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        phantomemes:
startersΒ  /Β  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,Β  between you and these bonesΒ .Β  feel free to change pronounsΒ  /Β  tenses as necessary .
β€˜Β  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  how i soften when you pull me against youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are teaching me to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you perhaps will become my swan songΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it is a very human thing to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are my good daysΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i have been loved dearlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i promise you will not always be this warΒ  ’
β€˜Β  thank god for the stubbornness of organsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another dayΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another mercyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  perhaps i will take up dancing againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  what a pretty little disaster you will beΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am terrified for youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will fold inside of myselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today i am thankfulΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wakeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  come and get meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i tell myself i do not need youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i think i broke again last nightΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i’m just trying to connect with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  burn the house down in search of yourselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  don’t you dare ever stop lookingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i struggle not to feel guiltyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are a wildΒ  ,Β  unkempt thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the trees are always kindest with spring comesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  teach yourself the hymns againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  this life is an altarΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am sorry i do not have more timeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a mountain in meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  by the morning i am a triumphΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinΒ  ’
β€˜Β  forgiveness does not take up much roomΒ  ’
β€˜Β  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a prayer in meΒ  ,Β  stillΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you scare me a littleΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are flowers in my chest againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the rain comes and sounds like youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i cannot tell you why i still trust godΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find peace and build a home out of itΒ  ’

β€˜Β  there is never an endΒ  ’
: phantomemes:
startersΒ  /Β  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,Β  between you and these bonesΒ .Β  feel free to change pronounsΒ  /Β  tenses as necessary .
β€˜Β  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  how i soften when you pull me against youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are teaching me to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you perhaps will become my swan songΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it is a very human thing to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are my good daysΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i have been loved dearlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i promise you will not always be this warΒ  ’
β€˜Β  thank god for the stubbornness of organsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another dayΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another mercyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  perhaps i will take up dancing againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  what a pretty little disaster you will beΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am terrified for youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will fold inside of myselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today i am thankfulΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wakeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  come and get meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i tell myself i do not need youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i think i broke again last nightΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i’m just trying to connect with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  burn the house down in search of yourselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  don’t you dare ever stop lookingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i struggle not to feel guiltyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are a wildΒ  ,Β  unkempt thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the trees are always kindest with spring comesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  teach yourself the hymns againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  this life is an altarΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am sorry i do not have more timeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a mountain in meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  by the morning i am a triumphΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinΒ  ’
β€˜Β  forgiveness does not take up much roomΒ  ’
β€˜Β  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a prayer in meΒ  ,Β  stillΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you scare me a littleΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are flowers in my chest againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the rain comes and sounds like youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i cannot tell you why i still trust godΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find peace and build a home out of itΒ  ’

β€˜Β  there is never an endΒ  ’

        

            
            

                
                
                    phantomemes:
startersΒ  /Β  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,Β  between you and these bonesΒ .Β  feel free to change pronounsΒ  /Β  tenses as necessary .
β€˜Β  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  how i soften when you pull me against youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are teaching me to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you perhaps will become my swan songΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it is a very human thing to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are my good daysΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i have been loved dearlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i promise you will not always be this warΒ  ’
β€˜Β  thank god for the stubbornness of organsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another dayΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another mercyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  perhaps i will take up dancing againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  what a pretty little disaster you will beΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am terrified for youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will fold inside of myselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today i am thankfulΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wakeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  come and get meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i tell myself i do not need youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i think i broke again last nightΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i’m just trying to connect with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  burn the house down in search of yourselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  don’t you dare ever stop lookingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i struggle not to feel guiltyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are a wildΒ  ,Β  unkempt thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the trees are always kindest with spring comesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  teach yourself the hymns againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  this life is an altarΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am sorry i do not have more timeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a mountain in meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  by the morning i am a triumphΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinΒ  ’
β€˜Β  forgiveness does not take up much roomΒ  ’
β€˜Β  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a prayer in meΒ  ,Β  stillΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you scare me a littleΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are flowers in my chest againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the rain comes and sounds like youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i cannot tell you why i still trust godΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find peace and build a home out of itΒ  ’

