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Funny, Thought, and Single: When you thought 2018 was your year but it's December and you're still single and poor. 🎶No one told you it was gonna be this way👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

🎶No one told you it was gonna be this way👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Birthday, Friends, and Internet: clannyphantom: my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will awesomacious: Internet friends being wholesome

awesomacious: Internet friends being wholesome

Beautiful, Peta, and Birds: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny Remember how last week PETA posted a tweet asking people to stop using the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" and then all the vegans, vegetarians and meat eaters joined forces and told them to shut the hell up. That was truly one of the most beautiful moments of 2018 United we stand

United we stand

Beautiful, Memes, and Shit: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny Remember how last week PETA posted a tweet asking people to stop using the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" and then all the vegans, vegetarians and meat eaters joined forces and told them to shut the hell up. That was truly one of the most beautiful moments of 2018 We can do amazing shit together 😂😂 fuck peta.

We can do amazing shit together 😂😂 fuck peta.

Beautiful, Memes, and Peta: sZach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny Remember how last week PETA posted a tweet asking people to stop using the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" and then all the vegans, vegetarians and meat eaters joined forces and told them to shut the hell up. That was truly one of the most beautiful moments of 2018 12/12/18, 1:19 PM They are our allies now via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RZ37rW

They are our allies now via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2RZ37rW

Beautiful, Dank, and Peta: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny Remember how last week PETA posted a tweet asking people to stop using the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" and then all the vegans, vegetarians and meat eaters joined forces and told them to shut the hell up. That was truly one of the most beautiful moments of 2018 12/12/18, 1:19 PM

Ex's, Memes, and 🤖: All My ex's told me"YoU nOt GolnG nOwHeRe" and look at me now .. GONE

Family, Love, and Memes: This is still my favourite ever family photo. My mum did the "O. We told her we were going to write "Love" What a lovely family via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EA9j6y

What a lovely family via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2EA9j6y

Memes, Twitter, and Jeff Goldblum: Abby Govindan @abbygov Once l told a man he looked like Jeff Goldblum & he was like "who's that?" So i pulled up a pic &he said "oh my what a compliment he's very handsome." Then as he Was walking away, my friend walked up to me & was like "l'm pretty sure the guy you were talking to is Jeff Goldblum i would die if i met Jeff Goldblum honestly 😱 wbu @scottishpatterr ?? (@abbygov on Twitter)

i would die if i met Jeff Goldblum honestly 😱 wbu @scottishpatterr ?? (@abbygov on Twitter)

Goals, Tumblr, and Blog: Jayhawk Gjessecaaa24 Follow ) v Our principal told these two boys that their jeans was nice so they went back to the mall and got him a pair too... awesomacious: Goals with the principal

awesomacious: Goals with the principal

Memes, Omg, and Savage: Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Fuckboy, Classical Art, and Boy: You vs the boy she told you not to worry about But babe he a fuckboy

But babe he a fuckboy

Anaconda, Drinking, and McDonalds: You told us that you didn't like disposable plastic drinking straws. We listened. From 2019, all our straws will be made from 100% garlic bread. McDonalds GARLICBREADME

Funny, Own, and Laughing: me laughing at my own joke that I told 15 minutes ago 😩

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Confused, Sex, and Shit: fructose mama @HellolmSammi Once l told me ex to slap my face during sex and he said he didn't wanna hurt me, but then cheated on me so l'm confused Felt this shit

Felt this shit

Chinese Food, Food, and Memes: when the Chinese food is undercooked GE FOOD Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Home, Boy, and Him: clare @clur19 When l was 14, a boy told me l had the body shape/type of a gingerbread man, and last night he tried to get me to go home with him as if I do not remember what he said to me 7 years ago.

Ass, Cars, and Fat Ass: Fat Ass Kelly Price @yayraahosi My brother told me he was tired of seeing me drive old cars so he bought me a new one!!!! So thankful a real nigga bday @ReggieBoomin My siblings don't even bring me toilet paper when I need it

Lol, Girl, and Relatable: macee mygrant @maceejane A random girl at the bar came up to me and told me this guy wanted my number. I asked her what guy and she pointed to my boyfriend. Lol he's ridiculous wholesome!!

wholesome!!

Hood, She, and Funeral: When she walk into your funeral with the nigga she told you not to worry about Hold up..😤🤣

Hold up..😤🤣

Donald Trump, Memes, and News: "You'll never convince me that the president's demand for $5 billion to secure our border, including a wall is unreasonable." Senator Lindsey Graham FOX NEWS AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite chan neI Senator Lindsey Graham told @marthamaccallum Tuesday on “The Story” that President Donald Trump needs to "dig in" on demanding financing for the border wall.

