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Being Alone, Animals, and Cute: uristmcdor It occurs to me that as much as "humans are the scary ones" fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly fhiendy or I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought Tm gonna ride on that thing And put a human near any canine predator and there's a strong chance of said human yeling PUPPYT and initiating playful interaction with it And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide Tm gonna swim with our splashy danger friends Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest toughest alens out there and say Heck with it. I'm gonna hug 'enm Why' I dunno. I gotta hug 'emm And its ike the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly umanity has a bunch of big scary friends Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans Why7 Are they more aggressive than we anticipated? nseems to be the opposite Commander Just this morming a crewman nearly lost their hand when atempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world Their reaction to the atack was to call the creature a "mean kitty" and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readly with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alen creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy's fauna 1 see what you mean So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these puppies" so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated Ehehehe I love this. Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 00% cuter and more epic Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone So 1 hear that you've just recruited a human for your ship Yes, #'s the first time that Ive worked with these species, but they come highly recommended Say, you've worked with a few, what tps can you give me? I'd hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding f its avoidable The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised Wait, what? Tm serious Dont do it. Things Happen But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board? Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excelent innovators, and are psychologically very reslient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary But Toks, didn't you just say The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pxia? The very same Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don't even get me started on that one ime with the Dunlip Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it As a pet A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun? Yup Dont leave your humans unsupervised uh,take that under advisement Senousily Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond wilth or they will make their own I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway but without any permanent pets they can get.. creative Dont even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby Three weeks in and when we finaly caught the wretched thing hailt the humans on crew tried to revolt about us "killing Stabby by removing the knfe How how did you resolve that si Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead Quite a creative solution, I suppose And that sated the humans? Worse Worse? They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on spings to both and held mock battles Then decided Stabby and Knfey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage ights between them any more So if I supply my Humans with safe bonding pets they will behave better when on other planets? Where do I get safe bonding pets ? Realizing the havoc their species created with their bonding needs, Earth has been kind enough to create an inter galactic pet shop as they call it, the order forms are on the bridge If they get a pet this should prevent any knife welding auto-cleaners? Yes.. You don't sound very reassuring Well. You have to understand that some of what humans find attractive about their pets is actualy what makes them dangerous. Not all of what they consider 'safe is what we would consider 'safe OK..I am getting a little nervous about this No, no its fine, I'm just saying you should maybe keep an eye on what they order Ask them to describe the creature before they get t For example, the first time I had a human on board I let them order a pet without checking what it was What happened? Well, when it arrived it was a 25 pound fanged and clawed feline creature called a Savannah Cat. My enire crew was temified of it, it was agle and could easily have seriously injured someone, but the human had no fear of it. They insisted on carrying it around like a child, and they would squeeze its beans' as they said, forcing the creatures claws out, and then they would show people it's deady claws while saying, and I quote. look at its adorable claws, this is what it uses to kils things, isnt it Cute? Seriousty? I have also heard stories from other crews that their humans ordered canines that weigh as much or more then they do, and they sleep next to the giant creature You are not making me feel better with these stories everythingtromdust Source radioactivepeasant 28,157 notes Jan 11h 2017 HFY

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Books, Children, and Community: #BREAKING Today we made history in Washington, DC by unveiling our 40- foot #DefendDACA Monarch Butterfly A SYMBOL OF MIGRATION at various sites with @UndocuBlack Network, @CosechaMovement (seedproj) and @UndocuMedia. & we are just getting started #RiseUpAsOne JUST Y'ALL WAIT!! #CleanDreamAct and 9 others 8, 8:48 PM Swipe for more photos ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’ฏOur children will see these photos in history books - in [OUR]story books - and they will know that when 45 assumed office we didnโ€™t retreat. Today we took to the streets of Washington, DC and made our presence known on Cheeto turf RISEUP โœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐ŸฟโœŠ๐ŸผโœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐ŸฟโœŠ๐ŸพโœŠ๐Ÿป . . Repost @BrownIssues: BREAKING Today we made history in Washington, DC by unveiling our 40-foot DefendDACA Monarch Butterfly A SYMBOL OF MIGRATION at various sites with @UndocuBlack Network, @Cosecha.Harvest (@Seed.Project) and @UndocuMedia. & we are just getting started RiseUpAsOne - JUST Yโ€™ALL WAIT!! . . The DefendDACA Monarch Butteffly at Lincoln Memorial, Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial, and Freedom Plaza in Washington, D.C. . . immigration cleandreamact immigrants dreamactnow immigrantjustice washingtondc dc immigrant dreamact tps community protecttps defenddaca daca

