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Animals, Dumb, and Food: yeezyslides i dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon like thats a gateway food to salmonella colormipretty Vegans can eat salmon? I thought they couldn't eat meat or food from animals yeezyslides well salmon isnt rlly an animal, its a fish cinnamonvenus So fish aren't animals? yeezyslides theyre not animals, theyre fish cinnamonvenus How do you define the word animal, sis? cinnamonrollwithit i'm sorry, can we take like, three steps back and look at the fact that op thinks that eating salmon is the direct cause of salmonella? tired-beans IT'S CALLED PESCETARIAN, NOT VEGAN, NOT VEGETARIAN. PESCETARIA N. FISH ARE ANIMALS, THEY EAT, THEY BREATHE, THEY SHIT, THEY REPRODUCE AHSHFJAKDJ yeezyslides 1st of all bring down ur tone 2th of all it isnt pescatarian bc fish arent part of the animal kingdom their FISH.. and u ppl call me stupid imagine being this ignornant and typing in all caps... nobody said fish dont reproduce or shit but they dont breathe bc theyre in water wtf u cant breahe underwater ur so dumb artistsregret fish IS NOUN fishes (olural noun) a limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water the sea is thick with sh the flesh of fish as food hot crab appetcers stuffed with fish the zodiacal sign or constellation Pisces used in names of invertebrate animals living wholly in water, eg., cuttlefish, shelfish, jellyfish. So you mean to tell me. They're not animals? yeezyslides now ur switching my words. i never said that fish arent animal artistsregret "So fish arent animals?" They're not animals, they're fish" Fish are in fact animals, I'm sorry to say. yeezyslides i dont recall sereniv this is a fucking train wreck now ur switching my words
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Apple, Beard, and Chill: So many split ends Fiom constantly ripping ont hairclips robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows « definitely doesn ' shave leqs seems like she would use 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart ace always looks like she » jndging j°u wears move clashing layers than a quirky side kick in ^ Disne Channel stcom probably has best hgene f the grop. but has hair that makes him look like he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport these eves have seen death wth less than 2.0/20 vision eyebags for days because he never sleeps constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl me he never has shit stucx in his teeth Swper prominent Adam's apple dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s basically every day, nothing I sa can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is robabl cu+5 his own hair actnallyprematu wrinKlina in hih school due tO acute stress this kid is about 2 seconds away From Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his under - eye Shadows are ney leve l Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble ake care of his skin ppery this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or Shoulders slumped permanently rom weiant of world Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil he has no chill makes an uncomfortable amount of eye contact geis inationaily angry and suweaty whenever he sees a handsome boy (when clid he last shower??) he can arow a beard over night the Stmbble stvuq^le is real e+ raven has clawed holes in very shir^ he oun s 1 actual rotting corpse - o3 Probably appreciates bodly gitter though so that's a pluS charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be. okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! 
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A Dream, Apple, and Big Sean: This is Blade. The vet said Blade is a German Shepard and Coyote mix Pic: reddit u/meganfoxpoops @DrSmashlove Now look bruv on principle I’m never gon block a brother from getting his bread by means of gainful employment. I love seeing my brothers shining. However I’m also gon express my opinions without constraint and anyone could get this work 🤗😂. With that said, I have detailed on the pages of this account the musicians I love. Future. PNB. A Boogie. 21. H.E.R. Tiller. U feel me? Thugger. Dolph. Brent Faiyaz. DVSN. Party. 6lack. But I have steadfastly roasted one artist even as he grew to heights that quite honestly baffled me. I told a story of talking music with a ting and she liked old boy and knowing right then that it was doomed 🙂. A dude who has been wack to me since Day 1 and it took for him to release an album produced entirely by Young Metro (the GOAT) to make y’all wake up and realize this man is a walking, breathing trash dumpster 😂. That brother right there is Big Sean or, as I call him, Smedium Sean. Now I’m not gon add to the flames of the fire that has grown on social media roasting this poor soul. Imma just drop a few quotes from his new album and let y’all judge: “What goes around comes around faster than fidgets.” ☹️. “Ye found a pro, so I guess that means I’m profound.” 😥. “My step brother used to flip them bags outside the crib like it was trash day...no Kim K, but he bagged Ye.” 😰. “I had a dream I rode with Rosa Parks...” Do it. Redeem yourself, brother. In this era where Colin has awakened a nation, talk yo sh!t young Lion! ✊ “I had a dream I rode with Rosa Parks in the back of the ‘bach...and we was blowing a blunt...and she was packing a strap.” 🤓🔫 DELETE THIS ALBUM OFF APPLE MUSIC-SPOTIFY LIL BRO AND HIRE DRAKE’S GHOST WRITER - THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT YOUR LEGACY TO BE - YOU CAN SAVE THIS TRAIN WRECK - BUT ONLY IF U ACT FAST - IF U TAKE A 18 MONTH BREAK FROM MUSIC U STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO COME BACK AS A CHRISTIAN GOSPEL RAPPER LIKE MASE BUT EVEN THAT WINDOW IS CLOSING ... ACTUALLY PLEASE DON’T ... IF I HEAR U SAY “I had a dream I was on a yacht with Jesus - Brown girls yellow girls in the mix like Reese’s Pieces” SOMEONE MIGHT ASSASSINATE U BRUV ... JUST TAKE A OATH OF SILENCE AND LET JENIH AKIKO DO THE MUSIC ... BLESS UP 🙌😂😂😂
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