25+ Best Tortoise Memes | Are Memes, the Memes

Best Friend, Bones, and Deer: 3- 9 monthly glow up Baby hippo was separated from his family by a tsunami. This 103 year old tortoise became his best friend l ia after she got a free bag of dog food for donating blood! DULT Try and tell me this shark biting an engine isn't the cutest thing ever. Look at that smile! I was hit by a deer riding my motorcycle home As I was checking for broken bones I heard meowing from a nearby bush. Meet 6pack! Animal snaps

Animal snaps

Memes, Bible, and 🤖: LAD BIBLE Just a tortoise eating his first ever watermelon 🐢🍉 @sierra_the_sulcata

Just a tortoise eating his first ever watermelon 🐢🍉 @sierra_the_sulcata

Cute, Memes, and Today: I hope you were looking for 2 baby tortoise wearing raspberries today Something cute to start your day 😍

Something cute to start your day 😍

Blackpeopletwitter, New York, and New York Post: @jesuisjoy_xo let me restart my phone & read this again New York Post @nypost Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina nyp.st/2DeppCW 21/09/2018, 8:00 pm Award-Winning Journalism (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Award-Winning Journalism (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Formation, Roman, and Tortoise: won't Me: I promise I form a perfect 16 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER

Steve Irwin, Weird, and Old: Charles Darwin brought a 5-year-old Tortoise named Harriet back from the Galápagos Islands that later ended up being owned by Steve Irwin. Harriet, the Tortoise, died in 2006 at the age of 176. Weird Wold Harriet the tortoise

Harriet the tortoise

Steve Irwin, Weird, and Old: Charles Darwin brought a 5-year-old Tortoise named Harriet back from the Galápagos Islands that later ended up being owned by Steve Irwin. Harriet, the Tortoise, died in 2006 at the age of 176. Weird Wold Harriet the tortoise via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ngo0j4

Harriet the tortoise via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ngo0j4

Memes, Formation, and Roman: Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 16 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER Happens more than id like to admit

Happens more than id like to admit

Big Dick, Energy, and Memes: Big dick energy Daily Mail Online@MailOnline Diego the sex-mad tortoise has single- handedly saved his species from extinction dailym.ai/2cG2SSv The hero we all want to be. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KOcEgQ

The hero we all want to be. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KOcEgQ

Formation, Roman, and Tortoise: Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 16 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER

Cute, Funny, and Trunks: Roses are red, Tree trunks are fat.. A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat f Like Gu 23 Funny & Cute Pet Pics Of The Day 5 – 8 – 2018

23 Funny & Cute Pet Pics Of The Day 5 – 8 – 2018

Formation, Roman, and Tortoise: Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 16 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER

Best Friend, Family, and Memes: This baby hippo was separated from his family by a tsunami. So this 103 year old tortoise became his best friend

Memes, Twitter, and 🤖: sophie @Scphietab My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan VOLDETORT!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂 (@scphietab on Twitter)

VOLDETORT!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂 (@scphietab on Twitter)

Cute, Girl Memes, and Tortoise: sophie @Scphietab My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan Just as cute

Just as cute

Trunks, Tree, and Fat: Benjamin Hall Follow MrBenLHall Roses are red Tree trunks are fat. A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Tweet D Share

Trunks, Tree, and Fat: Roses are red, Tree trunks are fat... A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat A Lke That’s one nice hat.

That’s one nice hat.

Trunks, Tree, and Fat: Roses are red, Tree trunks are fat... A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat A Lke That’s one nice hat. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2McGAW3">https://ift.tt/2McGAW3</a>

That’s one nice hat. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2McGAW3">https://ift.tt/2McGAW3</a>

Memes, Trunks, and Tree: Benjamin Hall @MrBenLHall Follow Roses are red, Tree trunks are fat. A 140-year-old tortoise wearing er 5-day-old son as a hat Tortoise Shell Hat. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2sleKyx">https://ift.tt/2sleKyx</a>

Tortoise Shell Hat. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2sleKyx">https://ift.tt/2sleKyx</a>

cnn.com, Fucking, and Looney Tunes: CNN @CNN CAN Follow Archaeologists working at the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, uncovered the remains of a 30-year-old man who appears to have survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed when he was struck by a large slab of stone cnn.it/2GZKWvX 01O <a href="http://thebiscuiteternal.tumblr.com/post/174400325112/i-was-once-atortoise-everything-about-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">thebiscuiteternal</a>:<blockquote> <a href="http://i-was-once-a--tortoise.tumblr.com/post/174377465364/everything-about-this-is-fucking-hilarious-im" class="tumblr_blog">i-was-once-a–tortoise</a>: <blockquote>everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.</blockquote> Did the rock have a little placard on it that said ACME? </blockquote>

<a href="http://thebiscuiteternal.tumblr.com/post/174400325112/i-was-once-atortoise-everything-about-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">thebisc...

Bae, Sandals, and Tomorrow: Bae got us matching sandals, so l got us matching pedicures RelationshipGoals courtesy of @Reef 😭 Must-have footwear + pedis this SandalSZN. 😍😏🍆 GIVEAWAY: Tag your bae-bestie and you both could win a pair of these tortoise sandals - we'll pick winners 5pm EST tomorrow! ad @reef

RelationshipGoals courtesy of @Reef 😭 Must-have footwear + pedis this SandalSZN. 😍😏🍆 GIVEAWAY: Tag your bae-bestie and you both could win a ...

