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jaded68 1h
This is taking the word "extreme" to a different
level, but when I was a prison guard (female
working in a men's max) I worked in the kitchen. I
tried to be firm, fair and consistent and it worked,
I mean, I went home whole every night. Somehow
a few of the prisoners found out it was my
birthday and towards the middle of my shift they
had me come around the office and there on the
table was a 4 layer industrial size cake with pink
frosting. I was touched. They told me to get my
piece before everyone else did, and not even 10
minutes later it was gone
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