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Advice, Apparently, and Beautiful: magicianmew: laughterkey: ryanhatesthis: yournewapartment: bodecats: pools-of-venetianblue: this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also: the most patient and long suffering clawdia bob ross, but a vet  squish the cat squish the cat, but with a towel absolute unit mr. pirate a little chubby but quite beautiful please watch this immediately Squish! That! Cat! I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique. I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat. TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.  This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen Always reblog Pirate wants more shoulder. 💓

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America, Animals, and Bad: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175579962122/mitchfynde-keyhollow-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://mitchfynde.tumblr.com/post/175579922704/keyhollow-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">mitchfynde</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/175565878565/reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/175561612386/keyhollow-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/175557395325/reasonandempathy-keyhollow-sandandglass" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/175557203871/keyhollow-sandandglass-donald-trump-gets" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/175556959640/sandandglass-donald-trump-gets-attacked-by-an" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sandandglass.tumblr.com/post/134917792292/donald-trump-gets-attacked-by-an-eagle-this" class="tumblr_blog">sandandglass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><i><b>Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.</b></i></p> <p><i>This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.</i></p> </blockquote> <p>Y'all know it’s just reacting like any bird of prey would and isn’t some manifestation of any political party’s will because it’s a bird? </p> <p>No?</p> <p>Kay.</p> </blockquote> <p>That eagle was actually well-trained.</p> <p>It attacked Trump not because “it’s a bird”.  It attacked Trump because Trump couldn’t keep his arm level and made for an insecure platform.  You have to keep your arm holding the bird very still or else they instinctively think “the branch is falling” and they try to fly off of it.</p> <p>Which is why you hold large birds like this:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="337"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/39721332512a60c09c918cc326ccb470/tumblr_inline_pbd9wzjuvL1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="337"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="259"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/61e7a23eadf0693ab26b05c8664e2691/tumblr_inline_pbd9xfLykh1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="259"/></figure><p>Elbow tucked in close to the body to support the weight.</p> <p>Look in the first gif: the eagle was fine until Trump’s arm jerked downward because he couldn’t support the weight in that position.  He pulled away and his arm started flailing in the second gif, which is when the bird started to peck at him.</p> <p>Then when Trump made a move similar to that of trying to grab a gauntlet (3rd gif), the bird stopped him because he showed the bird he was bad at actually supporting it.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>Trump didn’t know what to do, bungled it, and the bird was brooking none of his shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because even a TRAINED BIRD is still a bird and will react like a bird does. Because it’s a bird. And animals react as animals to do, even trained animals to improper handling. </p> <p>Bird. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m saying that the bird was entirely fine with people holding it, grabbing it, and was trained to be around people.</p> <p><i>Unless</i> the person has actively done something wrong to tell the bird that they can’t be trusted.</p> <p>Which is exactly what happened.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>It’s a literal gifset of Trump trying and failing almost immediately to live up to <strike>bird</strike>American standards.</p> </blockquote> <p>So he doesn’t live up to American standards because he doesn’t know how to properly handle a large bird. Is what ya sayin to me. Because the bird behaves like a bird and he isn’t exactly versed in birds. Okay. </p> </blockquote> <p>I wanna die.</p> </blockquote> <p>Sam Eagle doesn’t trust Trump’s foreign policy.</p><p>AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU</p></blockquote> <p>This post is all over the place because yes it’s a bird, but No it didn’t just randomly attack him simply because it’s a bird. Yes it probably attacked because it was being improperly held, but no that is not some secret sign of Trump’s unworthiness as president. It’s a sign of Trump not being a professional bird handler.</p>