β€˜Β  there is never an endΒ  ’
: phantomemes:
startersΒ  /Β  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,Β  between you and these bonesΒ .Β  feel free to change pronounsΒ  /Β  tenses as necessary .
β€˜Β  the problem is you keep trying to use your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  how i soften when you pull me against youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are teaching me to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will pretend that i have not already heard the question in your eyesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you perhaps will become my swan songΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it is a very human thing to loveΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are my good daysΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i have been loved dearlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i promise you will not always be this warΒ  ’
β€˜Β  thank god for the stubbornness of organsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  it takes me seven days to stop being in love with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another dayΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there will always be another mercyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  perhaps i will take up dancing againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  what a pretty little disaster you will beΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am terrified for youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i will fold inside of myselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today i am thankfulΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i didn’t want to sleep because i didn’t want to wakeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  come and get meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i tell myself i do not need youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i think i broke again last nightΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i’m just trying to connect with youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are an ocean that will perhaps never stop crashingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  burn the house down in search of yourselfΒ  ’
β€˜Β  don’t you dare ever stop lookingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i struggle not to feel guiltyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you are a wildΒ  ,Β  unkempt thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  sometimes it is a very sad thing to be human and longingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find that you are made of russian nesting dollsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the trees are always kindest with spring comesΒ  ’
β€˜Β  teach yourself the hymns againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  he is every amen i have ever laid down on lipsΒ  ’
β€˜Β  this life is an altarΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i am sorry i do not have more timeΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a mountain in meΒ  ’
β€˜Β  by the morning i am a triumphΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are words playing hooky in the back of your throatΒ  ’
β€˜Β  today is by far the most beautiful creature i have ever come acrossΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are many things that will fit beneath your skinΒ  ’
β€˜Β  forgiveness does not take up much roomΒ  ’
β€˜Β  some days you will breathe and it will be enoughΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you do not have to hold it quite so tightlyΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there is a prayer in meΒ  ,Β  stillΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you scare me a littleΒ  ’
β€˜Β  you can be a good thing and not a whole thingΒ  ’
β€˜Β  there are flowers in my chest againΒ  ’
β€˜Β  the rain comes and sounds like youΒ  ’
β€˜Β  i cannot tell you why i still trust godΒ  ’
β€˜Β  find peace and build a home out of itΒ  ’

β€˜Β  there is never an endΒ  ’

                    
                
            

            
                
                
phantomemes:
startersΒ  /Β  prompts taken from f. d. soul’s work ,Β  between you and these bonesΒ .Β  feel free to change pronounsΒ  /Β  tenses...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        portentous-offerings:

pg-chan:

serialreblogger:

jaubaius:
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.Β 
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always sayingΒ β€œah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstratingΒ compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings,Β that’s still huge and coolΒ and importantΒ and corvids!!! are! neat!!!Β 

Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own.Β 



Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.
β€œHelping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead
: portentous-offerings:

pg-chan:

serialreblogger:

jaubaius:
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.Β 
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always sayingΒ β€œah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstratingΒ compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings,Β that’s still huge and coolΒ and importantΒ and corvids!!! are! neat!!!Β 

Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own.Β 



Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.
β€œHelping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead

        

            
            

                
                
                    portentous-offerings:

pg-chan:

serialreblogger:

jaubaius:
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.Β 
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always sayingΒ β€œah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstratingΒ compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings,Β that’s still huge and coolΒ and importantΒ and corvids!!! are! neat!!!Β 

Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own.Β 



Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.
β€œHelping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead
: portentous-offerings:

pg-chan:

serialreblogger:

jaubaius:
A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.
!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.
Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food.Β 
i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always sayingΒ β€œah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstratingΒ compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings,Β that’s still huge and coolΒ and importantΒ and corvids!!! are! neat!!!Β 

Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own.Β 



Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.
β€œHelping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibiotics… today I’m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasn’t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and don’t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensβ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, it’s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT IT’S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. I’ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 
: my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibiotics… today I’m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasn’t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and don’t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensβ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, it’s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT IT’S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. I’ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibiotics… today I’m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasn’t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and don’t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensβ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, it’s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT IT’S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. I’ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 
: my-discourse-blog:

ryrythescienceguy:

Children being naturally exposed to a variety of germs from a very young age (from dirt, pets, playplaces, sandboxes, other kids, etc) is actually really good for the immune system and can even prevent the development of allergies. The reason food allergies are so common these days is precisely because parents are avoiding exposing their kids to possible trigger foods and not letting them get dirty (also the overuse of antibacterial soaps/hand santitizers and antibiotics!).
Source: grew up on a farm, played in the dirt and with germy animals and germy siblings/cousins/friends all the time, and very rarely took antibiotics… today I’m 24, have zero allergies, and a great immune system (even my little sister is the same, and she wasn’t vaccinated until she was a teenager).
This is also why oldest siblings and only children tend to have more allergies in my anecdotal experience; the parents often get overprepared and don’t let their kid get exposed to ANY germs/allergensβ€”by the time other children come along the parents are jaded enough to not care about it as much, and thus the kids afterwards are exposed to more germs from birth!
If this sounds weird and backwards, it’s because for a long time doctors used to teach the exact opposite. Keep your child clean and away from germs and potenial allergy triggers. Until they saw the long-term side effects of this and are now starting to tell new parents how to do it better.
NOTE: I AM EXTREMELY PRO-VAX! DO NOT MISTAKE THIS COMMENT AS ANTI-VAX. VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN AND EXPOSE THEM TO GERMS IN A CONTROLLED WAY. THE HUMAN IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CAPABLE OF MANY THINGS BUT IT’S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER AND IT NEEDS HELP!!!


Can confirm this is true. I’ve studied food science for 5 years and have 3 qualifications in food safety. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist:Β 

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!



@noelle217 



This is adorable 

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more! 
: kradeiz:
arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist:Β 

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!



@noelle217 



This is adorable 

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more! 

        

            
            

                
                
                    kradeiz:
arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist:Β 

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!



