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Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw Fucking Outside her House, ao3tagoftheday: oxymoronicromantic: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “sexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her house”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor “On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?” 7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.” …I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong???? Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier. Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?
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Ass, Children, and Dogs: relishboi hey gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one airfierce kay first of all she is their MOTHER and she did NOTHING less than keeping her family SAFE airfierce okay first of all she is their MOTHER and she did NOTHING less than keeping her family SAFE lookin4something Yo what? She was a liscenced pilot who had enough connects and respect to get a fuckin in less than 24 hours, then saved her family nd humanity. Being thic is a biproduct of her kicking ass all day every day tell me I'm wrong midnight-revelation Helen Par was, undoubtedly, The Hero of The Incredibles. She single-handedly saved her two children from a plane explosion fter piloting the HELL out of a government jet. She then all but single-handedly saved her husband (Mirage beat her to it by milliseconds). And to top it off, she let herself be thrown at least 40 meters into the air to save her baby that was in free fall. Bob may have been out there kicking ass and looking good Incredible throughout that entire movie. It's like she said in the beginning of the movie doing it, but ElastiGirl was Mrs. Fucking at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! I don't think so." midnight-revelation ALL WHILE her husband, Mr. Incredible, was running around, out for days at a time, being too In family (to be fair, he was getting paid serious credible to help his wife raise their ney for it and he just lost his job, so it was win-win for him). But, while he was trying to e a superhero again, she was at home, being a supermother to her chaotic superpowered children and a superwife to her suspicious a ing husband, even as evidence started piling up that painted Bob's recent actions in an un- flattering light. ElastiGirl had the main role in ct he Incredibles lII because it was exactly what she deserved. It was her time to run around and be Incredible while Bob raised the kids Source: relishboi elastigirl discourse
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Dude, Head, and Life: r/starterpacks i.redd.it That Guy in High School Who Was Really Into Tool" Starter Pack u/jazzyfluids "THAT ONE GUY IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO WAS REALLY INTO TOOL" STARTER PACK HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED KAYLA OR ASHLEY WANNA HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL?" NIV IS AN ATHEIST BUT IS INTO EASTERN ZEITGEIST DUDE YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO LATERALUS. IT'S AMAZING. Research chemical From wikpeda, ฐ e free encyclopedia THEY USED THE FIBONACCI SEQUENCE IN THE MUSIC DUDE. EROWID 232 Comments blackpanthor 3h is that seth everman's bald head? 1421 Sansalamander 2h Undoubtedly. 1120 blackpanthor 2h I thought so. id recognize it anywhere 73 <p><a href="https://bucketofyikes.tumblr.com/post/171385621225/setheverman-wh-why-did-someone-add-the-top-of-my" class="tumblr_blog">bucketofyikes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/171350140523/wh-why-did-someone-add-the-top-of-my-head-to-this" class="tumblr_blog">setheverman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wh… why did someone add the top of my head to this image…? how did so many people recognize it…? i am so concerned</p></blockquote> <p>Your picture has been the same for as long as it’s reared its baldness into my life and onto my dashboard. People recognize it. </p> </blockquote> <p>ok so i’ve been getting a ton of replies like this but like&hellip;. i literally took this photo 4 months ago&hellip; i’ve had this as my profile pic for 4 months&hellip; ????</p>

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Advice, Anime, and Comfortable: Ill AT&T 9:22 PMM I'm looking for a particular kind of intellectual to email or text with. It should be apparent what kinds of things we might talk about from my scheme below. Start with O points. Consider each item in order, and if the statement applies to you, modify your current score correspondingly. Feel free to message me if your score is 150 or more. Most people won't qualify. 1. You're interested in psychology and actively learn about it. (+5 points.) You can name at least ten genres of music that you listen to, and you're open to trading songs. (+5) You're weird (everyone is) and okay with it. (+5) You are old-fashioned in some ways, or feel ancient compared to your age group. (+5 . You watch anime. (+5) You like sharing memes/comics. (+5) You have at least three major hobbies. (+10) . You know your MBTl type and your cognitive functions. (+10) You would describe yourself as highly curious. (+10) You're 20 to 30 years old. (+10) You don't have a reddit account, or use a throwaway account to post or contact people. (Halve your current score.) You're comfortable with others playing devil's advocate and you're not easily offended. (+10) . You habitually write, as a means of self-expression, in some form such as poetry, blogging, essay, review, or literatura 1LIO Vote Share V AT&T 9:23 PM 22% You habitually write, as a means of self-expression, in some form such as poetry, blogging, essay, review, or literature. (+10) You enjoy explaining things, even simple concepts. You take ideas, debates, or arguments personally (-20) You can program, edit movies, mix songs, use photoshop, design graphics, or some other specialized computer skill·(+10) Your IQ is over 130. (+10) People think you're a snob in some aspect. (-20) You know what the Dunning-Kruger effect is. (+10) You insist on anonymity in online correspondences (Halve your score.) You're undoubtedly the most honest person you know(+20) You don't have any stable "true friends". (Halve your score.) You finished reading a self-help book in the last 12 months and intend to read others. (+20) You're not interested in any religions or spiritual practices. (-40) ·You enjoy offering social advice(+20) You're a nihilist or you believe that science will provide answers to everything in time. (-30) You sometimes solve math problems that rise in everyday life for fun. (+20) You look down on other people or think you're superior. (Halve your score.) You consider yourself a good listener. (+10) You've ghosted someone within the last two years. (-50) You regularly play a sport. (+10) t Vote Share V Ill AT&T 9:23 PM rovia answers to everything in time. (-30) You sometimes solve math problems that rise in everyday life for fun. (+20) You look down on other people or think you're superior. (Halve your score.) You consider yourself a good listener. (+10) . You've ghosted someone within the last two years (-50) You regularly play a sport. (+10) You think that hvpocrisy invalidates a logical argument. (-20) You looked at my Reddit history and are not afraid to admit it. (+10) You're looking for online friends because you're lonely. (Decrease your score by 10% .No topic is out of bounds for you, and you don't mind mundane topics. (increase your score by 15% You've had a penpalship that remained active for at least half a year. (Increase your score by 20% You've never had an online correspondence last more than a month. (-30) . You think you can critique a piece of research or literature about almost any subject. (Increase your score by 25%.) Vote Share x7 BEST COMMENTS ▼ Now Lol Edit ↑1 Add a comment Must Have 150 Points Total Before Applying To Be His Friend

