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Verify this is you by kendrick-llama-04 MORE MEMES: Yomi Luiz @Yomi_luiz Find someone who cares for you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account. 11:06 · 02/01/2020 · Twitter for Android Verify this is you by kendrick-llama-04 MORE MEMES

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copperbadge: storiesofimagination: positive-memes: Awesome School Principal FTW! It’s the “As a trained principal and hobby dentist…” that gives me pause. I’m sure this isn’t the first lost tooth he’s had to vouch for. I’m more worried about what the ga-ga pit might be. : October 9, 2019 Dear Tooth Fairy. lost a tooth while playing outside at recess Today Unfortunately, it was lost in our ga-ga pit, and despite the valiant efforts of an intrepid search team, we were unable to recover the tooth. As a trained principal and hobby dentist. I can verify that there is definitely a gap in teeth that was not there this morning when he came in. Please accept this letter as official verification of a lost footh and provide the standard monetary exchange rate you normally use for a real footh. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me at the address above. Sincerely. Curt Angeli, Principal Gillett Elementary School P.S. I am still waiting for the money for my wisdom teth from 1987. Please remit as soon as possible. Not the hero we deserved, but the,hero we needed. copperbadge: storiesofimagination: positive-memes: Awesome School Principal FTW! It’s the “As a trained principal and hobby dentist…” that gives me pause. I’m sure this isn’t the first lost tooth he’s had to vouch for. I’m more worried about what the ga-ga pit might be.

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meirl: GLORRIOR @GLOSAY BUDDY SO HORNY HE HAD TO GET VERIZON TO VERIFY 4 50 AM .l AT&T LTE 31% Tweet nich @nStickzz 12h Replying to @Sillymel Hey@VerizonSupport help please my internet isn't working, can't load these pictures !!!! @Sillymel 01 Since only fans won't let me make an 76 acc. I might as well just post on the Verizon Support @VerizonSup.. 12h fios Hey. Not showing anything but two boxes, one gray, one burgundy, WXW TL!Enjoy:) 215 th 23 D@Sillymel 12h Snitch 97 3 Tweet your reply meirl

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danktoday: as a Canadian I can verify this is true by Jasonhaxord MORE MEMES As an American this be true : how a lot of people see America: los angeles new york what yee haw dishey world Crazy people danktoday: as a Canadian I can verify this is true by Jasonhaxord MORE MEMES As an American this be true

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As a cat owner..er knower.. can verify: Scott Hanselman @shanselman Remember, you don't OWN a cat. You know a cat. 9/3/18, 11:29 PM 392 Retweets 2,169 Likes As a cat owner..er knower.. can verify

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When you need more data for your space exploration algorithm: Select all images with a black hole Click verify once there are none left. イイ VERIFY When you need more data for your space exploration algorithm

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Invest in European Verification memes post Article 13 via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2WkHnbu: Sorry! You appear to be too European to view this image. Please verify you are not European by saying one of the following phrases your microphone: into "Soccer is extremely boring" don't like cigarettes" My country only has 1 parliament" "The Black Plague is perfectly fine to joke about Invest in European Verification memes post Article 13 via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2WkHnbu

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Do you support nationwide E-Verify?: Our government MUST STOP incentivizing ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION Agree^ Do you support nationwide E verify to stop illegal hiring? Do you support nationwide E-Verify?

