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Wyd, Girl, and Your Girl: Your girl gets her toes done and
they come out like this wyd?
MADE WITH MOMUS
Oh hell nah.. 😂💀 https://t.co/XxOM2zyOoK
Oh hell nah.. 😂💀 https://t.co/XxOM2zyOoK
![Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: HELI'S KITCHEN MOVME CUB XMAS SPECIAL
MUN
ou ARE MOST ToUBLESOME
FOR A SECURITY GUARD
ㄧㄋ
EEENH! SORRY, HANS,
WRONG GUESS.
Wouw You IKE TO ão FOR
OUBLE JEOPARTY,WHERE THE
SCORES CAN REALLY CHANGE?
CWHOA, THESE THINGS ARE
REALLY BAD FOR You
THEN WHO ARE You?
[INDIANA JONES THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
WHEWE
JUST A FLY IN THE
OINTMENT, HANS.
ER
PSHUU
THE MONKEY
KLIK
TTER
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT, MARY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU
WANT THE MOON?
JUST SAY THE WORD AND
I'LL THROW A LASSO AROUND
T AND PULL IT DOWN
HEY. THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOON, MARY.
I'LL TAKE IT.
THEN WHAT, GEORGE?
SNIFE
WELL, THEN YOU CAN SWALLOWIT
AND IT'LL ALL DISSOLVE, SEE.
AND THE MOONBEAMS WOULD SHOOT
OUT OF YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR TOES
AND THE ENDS OF YOUR HAIR...
AM I TALKING TOO MUCH?
YES! WHY DON'T YOU KISS HER,
INSTEAD OF TALKING HER TO DEATH?
HKMC is a work of satire by Dave Acosta (@davedrawsgood), Dee Cunniffe (@deezoid) & Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi).
All characters (c) Marvel Comics.
Next episode: Death Wish. Or maybe Predator. Dunno.
No for real, The Thin Man is "clearly" the best Xmas movie. William Powell is a comedy genius. (If you like Nick & Nora, check out My Man
Godfrey, another brillant Powell screwball that has the greatest and by greatest we mean most fucked-up- meetcute of all time.)
There's a period in one's young adulthood where it's deeply uncool to like A Wonderful Life. Sentimentality! Ugh, gross. Then you get older,
and messages of hope seem a lot more necessary than before. Also, Jimmy Stewart is funny as hell. Not just his delivery, but his physical
business between lines? #Goals. Stewart has been in a lot of great films Capra's so current it hurt Mr Smith Frex but if you like nors, dig
up the under-appreciated Preminger classic, Anatomy of a Murder. Duke Ellington wrote&performed the score! Anyway: Happy Christmas from
all of us. You are more important than you know, and more loved than you believe. Things will get better, give it time.
alexdecampi:
Hells Kitchen Movie Club Xmas Special! Ho ho ho, motherfuckers! Love from me, @dave-acosta and @deecunniffe
Bucky’s shirt a low-key nod to @buckykingofmemes, who we adore
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta
HOW did I get a shoutout in this A YEAR AGO and never knew about it?? This series is excellent! Look at that drowsy Bucky!](https://pics.me.me/thumb_helis-kitchen-movme-cub-xmas-special-mun-ou-are-most-38364752.png)
Memes, Pinky, and 🤖: When u hit ur pinky toe on the bed rail
AYONNAISE
bigwinnn 2h
Send message
how we all still got pinky toes
how we all still got pinky toes
Girls, Memes, and Shit: Eadine Goose Westman
@EadineW
Just heard someone say "you shouldn't
care if a group of girls don't like you, cos
chances are they don't even like each
other" and it's so true hahaha
Need more girls lifting each other up and painting each other’s toes and shit 💅🏼💯💕(EadineW)
Need more girls lifting each other up and painting each other’s toes and shit 💅🏼💯💕(EadineW)
![Memes, Thanksgiving, and Mean: Frank Whitehouse
@WheelTod
[Thanksgiving at the In-laws]
Me (patting wife's belly): "Remember
you're eating for two now"
Mother-in-law (smiling): "You mean..."
Me: "That's right. She's got a
tapeworm"
Gotta keep em on their toes.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_frank-whitehouse-wheeltod-thanksgiving-at-the-in-laws-me-patting-wifes-37886488.png)
Bitch, Head, and Memes: Her: "double hand twist gawk gawk
combo*
If the head don’t feel like Shorty trying to breathe underwater with one of those red straws old people use to stirr their ginger tea with then I don’t want it. I need that head that’s gonna make a nigga feel like he’s in the eye of a tornado. I need my toes curled up like it got a hair perm. I need that head that’s gonna have tears running down my face like this bitch could end me with one gulp. Head gonna have your digging your nails in your skull cause pain is pleasure. Then when she look up with that eye contact and a nigga melt like he just been hit with the most vicious solar beam with a temperature over 1 million Kelvin.
If the head don’t feel like Shorty trying to breathe underwater with one of those red straws old people use to stirr their ginger tea with t...
Bitch, Instagram, and Memes: When ur ex is talking to a girl
and she points at u and says"
go with him he will suck ur
toes"
Bitch what.
bl.an.k6
Request @couplesnote for more 18+ sexual memes on instagram😘💦👅
Request @couplesnote for more 18+ sexual memes on instagram😘💦👅
Club, Tumblr, and Blog: toomany
This Kifen hasfoomanyfoeses...
laughoutloud-club:
So Many Kitty Toes
laughoutloud-club: So Many Kitty Toes
![Aladdin, Couch, and Date: Almost Aladdin
@thatkiddannyboy
[on a date]
Date: so why do you think you're a
spontaneous person
Me:
Thoughts of Dog@dog_feelings
i like to sit on one side of the couch. but
sometimes. i sit on the other side of the couch.
just to keep. everyone on their toes
nbd i'm just like quirky hehe :p](https://pics.me.me/thumb_almost-aladdin-thatkiddannyboy-on-a-date-date-so-why-do-36618797.png)
Picture, Benjamin, and Still: I still really want everyone to see this picture of Benjamin biting his toes.
I still really want everyone to see this picture of Benjamin biting his toes.
Bitch, Funny, and Memes: ISHIT YOU NOT
THAT BITCH THOUGHT MY TOES WERE PIGGIES
24 Of The Best Funny Memes Funny Pictures 24
24 Of The Best Funny Memes Funny Pictures 24
Funny, Fave, and Today: i like keeping my metabolism on its toes.
Like what's it gonna be today, complete
starvation or 6,000 calories.
You need to be following my fave account @northwitch69 🙌🏻🙌🏻 @northwitch69 @northwitch69
You need to be following my fave account @northwitch69 🙌🏻🙌🏻 @northwitch69 @northwitch69
Memes, Today, and 🤖: i like keeping my metabolism on its toes
Like what's it gonna be today, complete
starvation or 6,000 calories.
Who knows 😏 Follow @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun
Who knows 😏 Follow @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun @suckstobeyouhun