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Clothes, Ironic, and Life: Why do l understand this G.O.A.T. @thatudiboy There is always that one innocent spoon in every home that you just dislike for no reason Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep through your alarm and suddenly the whole day is thrown off. Below are some of my tips for making those off days or even just everyday a bit easier. 1. Pack everything the night before This seems like a no-brainer, I tell myself to do this often and when I don’t follow through, I wish I had. Set aside your outfit (down to the undergarments-seriously) If you workout (if you don’t-you should try to) set aside your workout clothes and shoes. You’ll have less excuses to not get started. Pack your lunch-don’t forget to fill up your water bottle Pack your work bag-backpack-purse with everything you will need to make it through the day. 2. Be prepared It only takes a bit of time to get yourself prepared for just about anything. Think about your essentials, things you wouldn’t want to be stuck without and things you always find yourself needing. You can either add these items to your daily bag or stash them in your car-desk-locker. 3. Don’t over complicate things If you know you are going to have a stressful week-plan ahead. Stick to the basics 4. Make lists Duh. Take a few minutes to get it together, list out things you’ve forgotten (groceries, errands, etc) and prioritize. It will seem much more simple when everything is laid out in front of you and not jumbled up in your brain. 5. To remember things: keep them close to you I’m horrible at taking off my makeup. I made a nasty habit of sleeping in makeup and only washing my face in the shower. To tackle this, I’ve left my makeup remover right by my toothbrush. This way when I brush my teeth at night, it’s easy to pull out a wipe and get rid of my raccoon eyes. I’ve also added night cream and Chapstick on my bedside table. Taking care of your skin is important! Lips too! 6. Set reminders Use the phone you are undoubtedly attached to. Set yourself alarms and reminders if you simply can’t be bothered to get it together. A little bit of preparation, planning and being easier on yourself can go a long way towards making every day better. billsimportantposts

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All Lives Matter, Children, and Friends: SOME COMBAT VETERANS ARE TEACHERS VETERANS COME FIRST LIKEe RESPECT From @veterans_come_first Jeff Shelton, who spent over 20 years serving in the armed forces, retiring as a Major from the U.S. Air Force, is preparing to start his second year teaching at Lamar Consolidated High School in Rosenberg. Shelton is among more than 3,000 veterans in Texas and more than 20,000 nationwide who traded bulletproof vests for textbooks to become teachers supported by the Troops to Teachers program. Every time he parachuted into enemy territory, every time he held a dying friend in the back of a helicopter, every time he watched a child collapse from grave injuries, peace for Shelton seemed to slip farther and farther away. He found his inner anguish only intensified when he retired from the military in December 2016 and finally had time to process all the wickedness he had seen in the world. It was almost too much for the 42-year-old to process, until he walked into his Junior ROTC classroom inside Lamar Consolidated High School later that month. "I didn't take the time to deal with my past. I had a lot of friends commit suicide or die — some of them died with me in the back of a helicopter. I just never dealt with it," Shelton said. "So here, I found a lot of peace in helping (the students) transition into adulthood." The employment of American veterans in schools is, undoubtedly, good news, as the school authorities and the teaching staff of schools consist mainly of left-wing liberals and therefore inspires children with purely left-liberal views. That is why such a large percentage of young people are very liberal. That veterans will be able to teach children the right attitude towards their country, their traditions, their past and their own state. police cop cops thinblueline lawenforcement policelivesmatter supportourtroops BlueLivesMatter AllLivesMatter brotherinblue bluefamily tbl thinbluelinefamily sheriff policeofficer backtheblue

