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Colin Kaepernick, Head, and Memes: BREAKING NEWS GLADYS KNIGHT SHADES KAEPERNICK I'VE DONE THIS A LOT LONGER THAN YOU Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the game a lot longer than him when it comes to the fight for social justice. Gladys doubled down on her decision to sing the anthem at the upcoming Super Bowl, saying, "I have been in the forefront of this battle longer than most of those voicing their opinions to win the right to sing our country's Anthem on a stage as large as the Super Bowl LIII." She goes on ... head to TMZ for more. nfl superbowl colinkaepernick halftime gladysknight travisscott tmz maroon5

Gladys Knight says she not only disagrees with Colin Kaepernick using the national anthem as a protest, but she also says she's been in the ...

El Chapo, Joaquín Guzmán, and Memes: ELCHAPO MISTRESS FLIPS ON HIM IN COURT, EXPOSES SECRETS OF HIS NAKED ESCAPE THROUGH MEXICAN SEWER AS WIFE LISTENS @Fap El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground sewer tunnel.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ The mistress stated that she was in bed with Chapo at 3AM on Feb. 16, 2014, when she was suddenly woken up by loud noises,⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “I heard, like, a lot of thumps and helicopters. I heard yelling,” she recalled. Which was a U.S team and Mexican forces trying to break in the house.⁣⁣ -⁣⁣ “They’re on us! They’re on us!” Chapo’s associate Carlos Manuel (Condor) Hoo Ramirez yelled as Chapo, whose real name is Joaquín Guzmán Loera, started running around in a panic, Sánchez said.⁣⁣ - -⁣ ⁣ She also stated that Chapo was completely naked through all of this,⁣ ⁣ “There was like a lid on the bathtub that came up,” Sánchez testified. “I was like, ‘Do I have to go in there?…The entire tub was hollow underneath…It had a kind of a hydraulic (lift) — they call it a piston.”⁣ ⁣ “The first thing I saw was wooden steps,” she said. “I heard (Chapo) say to Condor, ‘Close up the tub.’”⁣ -⁣ Sánchez said “complete darkness” swallowed them once the hatch was closed.⁣ ⁣ “For me, it was horrible because I had never been in a place like that. It was a humid place with mud,” she told the jury.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm

El Chapo’s mistress testified against him in court and spoke about the time El Chapo escaped from the authorities using an underground sewer...

Computer, Age of Empires, and Mine: When you're losing to the computer in Age of Empires and start using cheats Victory is mine

Victory is mine

Dank, Dr. Dre, and No Diggity: This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic 90s-R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, "Ilike the way you work it"? A: No Diggity B: Hardly Any Diggity C: A Fair Amount of DiggityD:An Overwheiming Surplus of Diggity

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Church, Doctor, and Fucking: 5909 "I decided that never again would there be a pregnant woman in Auschwitz." patron-saint-of-smart-asses: everybody-look-right: washingtonstateconservative: ctrlgeek: webbgirl34: thebigsisteryouneveraskedfor: Gisella Perl was forced to work as a doctor in Auschwitz concentration camp during the holocaust. She was ordered to report ever pregnant women do the physician Dr. Josef Mengele, who would then use the women for cruel experiments (e.g. vivisections) before killing them. She saved hundreds of women by performing abortions on them before their pregnancy was discovered, without having access to basic medical supplies. She became known as the “Angel of Auschwitz”. After being rescued from Bergen-Belsen concentration camp she tried to commit suicide, but survived, recovered and kept working as a gynecologist, delivering more than 3000 babies. I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions. Yeah… she became a gynecologist and was extremely pro-life after she got out of the camps. In an interview with Nadine Brozan for the New York Times in 1982, Dr. Perl recalled her initial experiences with Dr. Mengele’s “cure” for pregnancy in Auschwitz. ”Dr. Mengele told me that it was my duty to report every pregnant woman to him,” Dr. Perl said. ”He said that they would go to another camp for better nutrition, even for milk. So women began to run directly to him, telling him, ‘I am pregnant.’ I learned that they were all taken to the research block to be used as guinea pigs, and then two lives would be thrown into the crematorium. I decided that never again would there be a pregnant woman in Auschwitz.” Let’s analyze the situation: mother and child alike were both going to be killed anyway if the pregnancy was discovered. Leaving wasn’t an option. Freedom was nonexistent, and the perspectives of all involved were colored by living in hell on earth. After the war, she dedicated her life to Holocaust remembrance, infertility treatment, and delivering babies – not destroying them. The New York Times quotes her as saying, “No one will ever know what it meant to me to destroy those babies, but if I had not done it, both mother and child would have been cruelly murdered.” Perl never pretended they weren’t babies, that their lives didn’t matter, or that their deaths weren’t cruel. Holy crap. I literally got a ton of shit a few months ago for saying that maybe, just maybe, Perl’s actions don’t justify abortion as a whole. Well, it goes to show that I should’ve done more research, to find out that Perl herself doesn’t pretend that was she did was right, or that it justifies abortion now. There was another woman, a midwife, who was devout Catholic and helped to care for pregnant women and hide the babies, and continued her work in midwifery after the war. Last I heard she was in the canonization process in the Catholic Church. Fucking THANK YOU I’m so tired of pro-choicers using her as a “gotcha”. She had to do a terrible thing in a terrible circumstance. That has literally no relation to first world abortion legislation today.

