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Children, Lay's, and Jordan: Jordan
@littlemiss WDE
Biggest scam ever: apartments
charging pet fees but not children
fees. My cat literally lays on a blanket
all day while l can literally hear children
beating on the walls.
Theyâd probably charge children fees if they were allowed to!
Theyâd probably charge children fees if they were allowed to!
Lol, Memes, and True: If your house had walls like this,
you got spanked as a child.
LOL! True in my case! ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
LOL! True in my case! ðĪĢðĪĢðĪĢ
![Crying, Friends, and Parents: r/AskReddit
Parents, what was the moment when
you felt the most proud of your child?
Discussion
She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
neaxt to him at his table. She has made the entire
Went in for a conference with the kindergarten
teacher and after we covered the acadernic stuff
teacher said.āļŊ have to tell you something."
css adapt their recess games so that he can
play. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out difterent rules
for him so that he can play, She sticks up for
him If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead:I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here full
time. [Teacher is CRYING at this point. "I she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Shit.
You know she's the social leader. (oh, shit.)
You know she's the one all the kids want to
friends with. There is a boy in the class.... (oh,
shitshitshit.please don't tell me she's the mean
grl That kid is autistic
She decided he needed a friend, She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he can
play. If a game involves touching, he doesn't ike
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead,
can never comment on anather child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here full
time." [Teacher is CRYING at this pont.] ." she
does nothing else. ever, she has changed one
ife.
Note: I found out later that "if something bothers
him was a specific color that freaked him out
She got all the kids to get rid of that color
crayons, colored pencils, and got permission
from the teacher to take down everything on the
walls that had that color, Kids also completely
stopped wearing that color shirt, because she
made sure they understood that it hurt him.
Meltdowns dropped dramatically and they were
able to mainstream hin 100%.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_r-askreddit-parents-what-was-the-moment-when-you-felt-the-45005674.png)
![Anaconda, Crying, and Friends: r/AskReddit
u/wtdoido.8h
Parents, what was the moment when
you felt the most proud of your child?
Discussion
hahahahthunk âĪįŧ2 (âĒã4h
Went in for a conference with the kindergarten
teacher and after we covered the academic stuff,
teacher said, "I have to tell you something."
She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he can
play. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here full
time." [Teacher is CRYING at this point.] "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Shit
"You know she's the social leader." (oh, shit.)
"You know she's the one all the kids want to be
friends with. There is a boy in the class.... (oh
shitshitshit, please don't tell me she's the mean
girl. That kid is autistic....)
"She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he carn
lay. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here ful
time." Teacher is CRYING at this point.1 "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Note: I found out later that "if something bothers
him" was a specific color that freaked him out
She got all the kids to get rid of that color
crayons, colored pencils, and got permission
from the teacher to take down everything on the
walls that had that color. Kids also completely
stopped wearing that color shirt, because she
made sure they understood that it hurt him
Meltdowns dropped dramatically and they were
able to mainstream him 100%
Reply 613
positive-memes:The most wholesome /r/askreddit response Iâve ever read](https://pics.me.me/thumb_r-askreddit-u-wtdoido-8h-parents-what-was-the-moment-when-you-felt-44253747.png)
![Anaconda, Crying, and Friends: r/AskReddit
u/wtdoido.8h
Parents, what was the moment when
you felt the most proud of your child?
Discussion
hahahahthunk âĪįŧ2 (âĒã4h
Went in for a conference with the kindergarten
teacher and after we covered the academic stuff,
teacher said, "I have to tell you something."
She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he can
play. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here full
time." [Teacher is CRYING at this point.] "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Shit
"You know she's the social leader." (oh, shit.)
"You know she's the one all the kids want to be
friends with. There is a boy in the class.... (oh
shitshitshit, please don't tell me she's the mean
girl. That kid is autistic....)
"She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he carn
lay. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here ful
time." Teacher is CRYING at this point.1 "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Note: I found out later that "if something bothers
him" was a specific color that freaked him out
She got all the kids to get rid of that color
crayons, colored pencils, and got permission
from the teacher to take down everything on the
walls that had that color. Kids also completely
stopped wearing that color shirt, because she
made sure they understood that it hurt him
Meltdowns dropped dramatically and they were
able to mainstream him 100%
Reply 613
positive-memes:The most wholesome /r/askreddit response Iâve ever read](https://pics.me.me/thumb_r-askreddit-u-wtdoido-8h-parents-what-was-the-moment-when-you-felt-44253748.png)
Tumblr, Blog, and Furniture: Room with mirrors on the floor, ceiling, and
walls with transparent furniture...
id
THE META PICTURE
lolzandtrollz:
But What Happens If I Point A Laser?
lolzandtrollz: But What Happens If I Point A Laser?
