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Friends, Kanye, and Life: friends: we forgot to invite you, sorry :( me: no, its totally fine. it really is, dont worry also me: VOLUME I D Real Friends THE LIFE OF THE LIFE OF THE LIFE OF PABLO PABLO PABLO Kanye West Tt PABLO PABLO THE LIFE OF PABLO

College, Samurai, and Free: Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter Amusing to watch Dems get upset over Trump's $54B defense hike, when they had no problem w/ the Sanders $75B/per year free college plan Neil @gneilyo Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 samurai sword when she had no problem spending $75 on groceries I totally needed that sword

I totally needed that sword

Doctor, Drinking, and Google: Sprint LTE 8:17 PM * 31%(10 Home (3) Active now This might seem Hey totally random but I'm curious. What do you know about Pure Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis? Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is byproduct of your body burning through fat. Once the fat is gone it starts burning your protein. Which is what your muscles and organs are made of. People who do the keto diet have to replace what is lost by the diet. That's why it's so fatty and protein based. People who are on it for too long can have kidney, liver heart, lung, and muscle damage Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die from I don't diet. I portion control and eat healthy. Carbs are necessary for proper bodily functions. As a nurse you should know that. Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% @ } Home (3) Active now Hey girl, you seem to be really knowledgeable about this which is really awesome! Let me connect you with my friend Christen. She's a nurse and she has been drinking ketones for a really long time! She would totally be able to answer any questions you have. Are you open to that? Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% KHome (3) ctive Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information because they are capitalizing on permanent damage and death for their own financial gain. People blindly start these diets without researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. I Sprint LTE ※ 9:12 PM ア* 23% a KHome (2) C0 Active now researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two totally different things. We are actually born in ketosis and stay that way until we are introduced to a traditional American diet. I totally respect your opinion though They are not. Ask a doctor like I did. Google it actually. Ketones put your body into a state of ketoacidosis Which is exactly what causes all of that. Americans need to stop eating processed foods and eating healthy. Plus getting up and being active is important to a balanced and healthy lifestyle. Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated. Sprint LTE 9:21 PM Home (2) Active now Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated https:/thcliphd.com/video clip-516648776d4f4243676f464 5 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080, Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis thcliphd.com I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck away. I thought you'd get that shit with the first response. Go away. Far away. 00四0 Aa Gotta love MLM's

Memes, 🤖, and Human: EAH ICAN TOTALLY TURN YOUsigned HUMAN all JUST SIGN YOUR NAME HERE LATER HEY YOU'RE HOT WHATS YER NAME ADAM ELLIS BUZZ FEED OK So YOU CAN'T SPEAK? THATS PERFECT ACTUALLY.. JUST WRITE YOUR NAME This plot hole always bothered me (by @adamtots)

This plot hole always bothered me (by @adamtots)

Memes, School, and Wow: Awesome! Oh wow! Like totally freak me out I mean right on! Toros sure are number one. I transferred from Los Angeles! Your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort! Bring It On

Bring It On

Jail, Life, and Tumblr: gay for housing, abolishing ICE, and... @fatherqueerest my biggest accomplishment of 2018 was yelling "sonic the hedgehog is the only blue life that matters" to my old neighbor who's a member of seattle's SWAT team and then having his wife threaten to both kill me and throw me in jail if i "threatened their lives like that ever again" manic-gothic-octopi: Because that totally happened.

Life, One, and Youre: YouRE ALWAYS ONE DECISION AWA FROM A TOTALLY DIFFEPENT LIFE

Memes, Racism, and How To: "I have nothing against Monkeys because l'm totally sure that A Monkey is smarter than A Racist.' macren VILLE Balotelli knows how to fight racism 👊🏼🔥✊🏼 SayNo

Balotelli knows how to fight racism 👊🏼🔥✊🏼 SayNo

Phone, Time, and Girl Memes: Me: "yes, I totally trust my man" Also me every time he takes out his phone: IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS TRUST NO MAN

Life, One, and Youre: YouRE ALWAYS ONE DECISION AWA FROM A TOTALLY DIFFEPENT LIFE

Love, Memes, and Happy: I don't need a boyfriend to be happy. If I meet someone and I want to be with him, then I will be. I'm very confident in being single until I find someone who I'm extremelv crazv about and who I want to devote my time and love to until then, I will just be on my own and I am totally fine with that.

