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America, Ass, and Chill: WHAT DO THESE PILLS DO? THE CHAD DETECTIVE PIKACHU DODGE AVENGER dicks n titties n dicks n titties n dicks n titties VS CONTEMPORARY TO POKEMON, DESIGNED BY COCKWHIPPED JAPANESE AND KOREANS UNDER THE THUMB OF DAIMLERCHRYSLER NAMED AFTER A SUPERHERO TEAM the virgin sonic the hedgehog toyota tacoma NOT SOME VIRGIN MOUNTAIN predates sonic the edgehog by 23 years, ancient by comparison named after some stupid mountain BLOWN UP IN THE INTRO NOT FROM EXPLOSIVES BECAUSE IT WAS JUST TOO POWERFUL ONLY OFFERED IN FRONT-WHEEL DRIVE second only to Jeep Wranglers in terms of stupid mods owners are still virgins owners call them tacos because they're built by cheap mexican laborers so that virgin americans can have cheap trucks the best iapanese truck still loses out to american midsizers FREQUENT BREAKDOWNS MEAN FREQUENT SHOP VISITS OWNERS BUILD GREAT RAPPORT WITH DEALERSHIPS AND MECHANICS STILL SOLD AS NEW BY DEALERS EVEN AFTER BEING DISCONTINUED old, just like the star of the sonic movie CHILL ZONE only redeeming feature is off-road trim:s which are only purchased by virgins who want to get away from other people and masturbate to sonic porn in the mountains most people want the 4x4, only get the 2x4 STARS RYAN REYNOLDS WITH THE SPIRIT OF DANNY DEVITO ADVERTISED WITH SMOKE ON THE WATER INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE TO ANYBODY incredible reliability means fewer shop visits owners have no social skills, always get upsold anyways DETECTIVE THRILLER PIKACHU SAYS "HELL," STILL ENDEARING AND NOT EDGY Likely the main star's whip will suffer from product placement out the ass IT'S MOPAR OR NO CAR probably going to get blown up by jim carrey BUILT IN AMERICA BY AMERICANS Boring midsize truck, probably owned by a middle-class white quy featured in a World of Warcraft ad The Virgin Sonic The Hedgehog Tacoma VS the CHAD DETECTIVE PIKACHU DODGE AVENGER
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