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Drinking, Facts, and Google: As a kid, Heidi Falconer could not go outside and play in the snow due to her severe water allergy; Photo: Twitter Heidi, originally from Tividale, possesses a very rare condition in which her immune system thinks that H20 molecules are foreign and attacks them. One small drop of water on Heidi's skin breaks her out in blisters in seconds. Even tears down her face can leave her cheeks red and cracked. She cannot drink water, bathe or shower in it, or even go outside when it is raining because of the possibility of going into shock Lifey Water Allergy: 10 Interesting Facts Abou... WATER ALLERGY (aquagenic urticaria) tto to HO "I know I have to be careful and wary all the time and sometimes it's a struggle," Heidi said. SORT BY NEW OVERVIEW POSTS COMMENTS I am Heidi Falconer, a 31 year old woman who is so allergic to the H20 molecule that ingesting water could kill me and I rely on orange juice and milk to drink. Are there any other drinks that do not contain H20 molecules so drinking them will not kill me via anaphylactic shock? (r/morbidquestions) submitted 1 month ago by HeidiFalconer to r/morbidquestions 16 comments share save hide Give gold Heidi Falconer MrOtero 7 points submitted 1 month ago ..but juice is almost 100% H2.. and your body is almost 70% H2.. and so is the content of your cells.. u/HeidiFalconer 122 Karma My name is Heidi Falconer and l am from Birmingham. UK. I have achieved celebrity status for my rare allergy HeidiFalconer- 0 points submitted 1 month ago Well if that was true, I and several other people with my exact allergy would have died long before they could go to the news press about it! to H20. Google my name and you will see I have articles made about me. I cannot drink or touch water or I could die. I am currently surviving on orange juice and milk to discord_doodle 6 points submitted 1 month ago Can confirm, You all should be dead by now if you're actually allergic to water. You're not. The evidence is overwhelming. drink, which because of their chemical composition bring me no harm, Now I do pity your situation you seem to be making the most of it despite the obvious, predicatble backlash but it also does seem to be you and your buddies might have strong nocebo or other. FOLLOW HeidiFalconer -1 point submitted 1 month ago SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE How insensitive! Reported Load more comments Following this user will show all the posts they make to their profile on your front page. I am Heidi Falconer from Birmingham. UK who is severely allergic to H20 and has to survive by drinking orange juice and milk. AMA! (r/casualiama) ACTIVE IN THESE COMMUNITIES submitted 1 month ago by HeidiFalconer to r/casualiama 21 comments share save hide Give gold crosspost r/casualiama SUBSCRIBE 148,877 subscribers gashgoblin 4 points submitted 1 month ago Also, isn't water the makeup of most beverages? Because all drinkable liquids are water based, with the exception maybe being extremely high proofed alcohol. r/Biochemistry SUBSCRIBE 16,639 subscribers submitted 1 month ago HeidiFalconer 0 points Then how come I'm not dead of anaphylactic shock? r/morbidquestions P87,997 subscribers SUBSCRIBE CetearylOlivate 5 points submitted 1 month ago I do not think you are the person you named the account after. I'm not talking about the real Heidi Falconer, I'm talking about you r/AskReddit E: Also some quick googling shows that the real Heidi Falconer has had aquagenic urticaria since birth, not since she was nine. At least do some googling if you are going to pretend to be someone? SUBSCRIBE 19,999,356 subscribers HeidiFalconer 0 points submitted 1 month ago r/rant 49,579 subscribers SUBSCRIBE Inever said I had it when I was 9. There's been news articles of me since I was 9. Load more comments Woman who has a ''severe water allergy'' ALSO has a magical immune system which can homeopathically tell the difference between water molecules her immune system is dissolved in versus water molecules in a drink of water!

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Animals, Food, and Head: Copyrighted Material ALLIGATORS How To WRESTLE FREE FROM AN ALLIGATOR If you are on land, get on the alligator's back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down. 2 Cover the alligator's eyes. This will usually make it more sedate. 5 feet 10 fet 15 feet 20 feet 3 Go for the eyes and nose. If you are attacked, use any weapon you have, or your fist. 4If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouth when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of and back off. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of the alligator. How To RETRIEVE AN OBJECT NEAR AN ALLIGATOR If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or from rolling over-these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking. Determine the size of the alligator. Although even small alligators can cause injury, those less than four feet long are not as dangerous to humans. If the alligator is larger than six feet, be especially wary, as a bite 6 Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small can inflict major damage. Alligators larger than nine feet should be considered deadly. cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths 2 Calculate the distance from the alligator to the object. The immediate danger zone is within 15 feet of an alligator. Try to determine if the alligator sees the object. Alligators are attracted to objects that appear to be food. 4 Do not stand between the alligator and water. If disturbed, an alligator on land will seek refuge in water. Make sure the alligator is between you and any nearby water 5 Make a loud noise. To get an alligator to release sometbing it bas in its mouth, tap it on the snout Alligators are sensitive to loud noises. Yelling or screar ing may cause the animal to leave. If the alligator does not move, however, you will have gained its attention. 6Use a long branch, pole, or golf ball retriever to recover the object. The alligator may lunge and bite at objects that invade its An alligator more than nine feet long is likely to be male, and males tend to be more aggressive. space. Z Quickly move away from the alligator's territory. After retrieving the object, or if you encounter difficulties, run. While alligators can move fast-they rely on surprise Bill Finger, professional alligator breeder when attacking their usual prey-they generalfrichted,Material only short distances and probably cannot outrun an adult human. will travel Who Has the Most Bite? ANIMAL NUMBER OF TEETH WARNING! whale Alligators are native only to the United States and China. They are commonly found in the southwestern United Sates, primarily the Gulf Coast states buft as far north as North Carolina red-bellied piranha 20, in two rows of 10 (the sharpest teeth in the world) You are most likely to be attocked in or at the edge of water. The top speed of large alligators is around 10 miles per hour Be especially wary during spring months, when alligators wander in search of mates, and during late summer, when eggs hatch. Mother alligators will respond aggressively to threats to their young, and any adult alligator may come to the aid of any youngster lion 30: four canine, four carnassial, the rest conical human being 32 sloth bear 40 bear 42, including four canines and 12 incisors Do not assume any alligator is safe to approach. While some animals may be habituated to the presence of humans, alligators are wld animals and therefore unpredictable: they may attack without provocation. saltwater crocodile 68 to 70 alligator 80 to 88 giant armadillo up to 100 gavial (fish-eating crocodile) 102 How To BIND AN ALLIGATOR'S JAWws Approach the alligator from behind. longspouted spinner up to 252 dolphin 2 Straddle the creature's back Wrap your knees firmly around the midsection of the alligator. up to 3,000 in five rows (the scariest mouth) great white shark 3 Crawl your way up to the head. 10,000 to 30,000 (toothlike structures called radulae) snail Cover the alligator's eyes with a cloth. Use a thick piece of fabric or your own clothing to drape over the eyes of the beast. GClamp the jaws. Press down with your thumbs on the top and hold your fin- gers tightly underneath. The muscles that alligators 5 Push the alligator's snout down to close its mouth. Lean forward and press firmly down on the snout until the mouth is tightly closed use to open their jaws are actually quite weak, so it is possible to hold the mouth shut with bare hands. Z Take out your binding material. Maintaining your grip on the gator's snout with one hand, grab your duct tape and tug free a two-foot strip with your teeth Wrap the tape six times around the snout Wind the tape six times around the alligator's s nout. WARNING! Lacking duct tape, you should bind the jaws of an aligator with rope, belt hick cloth (heavy shirt or pants), or any other material that can be fied and knotted. Never approach an alligatar head-on when its mouth is open. Copyrighted Material seat igte 21 novelty-gift-ideas: Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Alive, Books, and Children: 10/INTERNATIONAL THE INDEPENDENT The Saudi businessman who recruited mujahedin now uses them for large-scale building projects in Sudan. Robert Fisk met him in Almatig Anti-Soviet warrior puts his army on the road to peace MONDAY 6 DECEMBERK 1993 OSAMA Bin Laden sat in his gold- fringed robe, guarded by the loyal Arah mujahedin who fought along side him in Alghanistan. Bearded. the Gulf war almost as much as it is into Alghanistan, "not hondreds equigmentI had wed to baild tus acinurm figunes sarmed, bur aerer more than a few yards from mere day's journey. Into a country that is despised by Saudi Arabia for its support of Saddam Hassein in Laden was sending Arab fighters ERyptians, Algerians, Lebanme, Kuwaitis, Turks and Tuaisisns the giemlla ovementa) o 1 urned ts rad construction in Taif snd Abba 1 brourht back the condemned by she Unitedi Me Bin Laden sels and mads for the majahedin in Afghanistan. Yes, 1 beped some of my comndes so come here to Sodan afier the war" How his bod, -1 doa't want to ay Bat they are here sow widh me the mas who recnaited them. coastrucrio has bron Sases bar thoosands, be said. He sup the very ported them with weapons and his construction Along with his Iraqi engineer, Mobamed Saad who is now building the Port Sudan road-Mr shake Osams Bie Laden Bin Laden blasted massive tunnels iato the Zaci mountains of Bakhtiar they are working righe here, build equipment that he trained them and then dispatched them to destroy the Soviet army- they watched unsmiling as the Su- danese villagers of Almatig lined up to thank the Saudi businesman equipment own ased only five years ago to build the guerrilla trails of Alghanistan He is a shy man. Maistaining a home in Khartoum and only a small apartment in his home city of who is about to complete the bigh- Jeddah, be is married-with four province for guerrila bospitals and ing this road to Port Sudan I told way linking their homes to Kharwives-but wary of the press. His toam for the first time in history With his high chockbones, nar- row cyes and long brown robe, Mr Bin Laden looks every inch the mountain warrior of mujahedin leg- end. Chadored children danced in that Bosnias Muslim fighters in the Bonian tows of Trasik had mmtioned hin name to me1 fo the same about Bosnia." be said But the sitnation there docs sot provide the same arms dumps, then cut a muiabedin rail across the interview with the Independent was the firnt be has ever piven toa We miler of Kabut try to within 15 ern journalist, and he initially re- fused to talk about Afghanistan, sit ting silently ob a chair at the back of a makeshift te ion with a quilliry. "No, I was never afraid of death. As Muslims, we believe that when we die, we go to heaven. Before a bru A small number of mujahedin have ne to fight in Bosnia-Heregovins but the Croats front of him, preachers acknowl teeth in the Arab k ing his battle, God sends us agna, tran Afghanistan portunities as edged his wisdom.We have bern waiting for this road through all the eventually did about a war which be revolations in Sudan," a sheikh said. "We waited until we had given up on everybody Oiama Bin Laden came along" Outside Sadan, Mr Bin Laden is not regarded wich quite such high enteem. The Egyptian press claims be brought hundreds of former Arab fighters back to Sudan from helped to win for the Afghan muja to capture me. I was ander bom- Afghanistan, while the Western em- bassy circuit in Khartoum has sug there, I could not have lived in a gested that some of the "Afghans whom this Saudi entrepreneur flew to Sudan are now busy training for resistance movement is written, Mr further jihad wars in Algeria, Tuni- dia and Egypt. Mr Bin Laden is well aware of this. "The rubbish of the media and the embassies," he calls it "I am a construction engineer point in the recent history of mili- Soviet Union. The Russians fled." and an agriculruralist. If 1 hadi training camps bere in Sudan, I day, he trics to minimise his role. couldn't possibly do this job." And "this jobis certainly an am- stick of minsak wood. But talk he "Once I was only 30 metres from the Russians and they were rying won't allow the ahedin through Croatia as the Pakistanis did with Afghanistan" Thus did Mr Bin Laden reflect upon jahad while his former fellow combatants looked on. Was it not as little bit anti-climactic for them,I asked, to fight the Ruasians and end up road-building in Sudan? "They like this work and so do L. This is a What I lived in two years in Afghanistan, I could not have lived in a hundred years elsewhere,' said Osama Bin Laden and then hedin: "What I lived in two years bardment but I was so peaceful in great plan which we are achieving my heart that I fell asleep. This ex perience has been written about in Muslims and improves their lives our earliest books. I saw a 120mm mortar shell land in front of me, but it did not blow up. Four more for the people here, it belps the hundred years elsewbere," he said When the history of the Afghan His Bin Laden company-not to be confused with the larger con- struction business run by his coas ins-is paid in Sudanese currency which is then used to purchase ses- ame and other products for export; profits are clea Bin Laden's own contribution to the mujabedin-and the indirect bombs were dropped from a Rus- result of his training and assistance -may turn out to be a turning- they did not explode. We beat the sian plane on our headquarters but tant fundamentalism; even if, to- But what of the Arab mujabedin en's top arly not Mr Bin Lad- iority How did he feel about Algeria, I whom he took to Afghanistan members of a guerrilla army who asked? But a man in a green suit were also When the invasion of Afghanistan started, I was enraged and went he claimed to be Nigerian al- ted States- and who were bitious one: a brand-new highway there at once-I arrived within the Uni couraged and armed by calling himself Mohamed Moussa stretching all the way from Khar days, before the end of 1979," he forgotten when that war was over? though he was a Sudanese security toum to Port Sudan, a distance of said. "Yes, I fought there, but my "Personally neither I nor my broth- officer- tapped me on the arm. 1,200km (745 miles) on the old road, fellow Muslims did much more now shortened to 800km by the new Bin Laden route that will turn the still alive." coastal run from the capital into a ers saw evidence of American help. "You have asked more than enough When my mujabedin were victori questtions," he said. At which Mr ous and the Russians were driven Bin Laden went off to inspect his out, differences started (between new road than I. Many of them died and I am Photograp Osama Bin Laden surveys the 800km road he is building in northern Sudan Within months, however, Mr Bin A lesson i the langu ONLY Daily service to the USA THE WEEK AHEAD Gatt set A news article from 1993 praises Osama Bin Laden as a “Anti-Soviet warrior.. of peace”.

