✅ 25+ Best Memes About Tortoise

Dank, Fucking, and Head: Hey Zuckerbe We put your head on a goddamned tortoise! On your own fucking website! tortoise! On your own fucking He can't take it down because he's at Congress.

He can't take it down because he's at Congress.

Food, Madagascar, and Tortoise: Radiated tortoise, Madagascar: These tortoises are critically endangered due to habitat loss, being poached for food. The oldest recorded Tortoise lived to 188 years.

Radiated tortoise, Madagascar: These tortoises are critically endangered due to habitat loss, being poached for food. The oldest recorded To...

Fucking, Memes, and Time: Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy one time a guy came in to my bar and asked if the patio was pet friendly and l said yes assuming he had a dog and then he came back with a fucking tortoise 🤣Legendary

🤣Legendary

Fucking, Memes, and Time: Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy one time a guy came in to my bar and asked if the patio was pet friendly and I said yes assuming he had a dog and then he came back with a fucking tortoise Boss

Boss

Party, Tortoise, and the Party: GOING TO THE PARTY AS A TORTOISE Going to the party as a tortoise

Going to the party as a tortoise

Be Like, Memes, and Thank You: Connie Tan, owner of The Live Turtle & Tortoise Museum - a museum recognised by The Guinness Book of World Record is facing a huge problem. He's been told to vacate his premises at the Chinese Gardens by 31 March 2018 for redevelopment. Despite approaching NParks, SLA and URA, he's been met with negative replies. At his wit ends, and as a final plea, he wrote in to Lee Hsien Loong And this happened... Lee Hsien Loong Dear Connie, Thank you for your post, whichI have read. Please be assured that MND and the agencies are looking into your case. LHL Like Reply 3h 256 Turtles be like: YAY GOT CHANCE LIAO!!! Let’s hope the turtles-tortoises can really be saved!!

Let’s hope the turtles-tortoises can really be saved!!

Funny, Internet, and Time: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? -This is a tortoise 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Memes, 🤖, and Tortoise: She shat on the tortoise l'm dying @donut is an absolute must follow!

@donut is an absolute must follow!

Funny, Internet, and Lol: When the internet is down and you go outside after a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise Lol

Lol

Good, Today, and Turtle: Found this guy walking around our backyard today Did you throw it in the waterl?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim me when i try to do something good https://t.co/TBJskfs3r2

me when i try to do something good https://t.co/TBJskfs3r2

Internet, Memes, and Time: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise Do NOT follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended 😂

Do NOT follow @drgrayfang if you're easily offended 😂

Time, Dank Memes, and Net: Stepping outside for the first time after Net Neutrality repeal What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise (@ship)

(@ship)

Usain Bolt, Animal, and World: oheezy: awisemanoncesaidnothing Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world has the fastest slowest animal 378,211 notes https://t.co/iWXpQlrLhr

https://t.co/iWXpQlrLhr

Dank, Fucking, and Head: dey Zucker We put your head on a goddamned tortoise! On your own fucking website! It's still up.

It's still up.

Formation, Roman, and Rough Roman: Me: I promise I won't form a perfect 12 Man Roman Tortoise Formation tonight 3 DRINKS LATER

Bailey Jay, Live, and Nihilist: A Galapagos tortoise can live up to 200 years and not enjov a minute of it.

Internet, Time, and Trendy: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise. @jokezar is a must follow

@jokezar is a must follow

Internet, Memes, and Butterfly: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise @x__antisocial_butterfly__x is a must follow!!

@x__antisocial_butterfly__x is a must follow!!

