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Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I don鈥檛 even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! 馃槀 I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me 馃...5 footers really be going the hardest! 馃悰 Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! 馃槀) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies don鈥檛 shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I don鈥檛 blame y鈥檃ll! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! 鈥淪mash I鈥檓 not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I can鈥檛 bring a man into my house who reach to my son鈥檚 chest鈥 BB 馃憦 GIRL 馃憦 DO 馃憦 WHAT 馃憦 U 馃憦 FEEL 馃憦. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think it鈥檚 your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. 鈥淏ut smash, I鈥檓 5-11 which is really a lie I鈥檓 actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say I鈥檓 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam I鈥檓 gon look like her handsome middle school son.鈥 Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! 馃彁 Maybe that鈥檚 what you been missing all your life. 鈥渟mash you really Wilding today.鈥 INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀 (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
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Tumblr, Tom Cruise, and Blog: fakehistory: Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible, 1996

fakehistory: Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible, 1996

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