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Advice, Animals, and Arthur: ATANISM represents kindness to those who de serve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and com pletely chose who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy! Love is one of the moet nt <p><a href="http://deathmagicandnature.tumblr.com/post/167702384958/ifreakinglovemarshmallows" class="tumblr_blog">deathmagicandnature</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ifreakinglovemarshmallows.tumblr.com/post/165573658093/the-vampire-inside-me-ficcyshit" class="tumblr_blog">ifreakinglovemarshmallows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-vampire-inside-me.tumblr.com/post/164761422189/ficcyshit-imaginetheavengers" class="tumblr_blog">the-vampire-inside-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ficcyshit.tumblr.com/post/163212711316/imaginetheavengers-1w1wbigher06fan" class="tumblr_blog">ficcyshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imaginetheavengers.tumblr.com/post/109582872609">imaginetheavengers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1w1wbigher06fan.tumblr.com/post/109211281827">1w1wbigher06fan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mistresserycinae.tumblr.com/post/101519102954">mistresserycinae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ciceroll.tumblr.com/post/101515708153">ciceroll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paradiseofthemindd.tumblr.com/post/101307733074">paradiseofthemindd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lekswinterisdyslexic.tumblr.com/post/48733399446">lekswinterisdyslexic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danplasmius.tumblr.com/post/39071312622">danplasmius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gender-ikari.tumblr.com/post/39053629365">gender-ikari</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harpyholidays.tumblr.com/post/39053452574">harpyholidays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bookerdewitt.tumblr.com/post/38938589872">bookerdewitt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://antique-arthur.tumblr.com/post/38571585496">antique-arthur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fact-rat.tumblr.com/post/38564399586">the-fact-rat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc</p> </blockquote> <p>hail satan</p> </blockquote> <p>satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent </p> </blockquote> <p>satan seems like a pretty nice guy</p> </blockquote> <p>This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins</p> <p>1. Stupidity</p> <p>2. Pretentiousness</p> <p>3. Solipsism</p> <p>4. Self-deceit</p> <p>5. Herd conformity</p> <p>6. Lack of perspective</p> <p>7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies</p> <p>8. Counterproductive pride</p> <p>9. Lack of aesthetics</p> <p>That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.</p> </blockquote> <p>*converts to Satanism*</p> </blockquote> <p>it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…</p> <p>1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked</p> <p>2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them</p> <p>3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there</p> <p>4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy</p> <p>5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal</p> <p>6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved</p> <p>7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.</p> <p>8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.</p> <p>9: Do not harm young children.</p> <p>10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.</p> <p>11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.</p> </blockquote> <p>Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’</p> </blockquote> <div> I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does! </div> </blockquote> <p>I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:</p> <p>Satanists <i><b>DO NOT worship Satan</b></i>. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. <b>Satanists are opposed to everything religious</b>, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, <i>they do not believe in Satan either</i>. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.</p> </blockquote> <p>wow it’s kinda like perking your head outside a window they always told you would be dangerous, and instead… you find only another view, interesting<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve known about this for a while and I’m so glad someone finally mentioned it hahaha</p> </blockquote> <ul><li>Reblogging to add that this is one small segment (who are actually atheists/humanists but who am I to judge what someone calls themselves) of an extremely diverse group, the majority of which (in my experience) do worship Satan in one form or another. Please don’t lump us all together or throw theistics under the bus to make yourselves seem more acceptable.</li></ul></blockquote>

