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Assassination, George W. Bush, and Lmao: dante @DaNolans Margaret Hochdoerfer @MargaretHochdo2 Replying to @theblaze How come we never saw Obama helping the Katrina victims? Oh, thats right he was golfing at that time 8/26/17, 11:21 PM Replying to @realDonaldTrump THANK YOU TRUMP. THUS IS HOW A REAL PRESIDENT LEADS. WHERE WAS OBAMA DURING KATRINA??? PROBABLY GOLFING. #MAGA 8/26/17, 7:53 AM ashelaUb9421b8 Just Judy @cteyes10 Replying to @mcspocky and @realDonaldTrump UR a nutcase. It Was your Pres Obama who was golfing during Hurricaine Katrina. Pres Trump has been very proactive in sending help b4 & NOVW 8/27/17, 4:18 PM Replying to @alan_mhgl and @BarackObama And where was obama when katrina hit. Vacationing and didn't answer for 3 days? You lefties are all on crack. 8/28/17, 4:36 PM Georgett Tolman @butterflyblue56 Annie Kleynjans @AnnieKleynjans Replying to @BarackObama Replying to @BodieMason @Prh2112K and 4 Will you please get lost. Where were others Your such a pig. Don't you rememberyou when Katrina hit, oh right, playing Katrina when Obama was out golfing golf. Now you want to play president vacation & too busy to help LouisianaNEVER again 8/28/17, 10:23 AM schatz 8/28/17, 5:32 PM deliciouslywildgirlfreed: teamalive9556: thoughts-of-an-x-factor: afunnyfeminist: weavemama: who’s gonna tell trump supporters obama wasn’t president during hurricane katrina…….. My favorite part of this is people mentioned Barack Obama in these tweets! So who’s going to tell them? I hope Obama does! I mean, it was three years after Hurricane Katrina when Obama was elected president. Three years. Almost all of George W. Bush’s second term happened during and after Katrina. Where were these people that they don’t even know who was president? There was so much news about the hurricane and W’s terrible response to it. They’ll probably blame him for the Kennedy assassination next. This is what I mean about how a worrying number of Trump supporters seem to have a limited grasp on reality in order to preserve their belief that electing him was the right thing. Also Obama was there even though he wasn’t yet president. Oh lmao

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Friends, Instagram, and Life: Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life @balleralert Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, just four months after finalizing her divorce with Peter Thomas, Cynthia Bailey is ready to get her groove back. The Real Housewives of Atlanta reality star had everyone talking when she posted this mystery man on her Instagram. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bailey posted an “IG Official” picture of the two looking very cozy. The mystery man is motivational speaker, Will Jones. The two have spending a lot of quality time together. The reality star captioned her pic of her strutting down the dock in Lake Lanier, “He’s got me feeling pretty special.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you have been out of tune with the reality life, CynthiaBailey and PeterThomas separated back in 2016. The two gave many hope of reconciliation on the Bravo reality show with them vacationing together and trying to handle being in each other’s space. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an interview with People, Cynthia stated that she is happy with how the former couple handled their divorce. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I did not want to be mean, or ugly, or ratchet about it. I chose to be in my marriage. I was happy for many years in my marriage and a lot of great things came out of my marriage. I’m good, we’re good.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe we will have the opportunity to see how the two evolve in the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta and whether or not her and Peter remained friends?

Peter Who?!?!? Cynthia Bailey Shows Off The New Man In Her Life - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, just four months after finalizing her...

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Energy, Jedi, and Kendall Jenner: HARRY STYLES USED HIS SEXUAL MIND POWERS ON A LATE LATE SHOW SECURITY GUARD NEWS Last night, Harry Styles began his weeklong residency at The Late Late Show by flexing his Jedi powers, cringing at jokes about one of his exes, and giving one heck of a performance of "Sign of the Times." _ Before he was allowed on set, Harry had to make it through tight security. The guard didn't recognize him without the rest of One Direction in tow, so Harry had to use a power he only employs in the most dire of situations. He stared the guard right in the eyes and unleashed what looked like a beam of pure sexual energy, proving once and for all that he was the Harry Styles. _ He also sat down with Corden and actor Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who told the audience all about his coop of chickens named after the Kardashian-Jenner clan. Harry took some big sips of coffee when Kendall Jenner came up — photos of the two vacationing together were leaked a little over a year ago — but the awkwardness didn't quell his good spirits. _ After all, he went on to deliver one of the best performances of "Sign of the Times" he's given so far, with a full band and a ton of backing vocalists helping him out. _ He also wore another great suit, because Harry Styles has a seemingly bottomless closet of truly excellent suits. _ by Sasha Geffen

