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Head, Hungry, and Lazy: The "I'm Not Angry" Mark Usage: When you need to be brief, but you're not angry Example We need to talk The Sinceriod Usage When you want to break out of your cycnical shell and be truly honest with someone. Example: Oh, wow, Thank you, This sweater is just what I wanted Sarcastises Usage The opposite of the sinceriod. Use when you want to be sarcastic, but in a way that's totally different and better from whatever system you're using now. Example: Oh, wow. Thank you. This sweater is just what I wanted. Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon Usage: If you don't know when it's appropriate to use a semi-colon, and you're too lazy to learn, you can use this in place of commas, semi-colons, and periods. Pretty much wherever you feel like it Eхample: Now I can act superior and avoid learning anything I'm a stain on humanity Andorpersand Usage: One simple symbol for "and/or" Example: Some people hate the very existence of the phrase "and/or, " but these people are uptight &o stupid Mockwotation Marks Usage: For quoting something that someone didn't say, but totally would say with the way they're being right now. The written equivalent of doing an impression of someone by saying "Look at me, I'm so-and-so" and wiggling your hands by your head, and speaking in a high-pitched voice. I'm Stacey. I'm going to complain about being hungry but not offer any suggestions of my own, said Stacey. Collegelf Superellipsis Usage: For an extreme dramatic pause. When you want the reader to wait a good 20 seconds before reading the next part of the sentence. Maybe even imagine the lights flickering and some thunder crashing. Example: He paused, cautiously, as he approached the superellipsis. On the other side he found... more words! Collegelm Morgan Freemark Usage: Reminds readers that they can read words in any voice they want, so maybe they should read these words in Morgan Freeman's voice. Example: And so, Kevin took this big swig of vodka and straight-up ran head-first into the wall you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz: New And Necessary Punctuation Marks

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Bodies , Girls, and Head: on rapist A WOMAN made preg nant by a rapist shot him ten times and cut his head off after authori- ties refused to let her have an abortion. The victim hurled the severed head into her vil- lage square, shoutin that her attacker ha toyed with her honour", The man had taken nude photos of her and blackmailed her before raping her repeatedly The 26-year-old has been hailed a heroine for her actions by women's groups in Turkey spacetool: highladyofthesith: transgirlpinup: theblondlesbianfromthesnakehouse: gavinscreamingmichaelyelling: time-is-a-many-splendored-thing: douglasmurphy: rainbowcoffin: c-h-0-w: nightwife: Always reblog Woah well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.  If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that. I’m sure he somehow liked it Look, I’ve heard men’s bodies have a way of just rejecting a decapitation. He shouldn’t have been out by himself…. She did nothing wrong. She was just having a bit of fun. You know, girls will be girls. He shouldn’t be so uptight about it.

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Apparently, Asian, and Beautiful: Kimberly Yam _ @kimmythepooh You're 8 years old Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school He's your hero. But apparently other kids don't think he's so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent You don't want to be Chinese anymore Kimberly Yam@kimmythepooh 1d v You're 9 years olod You attend ballet camp. Someone tells you that another girl *hates* you. She thinks your eyes are an "ugly shape." You don't have the vocabulary to describe why that's hurtful. But now, you hate your distinctly Asian face. You do n't want to be Chinese anymore 80 t2,668 37.2K Kimberly Yam @kimmythepooh 1d v You're 16 years old It's Halloween & 2 students come to class dressed as "Asian tourists." They've taped their eyes back, strapped cameras around their necks and chucked up peace signs. You feel uncomfortable. When a teacher asks if you find the costumes offensive, you say no 979 2,521 35.6KT Kimberly Yam @kimmythepooh 1d You don't want people thinking you're uptight. You laugh along with everyone else. You don't want to be Chinese anymore You're 17 years old You're off to college & you meet other Asians. They have pride that you never had. You meet a boy & he wonders why you don't speak your family's tongue. Why your favorite food is grilled cheese, not xiao long bao. You say your family doesn't live that way. Kimberly Yam @kimmythepooh 1d But you know you rejected your culture a long time ago. You know you refused to speak Chinese & you remember calling your mother's food "disgusting." It's fucked. It clicks. It's a race to reclaim everything you've hated about yourself. For the 1st time, you want to be Chinese. 52 2,733 42.2K Kimberly Yam @kimmythepooh 1d v You're 20 years old You've spent the past several years repatriating yourself. You get your family's name inked into your skin. That character is there forever. You won't let anyone make you feel the way you did all those years ago. You love being Chinese Kimberly Yam@kimmythepooh .1d You're 25 years old You see a movie with an all-asian cast at a screening and for some reason you're crying and you can't stop. You've never seen a cast like this in Hollywood Everyone is beautiful You're so happy you're Chinese