Bad, MeIRL, and Example: I'm not totally useless. lican be used as a bad example. Meirl

Meirl

Love, True, and Lost: "I'm totally in love with you. Whole, painful, true love. The kind of love that burns so intense it feels like an explosion of fireworks in your body. The love that leaves you sleepless but exhilarated, speechless but poetic, lost but exactly where you're meant to be. The feel-so- much-you-get-scared kind of love. The can't-sleep-can't-breathe-can't-eat kind of love. The love I never knew I was searching for, I found in you." - (via ifthenightcouldtalk)

Memes, 🤖, and Easy: Forgiving someone 1S easy. But being able to trust them again is totally a different storv

Anaconda, Memes, and Cool: Totally forgot about these 6 PR 5+ mIGHTY INCLUDES Meca Bean 6 MİGH BEANZ INSIDE 100 Beanz TO COLLECT, TRADE & PLAY orninstr TİLT Me! PLay COOL Games SEE INSIDE Who had these??

Who had these??

Best, New, and Hes: He's doing his best My new coworker is totally useless Hes doing his best!

Hes doing his best!

America, Guns, and Obama: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTr... 22m v President and Mrs. Obama built/has a ten foot Wall around their D.C. mansion/compound. I agree, totally necessary for their safety and security. The U.S. needs the same thing, slightly larger version! Q8578 t 9,007 30.6K Barack Obama @ThePresObama Replying to @realDonaldTrump Mar-a-lago doesn't allow guns on property. So you're saying you want to make that national policy everywhere in America because it applies to your private property? If so, l'll make that trade. @NRA

Love, True, and Lost: "I'm totally in love with you. Whole, painful, true love. The kind of love that burns so intense it feels like an explosion of fireworks in your body. The love that leaves you sleepless but exhilarated, speechless but poetic, lost but exactly where you're meant to be. The feel-so- much-you-get-scared kind of love. The can't-sleep-can't-breathe-can't-eat kind of love. The love I never knew I was searching for, I found in you." - (via ifthenightcouldtalk)

America, Guns, and Obama: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTr... 22m v President and Mrs. Obama built/has a ten foot Wall around their D.C. mansion/compound. I agree, totally necessary for their safety and security. The U.S. needs the same thing, slightly larger version! Q8578 t 9,007 30.6K Barack Obama @ThePresObama Replying to @realDonaldTrump Mar-a-lago doesn't allow guns on property. So you're saying you want to make that national policy everywhere in America because it applies to your private property? If so, l'll make that trade. @NRA

Memes, Regret, and Saw: Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny Might fuck around tonight and cover up my social anxiety and lack of social skills by consuming mass-quantities of alcohol which will inevitably lead me to a morning filled with increased anxiety, likely panic attacks and worrying that everyone who saw me last night now hates me Who else is going to get totally wasted tonight and regret it in the morning? 😭🙌

God, Memes, and Vampire: teamgalactica god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight valquita so, a vampire? teamgalactica i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood alparlaboratories Is it your blood? teamgalactica it is blood, yes This guy totally sucks via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2BwUldw

This guy totally sucks via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2BwUldw

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: October OCTOber it's the 8th month I cracked the code October is the 10th month though It was originally the 8th month but then Julius f*king Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus we should totally just stab caesar wait MA THEMETAPICTURE.COM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com laughoutloud-club: Something You Probably Didn’t Know About October

laughoutloud-club: Something You Probably Didn’t Know About October

Apparently, Christmas, and God: Diana Rowland @dianarowland Our dragon holiday display got fan mail! (And apparently the "true meaning of Christmas" involves judgmental bullshit?) NEIGHBOR YOUR DRAGON DISPLAY IS ONLY MARGINALLY ACCEPTABLE AT HALLOWEEN IT IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE AT CHRISTMAS IT MAKES YOUR NEIGHBORS WONDER IF YOU ARE INVOLVED IN A DEMONIC CULT PLEASE CONSIDER REMOVING THE DRAGONS Y GOD BLESS YOU AND HELP YOU TO KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS Post 1877: what’s the craziest thing your neighbor has ever done

Dank, Selfie, and Selfie Stick: Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch I'm totally against the selfie-stick but every now and then an exception comes along.

Advice, Bad, and Church: This is actual advice the news is giving to Southerners for driving in snovw TWITTER ADVICE FROM @Chadsu42 TRAFFIC TOPPEDSLOWSLOWNNG FAST if you rarely drive on snow, our grandma to church. olly just pretend you're taking here's aiplatter of biscuits and 2 gallons of sweet tea in glass jars in the backiseat. She's wearing a new dress tand holding w a crock pot full of gravy. dington re CBS WBTV 3 News at 6am It’s actually snowing pretty bad down south right now. Nothing to be alarmed about. Totally normal weather pattern.

It’s actually snowing pretty bad down south right now. Nothing to be alarmed about. Totally normal weather pattern.

