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Bad, Best Friend, and Clothes: 4 points 22 hours ago I KNOW this is going ro sound freaky and like a lie but it's the truth: When I was about 17 my best friend invited me to go to the beach with her and her boyfriend (a nerdy but nice guy) since he didn't like to swim but just sit in his long sleeve shirts (he burned easily too -no pun intended) and watch her swimming so i agreed. The day of, we were all sittng in the bench front seat of his car with him driving, my friend in the middle and me next to the window. We got stuck in construction traffic and the day was warm, (his car was old and no ac) even with the windows all down. As we sat there fuming at the construction jam we started smelling smoke. He quickly turns the radio off and we all start sniffing like hound dogs trying to detect where the smell of smoke is coming from. Suddenly we SEE smoke but kinda wispy and thin and appears to be coming from his steering wheel so he starts running his hands around the wheel trying to feel for any fire. Suddenly his steering wheel starts smoking real bad so he pulls out of traffic to the side of the road and turns the car off, frantically searching the steering wheel and dash board as the smoke grows more thick and visible. That's when I suddenly realized I that smoke was coming out from his shirt sleeve cuff. Startled I screamed and yelled "Your shirt! Your shirt!! Its on fire!!" quickly he jumped out of the car and looked at his shirt -- nothing but it was smoking good so he holds his sleeves up in desperation to see WHERE the fire is coming from and that's when all three of us notice the smoke is bellowing from under his shirt cuffs. Scared we looked at him in shock, ran over and starting rolling his sleeves up as the smoke bellowed out , finally we simply yanked the shirt off and watched in confusion as his arms had ringlets of smoke slowly dissipating from them. Scared us and him. And I've always wondered if he could have been ready to combust...it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen to date permalink embed save report give gold reply 20 hours go Your friend's boyfriend was a vampire! permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 2 points 17 hours ago Wow, that's crazy. I mean, if it is true (not to doubt you, but of course, I've never heard anything like it) then maybe it is related to body chemicals or chemistry somehow. Maybe certain people are more susceptible to catching fire Perhaps the heat that day and the heat of the sun through the car window maybe started igniting something on him like he was a bug through a magnifying glass. Where on his arms was the smoke coming out, and how did it stop? permalink embed save parent report give gold reply paint 9 hours ago It was coming from his forearms near his wrists which is why when we saw the smoke it appeared to be coming from the steering wheel where he had his hands placed. I'm telling you it was the strangest thing I've EVER seen in my life. Once he took his shirt off and wiped down with it the smoke dissipated and was gone. They broke up shortly after so I never saw him again and I always wonder if we'd been about to witness a real live case of human combustion permalink embed save pårent report give gold reply points 2 hours ago You hallucinated, or it was his clothing that was smoking not his skin. His skin looked like it was smoking as smoke got caught under his sleeves. If his skin heated up to the point it was smoking he'd be yowling in pain permalink émbed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply score hidden] an hour ago* No hallucinations. Especially since all three of us saw the smoke. And you would think-or at least common sense as we know it-would have one believe that skin burning enough to cause smoke would have one screaming in agony but why is it then that in ALL CASES of KNOWN AND DOCUMENTED Instantaneous Combustion (even those with people in the next room) not a one of them was heard to have screamed or made any sound during their incineration....not one. It was not mass hysteria/hallucinations and we were not expecting or anticipating this as we all smelled the smoke first before we saw it and he was as frightened as we were. As for his clothes being the one burning initially we thought the same thing which is why he quickly yanked the shirt off, buttons and all, not even bothering to unbutton it first - so if it could have been his clothes why then AFTER he removed the shirt was his skin still emitting small spirals of smoke?! pérmalink embed savé parent report give gold reply
Bad, Best Friend, and Clothes: 4 points 22 hours ago
 I KNOW this is going ro sound freaky and like a lie but it's the truth: When I was about 17 my best friend invited me
 to go to the beach with her and her boyfriend (a nerdy but nice guy) since he didn't like to swim but just sit in his long
 sleeve shirts (he burned easily too -no pun intended) and watch her swimming so i agreed. The day of, we were all
 sittng in the bench front seat of his car with him driving, my friend in the middle and me next to the window. We got
 stuck in construction traffic and the day was warm, (his car was old and no ac) even with the windows all down. As we
 sat there fuming at the construction jam we started smelling smoke. He quickly turns the radio off and we all start
 sniffing like hound dogs trying to detect where the smell of smoke is coming from. Suddenly we SEE smoke but kinda
 wispy and thin and appears to be coming from his steering wheel so he starts running his hands around the wheel
 trying to feel for any fire. Suddenly his steering wheel starts smoking real bad so he pulls out of traffic to the side of
 the road and turns the car off, frantically searching the steering wheel and dash board as the smoke grows more thick
 and visible. That's when I suddenly realized I that smoke was coming out from his shirt sleeve cuff. Startled I
 screamed and yelled "Your shirt! Your shirt!! Its on fire!!" quickly he jumped out of the car and looked at his shirt --
 nothing but it was smoking good so he holds his sleeves up in desperation to see WHERE the fire is coming from and
 that's when all three of us notice the smoke is bellowing from under his shirt cuffs. Scared we looked at him in shock,
 ran over and starting rolling his sleeves up as the smoke bellowed out , finally we simply yanked the shirt off and
 watched in confusion as his arms had ringlets of smoke slowly dissipating from them. Scared us and him. And I've
 always wondered if he could have been ready to combust...it was the weirdest thing I've ever seen to date
 permalink embed save report give gold reply
 20 hours go
 Your friend's boyfriend was a vampire!
