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Bailey Jay, Funny, and Target: edbx After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a "P") and the solutions recorded (marked by an "S") by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense if humour P. Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement. S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced. P Test flight OK, auto-land very rough S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft P Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit P Dead bugs on windshield S: Live bugs on back order P Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground. P. Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level P Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick S: That's what friction locks are for. P. IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode P Suspect crack in windshielod S: Suspect you're right P Number 3 engine missing S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious P. Target radar hums S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P Mouse in cockpit S: Cat installed in cockpit P Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget. Mechanic with a good sense of humor

Mechanic with a good sense of humor

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Ass, Aww, and Dogs: thewugtest if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know a wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that . they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting .a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go "i can probably step on that with my full weight" and then he will do it letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day RET sad-gay-potato I wanna know who did this research thewugtest well, i did! Aww-ducational!
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Ass, Aww, and Dogs: thewugtest if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know a wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that . they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting .a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go "i can probably step on that with my full weight" and then he will do it letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day RET sad-gay-potato I wanna know who did this research thewugtest well, i did! Aww-ducational!
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Japanese, Torture, and Soldier: Captured U.S. soldier being treated with unbelievably inhumane Japanese torture methods (1945)

Captured U.S. soldier being treated with unbelievably inhumane Japanese torture methods (1945)

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