Fake, News, and Time: THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN ANY OTHER U.S. ADMINISTRATION IN ITS FIRST TWO (NOT EVEN) YEARS OF EXISTENCE, AND WE ARE HAVING A GREAT TIME DOING IT! ALL OF THIS DESPITE THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, WHICH HAS GONE TOTALLY OUT OF ITS MIND TRULY THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! @realDonaldTrump The Trump Administration has accomplished more than any other U.S. Administration in its first two (not even) years of existence. All of this despite the Fake News Media!

The Trump Administration has accomplished more than any other U.S. Administration in its first two (not even) years of existence. All of thi...

Funny, Memes, and Pressure: his creature has adapted to the Crushing pressure and oppressive darkness Me too Sweetie me too Totally. 😆🥂 #memes #funny #journalgirljaclyn #laughing

Totally. 😆🥂 #memes #funny #journalgirljaclyn #laughing

Fake, News, and North Korea: Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump The Trump Administration has accomplished more than any other U.S. Administration in its first two (not even) years of existence, & we are having a great time doing it! Al of this despite the Fake News Media, which has gone totally out of its mind-truly the Enemy of the People! Call to Activism @CalltoActivism Wall not built; ObamaCare not repealed; Financial Markets rocked; Tarriffs destroyed farms; North Korea resumed Nukes, NAFTA replaced with.. NAFTA; Government is a revolving door; you've divided us in ways not seen since 1863. You are a failure and the worst president in history Did we miss anything? Like CALL TO ACTIVISM for some much needed sanity!

Did we miss anything? Like CALL TO ACTIVISM for some much needed sanity!

Cars, Driving, and Memes: kirby @mommatotwo I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind now. Seriously. I’m driving along and get totally blinded to the point I can’t see anything I’m texting.

Seriously. I’m driving along and get totally blinded to the point I can’t see anything I’m texting.

Game, Dance, and George Bush: George Bush talking about his daddy To us, he was close to perfect. The man couldn't stomach vegetable Especially broccoli, But not totally perfect. His short game was lousy. He wasn't exactly Fred Astaire on the dance floor. And by the way, he passed these genetic defects along to us. I’ve seen him dancehe’s not kidding! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QfZGjA

I’ve seen him dancehe’s not kidding! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QfZGjA

Game, Dance, and George Bush: George Bush talking about his daddy To us, he was close to perfect. The man couldn't stomach vegetable Especially broccoli, But not totally perfect. His short game was lousy. He wasn't exactly Fred Astaire on the dance floor. And by the way, he passed these genetic defects along to us. I’ve seen him dancehe’s not kidding!

I’ve seen him dancehe’s not kidding!

Bless Up, Friday, and Love: My rommate's cat is totally in love with my dog @DrSmashlove ALMOST TO FRIDAY BELOVEDS U CAN DO IT! GET THAT BREAD AND EARN THAT WEEKEND, BLESS UP 😍

ALMOST TO FRIDAY BELOVEDS U CAN DO IT! GET THAT BREAD AND EARN THAT WEEKEND, BLESS UP 😍

Dank, Money, and Soon...: CANCER Got tortured to raise money for Stand Up to Cancer! Totally worth it! Thank you all SO MUCH for helping us do a world of good! I still have $30k of my $52,444 matching donation left to donate which I’ll make happen as soon as the banks open tomorrow! BIG PREESH EVERYBODY!!

Got tortured to raise money for Stand Up to Cancer! Totally worth it! Thank you all SO MUCH for helping us do a world of good! I still have...

Life, Relationships, and Girl: today my girl literally broke down while laying with me talking about her past relationship and I never wanted to protect anything more in my life than in that moment. l promise you'll only cry happy tears from here on out talking about past relationships is totally okay. some of y'all are saying it's a turn off but the real turn off is you not understanding why who we are so you can can learn to treat us better than the past relationships have ever had

Humans of Tumblr, Can, and Things: me stressing over things l totally can easily do

Mario, Good, and Happy: YOUR FEARS ARE TOTALLY EXAGGERATED PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE YOU MORE THAN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE ONLY ABNORMAL 1N A GOOD WAY. AND YOU HAVE PERMISSION O BE HAPPY Mario Has A Special Holiday Message for YOU!

Mario Has A Special Holiday Message for YOU!

