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        Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
 his room that stayed the night and my
 wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
 how he plans to smuggle her out now
 that the whole family is awake...
 ...and now we wait
 Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 People asking for updates: she's still
 here, the wife has gone into full
 Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
 hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
 the door. This could be his chance
 while she's distracted.
 Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 11:00am central standard time... My
 wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
 core she doesn't even notice me
 standing behind her to take this pic...
 Music cranked all the way. Now's the
 chance. will he see the opportunity??
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I think they might be waiting it out. The
 wife usually lays down and reads after
 lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
 off all morning. Could he be waiting for
 that?? Can she hold her pee another
 hour or so?? I have no idea what they
 thinking up there
 940 t532 8,957
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
 to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
 Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
 the rest of you
 921
 ロ470
 ㅇ8,240.1,
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
 SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
 BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
 FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
 just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
 enough to sleep through the fuck fest
 above our heads at 4am
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I don't even know if the wife saw her
 come downstairs to use the bathroom.
 She's said nothing and it's not like I can
 ask... Yet
 2451 ㅇ7,508
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I don't even know if the wife saw her
 come downstairs to use the bathroom.
 She's said nothing and it's not like I can
 ask... Yet
 t2451
 7,508
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
 casually strolls downstairs... AND
 grabbed those shoes and went back
 upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
 past. I shot him a little wink. They
 gonna hit that side door. bet.
 Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 And closure... Sure enough, hit the
 side door and they gone. I don't know
 about you but need a drink after that
 suspense. Thanks for following along!
 That was amazing
A story worth of a short film
        

            
            

                
                
                    Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in
 his room that stayed the night and my
 wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on
 how he plans to smuggle her out now
 that the whole family is awake...
 ...and now we wait
 Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 People asking for updates: she's still
 here, the wife has gone into full
 Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil
 hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by
 the door. This could be his chance
 while she's distracted.
 Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 11:00am central standard time... My
 wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard
 core she doesn't even notice me
 standing behind her to take this pic...
 Music cranked all the way. Now's the
 chance. will he see the opportunity??
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I think they might be waiting it out. The
 wife usually lays down and reads after
 lunch, especially after cleaning her ass
 off all morning. Could he be waiting for
 that?? Can she hold her pee another
 hour or so?? I have no idea what they
 thinking up there
 940 t532 8,957
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up
 to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck
 Miramax movie 'm waiting just like
 the rest of you
 921
 ロ470
 ㅇ8,240.1,
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD
 SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE
 BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST
 FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's
 just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky
 enough to sleep through the fuck fest
 above our heads at 4am
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I don't even know if the wife saw her
 come downstairs to use the bathroom.
 She's said nothing and it's not like I can
 ask... Yet
 2451 ㅇ7,508
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 I don't even know if the wife saw her
 come downstairs to use the bathroom.
 She's said nothing and it's not like I can
 ask... Yet
 t2451
 7,508
 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d
 Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he
 casually strolls downstairs... AND
 grabbed those shoes and went back
 upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way
 past. I shot him a little wink. They
 gonna hit that side door. bet.
 Tricky-D
 @DropsNoPanties
 And closure... Sure enough, hit the
 side door and they gone. I don't know
 about you but need a drink after that
 suspense. Thanks for following along!
 That was amazing
A story worth of a short film
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Anaconda, At-At, and Bad: theshitpostcalligrapher:

morgan1yam:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

99daysofr:

theshitpostcalligrapher:


theshitpostcalligrapher:

it fuckin begins my dudes. 
for expository context i started working on this bad boy at 1am whilst listening to a fight club audiobook for free on youtube and avoiding readings on international policy so u kno. 
same as always. 



#why would you dothis to yourself
To test my abilities


Ok hypothetically speaking how much would it cost for someone to commission something like this.

about 3.8 souls on proper conversion rates, but I’m gonna start bidding at around $1500 CAD and we’ll go from there 

Okay, so you’re pricing yourself waaaay low there! Not only for the cost of supplies, or time spent making it. But also for the cost on your soul and the cost of this level of quality shitmemeing.You are doing this by hand, and 

In most cases, rates for book transcription are approximately $0.01 to $0.20 a word or line, $1 to $3 a page, $10 to $50 an hour, and $5,000 to $20,000 per project, depending on the difficulty of the project and the experience of the transcriptionist. Transcriptionist. Who would just be typing the words out on a keyboard. YOU ARE DOING IT PHYSICALLY. YOU ARE MAKING SHITPOST AAAART. This is effectively the Gregorian tomb of the bee movie, a potential master work.
Also, you need to think of how much money you COULD be making during the time that you are spending working on this project. As well as how many months you want to not worry about snacks in the future, or having to pay off the carpel tunnel medication you’ll need for your wrist after this. (Health care is only mostly free.)TLDR: Start your bidding at at least 3 to 5 thousand… at the least.

