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The virgin agriculturalist vs the chad pastorialist: The Virgin Agricultralist THE CHAD PASTORALIST Teaches his superior technology and culture to Finno-Ugrics and Altaics out of genuine good will - he has nothing to fear Is the supreme cuckold - killed or enslaved by foreign invaders and his women taken for breeding Also gives away shitty frozen wastelands to said Finno-Ugrics and Altaics to give them a sense of accomplishment, while retaining the best lands for himself and his kin Warm eyes that are too friendly and welcoming Cold eyes that strike fear into swarthy manlets Ideal high calorie diet consisting purely of meat and dairy - carries food around with him for protein boosts during battle Matriarchal society, too weak and feminised to run society like a man Paternal line is extincted as a result, Patriarchal society, is the maker of his own destiny the same can be said for most of his farming brethren Basically a baby in adult form, literally worships an "Earth Mother" Worships the Sky Father who brings him victory in battle Formed the ruling class of literally every ancient civilisation Poor posture from planting crops Pathetically small jaw caused, by a grain-based diet Conquered peoples see him as a god due to his fair skin Weak body in general due to a poor and limited agricultural diet *MER! Kills or enslaves foreigners and takes their women for breeding Powerful, masculine jaw retained through a Dark skin darkened further by spending all day tending to the field Copies bronze metallugry from the farmers, but utilises it effectively by revolutionising military technology and combat meat-based diet Turned the entirety of the Caucasus Mountains into his personal cumdump Buried in a communal grave where he becomes indistinguishable from his compatriots - probably isn't buried with any grave goods either Poorly made, drab clothing - this is the extent of his personal belongings Strong body conditioned to the harsh nature of the steppe Paternal line is dominant over half of Eurasia and the New World, a sign of his virility and power First to develop Bronze, but decides to make foil instead of anything useful Unironically thinks that Pacifistic Proto-Communism is a good idea with hordes of marauding warlike steppe nomads sitting on the border Well crafted and unique clothing emphasises his status and individuality Buried in an individual grave with a burial mound and a wealth of grave goods - he and his achievements will be remembered forever First to develop writing too, but no one remembers him for it Insists that True Gynocentrism has never been tried Understands the importance of hierarchy and private property rights Has his own horse and chariot for fast His greatest achievement is beating primitive hunter-gatherers Is tied to the land so can't leave his home village, not that he would get very far anyway since he doesn't own a horse travel and military domination His greatest achievement is spreading his culture, language and genes over most of Eurasia and his descendants will continue the Spending so much time around horses has caused him to develop a horsecock for himself process by spreading them to the New World The virgin agriculturalist vs the chad pastorialist
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