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Dank, Definitely, and Fall: September 11th happened when I was 14 years old. We didn't have English class that day, we just watched the news and watched the towers fall and were all in shock about what was happening. I felt the pain for the country and for everyone who was lost in the towers and who lost someone in the towers. I was walking to French class that afternoon, three kids saw me and screamed "you fucking Arab" and threw rocks at me. I took public transit home, since we were unable to afford a car, and the bus driver told me "your kind is not allowed on this bus". I came home 2 hours later than I normally would, and my mom yelled at me for it and I had to explain. I didn't have a cellphone to calí them in advance. Through the initial years, I was spit on, people would glare at me, I was not allowed in some stores, my teachers would preferentially knock my grade down even though my work was the same as my friends. I had been told to "go back to my country" more times than I can count It improved over the years, but I became very wary and sensitive about discrimination, and learned to read people's emotions on their face. I could read anger, I could read violence, I could read emotional disturbance, I could read feigning politeness. It was tough, not something the usual 14 or 15 year old has to deal with, but it definitely made me stronger. Every September 11th after that I had been very sensitive about everything. I shave so I don't have people glaring at me, I try not to go out too much to avoid contact with people, which is difficult as an extrovert that loves to make friends with everyone. Today, I didn't shave, I stepped out to go to work instead of working from home or taking the day off. I got in my car and blasted Arabic and Indian dance party music with the windows down and the volume up. I don't give a fuck I'm a south Indian Hindu vegetarian, I've never hurt anyone, I've never wanted to hurt anyone, and I love everyone regardless of their strengths and faults But fuck the haters today, I'm living my life without fear of persecution Life is not worth living in fear, fuck it, I’m going to live today and do what I want to do. by LurkerPatrol MORE MEMES
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Bad, Books, and Crime: Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe,not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwisel would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your I'm angery

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Being Alone, Antidote, and Arsenal: The Lightning March through the institutions Did/do vou have ties to any other partisans/freedom fighters/ethno soldiers? If vou lose history will write vou as monsters but elsewhere in the Western world as well, as shown by these two well known cases in Australia: the invasion of France, the pessimism of the french people, the loss of While the lefts march through the institutions was long and ultimately successful we must achieve the same, but in a much shorter time period Due to the threat of ethnic replacementt and our own horribly low birth rates, we do not have 150 years or even 50 years to achieve positions of power. We must be intrinsically leveraged into the political, militaristic judicial, educational and economic institutions, and within 25 years. narrative later The Great I came upon a cemetery, one of the many mass cemeteries created to bury the French and other European soldiers lost in the Wars that crippled Europe. Ihad seen many pictures and heard many people discuss the cemeteries, https://en wikinedia.org/wiki/Ashfield gang rapes genocide.Luca Traini, Anders Breivik, Dylan Roof, Anton Lundin Pettersson, Darren Osbourne etc But I have only had brief contact with Knight Justiciar Breivik, receiving a blessing for my mission after contacting his brother knights Victors write the history and the writers of history control the cultural climate of the present time https://en.wikinedia org/wiki/Sydney gang rapes And even in Finland We do not have the luxury of time like the left had, we must be ready to heroically, cowardly, violently, peacefully, virtuously or criminally, if your enemies are writing the history they will descrbe you as a devil Were vour beliefs influenced by anv other attackers? prepared for the sight. Simple, white, wooden crosses stretching from the fields beside the Replacement https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oulu child sexual exploitation scandal look to ingrain themselves into these institutions and climb as far up the power hierarchy as possible, in the shortest time possible. When the time comes you must be ready to act Do not fret on the manner of how victory is achieved, all methods are possible, in the face of ethnic genocide, all morality is ambiguous. took true inspiration from Knight Justiciar Breivik Just as shocking are the cases of open and public sexual assault and harassment performed by these invasive scum that appear to be occurring uncountable, the representation of their loss unfathomable. I pulled my rental car over, and sat, staring at these crosses and contemplating how it was that despite these men and womens sacrifice, despite their bravery we had still fallen so far.I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car staring at the crosses, at the forgotten dead. BLITZ TO DOMINANT POSITIONS Win first, write the story later An act, which morals you doubt in the Yes, until I am either killed, released or enough time passes and the books of history Germany in the New years eve sexual assaults in Cologne, Hamburg Dortmund, Dusseldorf, Stuttgart and Bielefeld. The wikipedia entry of All true movements are populist movements Why do vou believe vou will be released from prison? I do not just expected to be released, but I also expect an eventual Nobel Peace prize As was awarded to the Terrorist Nelson Mandela once his own people achieved victory and t0ok power expect to be freed in 27 years from my incarceration https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015 %E2%80%9316_New Year %27s_Eve sexual assaults in Germany While the movement itself, at least in the vanguard stage, does not need to have the support of the entire population, eventually we will need our people to join our new society, and voluntarily. They must be willing and The true number of these events perpetrated across the Western world is unknown and certainly under reported, as both the state, the media and should not, rely on oppression to cncourage the population to fit this new WHY WON'T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING? When anvone can be a German, a Brit, a Frenchmen, then being European has truly lost all meaning knowledge of these events would enrage the native people of the West ENVIRONMENTALISM In front of those endless crosses, in front of those dead soldiers lost in forgotten wars, my despair turned to shame,my shame to guilt my guilt to anger and my anger to rage. Through our own actions and speech we shall show them a new path. A path focusing on nature and respect for the environment, traditions, families, workers rights and personal and racial responsibilities We must Australia, just like the rest of the colonies of Europe, is simply an off-shoot of the European people. A finger on the hand of the body of Make no mistake, the erosion of local and national identity has no come about by accident, it is a concerted and targeted effort against the European people ANTI-IMPERIALISM Whilst we may use edgy humour and memes in the vanguard stage, and to attract a young audience, eventually we will need to show the reality of our thoughts and our more serious intents and wishes for the future. For kill you, if you are in prison we will reach you there, ifyou try to hide The idea that a Frenchmen need not speak the language, share the culture, believe in the same god or even more importantly be ethnically French is WHY WON'T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING? political beliefs are European, my philosophical beliefs are European, my heaped upon the European people and the distress you have caused to European women, you will die eventually we will need to show the warmth and genuine love we have for our people WHY DON'TIDO SOMETHING? themselves and is a strategy designed to destroy national, cultural, SHOW THEM THE WAY FORWARD What are your views? I am an Ethno-nationalist Eco-fascist. Ethnic autonomy for all peoples with a focus on the preservation of nature, and the natural order KILL THE RAPISTS, HANG THEIR FAMILIES Why not me? If not me, then who? Why them when I could do it myself? It was there I decided to do something, it was there I decided to take action, to commit to force. To commit to violence peoples of Europe, effectively destroying the nations identity at its core and smashing apart all bonds which a successful, unified nation is built upon Who do you follow? No one person in particular, I support many groups but I am a member of may never be a Moroccan There are cultural, ethnic and RACIAL differences that makes interchanging one ethnic group with another an There is no sheltered meadow none Diversity is weak To take the fight to the invaders myself. There is nowhere left to run, turn around, face your enemy, make your Why is diversity said to be cur greatest strength? Does anyone even ask why? It is spoken like a mantra and repeated ad infinitum "diversity is our greatest strength, diversity is our greatest strength, diversity is our The idea that all it takes for a Han chinese man to become German is to be born on German soil is as insane as a German born on Mars becoming a Martian migration have not touched There is no single place in the West that is even close to reaching replacement level birthrates, let alone birthrates that indicate a level of vitality and vigour ETHNIC AUTONOMY Europe is only Europe because of its combined genetic, cultural and linguistic heritage. When non-Europeans are considered Europe, than educators and celebrities. But no one ever seems to give a reason why. Those that wish a future for white children, and to ensure the existence of our people What gives a nation strength? And how does diversity increase that strength? What part of diversity causes this increase in strength? No one Who do you represent? Millions of European and other ethno-nationalist peoples that wish to live BUROPES VALUE IS IN THE EUROPEAN PEOPLE You will find no reprieve, not in Iceland, not in Poland, not in New Zealand, not in Argentina, not in Ukraine, not anywhere in the world I WE MARCH EVER FORWARDS fNag/patsvyfinfiltrator/antifa/glow in the dark etc? No, but the next person to attack could be, so a healthy scepticism is a good thing can give an answer. their own traditions and deciding the future of their own kind. Nor should you, why should you have peace when your other brothers in Europe face certain war? Why you should risk nothing whilst others risk all? Why should others fight for you if you are not willing to fight for yourself? Meanwhile the "diverse" nations across the world are scenes of endless social, political, religious and ethnic conflict. The United states is one of the most diverse nations on Earth, and they are about an inch away from tearing each other to