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tastefullyoffensive: (via JordanKAdams97): Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: " You get a thing the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 y from the house and you put it inin you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p tastefullyoffensive: (via JordanKAdams97)

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<p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>: Jordan Adams @JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesso much better than I could've imagined Ethan's Eggs Serving: 10 Prep time: 1 hour Cook time: 2 seconds Cost: $3.00 Ingredients: Pancakes Sugar Skittles Ca Where to buy: Texas Roadhouse Bpe Instructions: " first you put pancakes and then sugar and that's it. You can cook it, but you can go to my house andI will give you eggs because my mom makes eggs all the time. You can eat them with a spoon. Don't put anything on them because that's how you makes eggs, with nothing." irs Ariana's Macaroni serving: 3 people prep time: 5 minutes Cook time: 5 minutes a day h Cost: I think $2 Ingredients: Melted cheese Macaroni Appies trawberries, I like them because they are healthy Toys Backpack doll Where to buy: Walmart and Target and..wai... ! am trying to think..oh yeah....the mall. oot Instructions: you First you put the macaroni in the stove and now you put it in the end. Put it to the oven and put cheese and more melted eese. The oven has to be hot like fire....like a candle....like or birthdays. Now you need to tell everyone that its time to leave. And I have to leave because I am going to a party with a Swimming pool. My sister says, " Why do you go to the swimming pool ?" and I say, "Because l like it." Now I go home and I am waiting for it not to be hot and then my sister says," why do you do that? " its because you blow on the macaroni it wont be hot. You need to wait. Now its done!" Joe's Tacos ng: I don't even know Serv prea time: like 45 minutes Cook time: I think 55 minutes Cost. i don't even know aredients: Get the meat and lettuce at HEB Taco shells are there too Ihave cheese at my house so I don't have to go to the store and get more Lettuce Potato..wai..is it potato or tomato...no tomato Where to buy: I don't know where to get the other stuff Instructions: rst I change th onl on't actually know, I really don't remember anything. Can I s to cheesy roll ups? Because they are super easy. There is don't sur you need, white cheese, vellow cheese and tortilla. I o even want to make tacos anymore. I don't even know how. It is co hard to think about tacos. But i can make cheesy roll ups. They are su eeasy. They come from Taco Bell. I need yellow cheese and mke nt know where to buy the white cheese. I dont knomake them do them know how cheesy rollups are better because I kad wn ht jke hnymore. like them, but I love cheesy rollups more, J on't lijke beans t I made candy and it t y and it turned brown. I dont r me think...one time want taco ns because they make me throw up. My mom made me one time with beans and I threw up. Wait..../ know how atermelon it is easy....just buy the watermelon and eat it." eat a burrito one to make Sebastiän s Pancakes Serving: 3 Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost: $70 Se VW ngredients Salt and that's it In Fl Be Where to buy: Walmart Instructions: You get a thingy from the house and you put it inin the hot thingy. Turn on the hot thingy and it burns s0 you have to be careful. You make like, someth put it in it and it cooks. Then you get a plate an finish it. Don't leave the plate on the table , you have to throw it away in the sink or flies will get on ing and p <p><a href="http://radiant-mercy.tumblr.com/post/174063000555/tastefullyoffensive-via-jordankadams97-kids" class="tumblr_blog">radiant-mercy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/174061849948/via-jordankadams97" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a href="https://twitter.com/JordanKAdams97/status/996838075128057858">JordanKAdams97</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>Kids are so hilarious I love it</p></blockquote>
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We drove around trying to figure out why the hell all the liquor stores were closed in Myrtle Beach at 7:30 when we finally found this gem..: an drink it We have it CLOSED OIXIE DISCOUNT BEVERAGES If you can drink it We have ià ALL LIQUOR STORES CLOSE AT 7 PM IN SOUTH CAROLINA. YES WE KNOW IT'S A STUPID LAW *YES THE STORE ACROSS THE STREET IS CLOSED ALSo *YES THE WHOLE STATE. RYES WE KNOW IN YOUR STATE AND MANY OTHERS YOU CAN STAY OPEN LATER WE CANT * NO THIS DIDN'T JUST START. IT HAS BEEN THIS WAI 20 YEARS. BU TAS AFTER TM AND YOU A W ARNING AM TOMOROW SOUTH CAROLINA LAW Persons under 21 possessing beer, wine or liquor or using altered, fake or another person's I.D. are subject to arrest and prosecution. Persons transferring or giving beer, wine or liquor to person under 21 are subject to arrest and prosecution Upon conviction, in addition to a fine and possible jail term, you will lose your driver's license -and privilege to drive for at least 90 days NOTICE The possession of beer, wine or liquor by anyone under twenty-one years of age is a criminal offense under the laws of this state, It is unlawful for anyone to give false information concerning age for the purpose of purchasing beer, wine or liquor. We drove around trying to figure out why the hell all the liquor stores were closed in Myrtle Beach at 7:30 when we finally found this gem..

