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A bump on the head isn’t an injury, so I didn’t press charges.: Pause the movie! My child has to go to the bathroom! So a little backstory. I work as a technician at a cinema. It's really fun and I enjoy every day, but I do meet my fair share of entitled parents(l've been kicked, yelled at and thrown popcorn at on several occasions). As you all know "Frozen 2" is currently on the program. It attracts lots of people and so it's set up in out biggest auditorium. This specific show was PACKED. That means a little over 400 people. The cast is Me(myself), EM (entitled mother). In the first fifteen minutes I have to check that everything is going fine in the auditorium (temperature, sound and so forth). I stand on the side and see a mother coming over to me with her kids and doing to rather loudly. She spoke really loudly during our entire conversation. EM: excuse me! Hellooo?? Me: is everything all right? Em: my daughter needs to use the bathroom. Me: okay it's out the door to the right and then... Em: no. You have to pause the movie Me: what? I can't pause unless it's something very serious. Em: my daughter needs to go to the bathroom Me: sorry, but I can't pause for that. Em: but there was a liine before the movie... And we don't want to miss any part of the movie. We paid a lot of money to see this movie, and you are required to do this. Me: I'm sorry, but there's a packed auditorium and I just can't pause it for one person EM: but I have TWO kids Me: if you need to use the bathroom you can do that during the movie, but I can't pause it while you do. If you'l| excuse me l have to go on to the next auditorium now. I turn and start to exit the auditorium and suddenly feel something thrown at my head... Yeah.. Our biggest (i dont know the word in English.. and Google translate says goblet so..) popcorn goblet. Bad choice lady. I got out of the auditorium and the manager called security and she was taken out of the cinema. She surprisingly didn't make much noise but one of her kids spit on our security guy. We didn't press any charges because it was sort of minor and no one got hurt on our part. Did have a bump on the head the next day though. A bump on the head isn’t an injury, so I didn’t press charges.

A bump on the head isn’t an injury, so I didn’t press charges.

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Happy New Years from Quahog!!!!: holy crap noah. dont ever leave me again! oh, aha, looks like were under the misteltoe. oh peter ,oh peter! . I missed you so! oh my peter, my little peter. why'd i ever let you go?" ... I love you Know-Ah, ever since we first met in Papa Johns. when your tan skin touched my seperior whi te skin. I knew we were destined to be togeth I will leave it all behind: my wife, my doge stewie, and the other two kids. I will live my life with out forever more, together with you. I want oh peter i missed you so so much please never leave me again you in my life. i want your problems to become our problems. I want us to grow old together HARER POTTER EKOAD SERING I want kids, Noah. I want three of them. one to look like me with white skin. One that looks like you and sounds like you. And one HarryPo thats takes a bit of both. your nose and my mouth. Can you do that for me noah? Are you willing to take on the hardships of leaving everything behind to be with me? Join me in marrage? Divorce rates are at an all time high of 78%! I feel like we can go through this, not alone but together we can be united as one big wall that wont fall QUASED CD PAONE BROADWAY SPRING down under any pressure. no matter the strike. Will you be the NE sugar to my plum? My Knight in shining Armor? My Car to my Brian Griffin? I will do it and more for you? Is it like wise from your camp? Happy new years my love child. I love you you had me at "holy crap" you loveazble tub of larb „love p. griffin "fitne GCAGI ETIONICE E-UGAE NY BO Ton Happy New Years from Quahog!!!!

Happy New Years from Quahog!!!!

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BREAKING: Local newspaper attempts to meme: nd at River's Edge, 1 N Main St. oliday Pajama Party, 6 p.m., Preci- Athletics, 2080 W 20th Ave. opper Box Trio Holiday Show, 7 -, Manila, 107 Algoma Blvd. Very Sly Holiday Experience, 8 p.m., ket's, 2 Jackson St. or Kids from One to Ninety-Two, Kid's New Year's Eve Party, 6 p.m., Pre- cision Athletics, 2080 W 20th Ave. Ask Your Mother, 9 p.m., Rev's Bowl Bar and Grill, 275 N Washburn St. Comedy Improv Show, 9 p.m., Back- lot Comedy House, 424 N Main St. A comedy benefit to help membe the Beidle family, who lost most of their possessions in a house fire Nov. 14 on Jackson Street in Oshkosh, will be held starting at 7 p.m. today (Wednesday) at the Bridgewood Best Western in Neenah. Sunday, Dec. 29 Float and Fly Pop Up, 10:30 a.m., In- ner Sun Yoga Studio, 716 Oregon St. Buckcherry, 7:30 p.m., Menominee Nation Arena, 1212 S Main St. Retro Radi@ O p.m., The Grand Oshkosh, 100 ch Ave. Comedy Improv Show, 9 p.m., Back- Comedy House, 424 N Main St. 102.3M BUG THE WAUTOMA 98.3 FM by theater students at Valley Christian THEBUG EM theater students will be handling technical needs for the show. OSHKOSH short plays that all take place in the - small town, with each one ending a question about the meaning of Imas. students wrote, directed, staged and he entire production. High school AM1100 There is no charge but a $10 donation is suggested. Along with the production, each patron will receive a Christmas des- BERLIN sert and drink. Hometown Broadcasting Stations HE WENT TO JARED! njoy the plidays at ansen's! ew Year's Eye Bar opens 11 am rving Lunch 11 am-2 pm nd Dinner 4 pm-10pm Eng in 2020 with our traditional Steak & Lobster Specials ...I WENT TO BARRY sensbarandrestaurant.com L FOR TAKEOUT Merry Thristmas RICHARDS Insurance shkosh 920-235-1980 w.richardsinsurance.com ilo ep OSHKOSH JEWELERS uto-Owners REPAIR DESIGN DIAMONDS INSURANCE E - HOME - CAR Wed Fri 10 am - 6 pm BUSINESS 808 Oregon Street Sat 10 am - 2 pm BREAKING: Local newspaper attempts to meme

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Not a meme, but still really cool. I wrote Jeff Kinney roughly 4 years ago as a 7th grader and he responded recently. I’m now in my junior year. Such a nice guy.: enature Attendance Slip Grade day in My last Dear Jacob, A few years back, you wrote to tell me you were a fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. I wanted to teil you how much I appreciate the letter, and to apologize for not responding sooner! November 2019 One of the most rewarding things about being an author is getting letters from fans like yourself. I feel very lucky that my books have reached so many people, and I'm grateful for each and every letter I've received. It's people like you who inspire me to make sure the Wimpy Kid books are as funny as they can be. The last few years have been busier than I could ever have imagined. In addition to working on the books, movies, and other projects, I have two kids of my own and I'm doing my best to be a good dad to them. When you add up everything in my life, I'm not left with much tỉme to personally respond to the letters I've received from my fans. This is something that really bothers me because I know how much time it takes to write a personal note! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reaching out and telling me you liked my books. A lot of time has passed since you wrote me, and I'm sure you've moved on from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books. But I hope you know how much I appreciate your kindness. Your friend, Not a meme, but still really cool. I wrote Jeff Kinney roughly 4 years ago as a 7th grader and he responded recently. I’m now in my junior year. Such a nice guy.

Not a meme, but still really cool. I wrote Jeff Kinney roughly 4 years ago as a 7th grader and he responded recently. I’m now in my junio...

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