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Confidence, Dogs, and Fedora: Letter 1 2/9/2018 Subject: Letter 1 Date: Mon, Jan 29, 2018 10:00 am To whom it may concern: My name is Alex. Although I may not be your bartender tonight (I sure do hope been Jason's bartender for the last decade. As a ba You get the opportunity to meet all different kinds someday I'm able to be!), I have of walks of life and learn how to read people very well. Some in and out of your life, while others you choose to keep around. When you come across someone as rtender you get to know some people on a very deep level votten to know Jason really well; everything from his taste in music, work ethic, and his le. Jason's taste in music could be summed up pretty easy (and this goes along with his personality, as they styl should reflect each other), he's got an old soul. He enjoys a classical style of music that helps to promotes thinking, relaxation, and self-growth. He's always been able to keep the bar in a good vibe as he picks the music on the jukebox. He has always kept a job for an extended period of time. He's well versed in bartending (customer service in general), welding, and he is currently an electrician. Jason is known to sport a fedora when it matches well with his jacket. He's always been able to rock those black frame glasses and stand out as a particular handsome fella in a crowd. One area that Jason has continuously impressed me is the way he has treated his past girlfriends and how deep and intimate their relationships were. He has always been a stand up gentleman and communicated with them very well about anything from their relationship to how he feels about something happening in his life. He isn't the kind of guy who's going to pay for everything for you. He enjoys a woman that is self-dependent and knows what she likes and wants out of life. But he is also willing to grow with you as you grow without jealousy regarding it. Jason has always had a confidence and carried himself in that manner. Jason, over the years, has spent his free time volunteering with the developmentally disabled. I feel this is an important point to make because it transitions into so many different aspects of his life. He's patient, trustworthy logical and funny. He has also had a few dogs over the years that were great dogs. His most recent dog (Sylvie) is just the sweetest animal and very fortunate to have Jason as her owner (especially with his tenderheartedness) considering her previous owner (ask Jason, it's his story to tell) I feel that this letter can really be summed up in a few sentences'. Jason is one of the best people I've had the pleasure of calling my friend. He's stands up for what he believes in, makes good choices and treats people well overall. Any woman who chooses to be in his life and he chooses to share his life with are extremely lucky in my opinion Kuddos to you for receiving this letter, as you must be a very spectacular gall Cheers, Alex O https://mail.aol.com/webmail-std/en-us/PrintMessage Friends first Tinder date. She was handed this as soon as they met.

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Advice, Bored, and Children: ,111 88%0 12:05 PM Forums Dear Dish-lt > Boyfriend and Girlfriend Issues "Sabie's Relationship Guide 1 1 2 3 45 6 7 89 12 13 Posted about 11 years ago Saabe Posts: 186 First and foremost I must give credit to Void, not that the ideas in here are his, but that the guide itself is inspired by his. I started writing this a just a guide that l'd post up on Kidzworld, and let everyone there use it once l had left the site, and since I'm pretty much leaving, here it is: 簝 .111 85% 12:20 PM ou may not know, since my topic go deleted, for the second time now, but I've been doing advice here for almost two years. And thus far have been the only person to keep a relationship advice thread running that long. Unfortunately during the cleaning, it was erased, before I got past 50 pages, and the second time a Spamme.r caused the board to glitch so my topic had to be erased after it reached 82 pages. So l decided Imight as well put up a love guide. I will try to keep each "chapter" as short as possible, so as not to bore you, while putting in enough info to get you through if you're dealing with that topic. / would also like to note that credit to the basis of this Guide goes to all who posted questions in either of my threads, and StarF, because this is a little less than a copy of his Guide to Kidzworld Please remember this is my opinion and the advice here may not help in every case, but it's a good place to start, andI've had plenty of experience and success when giving advice. I am not a professional. yet. durnesque-esque: I’m crying of laughter and embarrassment. I was bored googling this morning and on a whim decided to see if the dating guide I wrote as a pretentious teenager was still floating around and it fucking is! 11+ years later and it is STILL a pinned topic in the relationship forum on Kidzworld. To set the scene: at age 14, having held hands with a cute Austrailian boy whilst at summer camp for my dad’s car company, I decided I was well versed enough in the art of love to start a teenage romance column: Dear Sabie (short for Sarahbeth which is another story all together). So I did! Now because I was thoughtful and could compose coherent sentences, my Dear Sabie forum grew in popularity (omg, 50 pages of me telling people things! Omg another 80 pages of me telling people things!). Or maybe I was actually good at it, I dunno. But I got it into my 16 year old head that I wanted a legacy. Being a forum for children, there was an age limit, so I had to work quickly. I spent a summer writing a romance guide for the website that I would post before I got kicked off due to the age restriction. But I had bigger plans, the post would be just the beginning. I was going to write a BOOK! And it would be published and I would be famous for giving EXCELLENT dating advice at such a tender age! I posted, made my grand farewells, and low and behold I convinced the forum moderators to pin it to the top of the board because it was so *wonderful.* And there it sits! I can’t believe they have allowed that relic to remain pinned to the forum. If you ever wanted a time capsul of what a sanctimonious and self-important teenager looks like, have a read! I’m so proud and so embarrassed. (http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/bf-gf-issues/t/15935-sabies-relationship-guide) P.S. if Void is out there somewhere and sees this: hey friend! Remember when we were legend?
