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America, Funny, and Golden Globes: 'Get Out Will Compete As A Comedy At The Golden Globes And People Are Pissed @balleralert 'Get Out' Will Compete As A Comedy At The Golden Globes And People Are Pissed - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ " GetOut," the box office hit directed by JordanPeele, will compete as a comedy at next year's GoldenGlobes. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Get Out" is a horror film that satirically examines race relations in America. The film follows Chris — played by DanielKaluuya — a black man who travels to a secluded estate to meet his white girlfriend’s wealthy parents. The setup gives way to the perfect nightmare. "Get Out" was critically-acclaimed upon its release, earning more than $253 million. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an attempt to maximize the film's chance of being nominated, Universal Pictures entered the film into the comedy-musical category at the upcoming event — a move that is unsettling for some. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Lil Rel Howery, who also starred in "Get Out" tweeted, "Their is nothing funny about racism," on Tuesday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, adventure films like 2016's "The Martian" and 2010's "Alice In Wonderland" were also selected for comedy categories in attempts to snag more nominations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The nominations will be announced on Dec. 11 with the event following on Jan. 8.

'Get Out' Will Compete As A Comedy At The Golden Globes And People Are Pissed - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ " GetOut," the box off...

Being Alone, Creepy, and Life: 0 A MISSOURI COUPLE SUED THE SELLER OF A HOUSE, FROM WHOM THEY HAD BOUGHT IT, WHEN THEY DISCOVERED THAT BROWN RECLUSE SPIDERS WERE "BLEEDING OUT OF THE WALLS." IT WAS ESTIMATED BY AN EXPERT THAT AROUND 4,000 5,000 SPIDERS HAD INFESTED THE HOUSE. WHY IS BLACK AND WHITE SO CREEPY? - SUBMITTED BY LUKKYNUMBER • Did you ever notice that black & white movies are much creepier, in a way, than modern-day color films? Not more horrific, per se, as sheer terror can be brought on by graphic imagery, modern special effects, and myriad lighting tricks that are readily available in today's movies. But there's just something very unnerving about old Twilight Zone shows, for instance, with the grainy white & charcoal filling up the screen. And don't get me started about the creepy music from back then! But the way some movies from the 40s & 50s look, they're just very... unsettling. Part of the reason why is because everything in them is so foreign. People dressed different back then, and talked different; they were scared differently too. The horror movies from the '30s are an entirely different genre than horror from the '50s. Have you seen the early zombie flicks, like Night of the Living Dead? You can't tell me that the black & white isn't creepy shit. The original Psycho? Blood splattered on the wall in that film puts me on edge in a unique way, because it's a malignant black coating, instead of the red that we know blood to look like in real life. Do you know why black & white movies are truly scarier though? Distraction, or lack thereof. In modern cinema, there are literally thousands of different colors, shades, & combinations to distract your eye. You don't realize it but our eyes are constantly darting back and forth all over the screen, so even the most hellish monster is only capturing PART of our attention. The rest of our eyeballs are glued to the wallpaper in the background, the table in the foreground, etc. In a black & white picture, we are almost watching a blank slate of imagery. So the slightest movement of the monster, we see. The way the protagonist gingerly creeps down a dark staircase, we see her and her alone. We aren't distracted by brilliant lights and colors, so we feel a different kind of primal fear than what we feel watching in color. Distraction is a tool. While you've been reading my drivel, did you even notice my footsteps go into your child's bedroom?

WHY IS BLACK AND WHITE SO CREEPY? - SUBMITTED BY LUKKYNUMBER • Did you ever notice that black & white movies are much creepier, in a way, th...

Apparently, Ass, and Cute: roach patrol: awwww-cute Girlfriend's mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute AldenRants 24-50 @blaaaarrgh asked me to rant about the people who don't want you to rant anymore, because fuck them! Do I want to get started? My heart says, "FUUUUUCK YEEEES END THEMMMM *unsettling primal carnivorous noises*" but my mind says, ".....I mean......they're not wrong" because guys. Ive made sooo many rants at this point that the only things I can think of to protest about with most of them is that the object or type of person is either deranged or of the devil. No matter how much I enjoy it, I'm always so done at this point of rant making and it leaves me cOnfLiCtEd. It's like. Do I want to end the people against my rants...or end myself?? NO, I'VE MADE UP MY MIND THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS AND MYYY HEART WA- NAY! YEARRRRRNS TO PUT THESE WHINY ASS, PICKY, HEARTLESS, IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE DINGBATS IN THEIR PLACE. Only God can judge us AND YOUR PLACE SURE AIN'T GOD STATUS SO FUCK OUTTA HERE! INSTAGRAM DOESN'T EVEN MAKE YOU LOOK AT WHOLE CAPTIONS ANYMORE! If you want to see a full caption, you have to ACTIVELY press the button to view it SO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TELLING ME "Ugh I'm so tired of seeing these rants they're getting annoying" WHEN YOU GOT NO ONE TO BLAME EXCEPT YOUR OWN SENTIENT FINGER APPARENTLY WHO HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR SEPARATE FROM -AND DEBATABLY SUPERIOR TO- YOUR OWN. If you want to punish the reallll culprit for your supposed torture, THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DO US ALL A FAVOR AND STICK YOUR GUILT-RIDDEN THUMB UP YOUR ASS