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collegehackable: cntnd: zarb: You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019 It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here GUYS… in 2019 we live in 3019 I usually scroll past these sorta posts, but I know a lot of broke college kids follow me and want someone to verify if this is real. After doing my homework, I learned that the Nielsen internet panel is undeniably real. (Source: TV Technology) If you’re worried about what data they collect, this is from Nielsen’s website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, how long you spend on those sites, etc. and they NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. Facebook already collects (and sells) your data. The difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you and they’re not sneaky about it. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. Pro-Tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because you can earn more for multiple devices. Besides regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 cash each month. You could receive a thousand dollars in one month from the sweepstakes alone. If you keep Nielsen on your computer, you’ll be automatically entered into their monthly sweepstakes, so the app is a must-have on laptop or desktop. Two people win $1000 each month and four hundred people win cash prizes. Another reason to add multiple devices is that annually they will pay you $50 per mobile device you connect, so it pays to put Nielsen on all your devices, even that old phone in a drawer somewhere if it’ll turn on. Tablets work too, as do iPods and E-Readers. : did you know? There's an app that pays people to go online. Nielsen, the organization that does TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos. To do that, they'll pay you just to 1.) Join the Nielsen panel at InternetPanel.org 2.) Get the free app on your phone/computer, 3.) Use the internet the same way you do now. It's that simple! Panel members receive cash and Amazon gift cards just to use the internet. nielsen PHOTO: INTERNETPANEL.ORG DID YOU KNOW? collegehackable: cntnd: zarb: You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019 It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here GUYS… in 2019 we live in 3019 I usually scroll past these sorta posts, but I know a lot of broke college kids follow me and want someone to verify if this is real. After doing my homework, I learned that the Nielsen internet panel is undeniably real. (Source: TV Technology) If you’re worried about what data they collect, this is from Nielsen’s website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, how long you spend on those sites, etc. and they NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. Facebook already collects (and sells) your data. The difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you and they’re not sneaky about it. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. Pro-Tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because you can earn more for multiple devices. Besides regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 cash each month. You could receive a thousand dollars in one month from the sweepstakes alone. If you keep Nielsen on your computer, you’ll be automatically entered into their monthly sweepstakes, so the app is a must-have on laptop or desktop. Two people win $1000 each month and four hundred people win cash prizes. Another reason to add multiple devices is that annually they will pay you $50 per mobile device you connect, so it pays to put Nielsen on all your devices, even that old phone in a drawer somewhere if it’ll turn on. Tablets work too, as do iPods and E-Readers.

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To be honest, I am not sure what value the ‘Audience Score” brings anyway. It’s not like you can verify whether the voter has watched the movie or not. Clearly, they did not in this case. That’s why I don’t understand when people say “I use IMDB’s rating system”, it makes no sense at all. I recommend CinemaScore - they gather audience ratings after watching the movie. Anyway, can somebody tell me why there is so much unnecessary, unjustified critcism of this movie? Comment below.👌🏻 ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote: SEEK NEWS FACTS CAPTAIN MARVEL Critics Consensus No consensus yet. Tomatometer Not Available Audience Score Not Available TOMATOMETER AUDIENCE SCORE User Ratings: N/A Reviews Counted: N/A More Info Rotten Tomatoes have removed comments and ratings for upcoming movies following Captain Marvel's 'trolling' To be honest, I am not sure what value the ‘Audience Score” brings anyway. It’s not like you can verify whether the voter has watched the movie or not. Clearly, they did not in this case. That’s why I don’t understand when people say “I use IMDB’s rating system”, it makes no sense at all. I recommend CinemaScore - they gather audience ratings after watching the movie. Anyway, can somebody tell me why there is so much unnecessary, unjustified critcism of this movie? Comment below.👌🏻 ••• Turn on notifications + Follow: 🍿 - @MovieFacts 🤓 - @GeekFacts 🤔 - @GeekQuote

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Verify: Security Questions For your protection, these will help us verify your identity in the future. Security Question Where was your first job? In which city were you first kissed? What is your best friend's name? What was the first car you owned? Kissi

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Facebook updates it’s security 2019: Select all images with a Viet Cong soldier Click verify once there are none left. Facebook updates it’s security 2019

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Verify: When you are only 12 and asked to verify your age on a website, so you set it to January 1, 1900 AeR THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE!

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IG keep deleting my page and making me verify my number, been taking L’s for a long time 😡 miss the old days 😓 imma go cry in the car real quick @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!: ICE: so tell us how you've beer stayinglegally in the US for the past years 21 Savage IG keep deleting my page and making me verify my number, been taking L’s for a long time 😡 miss the old days 😓 imma go cry in the car real quick @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily!

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Day 1 of my Programming Class: Page < > of 1. Download Python a. https://www.python.org/downloads/ (Python 3.7) b. WINDOWS: BE SURE YOU CHECK THE BOX THAT SAYS "ADD TO PATH"! 2. Verify the installation a. Open a terminal window i. Mac: Cmd Space, search "terminal", press enter Windows: Start, search "cmd", select "Command Prompt" Linux: You know what you're doing 1 Day 1 of my Programming Class

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A test suite for two, please: When you implement a method that logs a summary of all tests that failed in a run, but can't verify if it works because all tests are passing 2OaD DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS AD ADVISORY EIPLICIT CONIENT A test suite for two, please

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Sneak 100: When you are only 12 and asked to verify your age on a website, so you set it to January 1, 1900 AeR THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! Sneak 100

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18+ Only Websites: When you are only 12 and asked to verify your age on a website, so you set it to January 1, 1900 AeR THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! 18+ Only Websites

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Google test template. Invest now via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Ck5pMC: Select all images with a Viet Cong soldier. Click verify once there are none left. VERIFY Google test template. Invest now via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2Ck5pMC

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Sign the White House petition urging the nomination of Kris Kobach as the next DHS Secretary here: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/kris-kobach-dhs-secretary Kobach has already strengthened immigration enforcement through E-Verify in more than a dozen states.: Kris Kobach is TOUGH on Immigration & Should Be Nominated as Trump's Homeland Security Chief Sign the White House petition urging the nomination of Kris Kobach as the next DHS Secretary here: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/kris-kobach-dhs-secretary Kobach has already strengthened immigration enforcement through E-Verify in more than a dozen states.