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Bailey Jay, Children, and Community: ProtectTPS ElSalvador& Honduras& Nicaragua& Haiti&Yemen& Syria&Nepal& Somalia&Sudan &SouthSudan& Liberia&Guinea &SierraLeone โ€œAlways remember that the greatest act of solidarity is showing up, and that goes beyond a like, a tweet, a post or a comment.โ€ Repost @IvanCejatv: โ€œToday we stood in solidarity with immigrants from 13 countries that are impacted by TPS. These countries are El Salvador ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป, Honduras ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ณ, Nicaragua ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ, Haiti ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น, Yemen ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช, Syria ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ, Nepal , Somalia ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด, Sudan ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ, South Sudan ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ, Liberia ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท, Guinea ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ, and Sierra Leone ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ. These countries should also stand united and be acknowledged and thatโ€™s why I designed this shirt. ๐Ÿ‘• . . I did not immigrate to the US from any of these countries. I am an undocumented immigrant originally from Michoacรกn, Mรฉxico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ. I am a DACA beneficiary and I would be eligible for the DreamAct. However, some of my close friends and people in my community are greatly affected by the recent announcements and attacks on TPS. The saying goes โ€” โ€œan attack on one of us is an attack on all of usโ€ & we canโ€™t take this message lightly. RiseUpAsOne . . This is beyond 200,000 Salvadorans ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป with TPS. This is about 192,000 citizen children that will also be affected. This is about the 59,000 Haitians ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น - 2,000 Nicaraguans ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฎ - from Sudan ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ and the millions of us that call them neighbors, family and friends. ProtectTPSโ€ฌ . . Always remember that the greatest act of solidarity is showing up, and that goes beyond a like, a tweet, a post or a comment.โ€ . . *Common TPS Question: If theyโ€™ve been here so long why havenโ€™t they just become citizens? . . Answer: Because citizenship isnโ€™t like ordering a pumpkin spice latte & you try ordering a pumpking spice latte when they arenโ€™t being sold. There isnโ€™t a pathway to citizenship for them.

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Being Alone, Family, and Future: Daughter of Honduran immigrants is now pursuing a career in medicine at Harvard University! Repost @karlaaaxoxo: "My grind comes from seeing my mother, a TPS recipient from Honduras, struggle and sacrifice everything so that I could have a better life. Witnessing her pain, tears, sacrifice, effort, hardwork every single day while she still sustained her elegance, dignity, and character as a woman filled me with admiration of her. Una luchadora! I never saw her laying in bed feeling sorry for herself, never complained, always smiled and rose her head high! Despite all the odds stacked against her, her strength and ability to push HARDER than how she started fuels me. NEVER in my life will I ever allow anyone to classify me & my future through stereotypes & statistics! I wasn't born with a shining crown nor was anything ever given to me in a silver platter, no one in my family even attended a university let alone pursue a carrier in medicine and none still don't even speak English but through my circumstances in life coming from nothing. I'd be damned to settle for anything less than great! Mi mami broke chains, left Honduras to give me a better future. I raise my voice loud and proud to those who's family migrated so we can graduate, the minority, the underdogs, to those who fight against all odds daily, the ones who are breaking chains, those who were seen to never even have a future & instantly labeled to become another statistic GUESS WHAT! We have become men and women with a vision, educated, far from the norm, we have become people determined to influence & change the world." ExtendTPS HereToStay ImmigrantsMakeAmericaGreat Health4All stayloud

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