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Which one are you caw caw: You have an Inventive mind and are Inclined to be progresstve. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repsatodly because you ars stupld. Everyone thinks you are a fucking Jerk. You enjoy sucking cock. JAN 21 FEB 19 AQUARIUS You have vivd imagination and often think you are being folowed by the FBI or CLA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you mistake as power. You lack confldence and are a general dipshit. FEB 20 O MAR 19 PISCES You are a pioneer type and think most people are MAR 20 dickheads.You are quick to reprimand, impatient, APR 18 and scornful of advice, You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. You are a PRICK! ARIES You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-tt-lvness because you never do anything right the first thne. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a fucking asahole. APR 19 MAY 19 TAURUS You are a qulck and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorlous for thriving on Incest. MAY 20 JUN 20 GEMINI You are sympathetic and understandlng to other people's problems, whlch makes you a sucker. You always keep putting things off. This Is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. JUN 21 JUL 21 CANCER You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo's are Bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest eriticlsm, Your arrogance in disgusting. Leos are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex. JUL 22 AUG 22 LEO You are the logloal type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitnde is sickentng to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and aften fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimpa. AUG 23 SEP 21 VIRGO You are the artistic type and have a difficult tinme with reality. Ifyou are a male, you are probably QUEER. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil, Most Lihra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease. SEP 21 OCT 22 LIBRA The worst of the lot! YOu are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the plnnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect aon-of a-hitch. Most Soorplo's are MURDERED. OCT 23 NOV 21 SCORPIO You are optimistic tendency to rely on luck-since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarlus'y are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarins. You are Indeed a worthless piece of shit. enthuslastic. You have a reckless NOV 22 DEC 20 SAGITTARIUS You are conserrvative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricom of any importance. You should KILL yourself. DEC 21 JAN 20 CAPRICORN Which one are you caw caw
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well damn.: AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 Feb 18): You have an Inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great déal You make the ene mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid, Everyone thinks you ape a fcking jerk. PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar, 20): You have a vivid imagination and often think youare being followed by the F.B.I. or the C.LA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you are flaunting your power. You leck confidence and are generally a dipshit. ARIES (Mar. 21 Apr. 19): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too linie. This means you are a chesp bastard. Arles sre notorious for thriving on incest. TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20): You are practical and persistent., You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but a goddam Communist. GEMINI (May 21 Jun, 20): You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice, you are a prick. CANCER (Jun. 21 - Jul. 22): problems which makes you a sucker, You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everybody in prison is a cancer, You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples LEO You consider yourself a born leader. Others think (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22): you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies, You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother fisckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors. (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps. VIRGO You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22): tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most libra's are drunks. Nixon is a libra. You are not worth the time of day. LIBRA The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and (Oct. 23- Nov, 21): cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of cthics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SCORPIO You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): reality. If you are male, you are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Sagittarius women are whores. All Sagittarius die of venercal discase. You are conservative and afraiíd of taking risks. You are (Dec. 22- Jan. 19): basically chicken shit. There has never been any Capricom of any importance. Yos should kill yourself. CAPRICORN well damn.
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I have never read something as accurate as this lmao: AQUARIUS (Jan 20 Feb. 18)) You have an inventive hind and sre inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal You maks the sune misskes repeatedly because you are stupid, Everyons thinks you age s fucking jerk (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often tink you wee being followed by the F.DI or the C.LA. You have minor influerce on your friends and people resent you are flaunting your power. You leck contidence and are generally a dipshit. PISCES ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little This means you are a cheap bastard. Aries are notorious for thriving on incest. TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You are nothing but a goddam Communist GEMINI (May 21 - Jun. 20): You are the pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient and sconful of advice. you are a prick. CANCER (Jun. 21 -Jul. 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a nucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit Everybody in prison is a cancer. LEO (Jul. 23- Aug 22): you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerste honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people pre thieving mother fuckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors You consider yourself a born leader. Others think VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22): You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps. (Sep. 23-Oct. 22): tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent, Most tibra's are drunks. Nixon is a libra. You are not worth the time of day. You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless LIBRA The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered SCORPIO You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): reality. If you are male, you are probably a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Sagittarius women are wbhores, All Sagitarius die of venereal disease. You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are (Dec. 22-Jan 19) basically chicken shit. There has never been any Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself. CAPRICORN I have never read something as accurate as this lmao
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