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Tidak banyak orang yang mau menolong hewan yang sedang terjebak di tengah jalan yang ramai. Tapi tenang, tidak sedikit juga orang-orang berhati mulia dan sayang binatang yang akan memberhentikan kendaraannya lalu menyelamatkan hewan yang ia lihat di tengah jalan. Seperti seorang pria di Hong Kong berikut ini. Dikutip dari laman shanghaiist.com, pria muda bernama Kwok Kin Wai (Kevin Kwok) diketahui telah menyelamatkan anak kucing di tengah jalanan yang ramai. Tak peduli ada banyak mobil lalu lalang di jalan, Kevin dengan hati-hati berjalan ke tengah jalan dan mengambil anak kucing kemudian meminggirkannya. Kevin sendiri saat itu sedang lewat di jalan tersebut menggunakan sepeda motor. Ia kemudian melihat anak kucing yang terjebak di tengah jalan dengan kondisi yang memprihatinkan. Pria itu pun meminggirkan motornya dan menyelamatkan si anak kucing. Tak hanya menyelamatkan anak kucing dengan meminggirkannya dari tengah jalan, di akun facebook pribadinya Kevin mengumumkan ia telah menyelamatkan anak kucing dan bertanya adakah orang baik yang ingin mengadopsinya? Dalam waktu satu jam saja, postingannya tersebut mendapat like sebanyak 38 ribu kali, dibagikan sebanyak 5 ribu kali dan mendapat ratusan komentar pujian dari netizen. Kevin bersama seorang yang akan mengadopsi anak kucing | k Dua hari kemudian, di akun facebook yang sama, Kevin telah memposting fotonya bersama sebuah keluarga yang akan mengadopsi anak kucing salaminspirasi: Selamatkan Anak Kucing di Tengah jalan. Pria Ini Banjir Pujian Tidak banyak orang yang mau menolong hewan yang sedang terjebak di tengah jalan yang ramai. Tapi tenang, tidak sedikit juga orang-orang berhati mulia dan sayang binatang yang akan memberhentikan kendaraannya lalu menyelamatkan hewan yang ia lihat di tengah jalan. Seperti seorang pria di Hong Kong berikut ini. Dikutip dari laman shanghaiist.com, pria muda bernama Kwok Kin Wai (Kevin Kwok) diketahui telah menyelamatkan anak kucing di tengah jalanan yang ramai. Tak peduli ada banyak mobil lalu lalang di jalan, Kevin dengan hati-hati berjalan ke tengah jalan dan mengambil anak kucing kemudian meminggirkannya. Kevin sendiri saat itu sedang lewat di jalan tersebut menggunakan sepeda motor. Ia kemudian melihat anak kucing yang terjebak di tengah jalan dengan kondisi yang memprihatinkan. Pria itu pun meminggirkan motornya dan menyelamatkan si anak kucing. Tak hanya menyelamatkan anak kucing dengan meminggirkannya dari tengah jalan, di akun facebook pribadinya Kevin mengumumkan ia telah menyelamatkan anak kucing dan bertanya adakah orang baik yang ingin mengadopsinya? Dalam waktu satu jam saja, postingannya tersebut mendapat like sebanyak 38 ribu kali, dibagikan sebanyak 5 ribu kali dan mendapat ratusan komentar pujian dari netizen. Kevin bersama seorang yang akan mengadopsi anak kucing | k Dua hari kemudian, di akun facebook yang sama, Kevin telah memposting fotonya bersama sebuah keluarga yang akan mengadopsi anak kucing salaminspirasi

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