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Alive, Bad, and Chelsea: sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON'T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.] 11:52 09/06/2019 Twitter for iPhone 175K Retweets 392K Likes sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h Replying to @sixthformpoet I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad's grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show. 35K 25 t2,179 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there's a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I'D NEVER MET 39.7K 28 t2,264 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I did this for quite some time, but I never mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time. I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend. 13 36.2K t2,020 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I wondered if there was a hidden connection between us, something secretly drawing me to him. Maybe we went to the same school, played for the same football club or whatever. So I googled his name, and ten seconds later I found him. 12 32K t.1,950 sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h His wife didn't leave him flowers BECAUSE HE'D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night. sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS 13 12,208 43K sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I felt terrible for his wife and her parents. Now, I wasn't going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like I owed them some sort of apology. t.1,974 33.9K sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why l was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD a woman 26 22,259 42.3K sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet 20h I explained and she said ok that's weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK. Incredibly, she said yes. Two years later she said yes again whenI asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife. [END] 4,039 16.7K 310K Morbid but heartwarming

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Alive, Bad, and Chelsea: 16:06 WhatsApp mobile.twitter.com Search Twitter Sign up Log in ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so l visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON'T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.] 10:52 am 9 Jun 2019 Twitter for iPhone . 55.7K Retweets 109.9K Likes I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad's grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show. 636 8.9K Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there's a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I'D NEVER MET 13 671 9.8K e time, but I never I did this for quite som mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time. I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend t571 8.9K T wondered if there was a hidden connection between us, something secretly drawing me to him. Maybe we went to the same school, played for the same football club or whatever. So l googled his name, and ten seconds later l found him 1554 7.7K His wife didn't leave him flowers BECAUSE HE'D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night. 23 770 10.1K THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS 635 4 10.6K I felt terrible for his wife and her parents. Now, I wasn't going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like I owed them some sort of apology 2 t568 8.3K I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, woman appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why I was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD. a t 649 10.5K I explained and she said ok that's weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK Incredibly, she said yes. Two years later she said yes again when I asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife. [END] 14.6K 1.5K 87.6K Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Romance in the graveyard

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