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Asian, Bad, and Clothes: lein-wahliik: appropriately-inappropriate: someoneintheshadow446: rainbownova: otakusapien: shrineart: joyfulldreams: senpaibowie: etirabys: skull-bearer: lolatsjw: ifonlyfor: nouveau-brut: humansofnewyork: “Two other people took my picture before you, so I was already popular.” I know that some people said in the comments that this outfit was culturally appropriative, but just remember that you don’t know that someone isn’t a POC or biracial just by looking at them. Don’t assume other people’s races.  ^ My immediate reaction was to be upset by this photo because, I’m sorry, I’m just so fucking sick of people stealing Asian outfits and making them cool or trendy. But then I thought that maybe she’s a mixed kid. If not, there’s a problem here, though. Hi. I’m actually Japanese. Most of us LIKE when people find beauty in our culture. As long as nobody is disrespecting us or making a mockery of us, then there isn’t a problem, and if you think there is, then it seems that you are in favor of cultural segregation and that is causing more harm than good. When I was in Japan, there were a lot of places where you could get done up in a kimono or the male equivalent and have your picture taken. No one cares. Most Korean people I know are pretty delighted when foreigners wear hanbok, in a “oh, you are appreciating our culture! you look good in that” way. I have never actually heard or heard of people reacting negatively to non-Korean people wearing traditional Korean clothes, unless they were racist to begin with and would have objected to foreigners regardless of what they were wearing. ‘Appropriation’ is, I think, only appropriation when either it is done in a blatantly disrespectful way, or if the group whose clothes (etc) are being adopted is culturally marginalized to the degree where they themselves face discrimination when they wear those things. Korean people, afaik, don’t give a fuck. When foreigners visit and wear our clothes, it’s in good fun by people who are usually appreciative of the aesthetic qualities of what they’re donning, and also because we ourselves have never faced discrimination for our nationality or traditional dress. uhhh, basically, intent matters, context matters, people within the same community often have radically different ideas of what’s okay. But you know, I think the only Koreans I know who’d potentially care are the American-raised ones on liberal, activisty college campuses who are extremely well versed in the liberal, activisty language and rulebook. Thank you!! I also think it makes a difference in that the clothing is, you know, the actual thing and not some vaguely exotic knock-off like most people do with native american clothing. Like this is a legit, actual Kimono. There’s nothing really in the culture OF kimono that has rules about who wears this sort of thing when. Like…kimono literally means “thing you wear”. -shrug- Bolded some of the things that stood out the most to me. # it’s not like wearing inaccurate and sacred native american clothing or wearing a bindi or a burqa wear you’re doing it disrespectfully and the people of that group is marginalized and made fun of for those things and there is meaning behind them that people ignore or take for granted kimonos are jusr robes and there isn’t really a stigma about people who wear them  (gifs from here) When foreign women come to India we give them pottus and sarees and teach them how to wear them.  Please stop speaking for us, SJWs.  There is a huge difference between wearing an item known for its religious or social significance (for example–a Plains headdress), and wearing something that is just a general item of clothing (like kimono). If you’re wearing it to sexualize it (ie: “sexy kimono” in the fetish scene) or to mock its origin (ie: “sexy geisha Halloween costume!”), then that’s inappropriate. But wearing a kimono in good faith–say to a cherry blossom festival–isn’t in any way cultural appropriation, it’s cultural appreciation. Like, I’m Dominican, and when people want to buy Mascaras de Carnaval, or learn to dance merengue or bachata, it’s not a bad thing. person: hey I find this culture interesting and I would like to learn more about it rather than impose my own culture on them.SJWs: how dare you.