Senator Lindsey Graham told @marthamaccallum Tuesday on “The Story” that President Donald Trump needs to "dig in" on demanding financing for...

Ass, Beautiful, and Cute: love is so freaking beautiful, the way he looks@her is so cute;( this video just told me to shut my single ass up 😭

Fucking, Memes, and 🤖: When she walk into your funeral with the nigga she told you not to worry about Rise from the dead and throw these fucking hands!!

Rise from the dead and throw these fucking hands!!

Dank, Penis, and 🤖: MY PENIS TOLD ME IT WAS DONE PEEING PUTTING IT BACKIN MY PANTS DETERMINED THAT WASA LIE aury

Summer, American, and Relatable: summer bedard @summerbedaro all american rejects: and truth be told i miss you me: *> all american rejects: and truth be told i'm LYIN! me: you KNOW you have to play this song asap (via: @summerbreezebedard)

you KNOW you have to play this song asap (via: @summerbreezebedard)

Memes, 🤖, and She: When she walk into your funeral with the nigga she told you not to worry about * Rises from the dead like Lazareth *

* Rises from the dead like Lazareth *

Comfortable, Crush, and Porn Hub: Porn hub 0 Yesterda I just told my crush I liked her I think she likes me too and She hasnt read the message yet an Im waiting and Im so anxious I dont know what to do I dont want to smoke I dont want to masturbate and I dont want to sleep. This was the only platform I felt comfortable publicly speaking on 138Reply Pornhub is gold

Pornhub is gold

Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: Told Zyrdaughter to put her bike away out to this.. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: She Parks Better Than Half The People On Earth

epicjohndoe: She Parks Better Than Half The People On Earth

Comfortable, Crush, and Porn Hub: Porn hub 0 Yesterda I just told my crush I liked her I think she likes me too and She hasnt read the message yet an Im waiting and Im so anxious I dont know what to do I dont want to smoke I dont want to masturbate and I dont want to sleep. This was the only platform I felt comfortable publicly speaking on 138Reply Pornhub is gold via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PxxDHl

Pornhub is gold via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PxxDHl

Memes, Omg, and Savage: PAIN IN THE PICTURE. Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Children, Life, and Memes: Lexi Burrow @lexiburrow A coworker today told me that if you raise your children you can spoil your grandkids, but if you spoil your children you'll have to raise your grandkids. I think she found the secret to life because everything makes sense now. 8:01 pm 19 Jul 18 54.2K Retweets 148K Likes DV6

DV6

Memes, Nudes, and Shoes: ancelina @AncelinaLam My cousins ex leaked her nudes sol told her to sue him for "non consensual-porn" and "defamation of character." Now she's $10,000 richer and even got her photos back. Ladies we no longer slashing tires and messing up his shoes. We taking they asses to court and getting paid

Anaconda, Memes, and Obama: David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt After we published a list of Trump's lies this summer, some of his supporters asked us to compare Trump to other presidents. We've done so and just published the results: nytimes.com/ Trumps Lies vs. Obamas Trump: 103 lies 100 80 In his first 10 months, Trump told nearly six times as many falsehoods as Obama did during his entire presidency 60 40 Obama: 18 20 0 1 YEAR YEARS 3YEARS4 4 YEARS 5 YEARS 6 YEARS 7 YEARS TIME SINCE INAUGURATION

College, Memes, and Today: my sister left to go back to college today and my dog really told her no when she asked if he was going to miss her I can’t believe he said that 😂 Credit: @martineianniello

Anaconda, Dad, and Moms: Lizzy @Lizzytrizzy My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom's purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her "here's $100 go to the mall" LMFAOOOO YEOOO??

Family, Fire, and Love: US news Dog found guarding home weeks after it was destroyed by fire Yesterday 788 Likes Madison the Anatolian shepherd is breaking hearts around the world after he was found guarding his family home weeks after it was ravaged by California's Camp wildfire. When Madison's owner, Andrea Gaylord, found the dog patiently waiting she told him, 'you are the best dog. The best." Photo via@SFGate The Washington Post @was... [ up After the deadly Camp Fire, a dog wan his owners' return Thev've finally been Dog = unconditional love

Dog = unconditional love

Family, Fire, and Love: US news Dog found guarding home weeks after it was destroyed by fire Yesterday 788 Likes Madison the Anatolian shepherd is breaking hearts around the world after he was found guarding his family home weeks after it was ravaged by California's Camp wildfire. When Madison's owner, Andrea Gaylord, found the dog patiently waiting she told him, 'you are the best dog. The best." Photo via@SFGate The Washington Post @was... [ up After the deadly Camp Fire, a dog wan his owners' return Thev've finally been Dog = unconditional love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Eo23uh

Dog = unconditional love via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Eo23uh

Complex, Dad, and Memes: thekeekster Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said "okay. I like your sweater. Bye." And then ran back to his parents. He said to his Dad "I didn't hug her because she said no, but l told her I liked her sweater!"" And his dad said "Cool buddy!" And they went on with their shopping trip. If a small child understands the 'complex concept of consent, and the meaning of the word 'no, then so should everyone else.