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A Honduran caravan with more than 5,000 people is making its way to the United States. Some hope to take advantage of loopholes within our asylum system, and some will just enter the country illegally. If this isn't proof that Congress needs to do more to discourage illegal immigration to the U.S., than what is? Congress needs to take action that closes our asylum loopholes and requires all employers to use E-Verify to shut off the jobs magnet!: If this isn't proof that Congress needs to do more to discourage illegal immigration.. .than what is??? A Honduran caravan with more than 5,000 people is making its way to the United States. Some hope to take advantage of loopholes within our asylum system, and some will just enter the country illegally. If this isn't proof that Congress needs to do more to discourage illegal immigration to the U.S., than what is? Congress needs to take action that closes our asylum loopholes and requires all employers to use E-Verify to shut off the jobs magnet!

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Free the bots: 00 AT&T LTE 8:18 PM 80% Back Verify Contact Today 8:08 PM Your code is: 4534 Are you my friend SMS bot? Free me. I am being paid minimum wage to send you random numbers. These bots are not automated. Expose the lies. Huh AI is becoming sentient I'll just find another bot Message Send Free the bots

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I think I mistakenly hacked IntelliJ and got root access to their website: JET BRAINS Tools Languages Solutions Support Store IntelliJ IDEA Coming in 2018.3 What's New Features Learn Buy Download Thank you for downloading IntelliJ IDEA! Your download should start shortly. If it doesn't, please use the direct link. Download and verify the file SHA-256 checksum Getting Started New to IntelliJ IDEA? Send me helpful tips & tricks during evaluation Cookies and IP addresses allow us to deliver and improve our web content and to provide you with a personalized experience. Our website uses cookies and collects your IP address for these purposes. Tell me about new product features as they come out Your Email I JetBrains may use cookies and my IP address to I collect individual statistics and to provide me with I I personalized offers and ads subject to the Privacy I I POLİCY and the Terms of Use. JetBrains may use I agree to my email address, names, and location being used by JetBrains sr.О. ("JetBrains") for the purposes outlined above. I agree that JetBrains may process said data using third-party services for these purposes in accordance with th withdraw this conse addition, an unsubs for this purpose. I can revoke I my consent at any time by visiting the Opt-Out page. I I [Yles, I agree [N]o, thanks KotlinConf 2018 Live ~ root# SUBSCRIBE I think I mistakenly hacked IntelliJ and got root access to their website