Bless Up, Chicago, and Memes: "Mom, he's doing it again!" 01 @DrSmashlove WORK SNOWED OUT, SCHOOL SNOWED OUT...YALL *WISH* YALL LIVED IN CHICAGO TALMBOUT “ewwww it’s cold there” YOU 👏 WISH 👏 ... AIN NO SNOW DAYS IN LA AND MIAMI ... YALL MIGHT HAVE LOTS OF PRETTY LADIES WHO FLEW TO COLOMBIA FOR A ‘vacation’ AND CAME BACK LOOKING TOTALLY DIFFERENT WITH DISPROPORTIONAL CURVES EVERYWHERE AND ADDED BOOKING INFO TO HER BIO BUT...DO U YALL HAVE SNOW DAYS? EXACTLY. BLESS UP 😍😂😂

WORK SNOWED OUT, SCHOOL SNOWED OUT...YALL *WISH* YALL LIVED IN CHICAGO TALMBOUT “ewwww it’s cold there” YOU 👏 WISH 👏 ... AIN NO SNOW DAYS IN...

Thanksgiving, Good, and Text: Justin McElroy @JustinMcElroy One pretty good way to pass the time is Thanksgiving is to wait until teenagers are sending a text message and then ask "OK, so is THAT Fortnite?" and also giving thanks for Fortnite during the prayer and also describing delicious side dishes as "Totally Fortnite" 11/22/18, 7:12 PM

Cats, Funny, and Just Do It: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DIOT Here are cats that totally hate you right now, even if you just do it because you love them. #cats # hate # humans # cat memes # funny memes # cat photos

Here are cats that totally hate you right now, even if you just do it because you love them. #cats # hate # humans # cat memes # funny meme...

Harry Potter, Reddit, and Potter: THE OBSCURUS IS TOTALLY WONKY AND DOESNT FIT IN THE HARRY POTTER UNIVERSE imgflip.com The Obscurus

The Obscurus

Church, Memes, and Bible: When the verse on the church projector is totally different from the Bible verse in your version. 17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

17 Christian Memes This Week That Will Give You a Good Laugh!

Memes, 🤖, and Kid: This kid is totally unpredictable @9gagmobile

Af, Christmas, and College: I met David Wallace (Andy Buckley) at my dads college reunion in the bookstore! He was super nice and totally fine with taking a photo while in line and after he bought his things, he said "hey Alex, nice meeting you" and slipped me his Dunder Mifflin card. I melted. USTOMER SERVICE Andy 87 DUNDER MIFFLIN PAPER COMPANY LIMITLESS PAPER IN A PAPERLESS WORLD DAVID WALLACE CFO, CEO & OWNER GOOD TO MEET YOU what a CLASS act TheOffice.AF (link in bio) or “OfficeChristmas” on your app store for Office Christmas Sweaters🎄❄️🎄 ———— theoffice dundermifflin dwightschrute michaelscott theofficeshow

what a CLASS act TheOffice.AF (link in bio) or “OfficeChristmas” on your app store for Office Christmas Sweaters🎄❄️🎄 ———— theoffice dundermi...

America, American, and Japan: Japan: *bombs a few American boats* America: *totally anihilates two Japanese cities in response* Japan: I can anihilate this

I can anihilate this

Anaconda, Homie, and Meme: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved it anxiety: yeah but i've looked at it from a new angle and there's like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about it me: me: ....go on FOLLOW @meme.ig for the best 18+ memes daily! 😂🚫🔥

FOLLOW @meme.ig for the best 18+ memes daily! 😂🚫🔥

Target, youtube.com, and Watch: You don't do that?! Chris Colfer is coping with the loss of his cat in a totally normal way!

Comfortable, Memes, and Animal: u/wafflesareforever 4d i.redd.it My son's always been a hugger. My dog wasn't totally comfortable with that at first, but he's come around @drsmashlove is an absolute must follow for all animal lovers!!

@drsmashlove is an absolute must follow for all animal lovers!!

Tumblr, Best, and Blog: r/confessions u/CCCrunchy 7h I really like it when people refer to me as op or they in comments because it makes me feel like I'm popular enough that the person that wrote the comment doesn't think I'll have time to respond Discussion 1.1k 69 Share BEST COMMENTS stevee05282. 7h I can totally relate to OP here · Reply ↑401 Wheresmymeat 7h OP is right, OP has made a good point. Good iob OP! Reply192 KurosawasNightmare . 7h That's a salient and interesting point OP! I think OP's statement reminds that a little online Validation goes a long Way! Good shoW, OP. Reply 93 awesomacious: Wholesome r/confessions

awesomacious: Wholesome r/confessions

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: Trey @continentlbkfst the first rule of nice club is 1. don't talk about nice club 2. but if you do it's totally ok 3. It's really fine, I promise 4. we all make mistakes awesomacious: nice club 3

awesomacious: nice club 3

Club, Mistakes, and Nice: Trey @continentlbkfst the first rule of nice club is 1. don't talk about nice club 2. but if you do it's totally ok 3. It's really fine, I promise 4. we all make mistakes

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