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Bless Up, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: look at those little white socks! @Dr Smashlove Shout to u girls that's needy Bruh I fucks with y'all. To be honest? I can't fuck with a girl that's not needy. Why you so un-needy all of a sudden? You texting somebody else? GOOD. HAVE A GREAT LIFE WITH HIM - GOODBYE AF. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nah but real talk I need a girl where I pass out and fall asleep early one night and wake up to 16 progressively angrier texts. "Hey you ๐Ÿ˜Š"..."Heyyyyy"..."why are you ignoring me lol"..."SUP MOTHERFUCKER WYA". And then two WhatsApp messages: "OH HEY - THE FUCK YOU AT"..."YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TESTING ME." Then a Snapchat of just the Punani with the following overtext: "MEMORIZE THIS PUNANI THAT YOU WILL *NEVER* TOUCH AGAIN OL LYING ASS - TRIFLING ASS - IGNORING LOOKIN ASS - BITCH U AIN'T SHIT. DELETE ME. BECAUSE I ALREADY BLOCKED YOU." And then the Grand Finale. The Copestone. The Coupe de Grรขce. This is reserved for the absolute craziest of the crazies. The email on your work email server. Subject line: "Hey". Text: "hey. Just worried about you baby. You ok? Because you better not be. You literally better be kidnapped and held hostage in a basement somewhere because if you're alive and we'll I'm gonna come blow up the skyscraper you work in - FYI. Goodbye. You're blocked over text so reply via email please - thank you." That's it. That right there is true love. Ain no such thing as needy and un-needy Bruh. She either so in love that she go to sleep plotting on how she gon kill you (after she experience that perfect dick one last time) - or she just think u aight. As for me? I prefer true love ๐Ÿค—. May u all find someone who will not only kill for you, but will also literally kill you - like slit your throat out of passionate love ๐Ÿ˜. Ya get me! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