Youth, Secret, and Him: ahsadler: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what's his secret Dermatologists HATE him Eternal youth via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HhHSMz">https://ift.tt/2HhHSMz</a>

Eternal youth via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HhHSMz">https://ift.tt/2HhHSMz</a>

Youth, Secret, and Him: ahsadler: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what's his secret Dermatologists HATE him Eternal youth

Eternal youth

Best Friend, Best, and Tsunami: This baby hippo got swept away by a tsunami and a 130 year old tortoise became his new best friend... An unlikely friendship via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2qKlqoV">https://ift.tt/2qKlqoV</a>

An unlikely friendship via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2qKlqoV">https://ift.tt/2qKlqoV</a>

Best Friend, Best, and Tsunami: This baby hippo got swept away by a tsunami and a 130 year old tortoise became his new best friend... An unlikely friendship

An unlikely friendship

Dank, Fucking, and Head: Hey Zuckerbe We put your head on a goddamned tortoise! On your own fucking website! tortoise! On your own fucking He can't take it down because he's at Congress.

He can't take it down because he's at Congress.

Internet, Memes, and Help: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise. SP Help 😫 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

Help 😫 Follow @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch @thepettybitch

Food, Madagascar, and Tortoise: Radiated tortoise, Madagascar: These tortoises are critically endangered due to habitat loss, being poached for food. The oldest recorded Tortoise lived to 188 years.

Radiated tortoise, Madagascar: These tortoises are critically endangered due to habitat loss, being poached for food. The oldest recorded To...

Fucking, Memes, and Time: Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy one time a guy came in to my bar and asked if the patio was pet friendly and l said yes assuming he had a dog and then he came back with a fucking tortoise 🤣Legendary

🤣Legendary

Fucking, Memes, and Time: Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy one time a guy came in to my bar and asked if the patio was pet friendly and I said yes assuming he had a dog and then he came back with a fucking tortoise Boss

Boss

Party, Tortoise, and the Party: GOING TO THE PARTY AS A TORTOISE Going to the party as a tortoise

Going to the party as a tortoise

Sex, Http, and Hero: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species Someone get this guy a medal. Not every hero wears a cape via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2HIN2ko">http://ift.tt/2HIN2ko</a>

Not every hero wears a cape via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2HIN2ko">http://ift.tt/2HIN2ko</a>

Sex, Hero, and Species: Diego The Tortoise Had So Much Sex He Saved His Entire Species Someone get this guy a medal. Not every hero wears a cape

Not every hero wears a cape

Be Like, Memes, and Thank You: Connie Tan, owner of The Live Turtle & Tortoise Museum - a museum recognised by The Guinness Book of World Record is facing a huge problem. He's been told to vacate his premises at the Chinese Gardens by 31 March 2018 for redevelopment. Despite approaching NParks, SLA and URA, he's been met with negative replies. At his wit ends, and as a final plea, he wrote in to Lee Hsien Loong And this happened... Lee Hsien Loong Dear Connie, Thank you for your post, whichI have read. Please be assured that MND and the agencies are looking into your case. LHL Like Reply 3h 256 Turtles be like: YAY GOT CHANCE LIAO!!! Let’s hope the turtles-tortoises can really be saved!!

Let’s hope the turtles-tortoises can really be saved!!

Funny, Internet, and Time: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? -This is a tortoise 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Memes, 🤖, and Tortoise: She shat on the tortoise l'm dying @donut is an absolute must follow!

@donut is an absolute must follow!

Too Much, Lost, and Http: Lost tortoise found 350yd away after six months Tallulah is recovering at a vets after crossing a busy road and enduring two falls of snow The wholesomeness is too much via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2DD0Awf">http://ift.tt/2DD0Awf</a>

The wholesomeness is too much via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2DD0Awf">http://ift.tt/2DD0Awf</a>

Too Much, Lost, and Snow: Lost tortoise found 350yd away after six months Tallulah is recovering at a vets after crossing a busy road and enduring two falls of snow The wholesomeness is too much

The wholesomeness is too much

Funny, Internet, and Lol: When the internet is down and you go outside after a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise Lol

Lol

Good, Today, and Turtle: Found this guy walking around our backyard today Did you throw it in the waterl?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim me when i try to do something good https://t.co/TBJskfs3r2

me when i try to do something good https://t.co/TBJskfs3r2

Internet, Memes, and Time: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise Do NOT follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended 😂

Do NOT follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended 😂

Time, Dank Memes, and Net: Stepping outside for the first time after Net Neutrality repeal What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise (@ship)

(@ship)

Crying, Yo, and Http: #0000 EE 17:56 ^nstagram 2 Follow FolloW FO sprinta07 Yo who did this I'm crying Little Debbie Lil Debbie Liked by magic_tortoise_ and 9 others sprinta07 crie 2 DAYS AGO SELLL!!!!SELL!!!SELL!!! Normie territory has been reached. ABORT via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2ktyfAk">http://ift.tt/2ktyfAk</a>

SELLL!!!!SELL!!!SELL!!! Normie territory has been reached. ABORT via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2ktyfAk">http://ift.tt/2ktyfAk...

Usain Bolt, Animal, and World: oheezy: awisemanoncesaidnothing Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal 378,211 notes https://t.co/iWXpQlrLhr

https://t.co/iWXpQlrLhr

Dank, Fucking, and Head: dey Zucker We put your head on a goddamned tortoise! On your own fucking website! It's still up.

It's still up.

Formation, Roman, and Rough Roman: Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 12 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER

Formation, Roman, and Tortoise: Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 12 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER

Bailey Jay, Live, and Nihilist: A Galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjov a minute of it.

Internet, Time, and Trendy: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise. @jokezar is a must follow

@jokezar is a must follow

Internet, Memes, and Butterfly: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise @x__antisocial_butterfly__x is a must follow!!

@x__antisocial_butterfly__x is a must follow!!

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