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Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG Singpost: I'll check that for you sir. Me: Thank you. Singpost: What's your name, sir? Me: Neil Singapost: Is that Nial? Me: If you like. Singpost: And your phone number? Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no? Singpost: In case the line hangs up. Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot. Pausc Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall Me: Thank you. Singpost: Do you need the address? Me: It's Eunos, right? Singpost: No, sir. It's... Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate? Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir. Neil Humphreys Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore , Follow Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at Rivervale Mall. Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir Me: That there is a post office? Singpost: That this is Singpost. Me: Where? Singpost: On the phone, sir Me: I know that. Pause Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn? Singpost: That is correct, sir. Me: What is? Singpost: How can i help you today? Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office? Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location? Me: Rivervale Mall singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding. Eunos Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang. Singpost: Ill check for you, sir Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody Does it have a post office? Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was done ... SAM machine!!) SINGPOST SMLJP And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG
 Singpost: I'll check that for you sir.
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: What's your name, sir?
 Me: Neil
 Singapost: Is that Nial?
 Me: If you like.
 Singpost: And your phone number?
 Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want
 to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no?
 Singpost: In case the line hangs up.
 Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot.
 Pausc
 Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: Do you need the address?
 Me: It's Eunos, right?
 Singpost: No, sir. It's...
 Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate?
 Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir.
 Neil Humphreys
 Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore ,
 Follow
 Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at
 Rivervale Mall.
 Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir
 Me: That there is a post office?
 Singpost: That this is Singpost.
 Me: Where?
 Singpost: On the phone, sir
 Me: I know that.
 Pause
 Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn?
 Singpost: That is correct, sir.
 Me: What is?
 Singpost: How can i help you today?
 Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office?
 Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location?
 Me: Rivervale Mall
 singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding.
 Eunos
 Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang.
 Singpost: Ill check for you, sir
 Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody
 Does it have a post office?
 Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger
 on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was
 done
 ...
 SAM machine!!)
 SINGPOST
 SMLJP
And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Basketball, Ether, and Family: According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is @balleralert LOS ANGELES BASKETBALL According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is- blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € LonzoBall may have just learned the hard way that he is not the man yet despite the efforts his father has made to prove otherwise. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Ball was recently shown disrespecting Hip-Hop royalty, the iconic man himself- Nas on his family's reality show BallInTheFamily. On the show, Ball stated, "Y’all outdated, man. Don’t nobody listen to Nas anymore. Real hip-hop is Migos, Future.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € [Wait. What? ] β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The comment sent Hip-Hop purists into a frenzy. While we may never get a direct response from the Queensbridge legend himself; his manager , Anthony Selah didn't spare any feelings. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In a tweet, Selah wasted no time ethering the eldest Ball son . To put it nicely, Selah stated Mr. Nasir doesn't care about Lonzo nor does he even know who the kid is. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Selah tweeted, β€œNas has never heard of you & Future thanks you for your support." Continuing with his social media ether , Selah wrote, "β€œThat Oatmeal face n***a thinks he can gain off my guys name before winning a game. I don't care what team you play for. Family first!"
Basketball, Ether, and Family: According To His Manager, Nas
 Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is
 @balleralert
 LOS ANGELES
 BASKETBALL
According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is- blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € LonzoBall may have just learned the hard way that he is not the man yet despite the efforts his father has made to prove otherwise. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Ball was recently shown disrespecting Hip-Hop royalty, the iconic man himself- Nas on his family's reality show BallInTheFamily. On the show, Ball stated, "Y’all outdated, man. Don’t nobody listen to Nas anymore. Real hip-hop is Migos, Future.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € [Wait. What? ] β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The comment sent Hip-Hop purists into a frenzy. While we may never get a direct response from the Queensbridge legend himself; his manager , Anthony Selah didn't spare any feelings. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In a tweet, Selah wasted no time ethering the eldest Ball son . To put it nicely, Selah stated Mr. Nasir doesn't care about Lonzo nor does he even know who the kid is. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Selah tweeted, β€œNas has never heard of you & Future thanks you for your support." Continuing with his social media ether , Selah wrote, "β€œThat Oatmeal face n***a thinks he can gain off my guys name before winning a game. I don't care what team you play for. Family first!"

According To His Manager, Nas Doesn't Know Who Lonzo Ball Is- blogged by @niksofly β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € LonzoBall may have j...

Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you see a nigga running across the street yelling, "BOONK GANG!" 290 km/h λ‹ˆOO @typicalterome 40 Dumbass πŸ’€ - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you see a nigga running
 across the street yelling, "BOONK
 GANG!"
 290
 km/h
 λ‹ˆOO
 @typicalterome 40
Dumbass πŸ’€ - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*

Dumbass πŸ’€ - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets ...