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Bad, Beer, and Bitch: What joke will make one burst into laughter for at least 30 seconds? DO NOT TELL A PERSONAL STORY A joke" should be the classic meaning of a joke (with a punchline, etc.) More Emmanuel Gautier, I have a weird laugh Written Thu Guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, and notices a big jar full of money behind the counter. He asks the bartender, "Hey man, what's that jar? I bet there's at least one grand in there!" "Ah, you must be new here. It's a challenge. If you put in fifty bucks, and then succeed at three tasks, you get all the money inside the jar." "Really? Man, what a tourist trap! Do people actually try that?" "Sure." "Damn. Stil, that's a lot of money. I gotta ask, what are the three tasks?" "Well, first, you need to go over to the bouncer over there. Yeah, the tall, muscular guy. And you gotta knock him out in one punch. Wow." "Yeah. Next, in the backyard we have this wild rottweiler. Nasty dog. Rabid. And it has a bad tooth. We tried having the vet over, but he won't come anywhere near the beast. The task is to take out his bad tooth "Uh huh." "And finally, there's this lady upstairs. She owns the place. She's quite old. Sixty five, maybe seventy. Very nice lady. She lost her husband a decade ago and, well.. she's lonely. The task is to go see her and give her some." "That is twisted, my friend. Wow. It's amazing that anyone thinks they can pull all this off. People these days... Anyway.'" The guy drinks his beer, and then has another. And another. And another. Now quite inebriated, he punches the counter and yells, "Whatever man, I'll do your stupid challenge!" He throws in a $50 bill, goes to the bouncer, taps him on the shoulder, and WHAM! The bouncer is down in one punch. Everyone in the bar suddenly groups around the scene and starts cheering frantically. The guy shouts, "Where's the damn dog at?", people push him to the backdoor, which he pushes. The crowd awaits, hearing nothing at first Then, muffled screams, punches, scratches and howls coming from behind the door Finally, the door opens again, and the guy paces into the bar, slowly, his shirt ripped apart and stained with blood, breathing loudly. Finally, he throws his arms up in the air, and shouts in triumph! As the crowd cheers like crazy, he yells "NOW WHERE'S THE OLD BITCH WITH THE BAD TOOTH?" 48.9k Views View Upvotes Hahah made me LOL for real guys hhaha
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Crazy, Dude, and Fam: Follow us for more! IGI TheDailyFanboy Tobey's Spider-man- was more iconiC uh huh And Andrew's was original Mmhmm At least you've got a sexy Aunt May WHAT? Spoiler free review of Spider-man Homecoming: I need to see this movie a second time cause in my theater this dude had the most obnoxious laugh and then people were mumbling near me during the whole thing but even with all that extra noise I enjoyed it. The portrayal of Spider-man was incredibly real. This is an unfair advantage since he was only a year removed from being an actual teen but still other incarnations felt like acting this was just being a kid in highschool with super powers. I know people complain about Flash Thompson but that's a bully nowadays fam. I mean in 2017 jocks are way more concerned about getting good grades and making it to the school they want than bullying, of course there's some that carve time out but mostly it's the kids who have something over you but they're not that high up on the totem pole themselves. Vulture had such a great arc in the film it didn't feel underdeveloped and I love how they opposed him with Spider-man. I thought the pacing was way more akin to one of those early John Hughes films than an actual superhero movie which was a nice touch and Ironman is barely in it so suck on that haters. The Humor felt natural and not forced, the action was crazy intense, and Ned in particular was a standout. I'm not giving this movie a number cause it's really something you need to see and I know that if you have issues with Flash or with Tom's performance of Peter I believe it's mostly because you're not a kid anymore or you've lost that youth within you. Sounds corny but if you're grown up physically and mentally you might hate it. Also make sure to stay for the after credits scenes they're worth it. Turning off comments cause I got stuff to do today and I don't want someone to comment a spoiler and I miss it. marvel mcu marvelcomics comics spiderman spidermanhomecoming rottentomatoes johnhughes jonwatts tomholland peterparker review homecoming ironman vulture happy saturday meme auntmay tobeymaguire andrewgarfield

Spoiler free review of Spider-man Homecoming: I need to see this movie a second time cause in my theater this dude had the most obnoxious la...

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