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Bodies , Retarded, and Tumblr: cliteracy clit er a cy [clit-er-uh-see] noun 1. The quality or state of being cliterate, especially the ability to navigate the clitoris based on an understanding that it is fundamental to the female orgasm. 2. Fluency in clinguistics. A person well versed in clinguistic pedagogy. 3. Epistemic grasp of the precise anatomy function, complexity, and external and internal scale of the clitoris as discovered by Dr. Helen O'Connell in 1998. 4. The applied knowledge that female orgasms are not happenstance, rather they are easily and predictably created with a basic understanding of female sexual anatomy. 5. Far from a "little hill" as its Greek derived name kleitoris implies, the clitoris is more like a mountain, easily ten times larger than the average person realizes. CLITERACY, Natural Law No. 29 ALL BODIES ARE ENTITLED TO EXPERIENCE THE PLEASURE THEY ARE CAPABLE OF © SOPHIA WALLACE #CLITERACY CLITERACY, Natural Law No. 4 THE CLITORIS IS NOT A BUTTON IT IS AN ICEBERG © SOPHIA WALLACE #CLITERACY CLITERACY, Natural Law No. 79 THE HOLE IS NOT THE WHOLE © SOPHIA WALLACE #CLITERACY CLITERACY Natural Law No. 31 FREEDOM IN SOCIETY CAN BE MEASURED BY THE DISTRIBUTION OF ORGASMS © SOPHIA WALLACE #C LITERACY <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://plannedparenthood.tumblr.com/post/96811811946/cliteracy-by-sophiawallace">plannedparenthood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cliteracy by <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mcsI9KSt1mPY7qx35ORAOcw">sophiawallace</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Tumblr you pile of stupid. How dare you suggest a post from Planned Parenthood to me? And something as retarded as this?</p>
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Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crapheadslaphead-deactivated201.tumblr.com/post/34921553229/jellybeing-curlyhairedho-thenewavengers">crapheadslaphead-deactivated201</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jellybeing.tumblr.com/post/34921345239/curlyhairedho-thenewavengers">jellybeing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curlyhairedho.tumblr.com/post/34920264237/thenewavengers-paper-snow-a-ghost-this">curlyhairedho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thenewavengers.tumblr.com/post/34826168948">thenewavengers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paper-snow-a-ghost.tumblr.com/post/33951713765">paper-snow-a-ghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry but I don’t think this story is true.</p> <p>I’d like to believe it’s true! Trust me! I’d love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story.</p> <ol><li>Either you were headbutted by a man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your “black eye” should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn’t let that slide. I know people who’ve hit their eye and within an afternoon it’s ballooned up. <br/>The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don’t really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job.</li> <li>You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I’m not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story: <br/><ul><li>Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who’s to say that wouldn’t be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don’t you wear make up? Wouldn’t that contaminate it?</li> <li>Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc.</li> <li>If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn’t you touch where you’d been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away? I don’t know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It’s a natural instinct.</li> </ul></li> <li>Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1a0u6661qzu9lo.png"/></p> The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I’m pretty sure you’re not Wolverine, and you can’t heal a broken nose within five days. <br/>As you can see, I’ve placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1diA9S51qzu9lo.png"/><br/>For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You’ve apparently broken your nose! Where’s the medical attention? </p> </li> <li>I don’t like the look of your court letter. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1gxsqCo1qzu9lo.jpg"/><br/>Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That’s a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does it look like you’ve ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? <br/>There’s also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means… <br/>Anyone could’ve written this. <br/>Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go… <br/>I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it’s a rough area, but still…</p> </li> <li> <p>You’ve linked newspaper articles that are related to you.</p> <p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1pg7XDL1qzu9lo.png"/><br/>But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That’s two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? <br/>Then again, the newspapers you’re in aren’t exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence.</p> </li> <li>After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your “injury”. Please bear in mind that she’s going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. <br/><br/>Me: Is that a real black eye?<br/>Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she’d probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it’s blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellow 
and not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn’t even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose. <br/><br/>So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.</li> <li>But let’s move on from what is, or what isn’t and onto the post itself. <br/><br/>Look, I get it. You’re a feminist, you want to fight for woman’s rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of “Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I’m a woman! I fight! Men shouldn’t hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a point!”<br/><br/>Here’s a much better message you could send to the world:<br/><br/>“How about no one hits anyone?”<br/><br/>It’s all well and good saying women shouldn’t hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we’re onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus: <br/><br/>This story is false. The injury isn’t real. I’m highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. <br/><br/>Surely preaching equality through, “Can we all just not hit each other?” Rather than, “Men are pigs and they hit women!” would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story…</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>Fuck around and get smoked</p> </blockquote> <p>oh man am I disappointed</p> </blockquote> <p>this is hilarious</p> </blockquote>
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