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Tumblr, Blog, and Congratulations: Any country: *has oil
USA:
Congratulations, you are being rescuea
Please do not resist
fakehistory:The United States invasion of Iraq (c. 2003)
fakehistory:The United States invasion of Iraq (c. 2003)
Bones, Break, and Focus: BREAKFASTS FROMM
AROUND THE WORLD!
0
What do people eat in other countries?
UNITED STATES
GREAT BRITAIN
JAPAN
BACON AND EGGS
BEANS AND SADNESS
GALLON OF PAINT
GERMANY
NORWAY
PERU
TOWEL DIPPED
N MAYONNAISE
CRUSHED UP BONES
OF THEIR ENEMIES
1998 FORD FOCUS
break fast https://t.co/n3pvDArdz5
break fast https://t.co/n3pvDArdz5
9gag, America, and Memes: *Taking passport photo*
Me: breathe, just smile naturally. It's
not that hard
Also me:
Surmame/Nom/Apelilidos
PARKER
Given Names/Prénoms/Nombres
PETER
Nationality/Nationalité/Nacionalidad
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Date of birth/Date de naissance/Fecha de nacimi
10 AUG
Place of birth/Lieu de naissance/Lugar de nadm
NEW YORK, U.S.A
Date of Issue/Date de délivrance/Fecha de exped
19 JUL
Date of expiration/Date d'expiration/Fecha de ca
18 JUL
Endorsements/Mentions Spécdales/Anotadones
USA
SEE PAGE 27
*Forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport-class photo* spidermanfarfromhome tomholland 9gag
*Forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport-class photo* spidermanfarfromhome tomholland 9gag
America, Dank, and New York: *Taking passport photo*
Me: breathe, just smile naturally. It's
not that hard
Also me:
Surmame/Nom/Apellidos
PARKER
Given Names/Prénoms/Nombres
PETER
Nationality/Nationalité/Nacionalidad
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Date of birth/Date de naissance/Fecha de nadmi
10 AUG
Place of birth/Lieu de naissance/Lugar de nadm
NEW YORK, U.S.A
Date of issue/Date de délivrance/Fecha de exped
19 JUL
Date of expiration/Date d'expiration/Fecha de ca
18 JUL
Endorsements/Mentions Spédales/Anotadones
USA
SEE PAGE 27
*forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport/class photo*
*forgets how to smile every time I need to take a passport/class photo*
Arkansas, Florida, and Information: The REAL United States
North Empty
LLUSION
Oregon
mmmnm
Cheese
Realm
Wyoming
(Not Real)
New Yorlk
lowa
2 people
live here
Newer York
Newest York
The Great Void
Formerly Ohio)
Empty
West
Virginia
East Empy
Arkansas
West Empty
North
What Florida
Color Index
Absolutely Nothing
-Absolutely Nothing
Absolutety Nothing
l can't remember
South Empy
Included in
update 1.5
Shoot l
dropped
my rocks
ifunny.C
For your information that is not Iowa, THAT IS MICHIGAN
For your information that is not Iowa, THAT IS MICHIGAN
America, Christmas, and Money: Walter Shaub
@waltshaub
lvanka Trump and Jared Kushner
traveling during the Trump shutdown
means Secret Service agents who are
not currently receiving paychecks
missed Christmas with their families
so they could escort wealthy nepotists
with no conception of public service.
"For the wall's $5.7 billion,
every child in America could
have access to universal pre-K.
Yet when we propose the same
money for universal ed, we're told it's
a 'fantasy' and asked 'how are you
going to pay for it?'
Education is an investment
in society that yields returns.
Walls are a waste,"
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
OCCUPY
DEMOCRATS
intelligentchristianlady:
The government is shut down because the president insists that we, the citizens of the United States, have to pay for the wall he promised us Mexico would pay for.
intelligentchristianlady: The government is shut down because the president insists that we, the citizens of the United States, have to pay ...
9/11, Tumblr, and Uber: After 9/11, the Maasai people in a Kenyan
village gave 14 cows to help and support
the United States.
Uber Humor iai
have sexual relions wih that woman
failnation:Pretty wholesome. In terms of currency, 14 cows is a fortune to them btw
failnation:Pretty wholesome. In terms of currency, 14 cows is a fortune to them btw
Memes, Australia, and Evolution: If you had a 2-foot thick layer of fat on your
body, it could stop a 9mm bullet from reaching
your internal organs.
Prevalence of overweight people in the Anglosphere
74.1
United States
New Zealand
Australia
68.4 67.4
63.8
61.1
Its evolution, i believe
Eat more boys.it helps via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2LHYvUD
Eat more boys.it helps via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2LHYvUD
9/11, Help, and United: After 9/11, the Maasai people in a Kenyan
village gave 14 cows to help and support
the United States.
In terms of currency, 14 cows is a fortune to them btw
In terms of currency, 14 cows is a fortune to them btw
America, Finance, and Lawyer: U.S. NEWS
COHEN SENTENCED
Dec 12 | Michael Cohen, President Trump's
former personal lawyer, is sentenced to
three years in prison
Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former personal lawyer, has been sentenced to three years in prison. Cohen, 52, was sentenced Wednesday in Manhattan federal court after he pled guilty to nine charges relating to campaign finance violations, tax evasion, and lying to Congress in NY federal court. ___ In a courtroom statement, Cohen said: - "I take full responsibility for each act that I pled guilty to, the personal ones to me and those involving the president of the United States of America." ___ Cohen will report to federal prison on March 6th. ___ Photo: Stephanie Keith | NYT
Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former personal lawyer, has been sentenced to three years in prison. Cohen, 52, was sentenced Wednesday in ...