AldenRants 24-50 @blaaaarrgh asked me to rant about the people who don't want you to rant anymore, because fuck them! Do I want to get start...

America, Cars, and Children: SHAME On TRUMP MATE AND Whoever Invited himl OUSAFORTRUMP SHAME ON YOU FOR BREAKING INTO OUR COUNTRYILLEGALLY ‘Make America Mexico Again’: Why Americans are fed up with IllegalAliens There is something a bit unsettling about watching violent, foul-mouthed protesters waving the Mexican flag on American soil. Over the weekend, Hispanic children lined the streets in Fort Wayne, Indiana – hurling filthy insults at Donald Trump supporters. “F*** you,” the youngsters shouted as they flipped off passerby. “F*** you.” Video captured images of the angry protesters wearing sombreros and holding signs that read, “Brown Pride.” What kind of a parent would allow their child to behave that way in public? A similar protest turned violent last week in Southern California – as a horde of illegals and their supporters violently attacked Trump supporters, police and even a horse. Yes, a horse. Cole Bartiromo, identified by local media as a Trump supporter, needed a half-dozen stiches after the mob bashed open his head. “Suddenly, out of nowhere I felt this thud in the front of my head,” Bartiromo told CBLA.com. “I started panicking – getting scared, thinking, ‘When are they going to stop? Are they going to kill me? I mean, these aren’t rational people.’” The California mob spilled into the streets – blocking roadways and smashing Police cars. They intended to shut down a Trump rally. They intended to silence Mr. Trump and his supporters. They were angry about the BorderWall he plans to build – to secure our border from the invading **horde** of illegals. They were angry about Mr. Trump speaking the truth – about how illegals are killing Americans – on American soil. One of the most disturbing images in recent days came from California – a small child – holding a sign. It read, “Make America Mexico Again.” Read more: @FoxNews.com

‘Make America Mexico Again’: Why Americans are fed up with IllegalAliens There is something a bit unsettling about watching violent, foul-mo...

Baller Alert, Florida Man, and Memes: Florida Man Steals $7 Billion, Says Jesus Wanted him to be Wealthy @baller alert Florida Man Steals $7 Billion, Says Jesus Wanted him to be Wealthy – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ God forgives, but the government won’t. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Florida man tried to pull a fast one last month, after he was caught making fraudulent wire transfers for about $7 billion from an unnamed bank. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to reports, JohnMichaelHaskew of Lakeland, Florida performed over 70 wire transfers on December 9 and 10 from a bank, which court documents have described as Bank A. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sources say, Haskew had an unsettled debt with the government in addition to his unemployment. As a result, he set out to steal money from a bank in an order to receive the many blessings that he deserved. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “[Haskew stated] that Jesus Christ created wealth for everyone. Using this scheme, Haskew believed that he could obtain the wealth that Jesus Christ created for him and that belonged to him,” court documents revealed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It is still unclear where the money was transferred to, but he faces up to five years in prison, as well as a fine of up to $250,000, after pleading guilty to one charge of making a false or fraudulent statement to a department or agency of the UnitedStates.

Florida Man Steals $7 Billion, Says Jesus Wanted him to be Wealthy – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ God forgives, but the governme...

Complex, Memes, and Faded: 2 3 E MOTIONS PEOPLE FEEL, BUT CAN'T EXPLAIN tai Orcza 1. Sonder The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own 2. Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable 3. Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place. 4. Enouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self 5. Vee chor The strange wistfulness of used bookshops 6. Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat 7. Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet 8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like 9. Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head. 10 Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm 11 Vemodalen: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist 12. Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening 13 Ellipsism: A sadness that you never be able to know how history will turn out 14. Kuebiko: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence 15 Lachesism: The desire to be struck by disaster to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire 16 Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it 17. Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know Someone 18. Ruckkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness 19. Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you anymore 20. Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time 21 Liberosis: The desire to care less about things 22 Altschmerz: Weariness with the same olc issues that you've always had the same boring flaws and anxieties that you've been gnawing on for years 23. Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective the full set, which is extremely relatable @yourtypicalgiggle

the full set, which is extremely relatable @yourtypicalgiggle