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Head, Hungry, and Lazy: The "I'm Not Angry" Mark Usage: When you need to be brief, but you're not angry Example: We need to talk The Sinceriod Usage: When you want to break out of your cycnical shell and be truly honest with someone. Example: Oh, wow, Thank you, This sweater is just what I wanted, Sarcastises Usage: The opposite of the sinceriod. Use when you want to be sarcastic, but in a way that's totally different and better from whatever system you're using now.) Example: Oh, wow. Thank you. This sweater is just what I wanted3 wor ms eder Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon Usage: If you don't know when it's appropriate to use a semi-colon, and you're too lazy to learn, you can use this in place of commas, semi-colons, and periods. Pretty much wherever you feel like it. Example: Now I can act superior and avoid learning anythingj I'm a stain on humanity Andorpersand 8or- Usage: One simple symbol for "and/or" Example: Some people hate the very existence of the phrase "and/or, but these people are uptight 8 Colle Mockwotation Marks Usage: For quoting something that someone didn't say, but totally would say with the way they're being right now. The written equivalent of doing an impression of someone by saying "Look at me, I'm so-and-so" and wiggling your hands by your head, and speaking in a high-pitched voice I'm Stacey. I'm going to complain about being hungry but not offer any suggestions ofmy own,said Stacey Colle Superellipsis Usage: For an extreme dramatic pause. When you want the reader to wait a good 20 seconds before reading the next part of the sentence. Maybe even imagine the lights flickering and some thunder crashing Example: paused, cautiously, as he approached the superellipsis. On the other side he found... more words! Morgan Freemark Usage: Reminds readers that they can read words in any voice they want, so maybe they should read these words in Morgan Freeman's voice Example: And so, Kevin took this big swig of vodka and straight-up ran head-irst into the wall. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:New And Necessary Punctuation Marks

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Definitely, Friends, and God: AT&T 41 ,d 16%. 1:16AM bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like "Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice tim isn't it past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said to u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that emmmpty Perfect heroscafe you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of, geoffrey-with-a-g glampersand OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY dapperpea My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock's behind you with an answer "did I lock the door captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door zetsubonna I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great. merelyimmortal I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady "god hates you because you don't believe in him your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell" thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off thatoneqprblog I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea. disabledfeministvoice Reblogging this for a friend. krabbydon "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific-" fuck off greg lupinatic You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes. Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil." "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks." thewolfisfighting I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it <p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>
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Chrome, Computers, and Facts: skyenet How Ponify ruined my life composition notebook, which they r supposed to see the notebooks; no one was.This rule edibly uptight about it. Everyy sort of suspected t workers would open a notebook, glance over its al confessions, but M ersonal f Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I'm in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don't have a , but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life 1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you've deactivated 2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponity (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a rousing snow ball fight" and the like. 3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer's chrome So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word everypony", my seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too nfuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud I just realized, however, that the line "as she the binding fall away in her was changed to "as she the binding fall away in her hoof". Madeleine had gone to burn a all away into her hoof-this n literally no one was supposed hinding because think about that The journal contained snipp And I just had to send this email: Hi Cathy, I'm worried the typos in my paper will be distracting and was hoping I could reprint them. In a very strange twist of events, the computer I printed it from in the computer lab had a chrome extension that replaces words in the browser with horse related words and I don't think I caught all of them Though this resulted in what I'm sure will be a hilarious story to share with my friends down the line, for now this is quite literally the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me since fifth grade. I would really appreciate it if I could redistribute a fixed copy on Monday. I won't edit anything else in the story, but I would really appreciate it if could fix this. Thank you Victoria And basically I'm ready for death how was your day Everyponys worst nightmare