pieces. Brazil with all its racial diversity is completely fractured as a nation, where people cannot get along and Are you a part of any political groups or movements? I am not a direct member of any organization or group, though I have donated to many nationalist groups and have interacted with many more. supporting those that want the best for you The time after the baby boomers have passed isn't the time to START acting, but the time we should be What are your wishes? To ensure the existence of our people and a future for white children, whilst preserving and exulting nature and the natural order Don't run from the fight, run towards the fight. Look to the heart of the conflict, march yourself there, press yourself into service. Give your everything to your people Did the groups you support/are aligned with order or promote vour attack? "diversity is turning into a bloody backwater as its diversity increases It is understood by many that the only real reason that many statistics of our ethnc replacement haven't yet matched with our reality is that are STOP RUNNING, START FIGHTING black on other black, black on white, white on black, black on Indian, The time for mecekness has long since passed, the time for a political attack, which was given As these baby boomers pass on and leave us behind, there will be a rapid and obvicus change in the demographic make up of our nations, both statistically and socially. This rapid change in demography will bring about a time of crisis, as the reality of our possible ethnic replacement becomes obvious to all, even the naysayers This time cannot be relied on for a beginning of the rebellion, only utilized as a final stage of energy and escalation to finalize cur capture of power in the end Do these groups hold power/who are the people in these groups? The total number of people in these organizations is in the millions, the total number ofgroups in the thousands. People from every walk of life, gives Eastern nations(China. Japan. Taiwan, South Korea)their strength? How are they so strong. China set to be the worlds most dominant nation in this century, whilst lacking diversity? Why is that their non diverse nations do so much better than our own, and on so many different Is this your complete writings and views? Unfortunately not, there was a much larger work written, roughly 240 pagies long that spoke on many issues and went into much depth, but in a moment of unbridled self criticism, I deleted the entire work and started Stop trying to persuade the general population with statistics, charts in military services and law enforcement. Unsurprisingly Rage, rage against the dying of the light. If we wait until the majority of the boomers begin to pass(between 2028-2038 depending on individual nations and life expectancies)than it will be too little, too late. As by this time the invaders and occupiers of lands, non-Europeans, numbers will swollen to a staggering size, due to both mass immigration and the differing birthrates between the native metrics? I was left with a short period of time to create a new work and only leave my views half finished I will let my actions speak for themselves. brilliantly crafted poster will convince the many their nations and community. I would estimate the number of soldiers in European armed forces that also belong to nationalist groups to number in Humans are emotional, they are driven by emotions, guided by emotions mmigration facts and statistics will simply bore the masses, and drive the people away from the stale and uninspired speakers that propagate them. enforcement positions. beliefs/methods Because their words had forked no lightning they Also, relying on this time period for our victory holds a second major disadvantage, that being vulnerability to foreign invasion.most likely from the east, specifically China, Turkey India or some combination of Be creative, be expressive, be emotional and above all be passionate These are the things that speak to people, connect people, drive people No, carrying out an attack for fame would be laughable.After all who can remember the name of the attackers in the September 11 attack in New yet, and no leadıng organizations, so there is no great structure created that could be brought to harm As for how the public perceives us? Did they perceive us any differently after the attack than they did before? the three. This time of possible instability will also be a at a time where ethno-nationalist movement than any manifesto that crashed into the field on the same day? I wl be forgotten quickly Which I do not mind of power. We must not be in a chaotic, life or death evil war at a time Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Won't your attack result in calls for the removal of gun rights from Whites in the United states? Bush great After all I am a private and mostly introverted person. BE PASSIONATE, NOT PLACID We attack as soon as possible, we attack with force and we achieve stability and play defense as the boomers pass, not during their passing Yes, that is the plan all along, you said you would fight to protect your rights and the constitution, well soon will come the time Radicalization of Western men The radicalization of young Western men is not just unavoidable, but that is required Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, and on every continent are tuming to radical notions and methods to And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, with higher fertility rates, higher social trust and strong, robust traditions that seek to occupy my peoples lands and ethnically replace my own people ethnic replacement of their people. For too long those who have profited most from the importation of cheap Radical, explosive action is the only desired, and required, response to an attempted genocide. These men and women are not being being brain-washed, corrupted or misled. They are finally removing their The men and women needed by a society in crisis are created by a greater The gun owners of New Zealand are a beaten, miserable bunch of baby boomers, who have long since given up the fight When was the last time with the profit received from our own ethnic replacement. These greed filled bastards expect to replace our people with a race of low intellect low agency, muddled, muddied masses just so their own wealth and moment. They are not so much born as made to be what is needed of Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight things a bit They had long since lost their cities, take a look at Auckland. Did you really expect they would not also lose their rights? power can increase. Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, These leaders will be paragon examples of your people, virtuous flee we will follow them, if they hide we will find them, if they try to shield themselves behind the state we will break through and reach them I begun planning an attack roughly two years in advance and an attack at the location in Christchurch three months in advance fascism)to replace this loss of god, then proceeded to allow both sides to slaughter each other to a standstill and then let corporate backed capitalists tear the survivor to pieces. Resulting in a society with no core beliefs, no purpose and no vision for the future A society of rampant Rage, rage against the dying of the light You are a bigot.racist.xenophobe.islamophobe.nazi.fascist! A Compliments will get you no where WHEN YOU SEE THEM; WHEN YOU HEAR THEM; YOU WILI If a an individual is in ownership or control of a corporation or business. and advocates or even accepts the mass importation of non-whites to Why did vou choose this time to attack? C. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've And you, my father, there on the sad height, destroyed KILL YOUR LOCAL ANTI-WHITE CEO Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think responsibility In this hell the individual is all and the race is worthless Do not go gentle into that good night. Why did vou choose to use firearms? I could have chosen any weapons or means A TATP filled rental van Household flour, a method of dispersion and an ignition source.A climb, or topple Do nothing, Win nothing, Achieve nothing The truth that they are rapidly becoming. not just a global minority, but a again, fucker As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, Inaction will lead to sure defeat. Sitting at home comfortable, relaxed posting on the internet, watching football and waiting for victory to arrive at your feet, will win you nothing Protect your people, remove the poison Without overwhelming effort and extreme risk, expect nothing products completely unchecked by law or society Each year these degenerates are responsible for tens of thousands of deaths, in our own cities and across the globe media coverage they would provide and the affect it could have on the politics of United states and thereby the political situation of the world The US is torn into many factions by its second amendment, along state, social, cultural and, most importantly, racial lines With enough pressure the left wing within the United states will seek to abolish the second amendment, and the right wing within the US will see this as an attack on their very freedom and liberty This attempted abolishment of rights by the left will result in a dramatic polarization of the US along cultural and racial lines. higher levels of fertility, trust and in group preference resulting in much combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Both illegal and legal drug dealers are our racial enemies, ruining the health, wealth, family structure, culture and future of our people These The only option for a true man or woman of Europe is to labour, labour unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down insufficient. All else is intolerable All else is dishonorable. thought of their impact on their societies and dedicated interlopers, but to embrace them, accept their own disenfranchisement, accept the loss of their fathers lands, their own Perhaps you could tap out, lay down, lick the boots of your occupiers and pray they will let you be comfortable, if only for a little while. Find where they are in your cities,plan your attack, destroy them Protect your people and protect your children Be the Antidote to their poison. Introduction Eut you won't You can't Not if you know what I know and wvan: for what we want It's the birthrates. It's the birthrates. It's the birthrates Democracy is the only solution, why are you committing to force? Democracy is mob rule and the mob itself is ruled by our enemies. The global and corporate run press controls them, the education system(long since fallen to the long march through the institutions carried out by the You will risk, struggle, strive, drive, stumble, fall, crawl, charge and Why did vou choose New Zealand as a place to attack? New Zealand was not the original choice for attack, I only arrived to New WITH RISK COMES POSSIBILITIES, WITH POSSIBILITES COMES the birthrates must change. Even if we were to deport all Non-Europeans from our lands tomorrow, the European people would still be spiraling into decay and eventual death out that New Zealand was as target rich of an environment as anywhere else in the West, backers)controls them and the anti-white media machine