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relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good : relyonloveonceinawhile: whoopsrobots: equilateralwaffle: kotsuso: sophygurl: blindly-nostalgic: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: itseasytoremember: every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them. Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes. Update: I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF Update: After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow! You are the future As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks. Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins? ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit vive la resistance Chaotic Good
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Good group of people.: These random boys added me to a group chat for people named Gar- rett and I get to stay bc they're be- ing very kind and it's probably the best thing that's happened all day Lmao tru shit Idk if I count because my last Garett and garret just look name is Garrett weird G Money 41 PM Also it seems I'm the only girl 7:46 PM Two R's and two T's is a lifestyle Garrett's what's the verdict? Garrett Pittman 742 G Money 746 PM For real Garrett your choice But other people always be spelling it wrong garrett 747 PM It's up to you Garrett G Money 7.42 PM G Money 748 PM Start a message We'll allow it. Since it's two r's and two t's 18:11 · 18 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Retweets 211K Likes Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 17h v Replying to @dancingofpens update: we've shared birthdays and favorite music and are bonding, it's great 27 90 12.9K 9. Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 17h v THEY'RE SHARING PET PICTURES!!!!!?????????????? I'M CRYING THIS IS SO MUCH FOR MY HEART 27 93 10 13K Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h The other Garretts are currently consoling and encouraging one Garrett who is nervous about finals tomorrow 27 152 13.7K 17 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens · 16h Now giving tips for memorizing the amendments for an A.P. Gov test – I need to sleep but don't want to lol O 8,346 27 39 Camryn Garrett @dancingofpens 15h Now talking about religions and beliefs in God or lack of thereof and why we still believe or do not 27 43 7,996 33 Good group of people.
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