![Clothes, cnn.com, and Dumb: The Independent
@Independent
Here's what you should do in the
event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
2piOhjW
8/9/17, 3:19 PM
NBC News
@NBCNews
NBC NEWS
"Don't run. Get inside". What experts
say to do in case of a nuclear attack
nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
8/9/17, 9:30 AM
CN
CNN
@CNN
Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
Korea attack. Experts say you have
about 15 min. to take cover after a
launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
biggest-goldiest-spoon:
zoanzon:
missmwynter:
madlyinlov3onda:
oakenroots:
oakenroots:
quietrain:
shesheistyy:
tripprophet:
weavemama:
ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the âin case a nuclear attack happensâ phaseâĶâĶ. [x]
This shit is wild.
Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? Thereâs basically nothing you can do but die
theyâre doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this wonât work at all.
ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGITâĒ methods of minimizing damage to your life.
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.
1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but youâre way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground.
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If itâs between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if itâs less than 3 you wonât live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only.
3. The âbangâ usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole âmetal buildings undergroundâ thing. Thereâs really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if youâre too close thing.
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesnât mean the molecular radiation has stopped.
The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right.
NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation.
Gamma radiation is the most âsevereâ in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer.
Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation.
And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if youâre surrounded by rubble theyâre probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit.
So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think youâre being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available.
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse.
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, threeâĶ If you arenât vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang.
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if youâre in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out.
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down.
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job.
Good luck in the future apocalypse!
Reblogged with improved readability!
Look whats Relevant againâĶ
I wonder if thereâs any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.
History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, Itâs not like âduck and coverâ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality werenât a mainstream in the Cold War or anythingâĶ
Weâve been here before.
Itâs just the first time around for us younger crowd.
Stay safe.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_the-independent-independent-heres-what-you-should-do-in-the-43685681.png)
![Anaconda, Crying, and Friends: r/AskReddit
u/wtdoido.8h
Parents, what was the moment when
you felt the most proud of your child?
Discussion
hahahahthunk âĪįŧ2 (âĒã4h
Went in for a conference with the kindergarten
teacher and after we covered the academic stuff,
teacher said, "I have to tell you something."
She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he can
play. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here full
time." [Teacher is CRYING at this point.] "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Shit
"You know she's the social leader." (oh, shit.)
"You know she's the one all the kids want to be
friends with. There is a boy in the class.... (oh
shitshitshit, please don't tell me she's the mean
girl. That kid is autistic....)
"She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he carn
lay. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here ful
time." Teacher is CRYING at this point.1 "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Note: I found out later that "if something bothers
him" was a specific color that freaked him out
She got all the kids to get rid of that color
crayons, colored pencils, and got permission
from the teacher to take down everything on the
walls that had that color. Kids also completely
stopped wearing that color shirt, because she
made sure they understood that it hurt him
Meltdowns dropped dramatically and they were
able to mainstream him 100%
Reply 613
The most wholesome /r/askreddit response Iâve ever read](https://pics.me.me/thumb_r-askreddit-u-wtdoido-8h-parents-what-was-the-moment-when-you-felt-43586616.png)
![Anaconda, Crying, and Friends: r/AskReddit
u/wtdoido.8h
Parents, what was the moment when
you felt the most proud of your child?
Discussion
hahahahthunk âĪįŧ2 (âĒã4h
Went in for a conference with the kindergarten
teacher and after we covered the academic stuff,
teacher said, "I have to tell you something."
She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he can
play. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here full
time." [Teacher is CRYING at this point.] "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Shit
"You know she's the social leader." (oh, shit.)
"You know she's the one all the kids want to be
friends with. There is a boy in the class.... (oh
shitshitshit, please don't tell me she's the mean
girl. That kid is autistic....)
"She decided he needed a friend. She asked to sit
next to him at his table. She has made the entire
class adapt their recess games so that he carn
lay. If a game involves touching, he doesn't like
to be touched, so she figures out different rules
for him so that he can play. She sticks up for
him. If something bothers him, she makes sure it
isn't an issue. The entire class follows her lead. I
can never comment on another child but anyone
can observe that he used to be in our classroom
one hour a day and now he is here ful
time." Teacher is CRYING at this point.1 "If she
does nothing else, ever, she has changed one
Note: I found out later that "if something bothers
him" was a specific color that freaked him out
She got all the kids to get rid of that color
crayons, colored pencils, and got permission
from the teacher to take down everything on the
walls that had that color. Kids also completely
stopped wearing that color shirt, because she
made sure they understood that it hurt him
Meltdowns dropped dramatically and they were
able to mainstream him 100%
Reply 613
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alone, but not feel alone.
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blade and a cigarette.
I want to be high. I want to
feel numb.
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