controls them But they will not accept this death This eradication of their people, their CHANCE FOR VICTORY culture, their very soul Secondly an attack in New Zealand would bring to attention the truth of the assault on our civilization, that no where in the world was safe, the invaders were in all of our lands, even in the remotest areas of the world The invaders must be removed from Europenn soil, regardless from where they came or when they came Roma, African, Indian, Turkish Semitic or other If they are not of our people, but live in our lands, they must be removed They see the decay all around them, plummeting.free-falling birth rates Every day we become fewer in number, we grow older,we grow weaker. Destabilization and Accelerationism: tactics for victory lands are not their home, they can return to their own lands or found their homelands elsewhere. But they will not occupy our soil To maintain a population the people must achieve a birthrate that reaches replacement fertility levels. In the Western world this is roughly 2.06 births per woman. victory Prepare for war, prepare for violence and prepare for risk, loss, struggle death even teens and children as well and the only time people seem to even notice is when one of their own idols commits the act(singers, sports stars particular? Originally the mosque in Dunedin was the main target,particularly after True change and the change we nced to enact only arises in the great crucible of crisis. A gradual change is never going to achieve victory How they are removed is irrelevant, peacefully, forcefully, happily violently or diplomatically. They must be removed association" Until these interlopers are repatriated to their peoples lands, then Europe has no true sovereignty, and anyone, no matter their ethnicity or beliefs can call Europe their own. and industrialization, ever expanding cities and shrinking forests, a complete removal of man from nature, with the obvious results. Pedophile politicians, pedophile priests and pedophile pop stars Therefore we must destabilize and discomfort society where ever Violence isn't the answer, why are vou using force? There is no nation in the world that wasn't founded by, or maintained by the use of force. Force is power History is the history of power. Violence is power and violence is the reality of history Wake up. A political candidate that keeps the status quo or only seeks to introduce minimal change, even when the minimal change is in support of our cause, is ultimately useless or even damaging. Revolutionary change is needed and above all necessary. REMOVE THE INVADERS, RETAKE EUROPE There is not a single Western country, not a single white nation, that reaches these levels Not in Europe, not in the Americas, not in Australia or New Zealand. subverted beyond all recognition, bauhaus travesties replacing nouveau wonders,soulless metropolitan architecture of glass and steel reflecting no society, no culture, no people and therefore belonging everywhere, and https://www facebook.com/Otago-Muslim-Association-20677822935878 What makes vou think that you have all the answers? I don't, but I may have some Take from my views that which works, discard that which does not. Victory is all that matters. 6 It is far better to encourage radical,violent change regardless of its origins terrific change occur have children dead culture: Michael Jackson(pedophile, self hating, self mutilating opiod addict),Madonna(degenerate, drug addict, childless, whore, anti-christian, pro miscegenation) Kurt Cobain(suicidal, drug addict, self hater, anti-social), Freddy Mercury(lifelong identity crisis, lifelong battle with hedonism and drug use, eventual death due to sexual hedonism)just do not redistribute" that proved their knowledge of their actions, and their guilt These tumultuous times can be brought about through action For example, actions such as voting for political candidates that radically change or challenge entrenched systems, radicalizing public discourse by both supporting, attacking, vilifying.radicalizing and exaggerating all But despite this sub-replacement fertility rate, the population in the West Whilst you wait for a sign, a signal; someone to take up the spear, to ery https://www.facebook.com/206778229358786 videos/451628238207116 klaxon call. you hold the first spear to be thrust at the invaders What makes vou believe you are European, not just an Australian? How is this possible? Stop waiting for someone else to show you the way forward, YOU are the But after visiting the mosques in Christchurch and Linwood and seeing the desecration of the church that had been converted to a mosque in Ashburton, my plans changed. European colony, particularly of British stock and thereby an extension of Europe A vote for a radical candidate that opposes your values and incites agitation or anxiety in your own people works far more in your favour than a vote for a milquetoast political candidate that has no ability or wish to enact radical change. Mass immigration and the higher fertility rates of the immigrants mosques, entropy in blitzspeed.Politicians writ in the same ink as Eligabolus, worshiping all that is foreign, poisonous and subversive because it is YOU that is going to start the fight, If you are reading this What makes vou believe there are racial differences and that those differences matter? We are experiencing an invasion on a level never seen before in history Millions of people pouring across our borders, legally Invited by the state and corporate entities to replace the White people who have failed to reproduce, failed to create the cheap labour, new consumers and tax base that the corporations and states need to thrive prominent and optically foreign building, with less students,more adults and a prior history of extremism. Attacking these mosques also allowed for an extra planned attack on the mosque in Ashburton, whilst I am unsure as of this time of wriing whether I willreach that target, it was a bonus objective. support of radical positions, even if they are not time, the truth will be revealed your own the truth of yours and the iron-hard strength of your will and they will Incite conflict Place posters near public parks calling for sharia law, then in the next week place posters over such posters calling for the expulsion of all immigrants, repeat in every area of public life until the crisis arises Why do you blame immigrants and not the capitalists? Iblame both, and plan to deal with both. debate and plan. They decry weakness, mock fecklessness and worship YOU WAIT FOR A SIGNAL, WHILE YOUR PEOPLE WAIT FOR strength, and in this worship of strength they radicalize and find the YOU Destabilize, then take control. If we want to radically and fundamentally change society, then we need to radicalize society as much as possible. Do you consider it a terrorist attack? By the definition, then yes. It is a terrorist attack. But I believe it is a partisan action against an occupying force Because the "x" groups can be dealt with in time, but the high fertility immigrants will destroy us now, soon it is a matter of survival we destroy on the European people that, if not combated, will ultimately result in the complete racial and cultural replacement of the European people Somehow this isolation then radicalization is seen as a surprise, yet for Do you feel any remorse for the attack? No, I only wish I could have killed more invaders, and more traitors as well Historical, societal and statistical reasons. They are the most despised group of invaders in the West, attacking them receives the greatest level of support They are also one of the strongest groups, with high fertility high in group preference and a will to conquer It is never wise to become a minority group In every country, on every continent, those that are in the minority are Globalized capitalist markets are the enemv of racial autonomists Did/do you personally hate muslims? A muslim man or woman living in their homelands?No A muslim man or woman choosing to invade our lands live on our soil and replace our people? Yes, I dislike them The only muslim I truly hate is the convert, those from our own people always lead to your oppression. corporate and state medias grip on the zeitgeist of modernity was finally Whether they are a political minority and therefore lose the control of the majority of power, and thus lose control of the laws and regulations that define public life or those that are the cultural minority find that art in all its forms is created and controlled by a different audience, from a If an ethnocentric European future is to be achieved global free markets and the overton window was not just shifted, but shattered. All possibility of expression and belief was open to be taught, discussed and spoken. An environmentally conscious and moral society will never be able to economically compete with a society based on ever increasing industrialization, urbanization, industrial output and population increase. The cheaper labour and ignorance of environmental health will always result in cheaper goods produced witth less effort and inevitably result in control of the market different people from a different history, with differing ideals and turn their back on their traditions and became blood traitors to their own race. These I hate such a huge issue? Because they are the same issue, the environment is being destroyed by over population, we Europeans are one of the groups that are not over populating the world. The invaders are the ones over populating the world outside of the states and the corporation control, to be accessed often for sult is obvious. People are finding their way home in Western nations for the year 2100 Those that find themselves born linguistically in the minority suffer daily, as the conversation of life excludes them, the mass media isolates them the first time. The Did/do vou personally hate foreigners/other cultures? No, I spent many years travelling through many, many nations. Everywhere I travelled, barring a few small exceptions, I was treated wonderfully, often as a guest and even as a friend The varied cultures of the world greeted me with warmth and compassion, and I very much A Europe of nature, culture and sustainable living practicing will not be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List of countries by future population (U and businesses turn them away, as does the societies speech itself history, the brainwashing of the institutions and they angry, they are energized and yes, against their degenerate societies, they are radicalized Finally there are those that find themselves in the ethnic or racial minority environment. The global market thus therefore never be allowed to compete in the new If vou believe we need to correct the white birth rates, why didn't you start a family and do it yourself? Because if we do not destroy the invaders first, our own birthrates will mean nothing We do not have the birth rates to fight them at their game, miscegenation and differing racial birth rates. The same people will find themselves gradually less and less represented both politically and Barring the importation of all goods produced outside the New European zone(the new Western world) is an essential pillar of the future Western RADICALIZATION IS THE RATIONAL