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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: atissi: the last commission in this batch, an icon for @imstuckathome12! feferi is really vibing lisa frank here

atissi: the last commission in this batch, an icon for @imstuckathome12! feferi is really vibing lisa frank here

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Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer puppies to an aspiring photographer DrSmashlove So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life πŸ˜‚. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point πŸ€—. Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Af, Bad, and Beautiful: Seth Rogen meets Boo In the film "Tropic Thunder", Kirk Lazarus said: "Never go full retard." Now, I hate the word "retard" - I love all life and if a baby has developmental disabilities, nobody should ever call that beautiful baby a retard - it's a disgusting word to use to refer to someone who has such disabilities. However some of u grown men are not only retards, y'all routinely go full retard, NO OFFENSE - lemme splain u. My lil homegirl call me tell me she dating a dude from a nearby town. It ain't that close so they hanging weekly, he make the drive and slide thru, they have dinner etc. Smart dude, teacher, got his shit together. So out of the blue homeboy say he moving to her town so they can plan their future. I can't blame him - she got a lot to offer πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬. The problem is, she ain't want all that. Some women want a man around for a specific purpose. Maybe she wanna be homies but she don't wanna bang. Maybe she wanna bang but only after 11:02 pm so if y'all get food after, nobody see u with her bc low key u ain't cute but your PP nice so she only want u at night πŸ€—. Or maybe she wanna be seen with you out on the town because u look nice but she ain't ready to pick baby seats and strollers yet - u feel me? U can't just assume that if a girl fuck with u on ANY level, she wanna be with you forever - these ladies done been thru a lot, bro - good relationships, bad relationships, in betweeners - u feel me? Don't be so eager to suck the fun out of it. Men ASSUME that any woman they meet wanna get married yesterday and have babies tomorrow but guess what - NAH. AF. U gotta take the time to sell her on u. Make her feel like u the one. Until then, create fun experiences and a healthy vibe. And see where it go. And don't go full retard or u gon fuck around and fuck up a good thing for no reason. Ya get me! Bless up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Definitely, Dope, and Life: Solange To Direct SZA's The Weekend Music Video From Her 'CTRL' Album @balleralert Solange To Direct SZA's 'The Weekend' Music Video From Her 'CTRL' Album -blogged by @janisemonee β €β €β €β €β €β €β € SZA has definitely been prospering with her latest album CTRL, especially with her hit single "The Weekend." To bring the song to life, she has summoned the talented Solange Knowles to direct the video. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € If you aren't familiar with the song, it talks about what it is like to be with a man who is carrying out relationships with other women. With Solange's creative eye, the video is going to be hot! The visuals will be shot in 10 different locations with 10 different looks. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In a recent interview with USA Today, the songstress expressed her love for Solange. "I love her. I think the universe is just bringing us closer to each other. That's my homegirl." β €β €β €β €β €β €β € We also saw these two interacting on social media when Solange posted a video of her vibing to SZA's "Love Galore" during Essence Festival. SZA replied via Twitter, "Sigh I just wanna hold hands and spin around the room with you." β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Solange and SZA are soulful and beautifully eccentric so the music video should be dope. Hopefully, we can get a musical collaboration from the ladies.

Solange To Direct SZA's 'The Weekend' Music Video From Her 'CTRL' Album -blogged by @janisemonee β €β €β €β €β €β €β € SZA has definitely been prospering ...

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Bad, Beautiful, and Being an Adult: The pasta gets bigger when you add water what a wild concept She's beautiful meganmayday the best part of being an adult is watching your friends also be adults A guy was hitting on me today and asked me out despite us literally having a 2 minute conversation which consisted of 'how old are you ?' '17' ( I DONT KNOW HOW OLD HE IS BUT HES DEFINITELY NOT UNDER 18 SO RED FLAG NUMBER A MILLION HONESTLY)oh really I thought you were like 25-30' WHICH FUCKING FIRST OF ALL!!!! And he fucking cornered me on the train and we spoke more which was more odd questions that made me want to rip my eyeballs out and and also like I know it's bad but I'm partially deaf kinda so like you have to speak LOUD and clear but he has a super think accent and I just can't fucking understand him most of the time and I don't want to come across rude or anything but I just ugh he kept asking if I had a boyfriend ( even asked me if I was married or had kids at one point WHICH AGAIN IM 17!!! FUCJING STRANGER DANGER but I've literally been crying and having a panic attack for the past hour because of how creepy a vibe I got from him and just everything that happened ( cause that's not the end) anyway with this now ( Cause there is probably more to come since we work at the same work and no matter how mean I am in private I could never do that face to face with anyone ) and just my deteriorating mental Health then through life as a teenager on top of that I want to fucking slit my wrists and die sorry for getting gross but it's honestly all that running through my head ALSO ITS MY FIRST FUCKING DAY I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER 2 and HALF MONTHS UNTIL MY CONTRACT IS MAYBE ? UP anyway I'm off to cry more and wish I had irl friends to pretend to date me when dealing with creepy people πŸ˜­πŸ”«EDIT:: he actually never asked me out kinda just said we are boyfriend and girlfriend now
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Being Alone, Energy, and Life: 10 STEPS TO PROTECT YOUR VIBE BY VEX KING | BONVITASTYLE.COM 1. Avoid gossip and drama 2. Let go of things you can't control 3. Avoid comparing yourself to others 4. Keep your faith larger than your fears 5. Don't do anything that doesn't feel right 6. Don't be afraid to spend some time alone 7. Speak kindly to yourself and to other people 8. Please yourself before trying to please others 9. Stay away from people who drain your energy 10. Ignore any opinions that don't enhance your life From @vexking ❀ - Tag someone to inspire and motivate. βœ¨πŸ™πŸ½βœ¨ - When we talk about Good Vibes Only, we're talking about keeping your vibration as high as you can so that you can encourage more pleasant experiences to come your way. Positive energy brings about positive changes. These steps here will help you protect your vibe from being lowered. Consequently, lower states of vibration bring about unpleasant experiences into your life. Therefore, you must try and prevent yourself from getting caught in webs of negative energy. - A high state of vibration is all about feeling good. The better you feel, the better life becomes. Good vibes take you to good places. Good vibes help you attract good people. Good vibes bring you good things. You get it, right? Good vibes create a good life. - GoodVibesOnly GVO Awakespiritual

From @vexking ❀ - Tag someone to inspire and motivate. βœ¨πŸ™πŸ½βœ¨ - When we talk about Good Vibes Only, we're talking about keeping your vibration...

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