robert Downey Jr.</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20hemsworth">Chris Hemsworth</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/benedict%20cumberbatch">Benedict Cumberbatch</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20pratt"><b>Chris Pratt</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/mark%20ruffalo"><b>Mark Ruffalo</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/anthony%20mackie">Anthony Mackie</a> <i>+7</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tessa%20thompson"><b>Tessa Thompson</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/letitia%20wright">Letitia Wright</a> <i><i>−5</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/elizabeth%20olsen"><b>Elizabeth Olsen</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chadwick%20boseman"><b>Chadwick Boseman</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/katie%20mcgrath">Katie McGrath</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/kim%20kardashian">Kim Kardashian</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/zoe%20saldana"><b>Zoe Saldana</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/timothee%20chalamet">Timothée Chalamet</a> <i><i>−10</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/winston%20duke"><b>Winston Duke</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full pinned-target" data-orig-height="199" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="thesoldierchildren:4u_r0nf_Of8_B5ugYC7ixQ:ZgP7Yg2EiZfOT"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d60abffb3f030dd533489881c9d75378/tumblr_ogoyhbv1SQ1vzvy02o4_500.gif" data-orig-height="199" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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Computers, Life, and Siri: Todd Howard (video game designer) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Todd Howard is an American video game designer, director, and producer. He currently serves as director and executive producer at Bethesda Game Studios, where he has led the development of the Fallout and The Elder Scrolls series. GamePro magazine named Howard one of the "Top 20 Most Influential People in Gaming" over the last 20 years, 1 He was named one of IGN's "Top Game Creators of All Time"2 Todd Howard Contents Early life 2 Career 2.1 Bethesda Softworks 2.2 Speaker 3 Awards and recognition 4 References 5 External links Early life Howard was born in Lower Macungie Township, Pennsylvania. He developed an interest in computers, particularly video games, at a Howard in 2010 This article is semi-protected until April 25, 2018, due to vandalism <p><a href="http://serketssecret.tumblr.com/post/173240250914/vvarhound-lesbianrey-hey-siri-add-to-calendar" class="tumblr_blog">serketssecret</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vvarhound.tumblr.com/post/172807764340/lesbianrey-hey-siri-add-to-calendar-vandalize" class="tumblr_blog">vvarhound</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lesbianrey.tumblr.com/post/164298174870/hey-siri-add-to-calendar-vandalize-todd-howards" class="tumblr_blog">lesbianrey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>hey siri add to calendar ‘vandalize todd howard’s wikipedia page’ on april 25th, 2018</p></blockquote> <p>the day approaches</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="451" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f1f0162eca392685823815a0fd84d76/tumblr_inline_p7nlyqjFya1qgka3a_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="451"/></figure></blockquote>

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Alive, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="https://sorrythatnamehasbeentaken.tumblr.com/post/168948851502/funnypages-obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">sorrythatnamehasbeentaken</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Casual reminder that when Bruce died and Dick took over as Batman, Twoface knew something was up and proceeded to beat the shit out of Dick, demanding to fight ‘the real batman.’ So Alfred put on the cowl showed him that Batman was still alive and well. </p><p><br/></p><p>Also, lets not forget the single most heartbreaking page I’ve ever read, from Batman #687:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1d4b86c682ff218dbf3e033024cbcc8/tumblr_inline_p1jvbrq0zB1tncrub_540.png" data-orig-height="1023" data-orig-width="650"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Who gave you the right?</p>
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Ass, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>
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