RESPONSE TO population figures show that the population does not decrease inline with the sub-replacement fertility levels, but actually maintains and, even in many White nations, rapidly increases DEGENERATION MINORITIES ARE NEVER TREATED WELL, DO NOT BECOME Goods produced without care for the natural world dignity of workers lasting culture or or white civilizations future should never be allowed into the new morally focused and ethically focused European market took matters into my own hands. This is ethnic replacement Didn't vour attack just result in the vilification of ethno-nationalists/racial autonomists? No, people will forget my motivations quickly and only remember the CHEAP LABOUR AND ALL CONSUMING INDUSTRY ARE NOT IDEALS, BLOCK FOREIGN GOODS FROM WHITE MARKETS culture, their very soul ethnicity, race, culture of faith and that they live in peace and prosperity amongst their own people, practicing their own traditions, in their own nations But, if those same people seek to come to my peoples lands, replace my people, subjugate my people, make war upon on my people, hen I shall be forced to fight them, and hold nothing in reserve. This is racial replacement They see the decay all around them, plummeting.free-falling birth rates Madrid train bomber attackers? Do not allow your enemies to grow unchecked This is WHITE GENOCIDE. Children are always innocent, do vou not think vou are a monster for killing an innocent? Children of invaders do not stay children, they become adults and conquering our towns and without a single shot fired in response. Broken families with soaring divorce rates, that's if they even bother to get married at all.Suicide rates climbing year by year, not just for adults, by adolescents? Do you allow them to grow freely, openly, to one day bite you child as they play in their own yard? No. You burn the nest and kill the vipers, no matter their age no simple task.There are myriad reasons behind the decline in fertility Make no mistake, the major impetus for the mass importation of Do vou believe those vou attacked were innocent? and vote against your peoples own wishes, for the interests of their own The enemies of our children are being bom in cur lands right now, even as you read this. These same children will one day become teens, then adults, voting against the wishes of our people, practicing the cultural and religious practices of the invaders, taking our peoples lands, work, houses and even attacking and killing our children notice is when one of their own idols commits the act(singers, sports stars, actors). Drug use at all levels of society, in all age groups, any source of distraction or relief to escape a culture of nihilism. Rampant urbanization and industrialization, ever expanding cities and shrinking forests, a complete removal of man from nature, with the obvious results. We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic,nihilistic individualism. But it will take take some time, time we do not have due to the crisis of mass immigration greed that demands cheap labour peoples lands share guilt wealth and destroy social trust Any invader you kill, of any age, is one less enemy your children will have to face Would you rather do the killing, or leave it to your children? Your grand children? Break it's back, anyway you can Whether that is by encouraging and pushing increases to the minimum wage, furthering the unionization of workers, ncreasing the native birthrate and thereby reducing the need for the importation of labour increasing the rights of workers, pushing for the increase in automation or advancement of industrial labour replacement or any other tactic that is available Did you commit the attack to receive media coverage and to propagate vour own writings/beliefs/ideals? Due to mass immigration we lack the time scale required to enact the civilizational paradigm shift we need to undertake to return to health and prosperity Mass immigration will disenfranchise us,subvert our nations, destroy our Pedophile politicians, pedophile priests and pedophile pop stars, importance Why make your children fight, when you could fight in their stead? wonders,soulless metropolitan architecture of glass and steel reflecting no society, no culture, no people and therefore belonging everywhere, and their children, no matter the economie incentives. Therefore, once we Yes, but death was a definite possibility. These situations are chaotic and virtually impossible to control, no matter the planning. Survival was a better alternative to death in order to further spread my ideals by media coverage and to deplete resources from the state by my own imprisonment capital owners needs to be fought against and broken peoples Long before low fertility levels ever could. Thus, before we deal with the our lands CHEAP LABOUR IS SLAVE LABOUR, REFUSE TO IMPORT dead culture: Michael Jackson(pedophile, self hating, self mutilating, opiod addict) Madonna(degenerate,drug addict, childless, whore, anti-christian, pro miscegenation) Kurt Cobain(suicidal, drug addict, self hater, anti-social) Freddy Mercury(lifelong identity crisis, lifelong battle with hedonism and drug use, eventual death due to sexual hedonism)just to name a few Empty nurseries, full casinos, empty churches and full mosques, entropy in blitzspeed Politicians writ in the same ink as It wil be distasteful, it will be damaging to the soul. but know that it is necessary and any invader you spare, no matter the age, will one day be an enemy your people must face Better for you to face them now then your kin to face them in the future fertility rates, we must deal with both the invaders within our lands and Was the attack "racist" in origin? Fertility rates are innately tied to race, so yes There was a racial component to the attack It was not part of their blood, LEAVE NO VIPERS NEST UNBURNT We must crush immigration and deport those invaders already living on our soil. It is not just a matter of our prosperity, but the very survival of our people. With long arrears to make good, When the Saxon began to hate A boil over in the melting pot Was the attack "xenophobic" in orgin? Fertility rates are cultural, there is no denying that, so there was a war of cultures being fought by the invaders, and my attack was a response to Civil war in the so called "Melting pot" that is the United States should So these young men and women see this suicidal nihilism and isolate themselves from this mainstream, "multicultural", egalitarian, individualistic insanity and look for allies anywhere they can find them in the flesh or online. They congregate, discuss, despair, strategize, debate and plan. They decry weakness, mock fecklessness and worship They were not easily moved Don't leave the cities, Run towards the fight, Not Till every count should be proved away cult of the individual has been practiced for the longest deepest devotion and with the Run towards the cities, run towards the conflict.run towards the enemy. Islamic nations in particular have high birth rates, regardless of race or as they have always been The people of the countrysides are already traditional, already close to nature, already supportive of their people Their voices were even and low Their eyes were level and straight There was neither sign nor show When the Saxon began to hate. deculturized program show themselves as well as a want for revenge against islam for the 1300 years of war and devastation that it has brought upon the people of the West and other peoples of the world lts the cities where the struggle lies, its the cities where the invaders have The United States is in turmoil, more so that at any other time in history States hate other states, the electoral college is under attack at every turn massed, its the cities where the marxists have poisoned the institutions, its the cities where the traitorous media and corporations lie and its the eities where the anti-white politicians and the NGOS make their homes political system, split by racial, social, cultural, linguistic and class divides Was the attack anti-immigration in origin? Yes, beyond all doubt, anti-immigration, anti-ethnic replacement and anti-cultural replacement Invade the cities, take the cities, battle in the streets for the cities The It was not preached to the crowd It was not taught by the state No man spoke it aloud When the Saxon began to hate. The end result is a nation in gridlock, unable to respond to any great change, unable to commit to any great projects A political and social stalemate that makes any advancement impossible of our people and it is there we shall wage our war Just a ordinary White man, 28 years old. Bom in Australia to a working class,low income family broken by the intemet,true freedom of thought and discussion flourished Despite how many of you may feel living amongst the pollution, amongs the cultural filth, crammed into tiny apartments in the city sprawls, far Meanwhile the 10000 ton boulder of demographic change rolls ever Ihad a regular childhood, without any great issues. It was not suddenly bred, This open and often anonymous discussion allowed for information, outside of the states and the corporation control, to be accessed often for passing grade I did not attend University as I had no great interest in anything offered in the Universities to study I worked for a short time before making some money investing in Bitconnect, then used the money from the investment to travel RETAKE THE CITIES, RETAKE YOUR BIRTHRIGHT Through the chilled years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Saxon began to hate control of Texas and with this control, the electoral college will be heavily stacked in favor of a democratic victory so that every electoral cycle will be a certainty Finding their people, finding their traditions, seeing through the lies of history, the brainwashing of the institutions and they angry, they are Was the attack anti-diversity in origin? No, the attack was not an attack on diversity, but an attack in the name of diversity To ensure diverse peoples remain diverse, separate, unique,undiluted in unrestrained in cultural or ethnic expression and autonomy. To ensure that the peoples of the world remain true to their traditions and faiths and do not become watered down and corrupted by the influence of outsiders. The attack was to ensure a preservation of beauty, art and tradition In my mind a rainbow is only beautiful to due its variety of colours, mix the colours together and you destroy them all and they are gone forever and the end result is far from anything beautiful After an election cycle or two with certain Democratic victory, those remaining, non democratic voting, non brainwashed whites will see the future elear before them, and with this knowledge realize the impossibility of a diplomatic or political victory -Altered version of "The Beginnings by Rudyard Kipling a Within a short time regular and widespread political, social and racial violence will commence In this tempest of conflict is where will be strike, politically, socially and physically. They may be able to discredit one Why did vou carry out the attack? pro-european group will be everything the average white family need and long for. With these boosted numbers, and with our unified forces, countries and continents move to back their