Grindr, Boyfriend, and Old: There's hope for all of us! EW Now EX NewNowNext @NewNowNext This 186-year-old gay tortoise has a boyfriend. There's hope for us yet logo.to/2ysUlvx It Turns Out The World's Oldest Tortoise Is Gay -And Spoken For newnownext.com Imagine how long his walk of shame is 🐢

Imagine how long his walk of shame is 🐢

Dove, Driving, and Girls: Little Dove @B moree Because you're driving your father's car youll be telling girls to hop in.you're stupid. Do we look like kangaroos? Mazi lbe @L_pissVodka Crawl in then. Tortoise 😂😂😂 Credit: @cleopatrabobb savage

😂😂😂 Credit: @cleopatrabobb savage

Best Friend, Family, and Friends: Baby hippo was separated from his family by a tsunami. This 103 year old tortoise became his best friend Best friends goals (@hilarious.ted)

Best friends goals (@hilarious.ted)

Dank Memes, Shell, and Tortoise: tortoise without shell

Memes, 🤖, and Tortoise: sophie @Scphietab My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan @pubity is an absolute must follow if you like memes 😂

@pubity is an absolute must follow if you like memes 😂

Memes, Butterfly, and Antisocial: coolthingoftheday Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015 kamenrideraqua he looks great, what's his secret coolthingoftheday Dermatologists HATE him Follow my other accounts @antisocialtv @lola_the_ladypug @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

Follow my other accounts @antisocialtv @lola_the_ladypug @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

Tortoise, Name, and She: sophie @Scphietab My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan

Fucking, Funny, and Meme: sophie @Scphietab My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan @memes is fucking hilarious and a must follow!

@memes is fucking hilarious and a must follow!

9gag, Dank, and Funny: When the Internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? Ehis is a tortoise I don't know Tortoise is a kind of dog... https://9gag.com/gag/aY4425V/sc/funny?ref=fbsc

I don't know Tortoise is a kind of dog... https://9gag.com/gag/aY4425V/sc/funny?ref=fbsc

Memes, 🤖, and Bread: Neil Slorance @neilslorance My day? Oh y'know, made a bread version of my tortoise then showed it to him y'know 🥖🐢 (via @neilslorance)

y'know 🥖🐢 (via @neilslorance)

9gag, Dank, and Funny: When the Internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise MORE FUN AT 9GAG APP Never heard of it before. https://9gag.com/gag/aY4425V/sc/funny?ref=fbsc

Never heard of it before. https://9gag.com/gag/aY4425V/sc/funny?ref=fbsc

Memes, Rabbit, and What Is: What is salary? Something which comes like Tortoise and goes like Rabbit Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co

Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co

God, Memes, and Oh My God: sophie # Follow Scphietab My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called voldetort so she just said his name was Susan わ£7 . 14 14 ウク141 mysharona1987 Oh my God VOLDETORT SUSAN

SUSAN

Memes, Http, and San Francisco: AFTER NINETEEN ADDITIONAL TRIALS, OF COURSE, THE RESULTS WERE SHOWN TO Be ANOMALOUS The Tortoise And The Hare" is actually a fable about small sample sizes. Fables http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-09-17 PS: Hey Seattle and San Francisco! We need your ideas to make BAHFest happen! http://bahfest.com/submit-hypothesis/

Fables http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-09-17 PS: Hey Seattle and San Francisco! We need your ideas to make BAHFest happen! http://bah...

Funny, Good, and Today: When l try to do something good Found this guy walking around our backyard today. Did you throw it in the water!?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim 😳💀

😳💀

Memes, 🤖, and Tortoise: ugh tortoise, you sTink wanna take a bath? FO THESQUARECOMICS YESI You stink.

You stink.

Love, Memes, and Bear: LIVE HARILESS EPTLE online-ghost captainamerica-in-middle-earth exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail · "live harmless reptile" her face People keep asking for the Vacuum of space link so here it is again... Its in the bio. cheap prices. Or copy here: http:-bit.ly-2uCdLJV 24%- 37% Off right now for a limited time!

People keep asking for the Vacuum of space link so here it is again... Its in the bio. cheap prices. Or copy here: http:-bit.ly-2uCdLJV 24%-...