@noelle217 



This is adorable 

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more! 
: kradeiz:
arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
Artist:Β 

esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!



@noelle217 



This is adorable 

They just posted some more!
[source]

And some more! 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
kradeiz:
arrghigiveup:

gale-of-the-nomads:

notsomerryerry:

chabbit:

bulbasaur-propaganda:

Growing up with your starters
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        unbossed:
blackourstory:

afro-dominicano:

rtamerica:

Dozens of police departments suspended for losing US military-grade weaponry
Close to 200 state and local police departments in the United States have been suspended for losing military-level equipment transferred to them by the Pentagon, a new investigation found.
According to the media outletΒ Fusion, its independent investigation into the Pentagon’s β€œ1033 program,” which equips state and local police departments across the US with excess military equipment, turned up an alarming trend: Not only did many law enforcement agencies fail to comply with the program’s guidelines, they routinely lost dangerous weaponry.
Already, the investigation has found that police departments in Arizona, California, Mississippi, Missouri, Georgia, and others have lost or cannot account for various types of weapons. This list includes M14 and M16 assault rifles, .45-caliber pistols, shotguns, and even vehicles.

β€œthey routinely lost dangerous weaponry”
that is very fucking alarming, who the hell are they being lost to? the same white supremacists bastards killing every one??

How much do you wanna bet they β€œlo$t them” to white supremacist friends and groups?


^^^^^
: unbossed:
blackourstory:

afro-dominicano:

rtamerica:

Dozens of police departments suspended for losing US military-grade weaponry
Close to 200 state and local police departments in the United States have been suspended for losing military-level equipment transferred to them by the Pentagon, a new investigation found.
According to the media outletΒ Fusion, its independent investigation into the Pentagon’s β€œ1033 program,” which equips state and local police departments across the US with excess military equipment, turned up an alarming trend: Not only did many law enforcement agencies fail to comply with the program’s guidelines, they routinely lost dangerous weaponry.
Already, the investigation has found that police departments in Arizona, California, Mississippi, Missouri, Georgia, and others have lost or cannot account for various types of weapons. This list includes M14 and M16 assault rifles, .45-caliber pistols, shotguns, and even vehicles.

β€œthey routinely lost dangerous weaponry”
that is very fucking alarming, who the hell are they being lost to? the same white supremacists bastards killing every one??

How much do you wanna bet they β€œlo$t them” to white supremacist friends and groups?


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                    unbossed:
blackourstory:

afro-dominicano:

rtamerica:

Dozens of police departments suspended for losing US military-grade weaponry
Close to 200 state and local police departments in the United States have been suspended for losing military-level equipment transferred to them by the Pentagon, a new investigation found.
According to the media outletΒ Fusion, its independent investigation into the Pentagon’s β€œ1033 program,” which equips state and local police departments across the US with excess military equipment, turned up an alarming trend: Not only did many law enforcement agencies fail to comply with the program’s guidelines, they routinely lost dangerous weaponry.
Already, the investigation has found that police departments in Arizona, California, Mississippi, Missouri, Georgia, and others have lost or cannot account for various types of weapons. This list includes M14 and M16 assault rifles, .45-caliber pistols, shotguns, and even vehicles.

β€œthey routinely lost dangerous weaponry”
that is very fucking alarming, who the hell are they being lost to? the same white supremacists bastards killing every one??

How much do you wanna bet they β€œlo$t them” to white supremacist friends and groups?


^^^^^
: unbossed:
blackourstory:

afro-dominicano:

rtamerica:

Dozens of police departments suspended for losing US military-grade weaponry
Close to 200 state and local police departments in the United States have been suspended for losing military-level equipment transferred to them by the Pentagon, a new investigation found.
According to the media outletΒ Fusion, its independent investigation into the Pentagon’s β€œ1033 program,” which equips state and local police departments across the US with excess military equipment, turned up an alarming trend: Not only did many law enforcement agencies fail to comply with the program’s guidelines, they routinely lost dangerous weaponry.
Already, the investigation has found that police departments in Arizona, California, Mississippi, Missouri, Georgia, and others have lost or cannot account for various types of weapons. This list includes M14 and M16 assault rifles, .45-caliber pistols, shotguns, and even vehicles.

β€œthey routinely lost dangerous weaponry”
that is very fucking alarming, who the hell are they being lost to? the same white supremacists bastards killing every one??

How much do you wanna bet they β€œlo$t them” to white supremacist friends and groups?


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zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.Β 
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this! 
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to β€œfocus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the β€œtripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

: angelfire115:

zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.Β 
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this! 
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to β€œfocus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the β€œtripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED


        

            
            

                
                
                    angelfire115:

zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.Β 
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this! 
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to β€œfocus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the β€œtripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

: angelfire115:

zetarays:

angeredthoughts:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

polyglotplatypus:

polyglotplatypus:
im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers
ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds.Β 
(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

Yes this! 
Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)
And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).
Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).
Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.
Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to β€œfocus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the β€œtripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.
You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.
Not even a little bit.

@tamberland

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED


                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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