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Anime, Ass, and Bruh: "ls this a person with decent music?" "No, this is a SoundCloud rapper." ORDEK HERE @typicalterome Back on my caption shit: "Aye Free Tay K bruh." "Didn't he kill like 2 people?" "And?" *door opens* "Dinner is ready." "Bet." *goes downstairs and sits at dinner table with family* "Itadakimasu!" "Bruh you gotta stop watching anime." "ShutchobitchassupTroy." "Boys! Quit arguing at the table. Terome, how was work?" "It was garbage. This lady asked for a Cobb salad without Cobb. I wanted to slap her on my dead goldfish." "You ain't got a dead goldfish." "Who asked you?" "Troy, how was your day?" "It was ight, Mom. I don't know why you always ask us that at the table." "Why do I ask you that? It's a parents job to make sure their kids are happy and doing the right thin-" "Shutcho 'well ackshually' ass up Janet." "For real Dad, she talk to much." *Mom stares at her plate and shakes* "You big mad or little mad?" Dad said. *shaking intensifies* "Damn look at her face, she mad asf." "I dare you to poke her." "Hell nah I ain't suicidal." "Don't test me David..." Mom says through her teeth. "Janet I've tested this food and it tastes like a homeless nigga." "Holup, how you know what that tastes like?" "Don't ask question you don't want the answer to, Terome." "O." "THATS IT!" *Mom stands up and marches back upstairs* "Guess she was big mad." Troy said. *rattling from upstairs* "Tf is she doing?" *footsteps coming down the stairs* "I've had it with you 3..." *Mom points a 9mm at us* "Hey I was saving that for school!" "Aye if you gon shoot anybody, make sure it's me first." *all 3 stare at Troy* "What? I run a meme page."
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