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Bless Up, Memes, and πŸ€–: I need you! @Dr Smashlove Say Bruh shout to u lovey dovey motherfuckers that's gon risk it all tonight. Y'all know who the hell y'all are, don't pretend. Y'all in love. With that girl Stephanie who work down the hall. Or that girl Melissa who u work with at the mall. Or Emily from science class. Whoever she is, u in love, and u chose Valentine's Day to come out of the closet and risk it all and let her know. U got your flowers ready. Your chocolates. A nicely written card in hand writing, which nobody even write any more (real talk? I haven't hand written anything since 2011 πŸ˜‚. Like when iMessage brought in doodles, I had to re-learn how to write letters 😫). But anyway, u got your whole situation ready, and u gon risk it all. Game winner at the buzzer from half court. Today? A lot of Stephanie's, Melissa's and Emily's gon learn that u MADLY in love with her ass. Now there's a 1 in 1,000 chance she like u back, and she gon be thrilled. The other 999 gon be hella uncomfortable and no offense but tonight? U gon be their snap story Bruh πŸ˜‚. Pic: roses and chocolates. Over-text: "OMG Nick you are the sweetest friend I could ask for!!!" And just like that yo chest gon cave in and u gon lose your breath which hasn't happened since the ball hit u in the stomach in third grade kickball. Two important lessons will be learned today. First, nick, u gon learn he hard way to keep it G πŸ˜‚. Being lovey dovey is a wonderful trait but it's a time and a place and u gotta first make sure you're in there. U feel me? For all the young ladies, u gon be like "FML I REALLY LIKE PEDRO WHY COULDN'T HE BE THE ONE TO GET ME FLOWERS 😫". Because baby. Pedro ain't about shit. Pedro never bringing u flowers. YOU COULD HAVE HIS BABY AND NO FLOWERS πŸ˜‚. So today u gon learn a important lesson - it's gon be men who adore u but u don't like them, and it's gon be men u adore but they don't see u anything as late night Punani. The key is to find a man in the middle, who gets your heart racing and also treat u how u need to be treated. Don't settle for Nick OR Pedro - be patient and u gon find a man who do both. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Memes, Little Brother, and My Backpack: re TTStoryTime - "How tough are ya?" - "Hey dude." "Sup." I put my backpack on the floor and sit on the bed. "I'm bored." "Same." says my friend. He gets up and sits on the bed next to me. "Wanna play a game?" "Sure. What game?" "I just made it up, it's called the honesty game." "Honesty game?" "Yea. We each take turns giving our honest opinion on something." "Hmmm. Okay seems interesting." "Okay I'll start," he turns and faces me. "How do you feel about incest?" "Incest? Gross dude what the hell?" He had look of disappointment in his eye and I started to wonder what he did at home. "Okay my turn. How do you feel about abortion?" "I don't care much. Wish my Mom considered it." At this point I was uncomfortable. He was being hella suspect. "OK my turn! How do you feel abouttt... Gay people?" "Gay people? I mean they're cool I guess doesnt bother me really." Now he had a gleam of hope in his eyes. This only made me want to leave more. "K den. Ummm... How do you feel about memes?" "Memes? What is that?" Yep time to go. I get up without saying a word and pick up my backpack to leave. Before I can exit his room, he blocks the door. "Move." "Not until you tell me what a may-may is." I glared at him. "Move or I'll force you." He licked his lips slowly. Now I wasn't so sure I wanted to touch him. I dropped my backpack and put my hands-up. "I don't wanna fight you dude. Just move." Suddenly, his little brother appears in the door frame. "What are you guys doing." "We're just playing a game." "Like the one we played last night? My butt still hurts." "No not yet." Yet. I charged forward and pushed 2 brothers out of the way, leaving my backpack. I flew down the stairs and out the doorway and ran like a black man with a stolen TV.
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