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Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...

Bad, Halo, and Life: u/Hjaaal ld i.redd.it now hug me human! @DrSmashlove Life update: Iโ€™ve tried all the healthy ice creams bruv. Halo Top. Enlightened. Arctic Zero. And Iโ€™ve come to the scientific conclusion that they all suck ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Not edible. Not creamy or dreamy enuf. Simply not satisfying. Itโ€™s like when you break up with yo ex and date a whole bunch of duds and then u just like โ€œI miss my ex, imma take them back even tho they ainโ€™t good for me because they SPICY ๐Ÿค—โ€. Thatโ€™s Ben and Jerryโ€™s bruv. Yes they got 3,892 calories per pint. And 582 grams of fat. And some crack. Like literally in the ingredients it say โ€œsugarly, heavenly sugar; milkariffic milk from happy cows who listen to the Grateful Dead all day and inhale dab fumes; and a touch of crack. Just a touch! ๐Ÿ‘Œ A lil Vermont Crack for love, just like Jerry Garcia used to like it โ˜บ๏ธ. Cookie dough. Maltodextrin (sorry, we canโ€™t have this goodness go bad on you, pilgrim!) ๐Ÿ˜‡โ€ Smfh. Ben and Jerry we canโ€™t eat no regular ice cream now. Yโ€™all done ruined us. If every bite donโ€™t have chunks of real brownie batter, waffle cone, almonds, fudge swirl, creamy caramel, and a touch of illegal hallucinogens, we donโ€™t want it. Yโ€™all are the cot damn Shaq PP of the ice cream industry. We went Shaq and it ainโ€™t no going back. We open now. Criminals ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Halo, and Life: u/Hjaaal ld i.redd.it
 now hug me human!
 @DrSmashlove
Life update: Iโ€™ve tried all the healthy ice creams bruv. Halo Top. Enlightened. Arctic Zero. And Iโ€™ve come to the scientific conclusion that they all suck ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Not edible. Not creamy or dreamy enuf. Simply not satisfying. Itโ€™s like when you break up with yo ex and date a whole bunch of duds and then u just like โ€œI miss my ex, imma take them back even tho they ainโ€™t good for me because they SPICY ๐Ÿค—โ€. Thatโ€™s Ben and Jerryโ€™s bruv. Yes they got 3,892 calories per pint. And 582 grams of fat. And some crack. Like literally in the ingredients it say โ€œsugarly, heavenly sugar; milkariffic milk from happy cows who listen to the Grateful Dead all day and inhale dab fumes; and a touch of crack. Just a touch! ๐Ÿ‘Œ A lil Vermont Crack for love, just like Jerry Garcia used to like it โ˜บ๏ธ. Cookie dough. Maltodextrin (sorry, we canโ€™t have this goodness go bad on you, pilgrim!) ๐Ÿ˜‡โ€ Smfh. Ben and Jerry we canโ€™t eat no regular ice cream now. Yโ€™all done ruined us. If every bite donโ€™t have chunks of real brownie batter, waffle cone, almonds, fudge swirl, creamy caramel, and a touch of illegal hallucinogens, we donโ€™t want it. Yโ€™all are the cot damn Shaq PP of the ice cream industry. We went Shaq and it ainโ€™t no going back. We open now. Criminals ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Life update: Iโ€™ve tried all the healthy ice creams bruv. Halo Top. Enlightened. Arctic Zero. And Iโ€™ve come to the scientific conclusion that...