brothers, they cannot To Conservatives possibly attack any one group. The failure of Assimilation they will NEVER conquer our lands and they will never replace our people Ask yourself, truly, what has modern conservatism managed to conserve? What does it seek to conserve? The natural environment?Westen Culture? Did you intend to kill police officers or other enforcers of the state? No The police force in New Zealand is on overall good terms with the public and, unlike in other European nations such as France, the UK, or Norway they have so far remained loyal to the people So harming the NZ police officers was to be avoided at all costs unless the state enforcer was from an invaders background Striking quickly and then exfiltrating from the area of attack was the plan to avoid the responders of the state and to avoid a situation where I was forced to ham them. In the event of an engagement I had the somewhat quixotic notion of shouting down responding state enforcers, intimidating them into laughable. Who would willing leave their own strong, dominant and Ethnic autonomy? Religion? The nation? The race? To take revenge on the invaders for the hundreds of thousands of deaths for violence, and when the times comes, strike hard and fast. Support them economically, donate to their cause, buy products from Nothing is conserved The natural environment is industrialized, culture would entice a man, one of traditions, beauty, architecture, art and pulverized and commoditized. THE MYTH OF THE EGALITARIAN NATION nihilism? To take revenge for the enslavement of millions of Europeans taken from upon support to the media and in daily conversations, make it understood on the internet that all Europeans nations support them meaningless nothing, with the only tenets and beliefs seemingly held to are the myth of the individual, the value of work (productivity for the benefit of your capitalist owners) and the sovereignty of private property (to ensure none of us get grand ideas of taking the unearned wealth of our owners More immigrants are choosing to retain their own healthy culture, year by year, and even more telling, our own people are beginning to join them looking outside their own watered down and deteriorating culture to look for purpose and guidance from outside sources To take revenge for the thousands of European lives lost to terror attacks throughout European lands. No taxes to anti-white States embassies of those nations that do not support the nation, and if need be attack them Only elect leaders that show support to your brother nation. Until our nations are run by men and women loyal to our cause taxation should be considered theft, and refusal to pay taxes a sign of racial lovalty Giving your own carned wealth, which you received through your own The weaker we become the more immigrants will refuse to join us, refuse To take revenge for Ebba Akerlund. Ethnic autonomy? Destroyed in the name of cheap labour, whilst they may publicly object to the illegal immigration of the third world masses privately they push for as much migration as possible, anything to weapons and munitions, attack their enemies. If the media or state in your region responsible Physical force is the ultimate form of support shot of the calf, hamstring or gluteal muscles so as to cause the least them, destroy the corporation aitor politi one To directly reduce immigration rates to European lands by intimidating and physically removing the invaders themselves a disenfranchises your people and seeks to ethnically replace you is utterly foolish. Do not pay to have your people destroyed, do not line the pockets of the traitors within our ranks, don't lend support to a corrupt and broken NO ONE WILL WILLFULL Y JOIN THE DECAY How this worked in reality, well only you know. profits. They removed the Europeans peoples autonomy and sovereignty for their own lust for power and wealth state. To agitate the political enemies of my people into action, to cause them to overextend their own hand and experience the eventual and inevitable If you survived, did you intend to go to trial? Yes, and to plead not guilty.The attack was a partisan action against a occupying force, and I am a lawful, uniformed combatant. Refuse to pay taxes. Refuse. When they demand youpay, refuse. When they ask why, you tell them why. They will threaten you with jail, they Drive through confessionals and no fault divorce? Any religious ideal that Green nationalism is the only true nationalism your imprisonment or physically harm you But eventually, when enough Were there other targets planned in your attack? Many, one thing that can be said about the current state of the West is that we live in a target rich environment, traitors and enemies abound sidelined and quietly dismantled. All so that they could line their pockets without complaints or objections power, the state itself will wilt, then collapse There is no Conservatism without nature, there is no nationalism without Death is certain, you may die in service to some grand crusade or pass away in a hospice, either way you will die. So take the prison time, take the beating or even fight back. But do not pay taxes to anti-whites. we shaped it We were bom from our lands and our own culture was molded by these same lands The protection and preservation of these The nation? What nations do we have to conserve? What our own nations death. The worth of your life is not measured by the length of your life now based on? Their is no sharcd culture, ethnicity, language, values or beliefs. Anyone can be a member of our nation, as long as they have the paperwork. They need not be born here, share our race, our language, our culture or our beliefs. Hear the conservatives cry, as long as they are willing to WORK, let them in! Let them earn our wealthy benefactors their second yachts and their fifth properties! Were/are vou are "racist"2 Yes,by definition, as I believe racial differences exist between peoples and they have a great impact on the way we TAXATION IS THEFT IN A TRAITOROUS SYSTEM own ideals and beliefs Ask yourself now, are you willing to shirk your racial responsibilities? shape our societies Accept death as it is as certain as the setting of the sun at evenfall Only when you embrace death and the only thing you will have left to fear is To avenge those European men and women lost in the constant and never ending wars of European history who died for their lands, died for their mass immigration and uncontrolled urbanization, whilst offering no true Out of the night that covers me, Embrace infamy: the enemies of your people will beset upon you, on all sides. The media will paint you as villains, the state will name you as immigrants in our lands with high fertility must be forced out to ensure the existance of our race. bother to show up. There is no Green future with never ending population growth, the ideal green world cannot exist in a World of 100 billion 50 billion or even 10 billion people. Continued immigration into Europe is environmental Black as the pit from pole to pole, amongst your people will name you as enemies. You will be infamous until victory is achieved. Take it with a smile Ithank whatever gods may be To agitate the political enemies of my people into action, to over extend their own hand and experience the eventual backlash. For my unconquerable soul. ACCEPT DEATH, EMBRACE INFAMY, ACHIEVE VICTORY Were/are you a "xenophobe"?\ No, no culture scares me. I am only wary of those cultures with higher fertility rates replacing others notion of a racial future or destiny is as foreign to them as social The Europe of the future is not one of concrete and steel,smog and wires but a place of forests, lakes, mountains and meadows. Not a place where responsibilities To show the effect of direct action, lighting a path forward for those that wish to follow.A path for those that wish to free their ancestors lands from the invaders grasp and to be a beacon for those that wish to create a lasting culture, to tell them they are not alone. In the fell clutch of circumstance english is the defacto language but a place where every European Not a thing has been conserved other than corporate profits and the the ever increasing wealth of the 1% that exploit the people for their own t have not winced nor cried aloud. My head is bloody, but unbowed. Conservatism is dead. Thark god. Now let us bury it and move on to In 2019, we currently have the largest number of people of our race in To create an atmosphere of fear and change in which drastic,powerful and revolutionary action can occur something of worth. Were/are you a nationalist? Yes, predominantly an ethno-nationalist(I place importance on the health THERE IS NO TRADITIONALISM WITHOUT CONSERVATISM IS DEAD, THANK GOD. Were/are you a nazi? destabilizing and polarizing Western society in order to eventually destroy the current nihilistic, hedonistic, individualistic insanity that has taken control of Western thought And yet the menace of the years Focusing on increasing the population of whites, or trying to gain economic wealth or military might, whilst already having met the requirement of numbers, wealth and military force needed is simply a stalling tactic, spoken and put forth by men too cowardly to do what is required There are well known enemies of our nations, enemies of our race that To Christians It matters not how strait the gate, the Turks that also make a part of the NATO forces, thereby turning untouchable. They will soon find out how wrong they truly are. Traitors deserve a traitors death. No matter if it takes 3 years or 30 years, these people must pay for their disgusting attacks upon our race. How charged with punishments the scroll, nder the weight of these outrages and most shamefu humiliations. The race of the elect suffers outrageous persecutions, and and These men would stall and delay any action indefinitely, until all That is a very broad category of people, and the definition is fuzzy at best So no, I don't believe so. man. All so they need not carry any personal risk or struggle themselves I am the captain of my soul. nor the colleges of priests. They run over the weak and the elderly, they TATP packages strapped to drones,an EFP in a motorcycle saddle bags, convoy ambush rammings with cement trucks. Any method that gives these traitors their sure reward is viable and should be encouraged Where there is a will, there is a way Finally, to create conflict between the two ideologies within the United States on the ownership of firearms in order to further the social, cultural political and racial divide within the United states.This conflict over the 2nd amendment and the attempted removal of firearms rights wil ultimately result in a civil war that will eventually balkanize the US along political, cultural and, most importantly, racial lines This balkanization of the US will not only result in the racial separation Ignore the naysayers and weasels who will always repeat "Not Now! Just Wait! Not Yett We Could Be Hurt" for them the time will never come Just as their own courage will never flower forth Were/are you a conservative? hospices The temple of the Lord is treated like a criminal and the ornaments of the sanctuary are robbed Invictis by William Ernest Henley Merkel, the mother of all things anti-white and