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Head, Hungry, and Lazy: The "I'm Not Angry" Mark Usage: When you need to be brief, but you're not angry Example: We need to talk The Sinceriod Usage: When you want to break out of your cycnical shell and be truly honest with someone Example: Oh, wow, Thank you, This sweater is just what I wanted, Sarcastises Usage: The opposite of the sinceriod. Use when you want to be sarcastic, but in a way that's Stotally different and better from whatever system you're using now. Example: Oh, wow. Thank you. This sweater is just what I wanted.3 Hemi-Demi-Semi Colon Usage: Ifyou don't know when it's appropriate to use a semi-colon, and you're too lazy to learn, you can use this in place of commas, semi-colons, and periods. Pretty much wherever you feel like it. Example: · I can act superior and avoid learning anythingl I'm a stain on humanity. Andorpersand &or Usage: One simple symbol for "and/or" Example: Some people hate the very existence of the phrase "and/or, but these people are uptight 8 tupid. Mockwotation Marks Usage: For quoting something that someone didn't say, but totally would say with the way they're being right now. The written equivalent of doing an impression of someone by saying "Look at me, I'm so-and-so" and wiggling your hands by your head, and speaking in a high-pitched voice I'm Stacey. I'm going to complain about being hungry but not offer any suggestions of my own, said Stacey. Superellipsis Usage: For an extreme dramatic pause. When you want the reader to wait a good 20 seconds before reading the next part of the sentence. Maybe even imagine the lights flickering and some thunder crashing. Example: He paused, cautiously, as he approached the superellipsis. On the other side he found... more words! Morgan Freemark Usage: Reminds readers that they can read words in any voice they want, so maybe they should d these words in Morgan Freeman's voice Example: And so, Kevin took this big swig of vodka and straight-up ran head-first into the wal <p>New And Necessary Punctuation Marks.</p>

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Bad, Be Like, and Crazy: How a tinder date turn out to be a nightmare He seemed pretty normal as first, a few quirks here and there, but who am I to judge, right? Are you on birth control? I know it's a personal question but kinda important to know Okay, I'm cancelling Wednesday Lol I'm kidding dude relax I'm uncomfortable with these jokes Ok sorry. Ill stop ok? No, Im still cancelling it. Well that's really your loss for being so uptight. But ok. I'll just go to work and make $900 in 12 hours Really, you're overreacting Seriously? And you wonder why you're single? Yawn. Still waiting for your reply. Lol. l actually had you double booked with another girl. So ľm kinda happy you decided to be a psycho You sure you want to Around this time, I was working and I had already told him this He called non-stop. Within 5 minutes I had about 5 or 6 missed cal s from him. Please call me Please I'm at work, dude. lol. I know. I'm being incredibly annoying to show you just how most guys act. So maybe you'll realize Im not that bad So ill see you That doesnt even make sense You were fine until that joke. Dude I was kidding with you. It's a joke. You do know Im a doctor right? My brain thinks at a much higher level than yours or the average person It wasn't even sexual. It was a J-0-K-E And I said if you don't like those types of jokes I won't joke like that anymore. This should be the end of it. You should be like ok cool. And then if I do it again then you get pissed You off just get pissed right off the bat and be all rude to someone. That's a major turn off and just no Ok so rant over. Are we cool now? You just talked shit to me. Alli said was I'm cancelling it. I didnt do what did-talk shit to someone What? Those are not Of course I'm talking shit to you. You just flaked after I asked for that night off. Do you know how hard it is for me to get a night off work? Let's just stop this childish nonsense. see you Wednesday right? Uh, you do not need to criticize my sentences. Change of mind AND telling you about it doesn't really make it flaking. I was upfront. You said you already booked another date with someone else, go enjoy it. Idk why you're trying to with me, especially since you think so littie What you're reading here was within a 2.5-hour time span Just meet me Wednesday. I'm sorry ok? I'm at work. I'm not going to take the call, Ok then we are meeting Wednesday right? Are we cool? died ok So ľm kinda not really in the best place to be messed with. So if you could understand that would be great Please dude? 59 PM via Sus Please answer me 542 PM via SMS Can you please stop being immature and call me? 612 PM ia sMs RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! Guy Goes Batshit Crazy After Getting Rejected By Tinder Date
