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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]
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Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂

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Being Alone, Click, and Facebook: Heart Attack Blood clot Artery Medicine Net.com 2004 Cholesterol plaque Coronary arteries_ Healthy muscle Dying muscle denothedog: blacks-n-chastity: 150shadesofblack: blackglamgoddess: fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ major signal boost Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life This could save many lives, reblog !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We should all know this Glad to share

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Being Alone, Click, and Dad: Heart Attack Blood clot Artery Medicine Net.com 2004 Cholesterol plaque Coronary arteries_ Healthy muscle Dying muscle antiisepticeye: attack-on-sburb: phan-tasticles: gettingahealthybody: fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ major signal boost Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life This could save many lives, reblog Useful information to have! i wish my dad had known this THAT LAST COMMENT. PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN SAVE MORE PEOPLE’S LIVES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Always reblog

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Being Alone, Click, and Dad: Heart Attack Blood clot Artery Medicine Net.com 2004 Cholesterol plaque Coronary arteries_ Healthy muscle Dying muscle antiisepticeye: attack-on-sburb: phan-tasticles: gettingahealthybody: fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/ major signal boost Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life This could save many lives, reblog Useful information to have! i wish my dad had known this THAT LAST COMMENT. PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN SAVE MORE PEOPLE’S LIVES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. Always reblog

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Facebook, God, and Instagram: DOSE BIBLICA Ele da forca ao cansado, e aumenta as forcas ao que nao tem nenhum vigor Isaias 40:29 FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM SITE IDOSEBIBLICAOFICIALIODOSEBIBLICAOFICIAL I WWW.DOSEBIBLICA.coM.BR O profeta Isaías dedica um capítulo inteiro do seu livro à descrição do consolo que o Senhor Jeová providencia para o Seu povo. Dentre outras promessas, escreve: “Ele fortalece o cansado e dá grande vigor ao que está sem forças.” (Isaías 40:29). Tentar viver como cristão é muito cansativo. Tudo, neste mundo, favorece a injustiça, as tentações, a iniqüidade. As armadilhas que nos cercam nos machucam, quando caímos. E há ocasiões quando olhamos para fora, olhamos para dentro e sentimos as forças nos abandonar. Sentimos tristeza. E sentimos cansaço. Vontade, às vezes, de acabar com tudo e abandonar este mundo... Quando chegamos ao ponto da exaustão, palavras doutrinárias não nos ajudam muito. Sabemos muito bem o ensino bíblico sobre as provações. Até entendemos que somente o fogo forte purifica o outro, fazendo com que as impurezas se separem dele. O raciocínio lógico, entretanto, não fala a linguagem dos nossos sentimentos. Na realidade, a “sermonização” bem intencionada chega a nos irritar. Por isso, quando Isaías fala das restaurações que o Senhor promete aos cansados, ele não se baseia em argumentos. Ele simplesmente declara o que Jeová lhe revelou. E vai direto ao assunto: Deus fortalece o cansado. Ou aceitamos isto pela fé, ou nossa vida cristã perde significado. Aceitar pela fé é a postura do desesperado, que se agarra à mão estendida do Senhor. Para nós, os cansados, a saída é o salto absurdo da fé. Fé no fortalecimento divino, apesar de tudo e apesar de todos. Fé, quando não vemos mais a luz no fim do túnel. Fé, quando somos tentados a achar que o Senhor se esqueceu de nós. Fé que não para de repetir, teimosamente: Deus fortalece o cansado! Deus Jesus Frases dosebiblica JesusCristo JesusChrist JesusSaves TeamJesus God Dios EspíritoSanto HolySpirit Love Holy Christian Salvation Biblia Bible Fé Faith Mercy Grace EscolhiEsperar LoucosPorJesus JesusFreak DeusNoControle DeusNoComando IgsComProposito bomdia