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 2 points 17 hours ago
 Wow, that's crazy. I mean, if it is true (not to doubt you, but of course, I've never heard anything like it) then maybe
 it is related to body chemicals or chemistry somehow. Maybe certain people are more susceptible to catching fire
 Perhaps the heat that day and the heat of the sun through the car window maybe started igniting something on him
 like he was a bug through a magnifying glass.
 Where on his arms was the smoke coming out, and how did it stop?
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 paint 9 hours ago
 It was coming from his forearms near his wrists
 which is why when we saw the smoke it appeared to be coming
 from the steering wheel where he had his hands placed. I'm telling you it was the strangest thing I've EVER seen in
 my life. Once he took his shirt off and wiped down with it the smoke dissipated and was gone. They broke up shortly
 after so I never saw him again and I always wonder if we'd been about to witness a real live case of human
 combustion
 permalink embed save pårent report give gold reply
 points 2 hours ago
 You hallucinated, or it was his clothing that was smoking not his skin. His skin looked like it was smoking as smoke
 got caught under his sleeves.
 If his skin heated up to the point it was smoking he'd be yowling in pain
 permalink émbed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 score hidden] an hour ago*
 No hallucinations. Especially since all three of us saw the smoke. And you would think-or at least common sense as
 we know it-would have one believe that skin burning enough to cause smoke would have one screaming in agony
 but why is it then that in ALL CASES of KNOWN AND DOCUMENTED Instantaneous Combustion (even those with
 people in the next room) not a one of them was heard to have screamed or made any sound during their
 incineration....not one. It was not mass hysteria/hallucinations and we were not expecting or anticipating this as we
 all smelled the smoke first before we saw it and he was as frightened as we were. As for his clothes being the one
 burning initially we thought the same thing which is why he quickly yanked the shirt off, buttons and all, not even
 bothering to unbutton it first - so if it could have been his clothes why then AFTER he removed the shirt was his skin
 still emitting small spirals of smoke?!
 pérmalink embed savé parent report give gold reply
Bailey Jay, Best Friend, and Friends: Anonymous My best lady friend 12/17/17(Sun)14:37:42 No.41856797 >be me have close lady friend not in relationship or anything >One day she tells me she wants to be more than friends 66 KB JPG Mega best friends?" friendzone level 5 "no anon, more than that" s"i dont know... omega best friends are pretty exclusive. I'll just make you a special best friend" >Friendzone level 20 >She leans in for a kiss kiss her on cheek friendzone Ivl 90 >She tells everyone were a couple correct them in front of her friendzone Ivl 200 >After few months she tells me she wants to get married, and i should get a ring >Get small plastic BFF ring and inform everyone this is a best friend meeting place >Friendzone lvl 500 >She buys house for both of us >She tells me i can decorate it however i want >Get huge noticeable divider between mine and her space says BFFs In the centen Friendzone Ivl 800 >Watching movies together >she wraps one arm around me >put popcorn in her hand and say "here, thought it was too hard to grab" Friendzone level 900 >She tells me she wants a kid MY kid tell her I'll store some sperm in sperm bank and she can pick it up there >Frienzone level 23910481204349138124390141484908928 39129317239807210937129379018371287 38197391283798123712983712983798127 398217478192 >Kid grows up and asks if I'm his daddy "no I'm just your mom's friend" >Friendzone lvl 29318123999999999999999999999999999 999123812938 >Hit her with that respect >Friendzone level infinite
