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Bad, Butthurt, and Children: jini maxwell @astroblob 22h a lesbian couple i know just had a son redecorated accordingly Nailed it ALLOWED ALLO WED <p><a href="http://littlemisscancer.tumblr.com/post/175265567650/mogai-watch-the-boy-with-the-lolipops" class="tumblr_blog">littlemisscancer</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://mogai-watch.tumblr.com/post/175261435951/the-boy-with-the-lolipops-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">mogai-watch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-boy-with-the-lolipops.tumblr.com/post/175176982662/lastsonlost-knightoflodis-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">the-boy-with-the-lolipops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174827892597/knightoflodis-lastsonlost-cynfinnegan" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://knightoflodis.tumblr.com/post/174827552187/lastsonlost-cynfinnegan-noelleian" class="tumblr_blog">knightoflodis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174823615357/cynfinnegan-noelleian-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cynfinnegan.tumblr.com/post/174823494969/noelleian-lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">cynfinnegan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://noelleian.tumblr.com/post/174822914637/lastsonlost-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">noelleian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822642792/lastsonlost-ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/174822419117/ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch-princessmalice" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch.tumblr.com/post/174777947695/princessmalice-loismacgiver" class="tumblr_blog">ifyouaintdutch-youaintmuch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://princessmalice.tumblr.com/post/174421718474/loismacgiver-disgruntledseagull" class="tumblr_blog">princessmalice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://loismacgiver.tumblr.com/post/174417882509/disgruntledseagull-the-itchy-bitchy-spider" class="tumblr_blog">loismacgiver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://disgruntledseagull.tumblr.com/post/174352083545/the-itchy-bitchy-spider-how-would-you-imagine" class="tumblr_blog">disgruntledseagull</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-itchy-bitchy-spider.tumblr.com/post/174296991928" class="tumblr_blog">the-itchy-bitchy-spider</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="301" data-orig-width="680"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9c4f465079c5b42a7100f8567644261e/tumblr_inline_p9dohqaBtG1s9e9ut_540.png" data-orig-height="301" data-orig-width="680"/></figure></blockquote> <p>How would you imagine the one boy would feel, as time went by, and it became clearer and clearer that one boy allowed was not so much a joke as a policy? <br/></p> <p>I’ll just say it outright.</p> <p> People who live their lives according to ideologies or doctrines that see men as inferior or unwanted are unfit parents for boys(at least).</p> <p>Anyone who has legitimate leanings in that direction should strongly consider not raising sons at all, but giving them away to a circus or a monastery or anywhere else that they will be treated like an equal instead.<br/></p> </blockquote> <h2><b>yall heard of jokes</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>“giving them away to a circus or monastery”</p> <p>is disgruntledseagull aware that it is not the year 1870 and it is especially not the year 870<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy, this butthurt comment really made me crack up. 😂</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f9117c365cd2babfe23aa74b4fb9a02/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdDrWB1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="594" data-orig-width="1358"/></figure><p>And this is why I feel bad for that child. You cannot build love on a foundation of hatred. I get that kid 3 years before something horrible happens.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1423" data-orig-width="1416"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b89788ad350614398566572437adf0d6/tumblr_inline_pa7vmd7d831sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1423" data-orig-width="1416"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1287" data-orig-width="1431"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c73e72f7266adf709d6423d16a89682a/tumblr_inline_pa7vmdW1GQ1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1287" data-orig-width="1431"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1536" data-orig-width="1393"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61f554eef8a366fe7c76290f182d0cc9/tumblr_inline_pa7vmcKO331sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1536" data-orig-width="1393"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Although I thought I made myself pretty clear I’m going to ask that those who don’t understand to perform a little social experiment. Ask a black person how do they feel when they’re told they’re one of the “ GOOD ONES.” Ask him how did he feel about the idea that you may hate their entire group but they’re the one exception.</p> <h2>Now try being that <b>ONE GOOD BOY while the rest of his gender is despised.</b> </h2> <p>I sincerely fear his parents are going to try to fix him as if he is a broken woman.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p><i> As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy </i><br/></p></blockquote> <h2>Y I K E S™</h2> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> <i>As a man hating lesbian, who is raising a boy <br/></i></p></blockquote> <p> I can imagine this poor boy is gonna be ten tons of fucked up in the head as he gets older.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I keep seeing the whole “getting older part” of wishful thinking. Somehow I don’t see him living long enough to grow into the thing they hate. Although that would imply that they don’t already hate them.</p> </blockquote> <p>Honestly, I see the joke in the original post. And it is a joke, as long as it was done in a tongue-in-cheek fashion where the original decorations are clearly a joke and a play on the classic “no boys/girls allowed” signs that we see children put up in media. Basically not something to be taken seriously. And that “man hating lesbian” part could also be a joke in a similar fashion, but I find that to be a harder sell because I have seen more bite and actually hatred behind that kind of label. </p> <p>I just hope the original couple is good natured and not actually prejudiced. </p> </blockquote> <p>One can only hope.</p> </blockquote> <p>‘As a man hating lesbian who is raising a boy’ </p> <p>Someone call the police and put that child in a safe place where is not with those two. </p> </blockquote> <p>Jesus god</p> </blockquote> <p style="">this thread is a trainwreck that i cannot keep my eyes off of.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Giving them away to a circus or monastery“ </p><p>???</p><p>“Sorry son but your mom and your other mom can’t bear to have penis in the house, so you’re off to live with the Carny folk“</p>