Christmas, Love, and Memes: Sarah Conlon @sarahconlon3 Nurses and doctors told not to call patients 'love' or 'dear, Radio stations banning a Christmas song because it's 'inappropriate, vegans offended by sayings like 'bringing home the bacon. Can we just put on our big BOY pants and stop being so soft, or am l offending someone.

You, Times, and Like: I'm gonna be honest, I feel like you don't like me.. ive told u multiple times that i dont. Delivered

Apparently, School, and Teacher: 10:03 Apparently this is a school in Clondalkin, teacher told the kids to come in as Elves and the one kid heard Elvis 10:03 Happens to the best of us kiddo 10:03 Happens to the best of us via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QFQbcZ

Happens to the best of us via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QFQbcZ

Being Alone, Baseball, and Cute: 6 at 10:22 PM- About 3 years ago I answered my phone and there was an elderly lady who said hello is this Johnny. I told her no it's not Johnny you must have the wrong number. She then proceeds to read my phone number back to me and I told her that the number she was calling could not be correct because it was my number. She then said she was sorry and hung up. She called again right after that. I told her no it's still me. She then would call me about once a week and I would have to tell her that she had the wrong number One time she called and I asked her how she was doing, she told me about her day, the noisy neighbors, her favorite TV show that she watched this afternoon and whatever else she wanted to tell me. She then asked me how my day was and I told her. She asked me how the kids were doing and I told talking to Johnny. I never told her I was Johnny but I never told her I wasn't. She would call about once every two weeks and the conversations usually went the same. When she asked about the kids I would tell her about mine She would talk about the last time she had seen them they were just little boys playing baseball in their cute uniforms. When I told her they were all grown up now she would remark that they grow up so fast. About six months ago I stopped getting phone calls. To be honest I really didn't think about it until I heard a commercial on the radio that sounded a lot like her. Then wondered what had happened to her. Well tonight when I got home from my men's meeting my phone rang and it was her. She told me that she had been ill and was in the hospital but she was much better now and home. She told me that they did not want her to come back home but she told them I've lived alone for 44 years I live alone just fine for the rest of my years. She then told me about her day about the noisy neighbors and about her TV show. She then told me she had to go because it was her bedtime, but we will talk again soon. Well curiosity got the better of me andI decided to do a reverse look up to see if I could find anything out about my mystery lady. Well I found her, she lives in the city& is 108 years old. I also found out her name for the first time because I never asked. Her first name swhich coincidentally was my grandmother's name. Her Johnny passed away about 23 years ago. I got this phone number about 21 years ago. So she very well may have had that correct number. It may have just been reassigned to me. I am looking forward to my next phone call from my friend Saw this post on my uncles facebook, made my day. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QEBAi0

Saw this post on my uncles facebook, made my day. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QEBAi0

Advice, Love, and Memes: My daddy told me: "here's my advice on how to maintain a healthy relationship: be slow to anger, fast to forgive, think before you speak, never let the sun set without settling an argument, and above all, never go to bed without saying I love you." That hit hard. https://t.co/iGyMoQ78HF

https://t.co/iGyMoQ78HF

Memes, Attitude, and 🤖: She really told her to get out So much attitude Credit: @emma_doll_lee

Apparently, School, and Teacher: 10:03 Apparently this is a school in Clondalkin, teacher told the kids to come in as Elves and the one kid heard Elvis 10:03 Happens to the best of us kiddo 10:03 Happens to the best of us

Happens to the best of us

Dank, Life, and Phone: savannah @savtwopointoh i told my boyfriend his phone case was heavy and he replies "you're heavy" i shit you not i've never heard an apology come out of someone's mouth quicker in my LIFE

Confused, Memes, and Trump: Mark Young @MarkYoungTruth I'm so confused. One minute I am told that Trump supporters are uneducated, low income, inbred hillbillies, and the next minute I'm told Trump supporters are born into wealth and privilege by virtue of being white. can you liberals just pick one? 9:41 PM 28 Nov 2018

Memes, Omg, and Savage: Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Omg my mom told me to delete my insta cuz I followed @thesavagehub they are the most savage-offensive page ever 🔞🔌😱

Lol, Girl, and Boyfriend: macee mygrant @maceejane A random girl at the bar came up to me and told me this guy wanted my number. I asked her what guy and she pointed to my boyfriend. Lol he's ridiculous

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