Bailey Jay, Best Friend, and Friends: Anonymous
 My best lady friend
 12/17/17(Sun)14:37:42 No.41856797
 >be me
 have close lady friend
 not in relationship or anything
 >One day she tells me she wants
 to be more than friends
 66 KB JPG Mega best friends?"
 friendzone level 5
 "no anon, more than that"
 s"i dont know... omega best friends are pretty
 exclusive. I'll just make you a special best friend"
 >Friendzone level 20
 >She leans in for a kiss
 kiss her on cheek
 friendzone Ivl 90
 >She tells everyone were a couple
 correct them in front of her
 friendzone Ivl 200
 >After few months she tells me she wants to get
 married, and i should get a ring
 >Get small plastic BFF ring and inform everyone
 this is a best friend meeting place
 >Friendzone lvl 500
 >She buys house for both of us
 >She tells me i can decorate it however i want
 >Get huge noticeable divider between mine and
 her space
 says BFFs In the centen
 Friendzone Ivl 800
 >Watching movies together
 >she wraps one arm around me
 >put popcorn in her hand and say "here, thought it
 was too hard to grab"
 Friendzone level 900
 >She tells me she wants a kid
 MY kid
 tell her I'll store some sperm in sperm bank and
 she can pick it up there
 >Frienzone level
 23910481204349138124390141484908928
 39129317239807210937129379018371287
 38197391283798123712983712983798127
 398217478192
 >Kid grows up and asks if I'm his daddy
 "no I'm just your mom's friend"
 >Friendzone lvl
 29318123999999999999999999999999999
 999123812938
 >Hit her with that respect
 >Friendzone level infinite
Food, Future, and Girls: Customer behind me: Excuse me I turn around to see a woman in her early 50s wearing lots of jewelry Woman: "Is a My Little Pony on your shirt?" Me: "Yeah, you a fan?" Woman: "No! That show is evil and you are a degenerate!" Me: "... Excuse me?" Woman: “That show ruined my son! Now he has dyed his hair in rainbow colors and he buys toys for little girls and goes to these awful conventions with smelly people that do the same thing!" Tears begin to run down her face. People in the Subway are turning to look. Me: "Ma'am, maybe you shouldn't be so judgmental of me or your son. It's just a show that a lot of people happen to like, a show that teaches about the value of friendship and acceptance. Perhaps you could stand to learn a lesson or two from it yourself Woman: “No! My son had such a promising future and now he's admitted to me that he is a homosexual! It's all that d… show's fault! People like you ruined my son!" She reaches out to slap me, but I quickly deflect the blow Me: "Ma am, please don't touch me. I train regularly in Krav Maga." The woman grabs her forearm where her arm had met mine Woman: "Help! This degenerate struck me for standing up for my beliefs!" She looks, wild-eyed, at the small girl behind the counter, who has watched the whole thing without saying a word Woman: "You! Call for your manager and have this society-destroying pariah thrown out of here! He assaulted me!" Girl Behind the Counter: "I AM the manager. And I just saw that whole thing. It's YOU who had better leave. I won't have you assaulting people in my place of business for wearing shirts that express their values." The woman stomps out in a huff without ordering any food. People sitting at the tables and in line begin to clap for me and the manager. Manager: "Sorry about that. And hey the sub's on us. Because nobody messes with Twilight Sparkle. She reaches over the glass to give me a high-five, even after I insist on paying for my lunch And wouldn't you know it? Her phone number was written on the napkin she put in my bag
Food, Future, and Girls: Customer behind me: Excuse me
 I turn around to see a woman in her early 50s wearing lots of jewelry
 Woman: "Is a My Little Pony on your shirt?"
 Me: "Yeah, you a fan?"
 Woman: "No! That show is evil and you are a degenerate!"
 Me: "... Excuse me?"
 Woman: “That show ruined my son! Now he has dyed his hair in rainbow colors and he
 buys toys for little girls and goes to these awful conventions with smelly people that do the
 same thing!"
 Tears begin to run down her face. People in the Subway are turning to look.
 Me: "Ma'am, maybe you shouldn't be so judgmental of me or your son. It's just a show that
 a lot of people happen to like, a show that teaches about the value of friendship and
 acceptance. Perhaps you could stand to learn a lesson or two from it yourself
 Woman: “No! My son had such a promising future and now he's admitted to me that he is
 a homosexual! It's all that d… show's fault! People like you ruined my son!"
 She reaches out to slap me, but I quickly deflect the blow
 Me: "Ma am, please don't touch me. I train regularly in Krav Maga."
 The woman grabs her forearm where her arm had met mine
 Woman: "Help! This degenerate struck me for standing up for my beliefs!"
 She looks, wild-eyed, at the small girl behind the counter, who has watched the whole
 thing without saying a word
 Woman: "You! Call for your manager and have this society-destroying pariah thrown out of
 here! He assaulted me!"
 Girl Behind the Counter: "I AM the manager. And I just saw that whole thing. It's YOU who
 had better leave. I won't have you assaulting people in my place of business for wearing
 shirts that express their values."
 The woman stomps out in a huff without ordering any food. People sitting at the tables and
 in line begin to clap for me and the manager.
 Manager: "Sorry about that. And hey the sub's on us. Because nobody messes with
 Twilight Sparkle.
 She reaches over the glass to give me a high-five, even after I insist on paying for my
 lunch
 And wouldn't you know it? Her phone number was written on the napkin she put in my
 bag