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<p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>: This Little Girl Narrated To Her Class How Her Brother Was Born. This Is Priceless I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. "This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday. First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother's stomach and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months through an umbrella cord." She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video camera rolling. The kids are watching her in amazement. "Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother starts going, 'Oh, oh, oh!" Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. "She walked around the house for, like an hour, "Oh, oh, oh!" Now this kid is doing this hysterical duck-walk, holding her back and groaning. "My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my mother to lay down in bed like this." Erica lies down with her back against the wall. "And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew! The kid has her legs spread and with her little hands is miming water flowing away. It was too much! "Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10 Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sureI applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes long <p>This Little Girl Tried To Explain Child Birth To Her Class. This Is Priceless.</p>

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I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THIS YALL DONT EVEN KNOW! The past two years at con ive done photos with jensen but the first one we put our hands on our hips and made a sassy face and then the other one he did that like smolder look which were both perfect but this year i just wanted a cute smile-hug photo and it turned out way better than i expected and i love it sm!! Anyways so i went up and i just asked for a hug and he said of course then hugged me and then rubbed my back and said "thank you sweetheart!" And i DIED. Like legit guys all day jared and jensen were calling us fans sweetheart, baby, darlin, etc. Theyre SO SWEET and absolutely so warm and happy and those moments alone make every second of working to save money- spending a shit ton on photo ops worth it. I love how they dont act like we're just another annoying fan or anything. They're genuinely so happy to see you and theyre very outgoing and kind and I LOVE THEM: I WAS SO HAPPY WITH THIS YALL DONT EVEN KNOW! The past two years at con ive done photos with jensen but the first one we put our hands on our hips and made a sassy face and then the other one he did that like smolder look which were both perfect but this year i just wanted a cute smile-hug photo and it turned out way better than i expected and i love it sm!! Anyways so i went up and i just asked for a hug and he said of course then hugged me and then rubbed my back and said "thank you sweetheart!" And i DIED. Like legit guys all day jared and jensen were calling us fans sweetheart, baby, darlin, etc. Theyre SO SWEET and absolutely so warm and happy and those moments alone make every second of working to save money- spending a shit ton on photo ops worth it. I love how they dont act like we're just another annoying fan or anything. They're genuinely so happy to see you and theyre very outgoing and kind and I LOVE THEM
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