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Bernie Sanders, Books, and Community: Bernie Sanders @SenSanders Following I am honored to be with a worldwide community that are demanding the Dakota Access Pipeline not be built. #NoDapi RETWEETS LIKES 386 6:56 PM-15 Nov 2016 willienot-william: c-bassmeow: berniesrevolution: berniesrevolution: Bernie tonight beginning to speak to anti -DApipeline protesters! While he wasn’t the panacea to all of our problems he was at least WAYYYYY better than Hillary and obama cus at least he stands for something, once Hillary lost and could not gain more power she disappears. Bernie lost months ago and won’t shut up. We lost our chance to elect someone who considered climate change our biggest national security threat (if you know science you’d know he’s right). Don’t let clinton be the martyr. She sold fracking around the world and she was a tepid center right establishment tumor. She stood for nothing. Just because she was better than trump does not mean shit, we lost the election once the dnc and democrats handed it to her. It’s important though to realize that no politician is the answer to our problems including Bernie BUT at least we would have pushed the country in the right direction, clinton is to the right of obama and trump is just …. no comment is she really to the right of obama? There are books detailing how Clinton wanted to push Obama into more warlike behavior (even more than he displayed)  when she was secretary of state.  So when it comes to foreign policy absolutely. In economics I do think she is there’s lots of evidence plus her love of wall street plus her history in the 90′s with bill gutting welfare and sitting on the board of walmart while unions were being busted and lobbying to lower the minimum wage in haiti. Obama at least as a youth was lefty or had lefty inclinations Clinton comes from a tradition of conservatism and has admitted many times to being influenced by that till this day and even said she is guilty of being a moderate but backtracked when bernie called her out so shes not a “progressive that gets things done” lmao her youth was spent working for  Goldwater who was against the civil rights legislation.  her personal vacationing buddy is Henry Kissinger who is afraid to travel abroad due to being arrested for war crimes he is literally a genocidal maniac yet she touts him as her main foreign policy inspiration she even said it during a debate with bernie and yet the media and stupid democrats insisted that not allowing her to call herself a progressive is sexist and gatekeeping like it was a moment where i realized the populace is to dumb down and the media too corrupt to actually challenge anything lol dont get me wrong obama is center right too on a international scale but comparatively hes to the “left” of her.  he sucks too tho dont get me wrong. they both can die idgaf 
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Allahu Akbar, Appalled, and Apple: SESAME STREET .org After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he could stop picking the cotton. At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Bert pees in the bathtub and notices an alarming amount of blood. Kermit shows off the severed head of grover, in order to strike fear into the souls of americans Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens. Ernie's war had begun at last. "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it! I told you this is heroin! Haven't you seen Pulp Fiction? SESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from sexy sexy children. Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant. "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you can't laugh when they open the casket and see their son is missing. They'll know it was us." Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion. Elmo and Maria make a swift getaway after burning down another shop in Baltimore The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating. After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him. COM Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is. Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's true but doesn't say anything. Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime. Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air. TIE TIMES Joe RI Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's untimely death and worries the cops may be on to him Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach. Bert plays with himself as he listens to Ernie's bathtub song Cookie Monster trips unbelievably hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack these days APPLES SG Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors families into poverty As seen on EricAlper.com Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago The other option is sellingthese little rocks Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps him awake at night. Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance as he fulfills his country girl rape fantasy. O o Ernie laughs as he tells the struggling, dying orphan, "I am the only one who cares about you" as he begins to penetrate her Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their attic as the Nazi's frantically search for them below. As Beaker tests Dr. Bunsen Honeydew s newly invented, fully functioning Rape Alarm, he is more than a little disquieted by the extremely strong signals it picks up. Dr. Honeydew chuckles to himself at Beaker's reaction, knowing full well that he won't be able to tell the cops what's about to happen to him "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!" Grover pretends to not hear Mr. Johnson masturbating kids The whole neighborhood watches as Ernie viciously fucks Telly while taking a romantic bath together Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies 10 SESAME STREET Ernie forgets sign language for,"I wallowed s my entire sperm collection, it has congealed in my thro at and I am choking to death." Bert reassures a frightened Ernie by telling him that jet fuel can't melt sweet dreams. Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his masterpiece "It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection l got from doing it." With the bombing all over the papers, Bert knew they had to watch their step. Ernie could never keep his mouth shut. He'd have to go At that moment, Ernie realized the furry lifestyle just wasn't for him. Unfortunately, this realization came several seconds after Big Bird had buried himself to the hilt in the fursuit's quick-access assflap. Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills, forces him to practice on random objects in the house. Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead infidels the right way according to the Quran. BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH. After having been frozen for 60 years, Bert learns of Hitler's defeat and the fall of the Reich. As Bert turns his head, he realizes that the Viet Cong are about to ambush his patrol. The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room, relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his psyche beyond repair. Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to plant landmines under the sand SESANE STREET "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as he returns from his vacation, hanging out with his pals in Somalia. Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger nephew, cannot enter his home. As the second H flashes on the television, Bert and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have infiltrated the mass media. Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust. Cookie Monster tearfully informs his family the Gestapo officer ordered their immediate eviction and arranged transport to Auschwitz-Birkenau Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving Germany a pretext to invade Poland. Ernie and Bert are delighted when they discover that their plan to bring both Koreas to war might actually work Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS. SESAME STREET] Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world If all those girls die as Virgins, they should at least not be buried as such Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks towards the city's airspace. High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his body through 2 inches of solid brick SESAME STREET .org Kermit is baffled by this negro giving him his 3/5th of an opinion Bert and Ernie agree to drown their mentally retarded son, Bort Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his dick in an ant hill. Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert had left out on the counter top. Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing. As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was catching on his tongue. Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a fucking piano if he woke him up for some menial bullshit one more time". Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them. Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover forgetting the goods out of Colombia Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...
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