actually i redid the math on this one and you’re actually right. For commissions I charge 35 base plus 20 an hour, with higher base rates if it takes me more than a day in total (100 per day).I can usually do gothic calligraphy at a rate of about 330 characters an hour, give or take. the bee movie is about 40,683 characters in total, which totals me out at roughly 124 hours, rounding up. for just the hourly, that puts us at $2480, but the fact that that total time is over 5 days brings base fee up to 500 dollars. I use black india ink, which i could write whole encyclopedias with with just the 30 dollar bottle i bought 2 years ago, so that’s largely negligible. I use dip nibs which wear like motherfuckers and are always counted as sunk costs bc of how long their work life tends to be. The leather book cost me about 50 bucks after tax. There’s a Canadian tax thing called a “small supplier exemption” whereupon if you have a sole proprietorship entity (ie a small business/freelancing) that makes less than $30,000 a year (which i DEF DO NOT LMAO) you don’t need to register for GST/HST, which is why i don’t charge y’all taxes on stuff. Opportunity cost calculation is tricky, because as sole proprietorship, it’s difficult to quantify the potential gains lost. And in other employment, minimum in my province is 14/hour, and positions w/my degree usually start out at 20/hour anyways so thats a moot point. That totals us out at a starting bid, at cost, of $3030.00 CAD  and of course, for those who feel like it, there’s always a kofi that exists if you would like to donate to and take part in (spiritually at least) of the Tombe Of The Bee efforts
        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, At-At, and Bad: theshitpostcalligrapher:

morgan1yam:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

99daysofr:

theshitpostcalligrapher:


theshitpostcalligrapher:

it fuckin begins my dudes. 
for expository context i started working on this bad boy at 1am whilst listening to a fight club audiobook for free on youtube and avoiding readings on international policy so u kno. 
same as always. 



#why would you dothis to yourself
To test my abilities


Ok hypothetically speaking how much would it cost for someone to commission something like this.

about 3.8 souls on proper conversion rates, but I’m gonna start bidding at around $1500 CAD and we’ll go from there 

Okay, so you’re pricing yourself waaaay low there! Not only for the cost of supplies, or time spent making it. But also for the cost on your soul and the cost of this level of quality shitmemeing.You are doing this by hand, and 

In most cases, rates for book transcription are approximately $0.01 to $0.20 a word or line, $1 to $3 a page, $10 to $50 an hour, and $5,000 to $20,000 per project, depending on the difficulty of the project and the experience of the transcriptionist. Transcriptionist. Who would just be typing the words out on a keyboard. YOU ARE DOING IT PHYSICALLY. YOU ARE MAKING SHITPOST AAAART. This is effectively the Gregorian tomb of the bee movie, a potential master work.
Also, you need to think of how much money you COULD be making during the time that you are spending working on this project. As well as how many months you want to not worry about snacks in the future, or having to pay off the carpel tunnel medication you’ll need for your wrist after this. (Health care is only mostly free.)TLDR: Start your bidding at at least 3 to 5 thousand… at the least.

actually i redid the math on this one and you’re actually right. For commissions I charge 35 base plus 20 an hour, with higher base rates if it takes me more than a day in total (100 per day).I can usually do gothic calligraphy at a rate of about 330 characters an hour, give or take. the bee movie is about 40,683 characters in total, which totals me out at roughly 124 hours, rounding up. for just the hourly, that puts us at $2480, but the fact that that total time is over 5 days brings base fee up to 500 dollars. I use black india ink, which i could write whole encyclopedias with with just the 30 dollar bottle i bought 2 years ago, so that’s largely negligible. I use dip nibs which wear like motherfuckers and are always counted as sunk costs bc of how long their work life tends to be. The leather book cost me about 50 bucks after tax. There’s a Canadian tax thing called a “small supplier exemption” whereupon if you have a sole proprietorship entity (ie a small business/freelancing) that makes less than $30,000 a year (which i DEF DO NOT LMAO) you don’t need to register for GST/HST, which is why i don’t charge y’all taxes on stuff. Opportunity cost calculation is tricky, because as sole proprietorship, it’s difficult to quantify the potential gains lost. And in other employment, minimum in my province is 14/hour, and positions w/my degree usually start out at 20/hour anyways so thats a moot point. That totals us out at a starting bid, at cost, of $3030.00 CAD  and of course, for those who feel like it, there’s always a kofi that exists if you would like to donate to and take part in (spiritually at least) of the Tombe Of The Bee efforts
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Target, Tumblr, and Blog: tricky-frisky:

edgelordette:

Ace  Bi clouds!! 
Feel free to use for whatever, just rp if you use please!
 I’ll be making more and posting them all toget her in the end


@amazing-prussia 
        

            
            

                
                
                    Target, Tumblr, and Blog: tricky-frisky:

edgelordette:

Ace  Bi clouds!! 
Feel free to use for whatever, just rp if you use please!
 I’ll be making more and posting them all toget her in the end


@amazing-prussia 
                    
                
            

            
                
                
tricky-frisky:

edgelordette:

Ace  Bi clouds!! 
Feel free to use for whatever, just rp if you use please!
 I’ll be making more and posting ...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Target, Tumblr, and Aesthetic: tricky-frisky:

demisexualspaceace:

Aesthetic bi and ace flags for my biromantic demisexuality!


@amazing-prussia 
        

            
            

                
                
                    Target, Tumblr, and Aesthetic: tricky-frisky:

demisexualspaceace:

Aesthetic bi and ace flags for my biromantic demisexuality!


@amazing-prussia 
                    
                
            

            
                
                
tricky-frisky:

demisexualspaceace:

Aesthetic bi and ace flags for my biromantic demisexuality!


@amazing-prussia 

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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