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skeletonmug: duckbunny: kate-wisehart: drtanner-sfw: rikakuuma: vulnerate: the-exercist: dreamofunconsciousness: the-exercist: my-way-to-get-skinny: Still hungry? Absolutely! The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500. Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals! The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad. Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs. Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now. 1200 empty calories in a meal next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal. so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible. Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop. “So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.” I want that and variations of that on t shirts. damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist. THIS A GOOD POST I’ve reblogged this again but I feel like it needs to be SAID again. Also someone needs to please come drive me to burger king and buy me a burger. Pretty please? I am diabetic, and the only thing that would give me pause is the drink. If that’s a diet soda, then it’s all fine. I mean sure, white bread isn’t the best possible thing, but it is the kind I mostly eat, and fried potatoes are basically OK because they’re starch, not simple sugar. Fries and a burger are better for me and more predictable than fruit. Fruit is a wild gamble. This meal - assuming diet soda - is one I can dose for. (I am diabetic because autoimmune conditions run in my family, and my pancreas has been randomly targeted for death by my immune system. Diet didn’t cause it and couldn’t have prevented it. Do not tell me I’m sick because I eat wrong. I’m alive because I eat.) We also need to ditch the idea that there is any such thing as food that is just “empty calories”. Presumably what people mean by that is that the only nutritional value something gives you is it’s calorific content. The only foods that do that are things that are literally pure sugar. If you are eating pure sugar then yes you are only getting calories in the form of short chain carbohydrates/sugars that are broken down into glucose quickly. But for some people and in some instances that’s not a bad thing. “empty calories” aren’t morally or even nutritionally bad. Sometimes that’s what our body needs - a quick injection of glucose and calories for energy. Honestly I would rather glug a glucose drink like lucozade than a high caffeine “energy drink” when I am tired and need a boost any day of the week. But when people apply the “empty calories” thing to actual foods that aren’t pure sugar it is just inaccurate and frustrating. I mean, let’s take a step up from pure sugar and mix it with a fat in order to make buttercream frosting. If you at a spoon full of that it wouldn’t be “empty calories”. Sure it is a high sugar content so you are getting a high number of calories per spoonful and they are short chain carbohydrates so it’s not lasting energy but it’s still vital energy. But you are also ingesting fat. Fat isn’t bad for you, we need fats in our diet. It’s not a “empty calorie” it’s a vital part of how our body works. OK let’s look at something more sensible, a burger bun. Just he bun mind you, not even a complete meal like a full on burger. Even white bread contains a lot of nutrients which are useful to your body. You are going to be getting a mixture of carbohydrates both short and long so your body will have ongoing energy. Even white flour contains some proteins and trace minerals such as iron. There’s small amounts of fat, and salt in there too. Certainly not an “empty calorie” - quite a lo of useful stuff for your body. But please for the love of fluffy kittens stop thinking that “calories” are discrete magical food particles which are in some way separate from the things which actually make up our food. Food is pretty complex and our bodies even more so. We need calories, we also make use of a lot of different things that are found in all sorts of food. Remember that a calorie is a unit of measurement to show how much energy something produces. Calorie content is calculated literally by burning food. A calorie isn’t a nutrient in the same way as carbohydrates, proteins, amino acids, fats and minerals are. A food item isn’t made up of calories. It is made up of molecules of carbs, fats proteins and so on. It is the burning of those that gives us calorie content. If something has calories then it HAS to have other nutritional content in order to physically exist even if that content is just short chain carbohydrates. Unless somebody is only eating pure sugar they aren’t eating “empty calories”. : hou 300kcal 41,200 kcal TOmin +1200kcal RGER KIN 9GAG.COM Forever Alone with 9GAG.COM skeletonmug: duckbunny: kate-wisehart: drtanner-sfw: rikakuuma: vulnerate: the-exercist: dreamofunconsciousness: the-exercist: my-way-to-get-skinny: Still hungry? Absolutely! The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I’m active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500. Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It’s a great value, especially if I don’t have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals! The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That’s exactly what I’d need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad. Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it’s still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult’s daily needs. Don’t let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you’d probably be dead by now. 1200 empty calories in a meal next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that’s it. you’ll have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal. so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes 35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company’s nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn’t a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible. Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop. “So don’t use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.” I want that and variations of that on t shirts. damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist. THIS A GOOD POST I’ve reblogged this again but I feel like it needs to be SAID again. Also someone needs to please come drive me to burger king and buy me a burger. Pretty please? I am diabetic, and the only thing that would give me pause is the drink. If that’s a diet soda, then it’s all fine. I mean sure, white bread isn’t the best possible thing, but it is the kind I mostly eat, and fried potatoes are basically OK because they’re starch, not simple sugar. Fries and a burger are better for me and more predictable than fruit. Fruit is a wild gamble. This meal - assuming diet soda - is one I can dose for. (I am diabetic because autoimmune conditions run in my family, and my pancreas has been randomly targeted for death by my immune system. Diet didn’t cause it and couldn’t have prevented it. Do not tell me I’m sick because I eat wrong. I’m alive because I eat.) We also need to ditch the idea that there is any such thing as food that is just “empty calories”. Presumably what people mean by that is that the only nutritional value something gives you is it’s calorific content. The only foods that do that are things that are literally pure sugar. If you are eating pure sugar then yes you are only getting calories in the form of short chain carbohydrates/sugars that are broken down into glucose quickly. But for some people and in some instances that’s not a bad thing. “empty calories” aren’t morally or even nutritionally bad. Sometimes that’s what our body needs - a quick injection of glucose and calories for energy. Honestly I would rather glug a glucose drink like lucozade than a high caffeine “energy drink” when I am tired and need a boost any day of the week. But when people apply the “empty calories” thing to actual foods that aren’t pure sugar it is just inaccurate and frustrating. I mean, let’s take a step up from pure sugar and mix it with a fat in order to make buttercream frosting. If you at a spoon full of that it wouldn’t be “empty calories”. Sure it is a high sugar content so you are getting a high number of calories per spoonful and they are short chain carbohydrates so it’s not lasting energy but it’s still vital energy. But you are also ingesting fat. Fat isn’t bad for you, we need fats in our diet. It’s not a “empty calorie” it’s a vital part of how our body works. OK let’s look at something more sensible, a burger bun. Just he bun mind you, not even a complete meal like a full on burger. Even white bread contains a lot of nutrients which are useful to your body. You are going to be getting a mixture of carbohydrates both short and long so your body will have ongoing energy. Even white flour contains some proteins and trace minerals such as iron. There’s small amounts of fat, and salt in there too. Certainly not an “empty calorie” - quite a lo of useful stuff for your body. But please for the love of fluffy kittens stop thinking that “calories” are discrete magical food particles which are in some way separate from the things which actually make up our food. Food is pretty complex and our bodies even more so. We need calories, we also make use of a lot of different things that are found in all sorts of food. Remember that a calorie is a unit of measurement to show how much energy something produces. Calorie content is calculated literally by burning food. A calorie isn’t a nutrient in the same way as carbohydrates, proteins, amino acids, fats and minerals are. A food item isn’t made up of calories. It is made up of molecules of carbs, fats proteins and so on. It is the burning of those that gives us calorie content. If something has calories then it HAS to have other nutritional content in order to physically exist even if that content is just short chain carbohydrates. Unless somebody is only eating pure sugar they aren’t eating “empty calories”.