Memes, Good, and Today: When I try to do something good Found this guy walking around our backyard today Did you throw it in the water!?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim 😮Damn

😮Damn

Funny, Good, and Today: When I try to do something good Found this guy walking around our backyard today Did you throw it in the water!?!?! That's a tortoise not a turtle. It can't swim 😂 Nooo 😩 | More 👉 @miinute

😂 Nooo 😩 | More 👉 @miinute

Internet, Memes, and Time: When the internet is down and you go outside for the first time in a decade What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise

Bitch, Love, and Memes: Missing Tortoise . He be my nigga . Pullin all the bitches a petco He was chillen like a villain and someone grabbed the nigga e Im mothafuckin pissed en i find you I will poke you in your eye and burn down your house e Wh . Also fuck your bitch and still your lettuce Please give him back imma cry.. i forever love this post

i forever love this post

Funny, Tumblr, and Old: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat ロShara

Birthday, Caught Fucking, and Fucking: Carmen engaged" to "it's complicated." 1 hour ago . went from being Randy its not complicated. you got caught fucking numerous men 1 hour ago Like 為, becuzbacon Tell it, randy. Today is my Momma's birthday and I got her a giant Ceramic tortoise and she was so happy

Today is my Momma's birthday and I got her a giant Ceramic tortoise and she was so happy

Girls, Love, and Memes: E HARILESS online-ghost captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail "live harmless reptile" her face · omg, this unisex Sun Protective coat is so cool! I like the Tie Dye Print! On discount, now only $19.66! 5 size available! Fit both girls and boys! Buy 2, enjoy free worldwide shipping! Link to buy: http:-bit.ly-2um9VXm (Clickable link in bio!) FEW DAYS LEFT! GET IT NOW WHILE IT’S ON SALE! Tag a friend who needs this !

omg, this unisex Sun Protective coat is so cool! I like the Tie Dye Print! On discount, now only $19.66! 5 size available! Fit both girls an...

Clique, Funny, and Hello: coolthingoftheday Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015 kamenrideraqua he looks great, what's his secret coolthingoftheday Dermatologists HATE him Source: coolthingoftheday Hello my fine frens I have nothing entertaining to tell you I'm serious hamilton fandom textpost tumblr clean funnymeme textposts mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy clique top twentyonepilots memes joshdun tylerjoseph

Hello my fine frens I have nothing entertaining to tell you I'm serious hamilton fandom textpost tumblr clean funnymeme textposts mockingjay...

Black Twitter, Secret, and Him: coolthingoftheday Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. kamenrideraqua he looks great, what's his secret coolthingoftheday Dermatologists HATE him Source: coolthingoftheday i need an update pic in 2017

i need an update pic in 2017

God, Lay's, and Help: Almost Done! Please select a security question to answer in case you ever forget your password. What kind of God would allow us to suffer? What is your most discouraging childhood memory? (1000 word min.) A tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that? Mother's maiden name

Memes, Sorry, and Alligator: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME, ALLIGATOR! ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE YOU STUPID FROG! FROG?! I'M A TOAD YOU BUFFO0N! PLEASE, YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING! TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS! SORRY, MR. TURTLE THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO DAN PAPPAS @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM Name game. Secret Panel HERE 🐢 http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/823

Name game. Secret Panel HERE 🐢 http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/823

Memes, Content, and Old: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like Tweet Gl 0 Sharo maliciaous *slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR 😍

😍

Old, Her, and Tortoise: A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like Tweet G+1 0 Share

Funny, Love, and Memes: EPT online-ghost: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail "live harmless reptile" . . her face Follow us for more funny tumblr & textposts!!

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Memes, Work, and Best: It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop Confucius Wisdom STOP BEING IN SUCH A HURRY You wanna know the secret to becoming an overnight success? You do everything except try to be an overnight success. Look at our society. Cleanses, 30 day challenges, get rich quick schemes. We're obsessed with the right now. And I see it in my world too. What's the one release to fix Problem X? How long until I see results? I get people coming to me expecting one treatment to fix their issues. And it just doesn't work that way. There are no miracle cures. If you want results, put in the work. Day in. Day out. And never stop. This s***'s not easy guys, but we are guaranteed nothing. All we can do is create the best odds for ourselves, and what you're willing to give will determine how good those odds are. So I'm going to be the tortoise. 🐢 Slow, steady, and never stopping. Then one day the world will wake up and take notice of how far ahead I've gotten. And that's how you become an overnight success. BeTheTortoise NeverStop

STOP BEING IN SUCH A HURRY You wanna know the secret to becoming an overnight success? You do everything except try to be an overnight succe...

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