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Bad, Basic Bitch, and Bitch: IF MY BODY BOTHERS YOU, YOU ARE THE PROBLENM I DESERVE AN EQUAL EDUCATION REGARDLESS OF GENDER. <p><a href="http://antifeministcunt.tumblr.com/post/99950448619/brbcheckingmyprivilege-uncumpaired-preparing" class="tumblr_blog">antifeministcunt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://brbcheckingmyprivilege.tumblr.com/post/99948893826/uncumpaired-preparing-to-wear-this-to-school" class="tumblr_blog">brbcheckingmyprivilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://uncumpaired.tumblr.com/post/99889547398/preparing-to-wear-this-to-school-tomorrow-the" class="tumblr_blog">uncumpaired</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Preparing to wear this to school tomorrow, the signs on a t shirt and finger tip length Nike shorts (not allowed at my school)</p> </blockquote> <p>Lol why are American feminists so fucking dumb. Oh yes so oppressed because I can’t wear pretty short shorts. You know over here in the UK you have to wear a uniform and you follow the dress code or you will get removed from the class and repeated violations will result in suspension. This meant at school I could not dye my hair any ‘unnatural’ colours a girl did and got made to dye it out straight away. They were less strict on cracking down on make up or naul varnish but I remember in the younger years getting sent to the nurse to remove my nail polish. </p> <p>At the end of the day if you went to work at a company they have strict guidelines about what you can andcannot wear. You also have restrictions on dying your hair, piercings covering up tattoos all these things now some places they are less strict others stricter depending on which kind of business environment you go into. </p> <p>Our school personally believed at 6th form which is one of the only times places allow you to come in in non school uniform except ours said to wear business suits. Because it was meant to prepare us for if we ever got office jobs or high up corporate jobs or just you know for when you go to interviews you are expected to dress smart etc. </p> <p>My question to you is. You are a lucky bitch you even get to wear non uniform as it is. You are going into an environment and if you ever get a job you would NOT dare do anything like this why is a school any different to a work environment? It is meant to be preparing you to go out into the world and get a job. In which you have to follow rules and regulations to keep said job. If you cannot follow one simple fucking rule and want to act like a snarky privileged uptight first world problems basic bitch then what are you gonna do when you want to get a job? Cos no one is gonna employ you if you can’t dress appropriately for the work place. </p> <p>This is not edgy and cool and wow fight the patriarchy those evil bastards. Realistically you would never be allowed to wear that in a job unless you were a fitness or PE instructor/teacher. If you go to an institution and you are a child you follow their rules. What the fuck is wrong with your parents to allow this.  Never mind women who have no rights over their bodies never mind women under rule of sharia law I need feminism because I can’t handle reasonable rules and regulations that a school has EVERY RIGHT to put in place. </p> <p>Get over yourself as I said most countries have uniforms for a reason if you cannot understand why we have these rules and why they are put in place then you are stupid.and are gonna struggle to get a job if you do not understand why certain clothes are not acceptable within certain environments.</p></blockquote> <p>^ yes</p></blockquote> <p>&ldquo;I deserve an education regardless of my gender&rdquo; and you are offered the opportunity for one. You just have to adhere to the rules. Why don&rsquo;t you go whining to that little Middle Eastern girl who was nearly assassinated for trying to get an education? &ldquo;Oh you think that&rsquo;s bad? I can&rsquo;t wear certain pair of shorts to my school!&rdquo;</p>
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Appalled, Desperate, and Disappointed: Emotions Vocabulary for Writers Emotions - Feelings Word Vocabulary Intensity Ha Scare ConfuS ecstatic crushed sorrowful uncared for betraved worthless enaged abused exploited afraid fuming patronized [dread spiteful appalled desperate cnstricted bewildered energized ejcted enthusiastic depressed wounded furious excited exuberant disgraced condemned hostile jubilant directionless flustered stagnant devastated burdened hateful rantic intimidated panic drained exhausted deserted demoralized lhumiliated throttled horrified Strong marvelous helpless terrific incensed distraught outraged pissed o vindictive loverwhelmed hopeless empty grievous rebellious rejected errible unloved unwanted pitif discarded ashamed despised disappointed degraded controlled eated axed miserable seething mournful trangled vengeful shocked terrified tormented admired abandoned agitated alienated aggravated alarmed anguished apprehensive awkward ambivalent annoyed amused appreciated |discouraged deprived assured disorganized disgusted coerced defensive doubt disheartened disturbed exasperated deceived guarded disillusioned drained dismal foggy hesitant misunderstood perplexed puzzled frustrated dominated insecure harassed provoked shaken infantilized irritated offended peeved resentful ridiculed smothered confident delighted determined ldistressed slighted encouraged inadequate wasted fulfilled grateful gratified oyful justified optimistic resigned stunned suspicious troubled tense threatened uneasy lonel gle slighted unappreciated relieved resolved respected valued content flattered fortunate apathetic bothered dismaved displeased tolerant uptight anxious concerned distracted deflated disenchanted surprised uncertain uncomfortable impatient nervous perplexed undecided reluctant la wea good peaceful pleased relaxed unsettled unsure unsure a-writers-littlethings: TAKE YOUR PICK! EMBRACE AN EMOTION AND WRITE IT OUT. SUBMIT IT TO US. ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE QUEUED UP TO BE POSTED WITHIN THE REST OF THE WEEK!

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