Funny, Tablet, and Cloud: So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet. www.exodus.com

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Funny, Love, and Texting: Today's WiFi password can be unlocked by texting a photo of a clean kitchen to mom. Said photograph MUST contain one box of crackers on the counter by the stove (to prevent re-using any previous photos) Thank you for playing. May the odds be ever in your tavor. Love, Mom This Mom <<<

This Mom

Dr. Dre, Memes, and No Diggity: This is the scale that l will be using for everything from now on. Boasting a guest verse from Dr. Dre, what classic 90s R&B hit features Blackstreet singing, I like the way you work it"? A: No Diggity C: A FairAmount of Diggity:Averwhelming Surplius of Digity B: Hardly Any Diggity Refer to the scale please.

Refer to the scale please.

Life, Memes, and Today: Alex WithDaTea 3 @ILoveBeinBlack I was today old when I found out I have been using a Stapler wrong my whole life @KraksTV At what age did you realize this? 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV Knowledge Stapler

At what age did you realize this? 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV Knowledge Stapler

Crush, Facebook, and Friends: IZWELETHU @miss_andisa A girl had been saving pictures of this guy on Facebook, sending them to her friends (l'm assuming she has a crush on him). Her boyfriend found the guy's number and confronted him on WhatsApp. Funniest thing I've seen on the internet today ! Nandi has all your pictures in her phone. You are even on her wallpaper online 070 Chief, howzit Can't complain much who's this? Don't act dump on me, stay away from my girlfriend Nandi's girlfriend ơaz Nandi who? 0R53 Can you send me R12 airtime, I'm using whatsapp data I want to log on Facebook My girlfriend on 754 73 Oh okay, what can I do for you brother? Get help chief os 0734 We need to meet and talk o I'm asking for your help please oss This is the height 🤣🤣 Read till the end 😭 . KraksTV Relationships Fun

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Drugs, Police, and Gang: International @lnternational Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city. In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air. The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones. In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years" 08 Jan 2019, 10:44团. Tusky t t- 1 Gang member and police having fun

Gang member and police having fun

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Dad, Memes, and Rihanna: arap SUES HER OWN DAD FOR JACKING FENTY Rihanna is suing her father for using her and her Fenty brand to launch his own business.⁣ -⁣ According to reports, Rihanna’s father, Ronald Fenty, launched a Talent Development company in 2017 and named it “Fenty Entertainment” but Rihanna already trademarked the name “Fenty”.⁣ -⁣ Rihanna stated that her father is profiting off the reputation she’s made with her brand ‘Fenty’. ⁣ -⁣ The father even tried to falsely advertise himself as Rihanna’s rep to steal millions of dollars.⁣ -⁣ Rihanna even tried to send her father a cease and desist letter but he’s ignored those letter so Rihanna is asking the judge for some help.⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @fentybeauty⁣

Rihanna is suing her father for using her and her Fenty brand to launch his own business.⁣ -⁣ According to reports, Rihanna’s father, Ronald...

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Disappointed, Common, and History: Joel Wade @Wahday44 When l die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly. *googles de facto*

*googles de facto*

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Black, Black and White, and Images: "Writing is an underestimated art, you are painting colorful images in people's minds by using words of black and white." 92

Dick, Florida, and Jokes: Daniela, 18 University of Florida 3 miles away My three favorite things are dick jokes and not using commas. meirl

How To, Forgiveness, and Back: RAW HOW TO FORGIVE Forgiveness is taking the knife out your own back and not using it to hurt anyone else no matter how they hurt you

Halloween, Hello, and Netflix: Pixhellated Boat @pixelatedboat Hello @netflix. 've written a script for a scary movie you could make for Halloween It's called "Jetpack Dracula". Let's make it happen Two CHARACTERSs are standing on top of A HIGH PLACE CHARACTER 1 I hope Dracula doesn t attack us CHARACTER2 He can't. We're too high up. To get up here he'd need a jetpack, which he doesn't have DRACULA rises up using a JETPACK meirl

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Drone, Love, and Memes: Stop using pro bird propaganda Instead of: Say: There goes a "Oh look a bird" governmental surveillance drone The drones are going on their annual trip to their charging ports" "I have been fooled by the govenmemt into loving a surveillance drone "Look the birds are migrating" "I love birds"govem The birds are chirping" automated sound to fool the The drones are making their daily masses" I am a blind fool who must be awakened to the feathered gospel" "Birds are real." Keep in mind