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Sorry, Tumblr, and Beauty and the Beast: March 31 at 7:22pm Rare Black Diamond Edition Disney's Beauty And The Beast VHS In Original Clamshell $1,500WTF is this asking 9 Vermillion, SD price????? This is an original copy of Beauty and the Beast, and it is one of the rare Black Diamond Editions. It is in used condition and the clamshell has seen better days, but it is one of the rare Black Diamond Editions Beauty the Beast +2 Message Seller LikeComment Would you accept $2.00? Like Reply 1 19 mins I know that my asking price is high, butl will need a little more then $2 to part with it. I am willing to negotiate a lower price than $1,500 Like Reply 9 mins Edited oes that also mean you won't accept $1.50 for it? Like Reply 1 10 mins Like Reply 1 10 mins Like Reply 10 mins Like Reply 4 mins See... You get the idea. Now, just go highe.r...a lot higher I have some of my favorite beanie babies that you might be interested in Like Reply 1 3 mins Maybe throw in a few pogs and we've got ourselves a deal! Unlike Reply 2 2 mins Beanie babies and pogs. How 1993 of you Like Reply 1 min Sorry man, I was being tongue-in-cheek. These VHS tapes aren't worth muclh Like Reply Just now To the right people they are Like Reply Just now Write a reply... <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/159295526558/man-tries-selling-used-vhs-tape-for-1500-on-local" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Man tries selling used VHS tape for $1500 on local online rummage site.</p></blockquote>

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: naz @killharrystyles there is no heterosexual explanation for this 1/7/17, 12:52 AM 8,008 RETWEETS 13.3K LIKES <p><a href="http://maidenmercury.tumblr.com/post/155707191755/equestrianrepublican-educatingtheotherkin" class="tumblr_blog">maidenmercury</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/155706483104/educatingtheotherkin-theres-no-bed-just-a" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/155706317171/educatingtheotherkin-theres-no-bed-just-a-plush" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://educatingtheotherkin.tumblr.com/post/155705191805/theres-no-bed-just-a-plush-trixie-shrine" class="tumblr_blog">educatingtheotherkin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There’s no bed… just a plush Trixie shrine…</p></blockquote> <p>What if she has a non-sexual obsession with Trixie, much like a cult follower?</p></blockquote> <p>If this is indeed a gay explanation, it would imply that all gays are obsessive freaks.</p></blockquote> <p>Why would it imply that all gays are obsessive freaks?</p></blockquote> <p>Because the OP claims there&rsquo;s no heterosexual explanation the image, the implication being that she is gay, and if she&rsquo;s gay the implication in the OP is that gay people tend to plaster the walls with their crushes in an obsessive manner. I was just being tongue-in-cheek though.</p>

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Alive, Bad, and Bones: Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No. 89067 ees 9081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it As is the na of a fucking weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion >Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table Roll to banish another fail each of ske ummon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer on Sorce >Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad m gonna need some help an inn across the way necromancer runs for help. DM runs the calculations n the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced There are now over 16000 skeletons and they e continuing to multiply exponentia oh god >"Tha...That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC! DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM- According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, the s no limit FUCK! >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys et's get out of here DM's narration is perfect As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Edhyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones n the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow >Mackleroy, merchant character in the party is livd. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland a matter of 6 or 7 turns Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" DM "No, Not until we finish the story. Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members a actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "ma yhaps we can draw them into the void captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head n our wa >DM narrates further "In the distance wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People a screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat a sea of skeletons The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP NO MORE! nothing >DM ervenes "There a countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one mi on with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that the combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The gene on of gravity from the skeletons' ever ncreasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead... or a skeleton. This starts chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star A s born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride Are you ready for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride?
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