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anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu : I learned the name of the Amazon Echo and placed an order without asking permission Bi rrg anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu

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anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu : I learned the name of the Amazon Echo and placed an order without asking permission Bi rrg anderz-zombieslayer: zorkat: underhuntressmoon: ancestormoth: tempuraat: monicalknighton: ayellowbirds: the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again. WHAT DID HE ORDER??? OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g berries. berries. berries. @zaiqukaj Harpies tho Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.” *Lady laughs*    Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?Lady: “Yes please” Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?” Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes! Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?” Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter* Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries” *Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo” Big Tofu

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Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂: A patient of mine with a heart on its nose @DrSmashlove Reddit u/hendo1685 Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all the fur babies” (no punctuation), got in anyway on the strength of a perfect GPA from Swarthmore and a stint in Iraq volunteering for “Vets without Borders” assisting on medical procedures for stray cats wounded during war, hobbies include cooking (his Nepalese tofu curry is to die for) and trolling eBay to bid on original vinyl records, currently dating Violet, a comely, red-haired, heavily tattooed bartender - community theatre actress and aspiring plus-sized IG model who weighed a mere 102 pounds at age 18 but who has now learned to embrace and love her natural, plump, juicy, deliciously voluptuous body weight and boasts an IG account with a sizable (8,692) follower count (it was 8,694 this morning but she had to block two salty fat-shamers who got pissed off after she posted a pic with Beckett with the caption “he usually heals fur babies but last year healed my heart 🌺”) BLESS UP 🤗😍😂

Beckett, age 31, backpacked for a year in Nepal after college, vet school application essay was one sentence long: “I want to save all th...

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