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Memes, 🤖, and Mundo: DOSE BIBLICA Ele da forca ao cansado, e aumenta as forcas ao que nao tem nenhum vigor. Isaias 40:29 FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM IDOSEBIBLICAOFICIALIODOSEBIBLICAOFICIALI WWW.DOSEBIBLICA.COM.BRE O profeta Isaías dedica um capítulo inteiro do seu livro à descrição do consolo que o Senhor Jeová providencia para o Seu povo. Dentre outras promessas, escreve: “Ele fortalece o cansado e dá grande vigor ao que está sem forças.” (Isaías 40:29). Tentar viver como cristão é muito cansativo. Tudo, neste mundo, favorece a injustiça, as tentações, a iniqüidade. As armadilhas que nos cercam nos machucam, quando caímos. E há ocasiões quando olhamos para fora, olhamos para dentro e sentimos as forças nos abandonar. Sentimos tristeza. E sentimos cansaço. Vontade, às vezes, de acabar com tudo e abandonar este mundo... Quando chegamos ao ponto da exaustão, palavras doutrinárias não nos ajudam muito. Sabemos muito bem o ensino bíblico sobre as provações. Até entendemos que somente o fogo forte purifica o outro, fazendo com que as impurezas se separem dele. O raciocínio lógico, entretanto, não fala a linguagem dos nossos sentimentos. Na realidade, a “sermonização” bem intencionada chega a nos irritar. Por isso, quando Isaías fala das restaurações que o Senhor promete aos cansados, ele não se baseia em argumentos. Ele simplesmente declara o que Jeová lhe revelou. E vai direto ao assunto: Deus fortalece o cansado. Ou aceitamos isto pela fé, ou nossa vida cristã perde significado. Aceitar pela fé é a postura do desesperado, que se agarra à mão estendida do Senhor. Para nós, os cansados, a saída é o salto absurdo da fé. Fé no fortalecimento divino, apesar de tudo e apesar de todos. Fé, quando não vemos mais a luz no fim do túnel. Fé, quando somos tentados a achar que o Senhor se esqueceu de nós. Fé que não para de repetir, teimosamente: Deus fortalece o cansado! Deus Jesus Frases dosebiblica JesusCristo JesusChrist JesusSaves TeamJesus God Dios EspíritoSanto HolySpirit Love Holy Christian Salvation Biblia Bible Fé Faith Mercy Grace EscolhiEsperar LoucosPorJesus JesusFreak DeusNoControle DeusNoComando IgsComProposito bomdia

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Memes, 🤖, and Sites: DOSE BIBLICA Quando a nossa propria forca se esgota, Deus esta pronto para nos dar a dEle se pedirmos Joyce Meyer INSTAGRAM FACEBOOK SITE IDOSEBIBLICAOFICIALI ODOSEBIBLICAOFICIAL I WWW.DOSEBIBLICA.COM, BR Faz forte ao cansado (e fraco) e multiplica as forças ao que não tem nenhum vigor (fazendo sua força multiplicar-se e abundar). ISAÍAS 40.29 Quando sinto que começo a ficar cansada, busco o Senhor. Tenho aprendido que é melhor manter boas condições regularmente do que esperar até que uma crise ocorra e, então, tentar reparar o prejuízo. É sábio não usar tudo que você tem e esgotar totalmente seus recursos, sejam eles físicos, mentais, emocionais ou espirituais. É fácil ficar exausto com excesso de trabalho ou simplesmente viver irritado e frustrado com seus problemas, especialmente quando seu foco está neles, em vez de manter seus olhos no Senhor. Não se apóie em si mesmo ou em sua própria força e capacidade. Deus prometeu prover a força, a energia e o poder de que você precisa para prosseguir. Assim, aprenda a relaxar mais e permitir que o Senhor restaure sua vida antes que você se esgote totalmente. Separe um momento diariamente para passar tempo de qualidade com Jesus. Deus Jesus Frases dosebiblica JesusCristo JesusChrist JesusSaves TeamJesus God Dios EspíritoSanto HolySpirit Love Holy Christian Salvation Biblia Bible Fé Faith Mercy Grace EscolhiEsperar LoucosPorJesus JesusFreak DeusNoControle DeusNoComando IgsComProposito boanoite

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