anti-germanic, is top of the list. Few have done more to damage and racially cleanse Europe of its people BEST TIME IS NOW Were/are youa christian? That is complicated Erdogan, the leader of one of the oldest enemies of our people, and the leader of the largest islamic group within Europe This warlord must bleed his last, whilst he visits his ethnic soldiers currently occupying Europe. His death will also drive a wedge between the Turk invaders currently occupying our lands and the ethnic European people whilst simultaneously weakening Turkeys hold on the region, removing a prime Were/are voua fascist? Yes. For once, the person that will be called a fascist, is an actual fascist war rather than suffer any longer oppressed Is it not preferable to die so horrible a spectacle? Let us all weep for our faults that raise the divine There is only one victory, but many defeats To lose our lands, our culture and our people is a defeat To continue on without our culture, but still own our lands, is a defeat To survive with our culture, but to lose our lands, to lose our future, is a The birthrates must eventually be addressed, at all "melting pot" pipe dream Furthermore this balkanization will also reduce the USA's ability to project power globally, and thereby ensure that never again can such a the sand Let the fire of our repentance raise up the Holy War and the Eco-fascist by nature. The nation with the closest political and social values to my own is the Even if all invaders are deported tomorrow and all traitors are dealt with as they truly deserve, we are still living on borrowed time Whether it takes ten years or a thousands years, whilst we are facing birth rates at sub-replacement levels, then our people are dying There is only one victory. The survival of our people, our culture and our lands isn't enough. We must thrive, we must march ever forward to our place among the stars and we WILL reach the destiny our people deserve death the longer we allow our birthrates to remain so catastrophically low Anything else is a defeat British isles. What better sign of the white rebirth than the removal of this invader? To Antifa/N rxi This isn't an issue that is being faced solely by our own people, but many peoples across the world. Nations across Asia, Europe and the Americas The war will not be casy, the death toll will assuredly be high. The going will be tough and many of us will die KILL ANGELA MERKEL, KILL ERDOGAN, KILL SADIQ KHAN Egalitarians and those that believe in heirachy will never come to terms I but all are feeling the pressure Europeans attempting to remove these Islamic occupiers from Europe) yourself with? The true question is, how did this happen? And what can we do to stop it? The only people that seemingly do not face such issues are those with strong traditions, gender norms, societal norms,the poor and the religious. usually a combination of all. This should give us an indication of what may be truly at the heart of the issue I want you in my sights. I want your neck under my boot What do vou want? All 1 can guarantee is that inaction is sure defeat, power structures will be tested and likely will fall and most of all there is only the future ahead and attempting to march back to any earlier time will get you no where at all Were/are you a "homophobe"2 No, I simply do not care all that much what gay people do.As long as they are loyal to their people and place their peoples well being first, then SEE YOU ON THE STREETS YOU ANTI-WHITE SCUM children The Paradox of the diverse equality You may stumble. You may fall But the only way to get to the final destination, total victory, is to get up and keep marching forward. No and difficult to fix than the issue of Ethnic replacement Likely a new society will need to be created with a much greater focus on family values, gender and social norms and the value and importance of nature Was there a particular event or reason vou decided to commit to a The greatest joke of all is the quixotic foolishness of the diverse but equal society. Diversity by its very definition belies equality. No two different things can ever truly be equal, especially humans. There is no one person equal to any other, not identical twins, not countrymen, not workers within a class group and certainly not those of differing races. Every human is worth only their own value, no more or less Were/are you "right wing"? Depending on the definition, sure. To turks You can live in peace in your own lands, and may no harm come to you. culture and race dramatically changed my views. The period of time was from, beginning of April,2017 until the end May,2017 some endeavours will go bad WITHOUT CHILDREN, THERE IS NO FUTURE Depending on the definition, sure. But in the end the struggle is a beauty in itself, and the victory will be all But if you attempt to live in European lands, anywhere west of the Bosphorus. We will kill you and drive you roaches from our lands. We are coming for Constantinople and we will destroy every mosque and The more diverse a group becomes, the less equal it becomes. Diversity is anathema to equality. One cannot exist with the other reservations, my cynicism and revealed the truth of the Wests current situation. These events turned my thoughts from pursuing a democratic, political solution and finally caused the revelation of the truth, that a violent As for me, my time has come. I cannot guarantee my success All I know production? It depends on who those workers are, their intents, who know I did it all for you; my friends, my family, my people, my culture rightfully christian owned once more owns the state, and its intents Understand here and now, there is no democratic solution, any attempt to Goodbye, god bless you all and I will see you in Valhalla Were/are you a supporter of Donald Trump? FLEE TO YOUR OWN LANDS, WHILE YOUSTILL HAVE THE CHANCE derision, then contempt and finally by force EUROPA RISES I was travelling as a tourist in Westen Europe at the time, France, Spain Portugal and others. The first event that begun the change was the terror policy maker and leader? Dear god no This solution ofa Democratic salvation is nothing but a pipe dream., and as our enemies increase within our lands, driven by mass immigration and The present is a gift from those in our past Were/are vou a supporter of Brexit? Yes, though not for an official policy made. The truth is that eventually people must face the fact that it wasn't a damn thing to do with the into the realms of impossibility Your ancestors did not sweat,bleed and die in the name of a multicultural egalitarian nation They built homes for their children to live in, they built communities for their people to thrive in, they built nations for their people to survive in They slaved for a better future for their people, and now other peoples shake their fists and point their fingers, reprimanding us for living better lives, wealthier lives in wealthier countries. This The media of the world will be used against you, the education system of the rulers will be used against you, the financial power of the worlds. corporations will be used against you, the military and legislative might of the UN, the EU and NATO itself will be used against you and even your own, previously corrupted, religious leaders will be used against Section II didn't eventuate. Something that had been a part of my life for as long as I could remember, cynicism in the face of attacks on the West by islamic invaders, was suddenly no longer there. I could no longer bring the sneer General Thoughts and Potential Strategies thing you "It will come in one way and one way alone, not through existing governments. Not by the maneuvers of the lobbies and the parliaments and the congresses, it will come under the stress of necessity. It will come in a great wave of popularity, in a great awakening of the European soul. Were/are voua supporter of Front National? No, they're a party of milquetoast civic nationalist boomers, completely wealth and prosperity was paid for in the sweat and blood of your ancestors. Our present comfortable, privileged and prosperous life was gifted to us by our forebears, with the belief that we would maintain, Democracy is mob rule and the mob itself is ruled by our own enemies system(long since fallen to the long march through the institutions their nation cherish and even expand upon their work, so that one day our own children can enjoy the rewards of our labour That difference was Ebba Akerlund. By living in New Zealand, weren't you an immigrant yourself? Yes, and it seems we immigrants seem to bring a whole host of issues Nah, not really.An Australian living in New Zealand is much the same as an Austrian living in Bavaria. They aren't going to ethnically replace the people, nor change the nations culture.They are the same people, they are Do not suffer under the delusion of a Democratic victory, prepare for war, prepare for violence and prepare for risk, loss and struggle, as it is the only path to Victory We must strive to create a nation worthy of our ancestors, that we give our people the very best lives, and nations that are worthy of them. A nation that venerates its ancestors, but lives for its offspring Ebba was walking to meet her mother after school, when she was murdered by an Islamic attacker, driving a stolen vehicle through the shopping promenade on which she was walking. Ebba was partially deaf, Who is truly to blame? MEDIA RULE IS CORPORATE RULE VENERATE THE ANCESTORS BUT WORK FOR THE CHILDREN The people who are to blame most are ourselves, european men. Strong What a mad lad!
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Drinking, Fire, and Money: Demand safe working conditions tooth-and-nails Your boss is not your friend. Your boss is not someone you can trust. Your relationship with your boss needs to be entirely professional. Your boss is only there to exploit your labour for profit. Unfortunately you need that labour to sustain yourself, Just be careful, Do not do your boss favours. No working for free. No doing unreasonable duties. No anticipatedrepudiation Your boss will likely act buddy/buddy with you, Let them, But don't reciprocate. They tell you how they got wasted and are super hungover at work? You tell them how you wish you weren't such a boring person who goes to bed at 10p every night. They tell you how much they don't like your co-worker, you tell them that the co-worker tries their working outside the hours you state as available. Do not say anything to your boss. About anything. Keep it work related. They will only use personal information against you. Know your rights. Know the laws. Your boss will come at you trying to get you to quit like its a favour to you. Its usually because they can't legally fire you. Be wary around your coworkers. Some will have no problem passing things along to your boss. Such as your mental health or financial standing Never offer to pay for anything lost, stolen or broken. Especially if money is missing from the till hardest. classe super mega important: "They tell you how much they don't like your co-worker, you tell them that the co-worker tries their hardest. Source: tooth-and-nails Yep yep yep. Never understood how stone people can go drinking with their bosses.

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