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Children, Christmas, and Cookies: "In our family, we have a special way of transitioning the kids from receiving from Santa, to becoming a Santa. This way, the Santa construct is not a lie that gets discovered, but an unfolding series of good deeds and Christmas spirit When they are 6 or 7, whenever you see that dawning suspicion that Santa may not be a material being, that means the child is ready | take them out "for coffee" at the local wherever. We get a booth, order our drinks, and the following pronouncement is made "You sure have arown an awful lot this year. Not only are you taller, but l can see that your heart has grown, too. [ Point out 2-3 examples of empathetic behavior, consideration of people's feelings, good deeds etc, the kıd has done in the past year]. In fact, your heart has grown so much that I think you are ready to become a Santa Claus You probably have noticed that most of the Santas you see are people dressed up ike him. Some of vour friends miaht have even told you that there is no Santa. A lot of children think that, because they arent ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE Tell me the best things about Santa. What does Santa get for all of his trouble? [lead the kid from cookies to the good feeling of having done something for someone else]. Well, now YOU are ready to do your first job as a Santa!" Make sure you maintain the proper conspiratorial tone We then have the child choose someone they know-a neighbor, usually. Ihe child'S mission is to secretly, deviously, find out something that the person needs, and then provide it, wrap it, deliver it-and never reveal to the target where it came from. Being a Santa isn't about getting credit, you see. It's unselfish giving My oldest chose the "witch lady" on the corner. She really Was horrible--had a fence around the house and would never let the kids go in and get a stray ball or Frisbee. Shed yell at them to play quieter, etc--a real pill. He noticed when we drove to school that she came out every morning to get her paper in bare feet, so he decided she needed slippers. So then he had to go spy and decide how big her feet were. He hid in the bushes one Saturday, and decided she was a medium. We went to Kmart and bought warm slippers. He wrapped them up, and tagged it "merry Christmas from Santa. After dinner one evening, he slipped down to her house, and slid the package under her driveway gate. The next morning, we watched her waddle out to get the paper, pick up the present, and go inside. My son was all excited, and couldn't wait to see what would happen next. The next morning, as we drove off, there she was, out getting her paper--wearing the slippers. He was ecstatic. I had to remind him that NO ONE could ever know what he did, or he wouldn't be a Santa Over the years, he chose a good number of targets, always coming up with a unique present just for them. One year, he polished up his bike, put a new seat on it, and gave it to one of our friend's daughters. These people were and are very poor. We did ask the dad if it was ok The look on her face, when she saw the bike on the patio with a big bow on it, was almost as good as the look on my son's face When it came time for Son #2 to join the ranks, my oldest came along, and helpeo with the induction speech. They are both excellent gifters, by the way, and never felt that they had been lied to-because they were let in on the Secret of Beinga Santa <p><a href="http://cunningcelt.tumblr.com/post/154582029645/hilarious-nefarious-source" class="tumblr_blog">cunningcelt</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://hilarious-nefarious.tumblr.com/post/154579127965/source" class="tumblr_blog">hilarious-nefarious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/qHrK6">Source</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>This is bloody genius</p> </blockquote> <p>Love this. I’ve often thought about how to incorporate the magic of “Santa” with the real lessons in generosity as inspired by St. Nicholas.</p>

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Big Sean, Head, and Memes: Naya Rivera Arrested and Charged Witlh Domestic Battery For Putting Hands On Her Husband; Ex-Big Sean Responds: "l Told Y'all" @balleralert Naya Rivera Arrested and Charged With Domestic Battery For Putting Hands On Her Husband; Ex-Big Sean Responds: “I Told Y'all” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, actress NayaRivera was arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery after putting hands on her husband, Ryan Dorsey in West Virginia. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to PEOPLE, the incident occurred a little before 9:30 p.m. Officials were called to the couple’s home in response to a domestic dispute. Upon arrival, Rivera’s husband told police that his wife had hit him in the head and the bottom lip while the two were taking their 2-year-old for a walk. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Dorsey reportedly recorded the incident and handed the footage over to police just before the former “Glee” star was taken into custody to be arraigned. Rivera’s father-in-law picked her up from the courthouse after she was released on a $1,000 PR bond. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After the news broke of Rivera’s arrest, Big Sean took to Twitter to throw shade at his ex-fiancé. If you recall, Rivera tied the knot with Dorsey just three months after she and Sean called off their engagement, sparking rumors of undercover infidelity. However, Sean quickly got over the breakup with the hit song, “IDFWU.” But, when news broke of Rivera’s violence, he took to Twitter to tell his fans, “I told you so,” using a video of a lil boosie’s daughter, yelling, “I told y’all n*ggas.”

Naya Rivera Arrested and Charged With Domestic Battery For Putting Hands On Her Husband; Ex-Big Sean Responds: “I Told Y'all” – blogged by @...

Advice, Baller Alert, and Bones: Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? @balleralert Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re going through a tough time-whether its with your relationship, your career, or just life, Baller Alert is here to give you some advice. While it can be hard to talk to family and friends out of fear of being judged, we are to here to be that listening ear. If you want to remain anonymous or don’t mind putting your business on front street, we will always give you the real deal and tell you what you need to know. If you would like some ballerific advice, email your questions to Peachkyss@balleralert.com. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Baller Mail....Message! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I need help. I decided to dress sexy for my husband to spice up the relationship. Rather than him appreciating the effort or complimenting me, he just laughed. Now, I feel embarrassed, hurt, and unappreciated. What should I do? Please Help!!!!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, girrrrlllll! We told you that here at Baller Alert that we are going to be honest without sugarcoating the obvious. As quiet as it's kept, he may be cheating. A husband shouldn’t be laughing in the first place of his wife's initiative to dressing sexy, whether it is for the bedroom or a night out. He should be jumping your bones. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My initial response to the laughter would be to ask him what the f*ck is so damn funny and then curse his a$$ out. Take it as a sign that he doesn't appreciate you. The first thing that you need to do is work on yourself and become comfortable with who you are. It seems that you are not confident with your body because the laugh shouldn't have bothered you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If your spouse can't appreciate your efforts in spicing things up, then you need to express how you feel with confidence. Let him know how that sh*t affected you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Remember, there is always someone out there that will appreciate every effort you put in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What advice would you give our reader?

Baller Mail: Ladies, What Would You Do If Your Man Laughed At Your Attempt To Be Sexy? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you’re goin...