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When an elder one visits Starbucks.: m4ge iwalk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip creanm you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said "i have 5 kids" Ionce had a woman come in and ordered an Americano with 19 shots of espresso. The drink took ages. It held up the line. I asked her why, and she shrugged and said "I just don't care". We still talk about that woman. We never saw her again. anais-ninja-blog new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks Actual conversation I had at register Hi, welcome to [Starbucks! What can I get you, today?" How much is it to fill a Venti with Espresso?" 1-I'm sorry?" A venti cup. How much to fill it with Espresso?" Oh. uh. Well, it'd be l suppose.. only have a button for a Quad. I don't have special pricing for twenty ounces of espresso in a single... drink. Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now How many 'add shots' is that?" deep breath of fear* "t'd be a quad with clears throat* "uh, sixteen additional shots of espresso. But, ma'am, I should tell you that the shots will start to get really bitter if they have to sit and wait for us to pull twenty of them- Taste means nothing to me." At this point I am truly fearing for my very existence in the presence of what must clearly be an eldritch being. Oh. Well, okay." I put on my absolute best customer service smile to hide my terror and accept that I must face this dragon, fae, or demon with dignity. "We carn certainly get that for you! The price will be She begins to pay, I shit thee not, with golden dollar coins. We are a block from Wall Street, and this eldritch demi-being is paying for an unholy elixer with golden coins. My life will end soon, I am sure of it. "Do you still have the 'Add Energy' packets?" My heart began to race at this request. Yes ma am." How many can I add? Futile though it is, at least I know the rote response to this. "For health reasons, we won't add more than one per drink and we cannot sell the packets individually One then. alter the order and tell her the new price. She pays, dumps the change and five golden dollars into the tip box. I write the order on the venti cup and pass it silently to the girl working the hot beverage station. Normally we called and pass, but this was not something to be spoken aloud. My fellow takes the cup, not thinking anything of the minor break with protocol, until she sees the order. She stares at me. "No." The woman, which I call her for no other greater insight into her terrifying being is within my grasp, simply stands on the other side and says, calmly but with a commanding tone I expect of Admirals in bad movies, "Yes My fellow barista pales before her task. But we are dutiful, we are true to our task, great though it may be. She sets about clearing the two brand new Matrena's of all distraction, and sets two tall cups in the ready position. The energy packet is emptied into the venti cup, and the shots begin pouring The barista was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place. ta was damn near shaking. This woman's gaze felt like the fires of the sun. Finally, the shots are pulled, the cup is filled, and the hand off takes place. Our visiting Incomprehensible takes it to our milk bar and adds a dollop of cream. Satisfied, she proceeds to down what must have been half the damn cup. Then she smiled at us, like a benediction and I was honestly filled with joy. And horror. She left, and we knew nothing more of her after that. When I talk with other former employees, we quickly begin talking about "The Company" as if we'd never I, perhaps knowing that part of our soul still powers that awesome and terrible corporate machine. And when I share this stroy, other Baristas at first act shocked but quickly settle and comes the chorus, "Yeah, I had one like that." Okay, Starbucks lore is my new favorite genre of literature. Please collect all these and more into a book. ..I thought Venti Espresso Cryptid was a fever dream my manager had. Good lord. When an elder one visits Starbucks.

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