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Bad, Goals, and Memes: SPOILER FREE REVIEW: Ok guys just got done watching Spiderman Homecoming. Another cool movie by MCU. This was a fun movie for lack of better terms. It had great story progression and all the humor you already expect from a Marvel movie. Alright now for some pros, cons and rating. . . PROS: Tom Holland is a great Spiderman, no doubts about that. He was witty, energetic and charasmatic. Everything you can expect out of the character of Spiderman. Secondly, as we all know one of MCU's greatest downfalls is their villains. Surprisingly the villain was great! He was intimidating and genuinely felt like he would do whatever needed to be done to accomplish his goals. His reasoning for becoming the way he did made perfect sense and *POTENTIAL SPOILER* his similarity with how Tony became rich was pretty clever by the writers. This just gave him all the more reason to be able to live with himself even though he was a criminal. To wrap up the pros, the second half of this movie was simply greatness. Loved the small plot twist in the dynamic of Peter's character and how it tied into the Vulture. . . CONS: First things first, Flash was a terrible "bully". Undoubtedly the worst casting in the movie. He is not intimidating at all. He would instead be the guy to get bullied rather than bullying others. Secondly, although Tom was a great Spiderman, he was extremly clumsy in most of his action sequences. *POTENTIAL SPOILER* He even admitted to sort of being afraid of heights at one point. He looked like a really bad rookie throughout most of the movie. I wouldn't have been bothered by this so much if we hadn't see him go toe to toe with some of the avengers in Civil War. It just looks like he lost his touch or somehow his abilities were downgraded. (For those of you wondering this movie does take place AFTER Civil War). Lastly I didn't like his chemistry with Liz. It felt a little forced and I didn't see how or when she became attracted to Peter. All in all I was tuned out of the first half of the movie . It was a bit boring and dragged on. . . RATING: 7-10 Artist: @artuniverse6 spiderman spidermanhomecoming

SPOILER FREE REVIEW: Ok guys just got done watching Spiderman Homecoming. Another cool movie by MCU. This was a fun movie for lack of better...

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Chill, Complex, and Fake: Leading causes of death in perspective terrorism War pregnancy & birth emedical complications O- murder ㅡㅡ murder undetemined events mental health disorders _ heart & circulatory disorders transport accidents cancer -suicide musculoskeletal disorders diabetes respiratory disorders -non-transport accidents infections ddney disorders digestive disorders nervous system disorders The United States military has spent trillions of dollars on fake wars and murder when we could have invested that money into health and longevity of the human race. 4Biddenknowledge Rp @globalneo We focus so much on war and terrorism but we never talk about today's mass killers. The enormous impact that changing our diets would have on public health is something that's missing from mainstream discussion. So much fear mongering about death, but so little incentive to exercise and cut on unhealthy eating habits. What a positive impact for public health and the well-being of our planet would be if people start to cut on their red meat intake, for example. That's one big factor that has been noted to have a relationship with cardiovascular disease. If people start to moderately exercise at least a few times per week and simply start eating healthier, the death rate in the industrialized world would decrease in very positive ways. Of course, the problem is more complex than that, but if we really want to talk about what is killing people nowadays, we should undoubtedly focus on the amount of exercise and the type of diet people are having. Move your body, eat your veggies, and of course, don't forget to chill. DrinkWaterAndBreathe http:-www.independent.co.uk-news-health-the-things-most-likely-to-kill-you-in-one-infographic-a7747386.html

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Belgium, Books, and College: Crystal Johnson @Crystal1Johnson Following One of these men murdered 10M Europeans the other murdered 15M Africans. We were only taught about one. Why? RETWEETS LIKES 4.368 3,329Ae chaotic-good-milk-hotel: espikvlt: whatupercieveasreal: espikvlt: bellaxiao: King Leopold of Belgium was a cruel, brutal ruler who chopped off feet hands of his Congolese slaves for rubber. Because Hitler was part of a global war that the U.S. was engaged in and King Leopold wasn’t.But we spent far more time learning about Leopold in my university than Hitler, as they were aware we had already learned everything we needed to know about Hitler in elementary school and high school.We read multiple books about King Leopold in multiple classes while I went to university, and I ended up learning just as much about him as I knew about Hitler. So you learn about hitler for free then pay to learn about leopold ? I don’t make school curriculum, I’m just helping answer the question and explain the logic behind it.(I also believe in free college, so in a more sensical world, you wouldn’t have to pay for either.) Also this post comes across as really minimizing towards the tragedy that was the Holocaust. Hitler didn’t just kill 10 million “Europeans”, he killed 10 million, Jewish people, Roma, gay and transgender people, disabled people, political dissenters and yes, black people. King Leopold was undoubtedly a monster but you shouldn’t trivialize one tragedy to talk about another because that’s really fucked up. 
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