Memes, Live, and United: DON'T
MESS
WITH
NANCY
LIKE TO STAND WITH LEADER PELOSI
Leader Nancy Pelosi just went on live TV and schooled the President of the United States.
Don't mess with Nancy. No #TrumpShutdown.
Leader Nancy Pelosi just went on live TV and schooled the President of the United States. Don't mess with Nancy. No #TrumpShutdown.
Memes, United, and Board: "I'd like to talk
to the manager"
"I need to speak with
the regional director"
"I demand a parley
with the Chief
Executive Officer"
60
"I require the presence
of the Board
of Directors."
it is imperative that I confer with the president of the united states
it is imperative that I confer with the president of the united states
America, Earth, and Live: *Earth has global threat that
could kill everyone on the planet*
America:
I missed the part where that's my problem
“What do we care? We live in the United States.”
“What do we care? We live in the United States.”
Animals, Instagram, and Memes: INSTAGRAM | @IFACTS.DAILY
One of the world's largest stockpiles of nuclear
weapons a U.S. Navy base near seattle is
partially defended by trained dolphins.
The largest stockpile of nuclear weapons in the United States, and possibly even in the world, is defended by a group of militarized dolphins. Since 2010, the U.S. Navy has employed the animals to protect the Naval Base Kitsap, which is located on the Kitsap Peninsula in Washington about 20 miles outside Seattle. Prior to 2010, unwanted swimmers around this base were identified by trained sea lions. Though military dolphins are used for finding mines in other parts of the world, the Kitsap dolphins are on the lookout for intruders. Once a dolphin finds an unwanted swimmer, the dolphin swims back to its trainers, who might give it a transponder to mark the swimmer's location. Or, they may equip the dolphins with a shackle that will attach to the intruder and send a float to the surface as a signal to Naval officers. . Comment "DOLPHIN" letter by letter for a story shout-out.
The largest stockpile of nuclear weapons in the United States, and possibly even in the world, is defended by a group of militarized dolphin...
Memes, Survivor, and Getty Images: Spencer Platt/Getty Images
Pearl Harbor survivor Armando 'Chick' Galella, 97, salutes during an event on the USS Intrepid to mark 77 years since the Japanese surprise attack that prompted the United States to enter World War II.
Pearl Harbor survivor Armando 'Chick' Galella, 97, salutes during an event on the USS Intrepid to mark 77 years since the Japanese surprise ...
Memes, News, and Fox News: AP Photo/Sebastian Scheiner, Pool
Israel's relations with the United
States have never been stronger.
lsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
FOX
NEWS
chan neI
During an exclusive interview with Pete Hegseth, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that the relations between Israel and the United States are based on "the bond of values."
During an exclusive interview with Pete Hegseth, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that the relations between Israel and the Un...
American, History, and United: GEORGE H. W. BUSH
Member of Congress
.Ambassador to the United Nations
Director of Central Intelligence
Vice President
.President of the United States
1924 2018
With the passing of George H.W. Bush, we mark one of the last pages of a defining chapter in American history. He will be missed!
With the passing of George H.W. Bush, we mark one of the last pages of a defining chapter in American history. He will be missed!
Memes, Pop, and Soda: The United States simplified
Weed
Uninhabited
Mormans
It's called "pop"
not soda state
eed Yeehaw
Used to be Mexico states Hard R
states
but now hate
mexico states
Here’s one for you non-American redditors via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KYq4Jb
Here’s one for you non-American redditors via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2KYq4Jb
George W. Bush, Memes, and Houston: AP Photo/Eric Gay
UNITED STATES OFAMERICA
The flag-draped casket of former President George H.W. Bush is carried by a joint services military honor guard to Special Air Mission 41 at Ellington Field during a departure ceremony in Houston. Former President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush wave as they board Special Air Mission 41. Members of the military line up in front of Special Air Mission 41 at Ellington Field.
The flag-draped casket of former President George H.W. Bush is carried by a joint services military honor guard to Special Air Mission 41 at...
Friday, Memes, and American: YASSER AL-ZAYYAT/AFP/Gatty Images
Kuwait Towers in Kuwait City were illuminated Saturday with the American flag and portrait of former President George H.W. Bush as a tribute to the 41st president of the United States, who passed away Friday.
Kuwait Towers in Kuwait City were illuminated Saturday with the American flag and portrait of former President George H.W. Bush as a tribute...
Dad, Family, and Friends: UM WATSON/APP/Getty Images
Statement from the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush, on the passing of his father: "Jeb, Neil, Marvin, Doro, and I are saddened to announce that after 94 remarkable years, our dear Dad has died. George H. W. Bush was a man of the highest character and the best dad a son or daughter could ask for. The entire Bush family is deeply grateful for 41's life and love, for the compassion of those who have cared and prayed for Dad, and for the condolences of our friends and follow citizens."
Statement from the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush, on the passing of his father: "Jeb, Neil, Marvin, Doro, and I are sa...
Memes, United, and 🤖: George Herbert Walker Bush, the 41st President Of the United States has died at the age of 94. rip tmz
George Herbert Walker Bush, the 41st President Of the United States has died at the age of 94. rip tmz