Keep in mind

Guns, Period, and Tumblr: Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett 9h Jacob Wohl e @JacobAWohl Remember that period in American history when people were crushed by the government and marched off to camps? Neither do l. That's because we have the Second Amendment. 2/24/18, 4:17 PM Qasim Rashid, Esq. @MuslimiQ Japanese concentration camps rebelminds: siryouarebeingmocked: durkin62: j0skik: “65 year old with gun only thing standing between a full scale government takeover” No, more like a bunch of people with guns about 50 times the size of the entire military, about 500 times the number with actual combat posistions, and enough spare guns to arm literally the entire nation. I like how this piece of brilliance ignores the whole “crushing” part. Which implies the government uses deadly force. Oh, and Japanese Americans had their guns confiscated when they were interned. Many of them tried to turn in ‘problematic’ stuff ahead of time, including guns, hoping it would help. It didn’t. They were also given the option to voluntarily ‘resettle’ outside of certain areas. Though it is fun to see a bunch of left-wing people using an example of a racist government policy by a Democrat as evidence to support gun control. Also the fact that the same political group that passed the internment camps is the one trying to grab our guns now ^That part*

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Fresh, Fucking, and Shower: Flanny. @LiamFlannigan1 Fucking class having a shower at your girlfriends. Using stuff like a charcoal facial scrub and a pomegranate & mango shower milk, I've came out the shower smelling like a fresh fruit market on a hot summers day, feeling like a brand new woman. 13/10 would recommend Fresh fruit market

Apple, Life, and Focus: YSHCCNThrowaway S 16h Okay, here are some steps. 1. Say the word "Quest" 2. Gradually say less and less of the word (e.g say "Queh," and then "Qu") 3. De-activate your vocal cords and make just the "qu" sound, using just your mouth. Make sure air is still passing through your lips 4. Focus on the lip position required to make that sound. Ihat's the shape your lips need to make in order to whistle 5. Make that sound a bunch of times, and then play around with the tongue position to achieve the whistle 48 pinova_apple 11h I'm 31 and I just whistled for the first time in my life. 52 YSHCCNThrowaway 11h ') glad I could help Found on askreddit (What‘s something really basic that you just can‘t get the hang of?) via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2QBLDjy

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Love, Break, and Never: "you're healing, and that terrifies them. they've never met a woman who can break several times and put herself back together using nothing but self love."

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Memes, youtube.com, and Image: 6:13 6:13 Sal doesn't have image editing software 237,314 views 3 days ago so he makes memes using YouTube 237,314 views 3 days ago 3:33 3:33 thumbnails making him 613,716 views 3 weeks ago tonight's biggest loser. 613,716 views 3 weeks ago Sal is tonights biggest loser.

Sal is tonights biggest loser.

Pussy, Girl Memes, and Texts: Me using my magical pussy powers to attract a big weiner attached to a man who actually texts back IG @HOEGIVESNOFUCKS Does it exist?

Elf, Elf on the Shelf, and How To: You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of using your turn signal? ki How to Use mematicinet me irl

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Android, Funny, and Iphone: 90% of iPhone users that roast android users are using an iPhone 6 with a cracked screen Tag this person lol

Tag this person lol

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Driving, Fucking, and Love: venus @_naksinc Let me merge or l swear I'l fucking kill us both 8/29/18,12:05 PM 24.9K Retweets 74.8K Likes logblog:i love how this could either be about driving or using excel

Books, Funny, and Irs: listen i know you'd be shot for breaching security or whatever if you tried, but the fact that you can swim in those giant tanks of water they use to cool the spent fuel rods in nuclear power plants without suffering lethal levels of exposure to radiation makes them a temptation of biblical proportions mechalesbian forbidden swimming pool mn 159 0 Spent Fuel Pool Ir's actually pretty safe to swim in the pools as long as you don't dive too deep. I got this picture from the "What If?" Books where the author answers a ton of really absurd and funny questions using the science as we currently understand it an-actual-stone But just to be sure, I got in touch with a friend of mine who works ata research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to you if you tried to swim in their radiation containment pool In our reactor?" He thought about it for a moment "You'd die pretty quickly. before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds 68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

68 Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh

Bad, God, and Shit: Stop using vile language use Christian language instead: Instead of: Say: "God Dam it." "Gosh Darnit." "Fuck." "Fuck off." "Shit." "Fudge." "Get Lost." "Poopy." "Pedophile." Priest." Aye y’all my grades ain’t that bad anymore , real shit 💯

Dad, Google, and Love: samizdata scientist @Theophite Nov 9 as a Google ML ethics guy, i need a drink. moth dad @innesmck my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto-responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not Show this thread samizdata scientist @Theophite Nov 9 so, it turns out that our users are using our product for... spins Wheel of User Behavior] divination. 17 201 885 sechuran: The response are exactly mimicking my 3 remaining brain cells communicating about this issue, and I love it

sechuran: The response are exactly mimicking my 3 remaining brain cells communicating about this issue, and I love it

How To, Forgiveness, and Back: RAW HOW TO FORGIVE Forgiveness is taking the knife out your own back and not using it to hurt anyone else no matter how they hurt you

How To, Back, and How: RAW HOW TO FORGIVE orgiveness is taking the knife out your own back and not using it to hurt anyone else no matter how they hurt you

Hype, Memes, and Chargers: .@DerwinJames stopped by to spread the hype as the Los Angeles Chargers move on to the next round of the #NFLplayoffs ⚡ 📹 created using Galaxy Note9 (by @SamsungMobileUS) https://t.co/EMA8kcCURh

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